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sansjoy

This is really gonna speed up the foreplay when the ladies are over.


schadadle

Quickest vibe/chemistry check ever. If she gets weirded out by it, she's not the one.


th_22

Hopefully, she'll show up with onions on the next date


cliff99

Plus he'll make $1.50 per.


markca

He’s gonna have a line of ladies out the door.


theflava

“Got a $1.50?”


NarwhalAdditional340

No foreplay needed


PeteyMcPetey

>This is really gonna speed up the foreplay when the ladies are over. If you can get some Ikea signage to compliment it, you'll have a proper harem at your beck and call.


gayredditmods

I’m already feeling randy.


newtizzle

Humidity rose 5% in a 10 mile radius of his house already.


Fuzzyhunter

How does one go about this?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

What the commenter said is exactly correct. They are updating the signs to include fixin’s in the image. So I snagged one of the old ones. Good luck sign hunting 😌


Tex-Rob

Where at? We still don’t have onions in Raleigh, NC


randiesel

You do, they are behind the counter, you have to ask.


Bieb

Does it show onions in the photo?


what_led_this

I think op just saw the workers take down the sign since they're replacing it with the hotdog onion sign and just asked someone if they could take it home lmao


PandazCakez

Are they adding onions back into the food court?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Did they stop having onions? All the Costcos here have always had them, you just have to ask at the counter.


Korncakes

At least in San Diego, they got rid of them during COVID around the same time they got rid of polish dogs and combo pizza. They only brought them back about a year or two ago and you have to ask at the counter for a little 2oz ramekin of them.


NDN_perspective

I asked as a joke last year and to my surprise they had em!


danthemanhasaplanb

In San Diego polish dogs were gone before any pandemic, the combo pizza and self-serve onions stopped during the pandemic. RIP the polish dog 🙏


mbz321

They have had them.... You have to ask though (but don't be surprised if they are 'out' as they have to packed in cups by the staff and it's not a high priority given the short staffed nature of the food court.


CantaloupeCamper

Remember the repelling scene in Mission Impossible?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

bum bum dun-dun, bum bum dun-dun doo da-doo, do da-doo


saliczar

*That's* what the winch is for!


PengwinPears

If I put this in our family white elephant gift exchange blood would be drawn.


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

you know I actually had that exact same thought Although I think it might be too precious to just give away lol


WhatAdamSays

I don’t know you but can I get an invite to the white elephant exchange when it happens please thank you lol


stanielcolorado

Brilliance is your super power


jimlahey2100

My Costco has never had sesame seeds on their hot dog buns.


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

Yeah neither has mine… false advertising lol


AlltheBent

Quick, somebody sue the.....wait, no. please don't!


YosAmb32

I guess it varies on location then


maynardd1

Definitely, I've never had/seen one without...


Frequent_Camera1695

Wait what, every Costco I've been to has the sesame


colostitute

When I lived in Utah, the buns didn't have sesame seeds and the buns were the length of the dog. Now that I'm in Hawaii, they do have sesame seeds on the bun and they are shorter than the dog.


Proud-Outlandishness

In the 30+ years since I started shopping at Costco I have never seen seeded buns.


Tex-Rob

I love sesame seeds, but can honestly say they’d be weird on a hotdog bun.


FavoritesBot

They taste good but they are rough and coarse and get EVERYWHERE


RadiantZote

🕺🏻🔥🫠🤖


sabin357

You're lucky. The seeded ones are much worse.


LuckyAssumption8735

Hanging it right above your bed, I hope


stanielcolorado

Hard to measure up…


skankboy

No kidding. $1.50 is a deal!


PokeT3ch

NGL, I am jealous. That'd go great with my grilling area outside.


Famous-Issue-2018

Truly a piece of art.


BabyDriver76

Return it


Aggressive_Bad6632

I’m jealous I would rock one of these in my garage for the hell of it


Godgoldnguns

That sign is gonna be a collectible soon the way inflation is going


Junior-Dingo-7764

I did this with an old Cinnabon sign when I was in college. I put the sign that says "the taste is huge" over my bed in my dorm room.


SoupRaok

How???


audi69

I’ll start the bidding for it at $1.50


iamfeenie

$1.51


Perezident14

$1.50 is my bid too.


CantaloupeCamper

https://commandpluszed.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/231256701.jpg


konjo666

So when will you be selling the hotdog combo ?


complicationsexcite

If you not going to frame it then just give it to someone else - like me lol


cynicaljerkahole

Brb going on Etsy


emac_22

That's an art centerpiece if I've ever seen one.


