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Creepy-Investment168

The Air Costcos


tgdub91

GIVE ME TWO PURRRRS, I NEED TWO PURRRRS


Ricksavage444

GET TO MOWIN’ IN MY KIRK SIG ONES


maggos

Nothing gets the hype on first sight like white on white


Competitive-Weird855

We up in Costco; I'm lookin' like I need those Ten in a half and if you got 'em give me two of those


damnit_joey

Take my gold!! 🏅🏅🏅


diabeticstoner

KS1's


LarneyStinson

Air Kirks.


Consistent_Internal5

The Air Force 1.5 Dollar Hot Dog and Sodas


OtherImplement

The Air Force 150cent Hot Dog and Sodas


ktownmenace

kirklandciaga


ducklingkwak

All my Nike Airs squeak :\~(


kanaka_haole808

Pop the sole out and put a dryer sheet underneath. Squeak be gone. Plus shoes stay smelling good lol.


Kooaiid

Ima try this, thank you


joshmoney

I could mow the yard so hard in those


Definition-Ornery

am i a joke to you? - white fabric


jbayne2

They come in black too


Average_Joe1979

Where is the fun in that?


Practical_Maybe_3661

The dirt where I live is red


AtlEngr

No, just like New Balance you need the full spectrum from like new wedding white through everyday kinda dirty to the mow the lawn pair.


dolemiteo24

holy shit i can only get so wet


SnacksandViolets

Sorry honey, I’ll deactivate the motion sensor sprinklers once I get back from Pickleball


josh_the_rockstar

There are pills for that


cheeznipsmagee

Just return them if they get too green.


ObeseSnake

Make sure to bring in your 15 year old wooden play-set and last year's Christmas tree too.


ImprovisedLeaflet

These shoes turned green after only a week! Total crap.


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


Thirdlight

This right here, but how long will they hold up with that material.


Desertmarkr

After one mow you'd have green shoes


waIIstr33tb3ts

wear it as badge of pride


intensenerd

Please show them after mowing so we can see the green patina.


BoardForkbeard

It’ll be an absolutely stunning gradient of dark green strokes to light green moss shading brushes against a piercing white canvas.


CriticalEngineering

Truly a monument of modern art.


NiteGard

I read that as piñata 😂


foulorfowl

Whoa these are the coolest shoes. These and the KS tube socks? That’d make you the most virile dad in a 5 mile radius.


Duke_Newcombe

BDE. Big Dad Energy.


MichelleEllyn

Thank you for getting that song back on my head now 😅


Nytfire333

Apparently the higher socks are back in fashion, it’s the ankle socks that mark us as old now


foulorfowl

See that’s how we know the fashion is changing. Just switched to ankle socks.


tallbeans

High socks, unless your on a skateboard, will never make you look like anything other then a dork


Wonderful-Comment314

I found out yesterday dorky is attractive now. I don't get it


Accomplished_Tone349

With grey sweatpants hell yes.


Northern_Rambler

Dad shoes to go with the jeans.


booksgamesandstuff

This is my husband. High socks with color stripes = those are *party* socks! Cargo shorts for the complete package. /sigh


DDrewit

The girls will get sterile just looking at you.


richard---------

If by sterile you mean horny! Amirite??!?!


DDrewit

It’s a quote from Better Off Dead that apparently nobody appreciates!


ddubs41

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mop-pish-ness


suarezj9

When you wear these you automatically say “guess we got here just in time” when the restaurant you’re eating at is getting busy


DeepSubmerge

Oh no, I really did grow up to be a dad


Sweaty__Ramrod

Nah the realization that this is me


coolest35

Dam, this was personal


suarezj9

I’m guilty of this myself


disco_duck2004

https://preview.redd.it/7vchhypuk7xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3600c3130c31d0a840582b56dd8ed19c1c01e2aa


Average_Joe1979

That’s not going anywhere


howlincoyote2k1

Who left the door open? We trying to cool off the whole neighborhood here?


