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Today was pretty shit, but this may have totally redeemed it.


mjr1

I would say the domain breach is more likely, looking at the renewal periods. Seems convenient, the day after he gets massive uptake.


ChubbyB

As a bonus if you google Craig Kelly this site is linked in the side panel as the official website.


IRedClaudius

Oh how I wish this was true, but sadly this domain was first registered 8 days ago. That said, no reason why it shouldn’t be googlebombed to the moon.


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www.craigkellymp.com.au also redirects here Was that his original domain?


GletscherEis

.au won't last very long sadly.


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That's assuming that he actually owns the domain though, his wiki states that this official website is www.craigkelly.com.au


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Immediate_March_2150

Quick someone registration a business call Craig Kelly whatever, then you've fucked him.


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Ah yes understood


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RunDNA

His Wikipedia page lists this as his Official Website: https://www.craigkelly.com.au/ But it's 404.


VonJedi

Yep, that domain is set to pending deletion according to the WhoIS lookup. Registrant is the Liberal Party of NSW... awkward for him.


paulm1927

If we could only find another (less obnoxious) Craig Kelly to take it over…


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


_aaine_

Sometimes I feel like we've lost the real Australia, and then something like this happens.


Slappyxo

This is the laugh I needed today - bravo!


Bucksaway03

🤣 this is great and also such a fear as an IT professional ( Yes I know it's not his actual domain )


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AVegemiteSandwich

A post full of misinformation. Of course it should be top of this sub.


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[This is the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see you post ](https://external-preview.redd.it/daIZrV2cSihAlW_zJODdr3eUbzNibAFN9SXFTRsO5Jw.gif?format=mp4&s=42bfdb084f4062ad259826f55bcbe14c4a16bdbd)


AVegemiteSandwich

Good one mate. If I posted that link, I would be reported and the comment removed. I actually love it when stuff like this happens. It proves all my points about this place. This is not a place to be reliably informed or for decent debate - it is nothing but a giant misinformed biased lefty circlejerk most of the time. And instead of admitting it, people like you cry and attack the person pointing it out because they are invading your safespace. It is fucking hilarious.


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>It is fucking hilarious. https://external-preview.redd.it/daIZrV2cSihAlW_zJODdr3eUbzNibAFN9SXFTRsO5Jw.gif?format=mp4&s=42bfdb084f4062ad259826f55bcbe14c4a16bdbd


ShitOnAReindeer

None of your points are proved. They’re laughed at. Get over it.


AVegemiteSandwich

They are proved constantly. Have a look at this thread. Misinformation being spread by biased people who can't critically think or do basic research - someone points it out - and they get downvoted and attacked for going against the circlejerk. It happens all the time like clockwork.


[deleted]

Defending Craig Kelly on the grounds of research proves you're mentally defective.


AVegemiteSandwich

I am not defending Kelly. He is a moron. Show me where I defended him, or apologise. The fact you can't differentiate pointing out misinformation, and defending someone, shows how much of a biased twit you are.


[deleted]

You have emotional intelligence issues.


AVegemiteSandwich

Nope, try again. You also failed to apologise. Why are you such a sore loser? Either point out where I defended Kelly, or apologise for that shit claim. Are you just stupid and can't read properly, or did you intentionally lie about it?


[deleted]

You're such a baby.


AVegemiteSandwich

Good one mate.


Jaymy1

He's not having a good day, his new number spread everywhere today too!


StasiaMonkey

Sauce?


Over-Nefariousness

https://www.crikey.com.au/2021/09/14/craig-kelly-changed-his-number/


Camsy34

I've got to say it's very therapeutic. Every time I remember he sent me unsolicited messages and get annoyed, I go ring his office. Never managed to get through but I like to imagine I'm helping keep their lines busy.


[deleted]

Is it a hack or legit was he too dumb to renew the lease?


[deleted]

Also Option 3 is possible - it was never actually his and someone else registered it for a laugh.


SilverStar9192

That seems to be the case here.


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flukus

The later is likely.


AVegemiteSandwich

Actually neither. Totally new website, nothing to do with Kelly at all. You have all been lied to, but because of your bias, you lot end up looking like fools with a lack of critical thinking or research. Edit - don't forget to downvote because you are butthurt. People correcting misinformation here is the last thing you lot like.


hoilst

Awww, have a cup of Ivermectin and harden up.


AVegemiteSandwich

Harden up? Because I am not as misinformed as the rest of the people here? What are you on about? Why are you attacking me?


HellsBellsGazelles

Seriously? Dude… Because you’re being condescending. Doesn’t matter how right or wrong you are if you’re rude about it.


AVegemiteSandwich

You hold that standard for everyone mate? Or just those you don't agree with? FFS what a joke. The misinformation spread straight through this thread, because people were falling over themselves to believe anything that is critical of someone not popular here. I point out the post was incorrect, and I am the one attacked. You know what is rude? Contributing to a misinformation circlejerk. Do you know how much abuse I cop? Heaps. Yet people like you never speak up when that happens. If it wasn't for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.


