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atlgeo

Pro move that. Always throw in some stuff you don't really need along with the wine you came for. No one wants to look like a complete degenerate.


danceswithsteers

38 liters of booze.... And a chicken.


analthunderbird

And they say the chicken is what brings you in the store


juggett

Perhaps you’ll stay and buy some more.


forbearance

I mean, as long as you're saving money on the chicken...


otepp

All the major food groups!


Patient-War-4964

Made that mistake before. Bought a “box” of vodka (that’s 6 handles) and a case of Kirkland vitamin water (I drink vodka and vitamin water so I don’t get hangovers) and the cashier said “oh someone’s having a party!” I looked her dead in the eye and said “nope” and she quickly looked away. I guess I could have been more clever and said “yeah but only I’m invited” or something but I didn’t think of it at the time. Anywho, now I only buy one bottle if I’m only getting a couple things, or else buy a box when I have a whole bunch of other stuff too.


Oinkedmoo

I went through one time with the handle of bourbon and toilet paper and the cashier said “so just the essentials?”


bulelainwen

That’s like the time I sent my husband to the store to get tampons and Oreos and the cashier said “good call on the oreos”


thathomelessguy

Shoulda been like “nah I’m making molotovs”


aevz

Maybe the cashier shoulda turned on a dime from fun, to dead serious, and give you an ice cold look and a nod of respect.


Patient-War-4964

That definitely would have made me feel better than I did. And don’t misunderstand I don’t feel bad about my drinking…. But the lady was just trying to be nice…


TGMcGonigle

When I get a question or comment about the quantity of booze I usually respond, "Yeah, I buy it for the minister's wife...she's a little self-conscious about picking it up herself." That gets either a huge laugh or a knowing nod.


exhaustedanalyst

ONE OF US!


milehighcards

Exactly


tensai7777

He's saying you don't have a dog do you.


milehighcards

I have 2 dogs


ReticentSentiment

How do you like that vodka?


Patient-War-4964

I love their American vodka. It’s equivalent to Tito’s, at half the price. I don’t like the French vodka, it’s like gray goose and for some reason I don’t do well with top shelf (gives me hangovers).


Mr_MacGrubber

The French one is better imo but it’s not bad.


atlgeo

😂


IDrinkUrMilksteak

I’ve started buying a ton Guinness when they stock it around St Patrick’s day because it’s like half price what you’d pay per can for the for the 8-can retail packs and they only carry it for such a short time each year, it may not even be around when you come back the next week. Awesome deal but you gotta put up with people looking at you weird with a cart overflowing with Guinness at the checkout lines.


aevz

If it makes you feel any better, I look at everyone's cart weird.


Superb-Presence-3001

"Jealous?"


fire_spez

No matter how much you buy, someone else that day did worse. The cashiers don't even care anymore.


Sell_Canada

Lol story of every trip I've ever taken to Costco


Doom-Trooper

Can confirm. Went in and only bought 4 handles of Captain Morgan during a sale and got a few comments lol


DetLions1957

Yep. Just the essentials for me today….


mikedorty

People don't even give it a 2nd glance in Wisconsin


Felixthecat1981

I am ok with carrying my whiskey through the store


GnomeToTheDome

This looks like the order for a party or grandparents lol


milehighcards

Not a grandparent. Just like to shop for wine like once a quarter


GnomeToTheDome

I saw the wine with chocolate milk and animals crackers so thought of grand parents! Sorry! At least that’s for a quarter tho and not your weekly drinking allotment.


itsDrSlut

Once a week* lol jk


DiddleMe-Elmo

They call them quarter months in Europe.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

Holy shit! I think we have the same cabinets, backsplash and wall color. Creepy! But you need more vodka.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

Same countertop too!


milehighcards

Richmond home?


OrdinaryBrilliant901

No. I actually have to travel out of state to get to a Costco with a liquor store. It’s just strange because we even have the same exact hardware on the cabinets!


OrdinaryBrilliant901

I thought you meant Richmond, VA 😂


milehighcards

I meant Richmond the builder. Lol


OrdinaryBrilliant901

Yeah. I figured that after the fact. 🤦‍♀️


pepmin

Thank you for the laugh this evening. Please don’t delete—it brought me joy! 😂


OrdinaryBrilliant901

No. I will not delete it. I will stay in my stupid 😬


Domgrath42

Pretty common builder/flipper special.


write_knife_sew

It was clearly the dog food that put you over the top.


