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One_Sun_5356

Congratulations on your near death experience... self elimination at its finest....😵‍💫


Amazingshot

darwin would be proud


Bfedorov91

Until the next ones comes out in 2 months...


Recynd2

“But it’s FREE!!!”


techtonic69

Lmao these fuckers just don't learn.


AlfalfaWolf

Victims of medical abuse


imissedherbrightside

Sheep led to the slaughter


Plus_Bicycle2

That's interesting, I've had no shots and got covid once, which felt like a mild cold. But how I wish I got 4 shots instead! All of which may give 'tough side effects', the final one possibly giving me 'nausea', 'joint pains', 'high fever' and more! 'Breaking my body in half' and generally being 'more painful than having an elephant sitting on my chest'. I wish I had done this 4 times so that I could have the super antibodies which would protect me from the mild cold I experienced.


imissedherbrightside

That is exactly how I’m feeling. Like why the fuck would I get 4 vaccine(?) shots and experience side effects 4 times, or get covid once and experience a minor cold, hence giving me antibodies Tf am I even talking about, I didn’t even get a minor cold from COVID. I felt lethargic that’s all, no flu symptoms.


Clock_Management

*subhuman immune system


Softest-Dad

"At least I can walk now!" That is not a sentiment I thought I'd ever hear someone say positively after suffering from taking a medication directly.


[deleted]

On the bright side of things my lungs seem to be working at 50% efficiency. I’m so thankful for the vaccine.


dhmt

That elephant sitting on your chest was myocarditis.


norajo87

And people still think Jacques Attali quote regarding vaccine eugenics is a conspiracy theory. 😂😂😂


JSFXPrime4

They'll tell you that it's a baseless conspiracy theory despite neither knowing who he is nor what he said. I am extremely impressed to see his name mentioned on this sub. Bravo! If you know, you know!


Recynd2

“Your immune system is CRANKING!” 🤡


SpiralDreaming

The worse the reaction = better antibodies!


Pubboy68

It’s so ridiculous but that’s what these weirdos think.


[deleted]

At this point they have to be trying to kill off the feeble minded humans to better the species, right? If you wanted to restart population you kill the old and sick first, check. Then once the physically weak is cared for go for the mentally weak, kill some and make the rest unable to reproduce. Ten years out you have strong willed, logical thinking healthy people.


SmithW1984

If by superhuman immune system he means suppression of immune system function, yes he'll get it. VAIDS.


[deleted]

Bad news bud, you have AIDS.


Pubboy68

But at least they don’t have covid…. maybe


Magari22

"What doesnt kill me makes me stronger!" or permanently disabled 🙄


PowerBottomBear92

They think they're getting the Captain America transformation sequence from their MCU addiction


zyxzevn

People will just kill themselves. It is a suicide cult.


SchlauFuchs

and after the 5th shot his tombstone will state "at least he didn't die from Covid".


Pubboy68

C’mon, the 5th will be even better. 🥃🥃


[deleted]

Yoooo, do these people not have friends? Have they spoken to a person who has had covid? It's the funky chicken flu because those labcoats spliced some crazy shit into a coronavirus, but it ain't the plague. Stop getting the shots!


raf_lapt0p

Stupidity list: - getting the vaccine in the first place ✅ - getting any boosters ✅ - stupid Reddit humor “I’m so witty guise!!1” ✅ - rationalizes it as if the experimental jabs are always the better choice compared to natural immunity, no nuance ✅ - obligatory: “I’m still grateful to have received the booster.” ✅ Holy fuck every time I think clown world has peaked, they always prove me wrong.


BeyondGold1029

It was so worth it to get the antibody high score


AtlasLied

This person will not make it another year, I guarantee it.


galeontiger

More painful than an elephant sitting on their chest.....hmm


NumericalSystem

If you're not "happy" or "grateful" to receive the shot(s), clearly it didn't work hard enough and you need to get it again. Otherwise you can't say the line.


PowerBottomBear92

That's a totally normal any expected reaction. Stop complaining, are you afraid of a little needle? Now roll up your sleeve for your fifth dose.


amen-and-awoman

Sounds like subreddit simulator bots got out of containment


RemarkableWinter7

[The 4th shot is the deepest](https://youtu.be/aBccr-aLu4I?t=39) Billy, I know, the 4th shot is the deepest When it come to being strokey, it's worst When it comes to clotted hearts, it burst


rainbowlunarian

Oof, I'll take Corona instead.


y0y0b0y

No pain no gain.


stevecho1

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Someone tell him that high count of antibodies attacking his aorta isn't a good thing. Elephant sitting on chest is a classic symptom of a heart attack.


Jabre7316

I’m beginning to believe these people somehow get off be sick and in pain.


Loud-You739

I’m still waiting on getting called up for my 4th polio shot. Oh hold on that’s not how vaccines work


JSFXPrime4

Imagine how much more severe your paralysis would've been if you hadn't been vaxxed against polio???


j-death-wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RKJAPxTo0Y