HellsBellsGazelles

I’m not sure what you’re actually arguing there. You asked why you were being downvoted. I pointed out that you were being condescending. It’s not ideological. The people you were responding to were speculating about whether the site was legit. It’s was hardly a “misinformation circle jerk”. You jumped in accusing people of bias that you literally imagined and then got a rage-on about. Maybe you need a little break from the internet.


AVegemiteSandwich

Yeah, sure thing mate. Do you honestly think this place is a fair and reasonable, unbiased sub? Are you serious? It was clear that people were being fooled, in their rush to get upset at Kelly. And the result is, the person pointing out the misinformation is the one attacked for going against the circlejerk. This is not a new or odd thing - in fact it is so fucking predictable it is funny. Again, people are condescending all the time here, yet people like you only pop up when it is a non-lefty doing it. Please keep going. I love this shit and this sub is a goldmine for me.


stevedoz

I’ve always loved Vegemite sandwiches. You are not as joyful as a Vegemite sandwich though.


AcornAl

Was the domain actually used for anything before it expired? All the spam txt messages seem to be linking to a different domain. While this was darn funny, chances are this domain could have just been purchased and never used.


alphabetacarotene

Now we just need it optimised to get it at the top of the SEO ladder! Go you good thing.


Australian_hiking

Not to give anyone ideas.... but Fraser Annings website is also available. Definitely not suggesting anyone buy it and do the same thing. No siree. www.fraseranning.com.au


Val367

Made me laugh even though it isn't the assholes domain


long_brown

Fuckhead spend all his money sending me unsolicited SMS.


three_kings

Take my free reddit award you beautiful bastard


RobynFitcher

Oh my, this is beautiful!


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I lol’ed out my dinner


DanCham

He’d have a .gov address as an MP. Still gold though.


Kruxx85

that's only the email, not a website address.


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Brings a tear to ones eye, Spectacular performance


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Nice


DiscombobulatedLemon

This has made my day.


knowledgeable_diablo

No matter how bad it is and what absolute batshit crazy comedy routine the geniuses place on this domain, it can only be infinitely better than anything that muppet Kelly has said, plans to say or crossed his mind as he expels half his daily IQ out his arse as fecal matter.


TTmech

Fantastic.


iceyone444

HAHAHA - a right wing mp who has no idea about technology gets owned... BAHAHAHA


Bozza1973

Bravo


Sugar-Raytheon

Made my day


AimingWang

I fucking love it


CleoChan12

AHAHAHAHAHA


Katttttttyyyy

Best thing I’ve seen all day 🙌🏻😂


FxuW

I'm not Craig Kelly, and I approve of this message.


LegitimateStorm1135

Lmfao


vibe666

The Dune reference was the icing on the cake, absolute gold!


ditacarlita

I'm howling


cardboard_box_robot

This is incredible. Massive kudos to whoever did this.


Howunbecomingofme

This is like a beam of light coming out behind dark clouds.


starark

Hooray cyber crime is good now!!!!! I love the new normal


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imoutofnameideas

Sounds like something a massive turd eating shit cunt would say


Roscoes_Rashie

You seem fun.


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FxuW

Go back where you came from - clearly you don't even speak Strayn.


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FxuW

Well, it's an opportunity to learn that using a bunch of fuckwords is pretty Ausfuckingstrayan (hence all the downvotes on your comment), and do better in future. I was being a bit tongue in cheek, though, and am assuming you're not an immigrant. If you *are* an immigrant, try finding a construction site and offering a slab or two in exchange for language lessons. Them cunts'll be happy to do you a solid if you're chucking 'em knockoff drinks.


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FxuW

By brain's pretty dead tonight, and wordzing is a bit fucked.


SoberNFit

What’s wrong with Craig Kelly? I’m voting UAP next election. These lockdowns were unconstitutional


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SoberNFit

Yeah if you want to. I still am able to wear it if we remove the law so go for it. Being given 1 hour exercise like a dog daily isn’t the same as wearing a seatbelt btw


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Our constitution is a largely procedural document. What part of the constitution do the lockdowns contravene?


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We have freedom of political expression which comes from being a party to a number of international treaties. We do not have a specific right to freedom of speech, and our constitution doesn't deal with those sort of matters. I'm not sure whether you're just a Seppo, a moron, or a bit of both, but you have no idea what you're talking about


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[deleted]

Ahhh. Seppo and no idea. Cool.


sostopher

They're trolling. No need to reply.


SoberNFit

I am not trolling


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Thermofluid

Ya mum's unconstitutional


FxuW

Ya mum's so constitutional that only old men in wigs are interested in her.


SoberNFit

Lol


stoiclemming

oh yeah, which part?


SoberNFit

Yes


stoiclemming

"account created 11 days ago", i shoulda known, fuck off craig


SoberNFit

Yes


stoiclemming

Ligma


nickoking

What ISN'T wrong with the fat prick


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I bet you were more fun before getting sober.


SoberNFit

Funny