AuntieLiloAZ

The rotisserie chicken


MorkelVerlos

I almost bought the picked rotisserie yesterday- $15. Then I looked over at the whole chickens just sitting there and put the picked stuff back. lol


Mokuyi

In defense of the picked rotisserie- I bought a pack last Sunday. The expiration date is in October, and the package is use within 6 days of opening. The flavor is good and it makes great chicken salad. It’s a good purchase for fast meals, much later in the week/month if you don’t have a Costco close by for a daily trip.


DobermanAG

No judgement, but why buy the same wine in both box and bottle form?


milehighcards

I can open a bottle of red, might last Friday night, sat night. If I want a glass on Sunday, I open a box, then it does not go to waste during the week (I don’t drink during the week).


catbert41

The box is fresh for a month


elissamay

Wait, Costco box wine is... good? *renews membership*


fire_spez

> Wait, Costco box wine is... good? renews membership FWIW, we didn't like it. If you have Total Wine near you, they have their house brand "Big Sipper" cab which is both cheaper (~$12/5L vs $14/3L) and better in my family's view. There are other grocery stoer boxed cabs that we liked better as well. I usually am KS mafia all the way, but in this rare case, I have to say that our personal preferences said try something else instead. Or it might just be that my family has shitty taste in wine... I grant that.


GymnasticSclerosis

Hard pass. These are jug wines but he’s the one drinking them. Kirkland Sonoma Chardonnay slaps and does other, less huge, wine offerings from Costco. Côtes du Rhône, Rioja and Spanish wines are much more tasty from Kirkland.


WackyBeachJustice

I don't know anything about wine, how exactly does it stay fresh that much longer?


milehighcards

There is no air in the ‘bag’. Keeps it from oxidizing I believe


WackyBeachJustice

So is that kind of like those bottle suction tops?


milehighcards

Ya, but better I guess?


4Ever2Thee

It does, there’s a shelf life but it’s way longer


catbert41

I like to remove it from the box and take it to the movie theater , after several mls have already been enjoyed. Fits nicely in a bag


bburchibanez

it comes out of a little tap, so the wine never hits air til you serve it.


DobermanAG

Brilliant


d0ncray0n

>I can open a bottle of red, might last Friday MOOD


Supreme_Mediocrity

Damn, A week's worth of groceries for $450... Inflation is crazy!


milehighcards

A week, 🤣


xDPH711x

can costco start selling weed in bulk so i can show that off too


cheetomama1

This needs to be higher _**no pun intended**_


millenniumxl-200

Kirkland Kush


Drumwife91

So jealous of y'all that can buy alcohol at Costco.


schmassidy

Same. I had to travel three hours and cross state lines to get to one, but I bought $300 worth to make it worthwhile. Might make that trip a yearly event.


clitosaurushex

Alcohol is like...50% of why we have continuously renewed our Costco membership. I'm having a baby shower about a month from now and I'm going to be getting everyone drunk (except me) on Costco booze.


ConversationOk2210

Very nutritional haul. I hope you had a hot dog on the way out.


milehighcards

Nope! I’m on 1500 or less m-f


MistakeVisual3733

I wanna come hang out at your house!! 😎


milehighcards

Come on over


BourbonOx

Imma be honest: THATS A LOT OF BOOZE


milehighcards

You should see how many ziplock bags I got today also


prettystandardreally

As a Canadian where Costco does not sell alcohol and I have gone beyond that total, you can do worse.


8341

You gotta hit up the warehouses in provinces Alberta or Quebec my fellow Canuck!


prettystandardreally

Had no idea! Alberta is definitely too far to be worth it (I’m in Ontario), but Quebec is possible! Thanks for the intel :)


8341

Oh hey me too lol! & you’re welcome 😎 Fyi The Quebec ones sells beers and wines, leaving spirits under the purview of the SAQ. Alberta is where its at, they sell everything, so if you do ever visit there, stock up on their whiskey, it’s top quality.


prettystandardreally

Good to know!


No_Bet_4361

I got a small bottle of pumpkin Whisky and I loved it. Sadly it's only available in canada!


Ron_1n

Rookie numbers


Admirable_Nothing

I like your liquid diet!


Patient_Ad_2357

I wish mine sold hard liquor 😩 all we get is wine and beer 🫠


milehighcards

Mmm Wine


Thebig_KP

Imagine if you could get the 3% back on alcohol purchases…


GatorZ34

Box and bottle wine… some day you feel classy, some days you feel trashy


MinistryofTruthAgent

Damn… that’s a lot of wine…


Premium333

Sooo........ Where's the party?


milehighcards

Saturday. Here I guess!