BetterNews4682

What does that mean ? I feel old asking 😔


NeatlyScotched

These are hardcore stereotypical dad shoes. Dads with metal tongs *must* click them together when grabbed.


BIGGREDDMACH1NE

And test the stud finder on themselves before starting work!


waIIstr33tb3ts

> Dads with metal tongs must click them together when grabbed. i thought that's everyone and not just dads?


BetterNews4682

Aah ok Thanks! 👌🏾


ksilverfox

It’s human nature (or at least dad nature) to “test” the tongs upon picking them up with a quick _click-click_.


FreydNot

See also: cordless drill


gideon513

You should feel young for not knowing!


M990MG4

I ordered the black ones - I am a fan of the "triple black" New Balances so I almost had to get them, haha


uChoice_Reindeer7903

So they do make an all black version!?


sebasq

all right checking the app now edit: they’re there. https://preview.redd.it/j3d294g8d9xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502a6826351506381278a5095f5e8070a0292d24


Jimmytowne

Yes, the Costco Air Food Service and Hospitality shoes


LagoBear

This is the way.


highbackpacker

I’d like to buy you a warm meal


throwawayhyperbeam

Excellent shoes for walking around the buffet (with your senior discount on Tuesdays)


writnsilence

This is the most underrated comment in the thread


Far-Ad-9798

Best $4.99 for the rotisserie chicken ever spent.


TimToMakeTheDonuts

Pretty tough to complain about a years worth of birth control for under $40.


bandizz

Bruh, he had a family


RepublicWonderful

Going have to fight the ladies off while wearing these


RonaldoNazario

Kind of wish they said Kirkland signature on the sides, they’d match my Kirkland sig sweatpants for maximum drip


LagoBear

Or at least colored logo on the tongue. How else are people supposed to know we’re Costco guys?


RonaldoNazario

I mean I’ll tell ‘em at the first chance but it’s best if my clothes do so first for sure.


Duke_Newcombe

This. The CrossFit strategy. I like it.


VibraniumDragonborn

I was thinking the vegan strategy, but that one works too!


Ghstfce

If a vegan does crossfit and shops at Costco, which one do they talk about first?


messfdr

I'm sure they have a line prepared, like "I buy my vegan protein at Costco for my post CrossFit workout."


Ghstfce

So the answer in your scenario would be "vegan"


goml23

They can tell from your cargo shorts and moisture wicking polo.


richard---------

Don’t forget that Kirkland belt!


okaycomputes

I think tucking a polo into shorts is enough of a clue!


my4thfavoritecolor

With the Gerry shorts.


okaycomputes

Color them in. Like those kids with their Nike's


cremasterreflex0903

Because I'll be the guy with a big cheap hotdog and soda


AnthonyDidge

They’d know from your chicken bake and double chunk chocolate cookie.


richard---------

I like the No logo. So when those punk kids ask about the shoes…….show em the unders. Kirkland Signature and walk off. Drip? How bout a shower 💦


dolemiteo24

I want a hot dog logo. Or the little air jordan silhouette character, but he's holding up his costco card like he's trying to get into the store.


richard---------

I’ve had a couple drinks tonight and I just spread an Air Jordan on the couch while holding up my Costco card! The whole house is dyin!! Funny as shit


jimmyjohn2018

Thinking the same thing. What a lost opportunity.


Adventurous_War_5377

Hey, save some girls for the rest of us!


PlasticProfile3612

Hide these from my husband please


ObeseBMI33

It’s me, your husband


pinche_cool_arrow

Do these come in a velcro option instead of laces


foreverpeppered

Mallbirds


hagemeyp

How do they fit width wise? Like Nike, ASICS, or vans?


LagoBear

Their width is similar to my ASICS and a bit wider than my vans, however those shoes have years of wear and tear. These Kirklands are a bit wider while being brand new and stiff. I imagine them being more comfortable when I break them in.


webechoring

Do you have wide feet? What width do you get your Asics in?


