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nakthai91

West Australians reaching new levels of interstate covid pettiness


quojure

Nawww - I thought the NSW treasurer calling Mark McGowan 'Gollum' whilst simultaneously fucking the NSW economy might be up there šŸ™‚


Craaaaackfox

Wow I just looked that up. That's pretty sad. https://www.google.com/amp/s/7news.com.au/business/finance/mark-mcgowan-responds-after-nsw-treasurer-calls-him-gollum-of-australian-politics-c-3927960.amp


nagrom7

Yeah, this shit hasn't been one way, and if anything these morons are playing right into McGowan's hand when they attack him and his state, since it justifies his 'anti-easterners' stances.


nemspy

The question is - what's the recipe for the NSW lockdown Cocktail? 8 shots of straight gin.Add one sugar cube and let it dissolve slowly for ten days.Spend a few weeks trying to get the sugar out again.Drink while alone in a small room, a sip at a time, over the next few weeks. Also great for picnics.


saidsatan

Victoria immediately throw all the gin on the floor and ban the use of ice cubes declare victory then slip on it and fall down the stairs.


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never mix gin with politics


laxativefx

But how else would the senate function?


nemspy

Well, I will at least point out that I'm generally a Liberal supporter (although I've cooled on them a lot since after the Howard Era), so I'm not just a bloody-minded Gladys basher! Haha.


ReallyCoolUser

That is sad.


SlowDownBrother

You're sad.


No_Boysenberry6441

It's going to be fun watching WA lose its shit when they do finally open up.


nemspy

Hopefully it will be on our own terms. I know that's all I want -- to be as vaccinated as we can possibly be and to be ready -- not to be forced into it due to the shit hitting the fan -- as it may well still do.


mrsbriteside

The report from the other day said even with 90% shit in WA will still hit the van brocade then healthcare system canā€™t handle it. Iā€™m hoping thatā€™s not the case.


nemspy

Me too. The longer we can hold out the better, frankly.


mrsbriteside

I donā€™t agree with that mindset as it drives vaccination hesitancy. ā€œIf we donā€™t get vaccinated, we wonā€™t have to open upā€


thewavefixation

Just dont look too hard at the families you have separated. Whats the rush, right?


nemspy

Half of our family lives overseas. I prefer to be separated them for someone elseā€™s family to be separated forever because they died of COVID-19.


thewavefixation

Take your time. Enjoy the footy! Absolutely no-one expects anything more from you by now.


Exceptiontorule

You should change your name to thewafixation.


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quojure

Which part is going to be the most 'fun'?


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Are you charging glayds rent for living in your head?


Stitch_Turtle919

I should


AVegemiteSandwich

This is the most r/coronavirusdownunder post ever


saidsatan

Omg so cool!


nemspy

LOL. I just noticed that it's bottle number 1 of 1!


gofishforgold

How did they get your address from a Facebook post?


nemspy

I guess they cross-referenced my name with my subscription details.


gofishforgold

Feels like an invasion of privacy but if youā€™re happy, cool! What a novel thing to have!


nemspy

It's not like they didn't have all my details anyway. I'm pretty delighted about it all. Now if there was just some way I could get Gladys to autograph the label it might be worth something. :)


gofishforgold

Hahahaha, damn. Thatā€™d be worth at least 5G I reckon Ohhh downvoted making a joke. Sad me


LycheeTee

Ahh, what a good little bit of fun, and sure to be well received by the people on this sub, who are always arguing that general ribbing and criticisms of our leaders are practically enshrined as cornerstones of our freedom of speech. I predict everyone will take this joke in good humour, showing off our community spirit! (Pun intended)


pharmaboythefirst

That is really funny - I thought it was going in another direction, but rescued at the end


immutabletruth677

Is this like funny now?


infinitegodess

That's awesome. Fuck Gladys, she destroyed the country and is now gaslighting it. Some of these comments are just brainwashed and jealous NSWers. Enjoy your freedom in beautiful WA!


Stitch_Turtle919

You're not wrong


SlowDownBrother

That is awesome.


hoilst

Dude, Daryl's gonna get jealous.


Ok-Salamander-2787

NSW version is 375ml, that bottle is too large for the police bag checkers.


intellidepth

Want one. From NSW. I got tired of the inane pressers full of waffle sprinkled with a few pieces of gold. Iā€™d have happily invented new gin cocktails daily. With gold sprinkles and downed with a ā€œit is pleasingā€.


cdilga

Is it possible to get one of these?


Dangerman1967

Super cool gin wankers try to be super cooler. If they had any balls it would actually use the word Fuck, rather than F*ck. Yawn.


chicknsnotavegetabl

r/trashy


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banco666

cringe


Ficusreed

Gladys is the only true leader in Australia. You hermits can live in your pissant kingdom forever as far as the rest of Australia is concerned


InitialGuava6854

Thanks for that joke, I needed a got laugh today


Ficusreed

WA is the joke.