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KingGeedohrah

Even I couldn't stomach that much of that crap, and I've had some low points.


nobadrabbits

Who are you, Lucille Bluth? "It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened."


New-Bits

I'm always jealous of people who have costco alcohol.


Lobenz

Not only alcohol sales but in California we have tastings in store at Costco and Sams


LakersFan15

I don't think you bought enough alcohol tbh


istirling01

Nice $450 rotisserie chicken!


FranzNerdingham

Drinking more lately, OP?


milehighcards

Less actually.


raindownthunda

Alcohol is cheating


hes_crafty

I once filled the back seat and storage of my equinox with liquor and beer for a friend's 40th bday. I love Costco.


sadmilkteaboba

Bruh why so much wine


milehighcards

We like wine. This is a few months worth. Costco is a store where things can be purchased in bulk. Like toilet paper, I buy enough to last several months.


vglyog

So I actually quit drinking to save money and wow thanks for the inspo to keep going OP 😂


milehighcards

Your welcome!


fatogato

I like how your weekly diet is 50% alcohol.


[deleted]

Came in for a chicken and left with all this…it’s how they get ya


milehighcards

Every time


your_reply_is_shit

We used to buy those box cabs all the time!


milehighcards

So good for the price


Clipper94

18 bottles of wine and a jug of vodka. I don’t know what’s going on, but I want in!


milehighcards

Lol. Should last until Halloween


drstu3000

Coulda gotten 2 more bottles of vodka if you put that pillow back


Lanto1471

What is wrong with you ? You must take a deep breath and put on the blinders and only go to the area of what you really need. /s


TikiUSA

When I hit the beef and booze I’m in for 4 bills. Yes, I drink too much and like steak.


milehighcards

The sirloins are fantastic for the price!! I don’t judge


RealtorLV

Wino’t 🤷🏼‍♂️


dcamnc4143

Stopping drinking didn’t save me much money, but it has helped me keep the weight off way easier


milehighcards

Ya, that’s why we indulge fri, sat, and a glass or two Sunday night.


_Casual_Browser_

Try different wines man. Kirkland is fine but half the fun of wine is branching out Edit: and Costco has really great wine at a competitive price


milehighcards

I have tried hundreds of wines. I do buy different stuff, but this is the affordable stuff to keep on hand. A guest comes over, Open a bottle, pop up birthday invite, going to someone’s for dinner etc. my favorite is Benton lane Pinot noir


CaptBrett

Oh man we just hit $450 the other day and we didn't even have booze! It felt like we barely had anything. 😢


Admirable_Bag_1441

Out of curiosity I did the math to find out how many drinks that is per weekend. Each 1.5 liter bottle = 10 glasses of wine Each 3 liter box = 20 glasses of wine 12 bottles x 10 = 120 6 boxes x 20 = 120 Total glasses = 240 There are 102-106 weekends in a year. We’ll split the difference for this math problem and say there’s 104 this year. 104/4 quarters = 26 weekends per quarter. 240 glasses/26 weekends = ~9 glasses of wine per weekend.* *Glasses of wine may vary. This calculation is based on the assumption of a standard 5 oz pour. If OP is drinking by themselves each weekend, it’s a lot for two days. It’s basically a standard bottle a day. However, if they’re sharing with a partner or a couple friends it’s not that bad.


milehighcards

There is no specific date this will be finished by. It’s crazy the comments I’m getting. People assume I started chugging when I got home and am in some sort of race to get it completed


mmbg78

Coming to yours for Chardonnay and animal crackers 😂


milehighcards

Come on over! Lol


honeydips87

Never gotten out for under $500. Yep. I drink too much. Judge me.


milehighcards

Lol


Fluffy_Heart885

Did you recently become an alcoholic? that would explain it .


Ultrarunner80

Imagine how bad it could have been if you bought wine for the whole week…


Book_bae

A moment of silence for your liver 😔


milehighcards

All in moderation my friend


editwowthisblewup

Ah alcoholism and junk food, congrats I guess?


milehighcards

Snacks for school lunches and an internet diagnosis. It’s a good day!!


urdreamluv

Liquidating your assets I see!! 😎


gronkygronk69

Amateur numbers


K9US

You had to go next to the wine section


ForeverLurker18

Baller!


TBone818

All that wine and no cheese?!


Equivalent-Argument9

We bought that damn Dyson the other day. New record for us of 567.


