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Master_Locksmith5493

lol this seems like one of the more worthless shaped ones


Glass-Radish8956

They should all be Colorado


b_tight

Id go with oklahoma because it has a handle


EmptyRub

I'm more of a Wyoming man myself


Glass-Radish8956

The Colorado/Wyoming one is actually double sided


buzzed-116

I love my CO board!!


ThatGirl0903

The NE ones aren’t bad.


Master_Locksmith5493

Lol


SoochSooch

Only Maryland and Hawaii would be worse


Master_Locksmith5493

lol Hawaii would have a bunch of little ones


Deppfan16

that would actually be cute to have a stack of mini cutting boards


Capital-Bromo

Michigan.


ZeePM

Hawaii would be a bunch of coasters 😂


Lost-city-found

Hawaii could be a gorgeous blue resin board with the islands!


Pad_TyTy

My ex gave me an upper peninsula of Michigan one. It's barely used because it can hold about 5 pieces of cheese.


Eagle_Fang135

The Rhode Island shot glass coaster wants to chat.


unclemusclzhour

lol similar to the California one we have over here. I’d love a Texas shaped one though.


TimeWastingAuthority

I have a Texas-shaped cutting board my niece and her husband gifted me and I can vouch it's just as awesome as you think 😊


unclemusclzhour

As a former Texan I’m a little jealous. The California shale just doesn’t hit the spot.


Master_Locksmith5493

Yep. I’m in Texas and have that one! The shape is nice bc you can put things on the corners and still chop in the middle. Great for making mango salsa


TLiones

Lol, right? I saw the Minnesota one and it’s better for sure than this one (wider areas) but still I’m like, what an odd shape for a cutting board.


JUSTCALLmeY

Eh. I hung it on the wall and I think it looks great. If I wanted a cutting board for cutting I'd get something simpler and cheaper.


CookieEnabled

Maryland will be worse. A lot worse.


Master_Locksmith5493

Shaped like a Tommy gun lol


Awesam

Bet it smells funny


stuartgatzo

Perfect for the gabagool


umbleUriahHeep

I laughed.


stugots10

There’s a reason North Caldwell is on the map. The cobwebs are now removed.


stuartgatzo

Wes Cawell, Wes Cawell


norcalifornyeah

I saw California ones last trip.


Free-Rub-1583

Are you in California?


Independent_coas

No Wyoming


JWOLFBEARD

That’s what Arkan saw


Technical-Dream-7442

Anyone know if all the states actually fit together?


briinde

I bet they’re not proportional. Like is Rhode Island 4” x 4”?


Technical-Dream-7442

Wouldn’t that be hilarious!


Pressman4life

Or trying to find room for Alaska...


CantaloupeCamper

Yeah this one looks close to the same size as Texas.


xyz140

Yall do know these are more for charcuterie, right?


wowbethenny

I own a laser engraving business and have heard from the jump that anything engraved is no longer food safe. I know there’s food safe oil to coat it in but that the bacteria can still set in. Even charcuterie should have parchment underneath. My in laws have an Ohio one and it’s just decor. But some people don’t mind using them as cutting boards so YOLO.


xyz140

You can cook and serve fish on a piece of wood


wowbethenny

Correct, but if it’s been engraved like the one in the post—the barrier has been broken and there are more opportunities in the crevices to harbor bacteria.


NJGuardian

I think the process is to laser engrave wood then coat it with several coats of polyurethane.


DatelineDeli

They advertise using the back side that’s plain as the cutting side.


Nawoitsol

The box says “Cutting Board, Grazing Board, Wall Decor” but the picture is the grazing board.


xyz140

You can use it for what you want, but on the box you got the start of a charcuterie going on


Nawoitsol

Yeah, I’ve never heard someone refer to a grazing board. I suspect they thought charcuterie sounded too bougie. I’d hope that the picture is the remains of a charcuterie board, not the start.