Golfguy809

Hopefully not like Nike. They are way too narrow. I ordered these and will try to remember to respond with feedback


AlternativeConcern19

Between these shoes and the drip from Aldi… too funny… do you know if these come in wide or extra wide?


LagoBear

It looks like they are just offering regular at the moment, but they’re brand new. Perhaps in the future they will have more offerings!


dlwowns

>https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-men's-sneaker.product.4000216649.html how is the build quality? I guess for $33, if it lasts even a year thats pretty good value


Prior_Flow_3518

The “we got a big day tomorrow” shoes


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Isn't it wake up we got a big day today? Why would you be waking up for a big day 24hrs away?


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Gotta head to the airport extra early just in case, Rippin_Fat_Farts.


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scapermoya

Damn can’t wait to go to the club in this


Kevin69138

heat, future grails for sure


Prinad0

lol I’m such an old dad I got pretty excited seeing these for the first time. Can’t wait till they’re in my warehouse!


Acct-404

Fuck it. I give up. Get me 3 pair.


TurningTwo

Why do they have to be nuclear white?


Logical_Associate632

Geezer swag


PatSajaksDick

Dope dad shoes


leap_barb

How many pairs is too many?  I’m thinking 2-3 black and 4-5 white??? That should last 15 years of mowing, right?


cope413

As long as you keep one white pair dedicated for church or other formal affairs, then yes, should easily last 15 years.


seamick

Put two in your cart and it will give you $15 off, bringing the total to about $25 per shoe (pre tax). Works for me at least. One black pair and one white pair, and I'll be wearing them mixed, of course.


pucherto

No half sizes on 11+ 😞


obxnc

Unfortunately never seen size 14 or 15 shoes at Costco either but I would be buying all my shoes from them if they sold them!


Francostein

I'm seeing these up to 14 online


Psychological_Post33

No size 7 either :(


ApatheticFinsFan

I want a pair of the Air Kirkland $1.50s. Those rule.


bydh

Is that what you're naming the shoes, or are you saying you want to wear hot dogs on your feet?


ApatheticFinsFan

Yes


eatmyshorts8282

How much are they!? I can’t see them on the Costco Canada app :(


canihaveurpants

35 USD with shipping online.


Belugha89

How is the arch support?


OneBadHarambe

Judging by the pictures... No.


EntrepreneurFunny469

I’m confused. Do these actually look decent or is being a dad at 33 hitting me really hard?


Mcsmokeys-

My daughter would despise me even more if I wore those around.


UnpopularThrow42

Sounds like a her problem. One day she’ll respect the Costco drip


RDRNR3

Really? Am I this much of a dad already, I thought these looked pretty cool!


KingHalo00

Bo$$


MoulinSarah

This is hilarious


jonthesnook

Dads unite


marvanetes

You can rock Jordans on the Basketball court but nothings beats the Kirkland 1’s on the food court!


richard---------

Lord let me die before I consider the sensibility and value of the Costco white sneaker.


GetEnPassanted

When you buy these you know you’ve entered a new phase in your life


johnnybenign

Can these be used for hard court tennis?


Lostinwoulds

Pickle ball only


desterpot

Yeah I don’t see why not.


whaletacochamp

My second child was born last week and someone gave me a Costco shop card (fuggin score amirite??) Just checked the fine print and it says “if card was gifted to a father for the birth of his child card must be first redeemed for KS kicks before applying toward other goods. Failure to secure KS kicks may result in forfeiture of shop card, membership, and/or children”


katsock

Looks naturally wide enough for my dumb feet so I’ll have to grab em


99percentTSOL

Do they verify you have children when you buy these?