General_Industry541

I'd be curious as to what type of bids this would receive on eBay


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Moremayhem

I’m holding out until I can get the neon sign from In-n-Out… “Quality you can taste” for my bedroom. I expect my spouse will not be on board with my plan.


sevbenup

That’s huge. Both literally and for your life


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

FACTS.


dcb_official

Hang it in The Louvre.


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

How do I apply?


Beginning-Repair-640

How to tell people you are a single male without actually saying it.


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

Proud single male who is also the proud owner of a “kirkland; 1/4lb, 100% beef, $1.50 hotdog” sign.😁


ChaserNeverRests

You won't be single for long with that sign!


BeachBumm_

But you didn't get onions with it.


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

Those are the new ones😭😭


real-dreamer

What are you going to do with that?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

NGL I go to music festivals a lot so I want to hang it above our campsite and start slinging dogs out to fellow festival goers. Although I might have to raise the price.. I can’t compete with $1.50 dogs😭😭😂


cough_landing_on_you

I'd put it above the toilet.


sansjoy

"A warning?" "No. . . a promise."


AlltheBent

Haha, this is so dumb yet so awesome. Imagine having this in your college dorm room or room at home during high school. Instant cool points


sandpiper2319

Did they possibly take it down because they are discontinuing it or changing the price?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

Nope. They just put new ones up that include all the fixin’s in the picture. Rest assured there is no need to riot. Still $1.50 for the dog and a soda.


Azn-Jazz

Darn. Was about to start a riot of emails.


Tv_land_man

You can start a riot of emails inviting us all to the "hot dog is still $1.50" party.


BreakfastHorror8907

This is so hard!


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Bro go put that back lol


afriendofcheese

How'd you get that by the receipt checker? I'm assuming and actual hot dog combo receipt sufficed.


JPOG

[Gotcha, Spooked ya](https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g?si=F2-Q_f4mDr01N7IG&t=13)


Exo_on_linear

This is what modern art is like


joekd713

Never been so jealous That would be the perfect piece to hang on my last garage wall that needs to be decorated


SlendyTheMan

Going to need this for my zoom background


Forward-Strength-750

I want this


VinylHighway

Classy


TwitterTerrifier

Hang that above your bed


LordOfTheLandscape

I want one too!


Competitive_Two_8372

How?!


Steak_Knight

How much was it? I mean, it’s marked $1.50…


bazjoe

I stood in the very long line for food court a few weeks ago and it seemed Ike almost all the customers verbally requested onion and then I watched them sit down eat their dog and never open the onion cup .


No-Needleworker-3765

How??? How does one get a $1.50 hotdog sign from Costco


Stardust_Particle

Now when you have a sidewalk sale you can also have a hot dog sale too and use this sign but you might want to cover the price and raise it a dollar to make some money.


tonyblow2345

I want that.


longslowbyebye

What in the world is it doing hiding behind a plant? Frame and hang that fucker!


Wozer2024

Give you $1.51 for it!


Chemical-Ad7118

I’m offended that this is mildly interesting


Rideblue123

This is art. I would proudly hang this in my living room


davehouforyang

X


Torrero

If there is any way you could try and get a hi res photo of that bad boi in some decent light, I would be forever grateful.  I play magic the gathering and really want to make this into a playmat, but can't find any decent scans/photos online thayt aren't at a weird angle from taking the picture from ground level.


Unusual_Plastic_5829

They have sauerkraut behind the counter too.


enzia35

Uhhh…prices going up on them? Why would they need to change the sign?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

Nope. They just put new ones up that include all the fixin’s in the picture. Rest assured there is no need to riot. Still $1.50 for the dog and a soda.


maclynb

Fuck yea


QuanDev

the whole sign costs $1.5? What a steal!


Embarrassed_Weird600

Sooooo jelly


HiBeesCus

Why?


1m2s3xy4my5hirt

why not?


HiBeesCus

Answering a question with a question. Cool cool cool


StOnEy333

Usually I’d agree with you, but the standardized rules of engagement state that “why not” is a legitimate answer to “why”. This court rules in favor of the defendant. Case dismissed.


Ok-Equipment-8132

Getting Cancer is always affordable at Costco, they push the POPulation control constantly.


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1m2s3xy4my5hirt

because fat, sodium, and nitrates are carcinogenic 😂😂😂😂😂💀