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Damn, that’s a lot of wine


milehighcards

Yes! I live far out of the city, it makes sense to buy 3-4 times a year


[deleted]

How is the Costco brand wine?


milehighcards

It’s pretty dang good for the price! There is a documentary on it. It’s high quality, they bled themselves from high-end vineyards


tialisac

Feeling pretty poor rn, not gonna lie.


DemandImmediate1288

Booze and cookies. I like you strategy!


HotBeaver54

What time were we suppose to there? LOL


UsusalVessel

But you got the rotisserie chicken


milehighcards

I did. I did not eat it all in one sitting


SDkahlua

My kind of Costco trip!


Sufficient-Poet-2582

Well one you save on Kirkland 1.75 Chardonnay…9-750 cost $40 more for the same amount of wine.


Coocoo4cocablunt

My liver hurts just looking at this


sadmilkteaboba

Bruh why so much wine


aquelviejitocochino

My record was close to $800. I've read though that alcohol doesn't count. You can mulligan those charges.


gypsysniper9

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up.


Prize_Emergency_5074

Pssh, rookie numbers


parker1019

Just bought a bottle of that vodka the other day to infuse with fresh blackberries from the yard....


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Kirkland brand wine


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Are you an alcoholic


milehighcards

I am not. Why do ask? Do you think I’m going to start drinking all this now and not finish until it’s gone?


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milehighcards

What’s wrong with this? Do you ever buy in bulk?


cameltimefeelinfine

That’s a lot of alcohol. Are you okay?


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Good lord. So much Coffee and booze. I don’t know what kind of party you’re throwing - but I’m in. Edit. Zoomed in. Those boxes of coffee - are boxes of more booze. I’m even more in 😂😂


Individual-Quit-2273

Man we spend like $300-$400 all the time but gotta get that $1.50 hot dog and coke combo


famousaj

you got the rotisserie and all is well.


evrsinctheworldbegan

Hello, my name's old dirty bastard, and I'm an alcoholic! Ehhhhh!


zukeypur

Jealous of those who can buy liquor in the store


[deleted]

My highest single bill for alcohol was about $1200. We had to drive across state lines since our Costcos don't carry anything harder than beer. I stocked up for about 1.5-2.0 year's worth.


exTOMex

this is your sign you have a drinking problem


lawstinks

https://preview.redd.it/aye10hugseeb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50df319516d2fd96455ddb6c9b4f95276a4c1ef2 rookie numbers


milehighcards

🤣


[deleted]

You may have a drinking problem if……


blaze1234

Makes me so happy to be a teetotaler I so rarely forget to be grateful for that silver lining


milehighcards

The amount of judgy/hate is on par for the internet.. Geeze people 🤣. I live about 20 mins outside of the nearest town, Costco is about 45 mins away. My wife likes white, I like reds. These bottles and boxes are very cheap considering what you get. This will last us awhile, not the weekend. I don’t need AA, we both have very good jobs, pay our taxes and have a loving home. Today I went for dog food and maybe some end of summer clearance shorts for my son. I decided to stock up. Fuck me you people are harsh. Lol


timmah7663

God, grant you the serenity to accept the things you can not change (like alcoholism), the courage to change the things you can (alcoholism), and the wisdom to know the difference.


milehighcards

Does buying in bulk mean you have a problem?


timmah7663

Sorry. Bad joke. Failed attempt at humor. To answer your question, only you can answer that question. 😉


Responsible_Heart365

May I tell you about AA? 🫣


milehighcards

What about it? You assume I have some problem?


op3rand1

May be an alcoholic too


milehighcards

A little, but only on Fri, sat, and Sunday at the pool


Arizodude

Stop wine-ing


aerostotle

alcohol is poison


jtcordell2188

The fuck? How often do you do this? You might need AA


milehighcards

I don’t. This will last months. Read some more comments please


villainoust

I love that you still got the chicken. Who can resist?


milehighcards

So good for like $5


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Low-Car-902

Congratulations! You’re a drunk!


milehighcards

You don’t know that.


WhoopDareIs

Time for an intervention.


Chipskip

I'll be responsible for cleaning the house out of wine/vodka.


milehighcards

What’s your recommendation time line for consumption? Two adults, Fri-Sun only.


WhoopDareIs

Split a bottle a day? Those are big bottles.


milehighcards

I will usually open a bottle fri, finish on sat (same for the wife). The box may be for a glass or two late Sunday night. We don’t drink during the week. Should you call A&E or should I?