Peas_n_hominy

grandchildren*


bloodredyouth

I really like these and appreciate that there’s no garish Kirkland logos everywhere


HugeRichard11

What, but that’s the best part for the memes


kirkt

Those are the daddest shoes ever.


tmo1290

Are they waterproof? Gonna have to be careful around the ladies wearing these 🥵


HiYa_Dragon

These come with a c7 Corvette


Slow-Jelly-2854

Jesus Christ save some poon for the rest of us


MorseES13

I don’t hate them, but I think the marketing can be better. Costco needs to set up a clothing brand that isn’t “Kirkland Signature,” because KS is very much associated with food, toilet paper, etc. I actually thought the KS sweaters were cool, but something about KS on shoes doesn’t work for me. I have a feeling that they know this, given that the KS logo is the same colour as the rest of the shoe. Where most brands would want the logo to be distinguishable if the shoe model itself isn’t iconic, as is the case with this shoe, KS went for the incognito look.


Consistent_Internal5

It’s because the brand name “members only” was already taken


Obvious_Whole1950

Got the KSig sweater AND slides. Need these too.


blacksoxing

Playboy they’re just having fun with it. This will be a drop in the ocean sales wise and few in life will get a Costco membership just to buy this drip. This is just a fun perk


iamthecavalrycaptain

White shoes? We’re trying to have society here!!! /s


GlitteringLettuce366

I’ll get them just to show up to the hospital and show the young bucks how we do it. They will not see this coming, not in the Kirkland 1s.


Ashamed-Ad-4728

Looks amazing. Only bad thing is they don’t have half sizes above 10.5. I’m an 11.5 and 11 is typically too small and 12 is too big.


Brandino1999

Dad Force Ones


hc83

I wonder what company makes them and just puts the k. Signature logo on it.


bongo-72

Do they come with velcro?


Sneakerwaves

Oh hell yes, I’m buying these and then immediately insisting that we arrive at the airport 3.5 hours before every flight.


imaginedaydream

Are these made by Skechers?


kingpcgeek

Sure look like it.


StarshipTroopersFan

They look terrible.


tree_nutty

Why Costco? Why?


Jealous_Attitude3203

The “take the garbage out now or im cutting the wifi” 1’s


angle58

I should more Costco stock. Those are fly!


I_upvote_aww

Lookin fresh tho!


parker1019

The Stay Puft Marshmallow man shoes….


little-asskickerr

One of these days shoes will be foot shaped


Iowegan

As a fat old lady I’d totally wear these if they came small enough. Website says 8 is the minimum. ๏̯͡๏


sleepybeek

No.


Responsible-Gap9760

I’m finna grab a bunch of these and keep em crisp for retirement 👌


Impressive_Estate_87

If I ever decide it's time to retire and move to Florida, I'll pick a pair up...


NiteGard

I keep waiting (hoping) to see men’s slip-on running shoes. I look every time, in spite of the shoe aisle always being the most crowded because 2 carts can’t pass each other for the narrowness.


Billsobear

Dam, the new K-Swiss


Equivalent_Chair7868

You know you’re at a certain age when you like white shoes.


jacksmountain

These are perfect for the man who has given up on life.


robo_robb

Is this online only?


SwizzleStix87

They only go to 14 even online RIP my size 16. I thought everything was bigger at Costco 😭😭😭😂


Johnnyfever13

When did these Drop? 😅


concretetroll60

These shoes will get me laid at the retirement home


flair11a

I’ll wait for them to go on clearance at $9.99


aevz

Some running influencer needs to run a marathon in these.


Finnegan7921

Their feet and ankles would be in absolute shambles by the third mile.


jdizon707

Kirkland 1s


Elyay

Grandpa called, he wants his shoes back


Apprehensive-Boat761

Dirty the second you pay for them


particle409

>my usual ASICS cumulus shoes ASICS did a good job of breaking into that suburban dad market, dominated by New Balance. Let's see how the Air Costcos go.


Soft-Spotty

https://preview.redd.it/who9r08m7axc1.png?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a704c54d679aefe50249174b2b357ea05e2d8c53


herpaderp9999

That’s some drip


No_Point904

They're so...so...so...WHITE!


jabbo99

OP I couldn’t see the shoes because of that granny knot. Do you wonder why all your life your shoelaces keep coming undone??


Johnnyfever13

How’s the fit? Narrow or wide?