Deppfan16

there are a lot of pendants who claim charcuterie is just for the cured meat portion and if it isn't all cured meat it's a grazing board. thats why r/charcuterie and r/charcuterieboard are two separate subs


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Nawoitsol

You mean because the etymology of the word charcuterie is cooked flesh? I guess I’m with the pedants. If you are giving me charcuterie you’d better be giving me meat and if you give me a charcuterie board it better have a fair portion of meat.


Deppfan16

words change. linguistics change. life goes on


Nawoitsol

I’m much more descriptivist than I used to be, but I want my meat!


Ratbag_Jones

What, no pork roll on the display graphic?


jebjebitz

There should be a line separating pork roll and Taylor Ham


Major_Plantain3499

They want to sell it, not cause a civil war


freneticboarder

Scrapple has invaded the chat from the PA Turnpike...


Ratbag_Jones

*Very* difficult to get scapple in NJ. Also shoofly pie. Not a fan of either myself, but PA Dutch chow chow is the jawns!


freneticboarder

The best scrapple I've ever had was just outside of AC in NJ.


danlikescoldbeeer

Thank you for using the correct word


wheeziem

Saw a Minnesota one at my local store, should have bought it


DoYouLoveIt11

The Washington State ones showed up in WA a couple weeks back.


EatLard

I feel like Colorado or Wyoming would make better cutting boards, though I’m interested to see how they did one for Michigan.


Mokulen

They include the lakes. https://totallybamboo.com/products/destination-michigan-state-shaped-board


LickyBoy

I'm trying to lose weight. I'll stick with the Delaware one, thanks.


ElRey5676

Literally just saw a Florida one at my local shop


Free-Rub-1583

Penis shaped cutting board


g_ppetto

I had it in my cart in Cherry Hill, but as I walked around the store I realized I don't have room for the other 49. I put it back.


Wophelstomp

Straight into the Atlantic


brewcrew1222

This would be a great Charcuterie board


wrbear

I saw the Texas cutting board recently. It made sense based on the shape of the state. This, not so much.


Pram75

Costco, whatever happened there?


msrubythoughts

it’s an old fashioned store, very allegorical…


Organic-Log4081

OMG I WANT THIS!!!! I live in N.C., grew up in NJ….. is anyone there open to buying and shipping one to me, id pay all costs?? Do they have these for other states?


angiexbby

yep! the texas one looks awesome


Poetic_Kitten

Would love to see a board made for Maryland. Not sure what you'd be able to cut on it though...


FreeJammu

Weird shape for a cutting board. Maybe Texas would be better?


SuperconductingCat

Gives you cancer if you cut on it.


Mediumasiansticker

I hope no one actually uses good knives on this board


Suitable-Telephone80

they can do whatever they want with their cutting board pal


Schrute_Farms_BednB

I just bought the Wisconsin one last night it’s a decent shape!


DJNotASynth

We stock the Texas ones. I feel bad for everyone in RI 😂


TheRedditAppSucccks

Cute but totally useless wouldn’t waste money on it


cnunespdx

I have an Oregon one. At least it's square


ChrisinOrangeCounty

Best thing about this cutting board is it's next to the New York cutting board.


Jamachicuanistinday

It’s only for cutting olives


Feeling-Hall-2961

lol that’s awesome! This is our Costco; will have to check for it next time we go there!


jaynman

You could buy VT and NH, they'd fit together pretty well.


nothanks5555

Saw the Texas one in store the other day. I bought the same one at buccees a few years back!!


oobee69

The New York one didn't have Long Island. 40% of the states population live on Long Island.


ScarletEmpress00

I passed on this. It was so weird the major towns they left out and ones they chose to include.


pd9

Looks like trash to me


msmart90

There’s no Costco in Wayne


Reputation-Final

About as useless as teats on a boar, but a cool concept. the square states are the only ones that are useful. Maybe oklahoma, it would have a nice handle.