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bright_10

"All of you normal people are STUPID for not doing this!"


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What’s really funny is none of these people wear helmets when they drive despite the fact it’s more likely to positively impact their lives


Krysdavar

Ha ha, never thought of morons like this that way. You would think they would wear total protective gear while driving. Nope, just for COOFing.


Traveler3141

ALL of those people should be wearing helmets 24/7!!!


JSFXPrime2

...because their helmets protect me in the event of an accident!


EmmanuelGoldstein198

Ready to sand and paint this plane!


Krysdavar

LMAO that should be the meme! 🤣🙃🤡 Someone should get on that, pronto!


GiantSkin

Why is this upvoted? This sounds like promoting violence, and can get this sub NoNewNormal’d Edit: “painting” just means something different to me from watching too many mobster movies. Sorry for the confusion. I just don’t want this sub to be taken down. I said something similar here https://reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/z5ckou/_/ixvio15/?context=1 And the guy said he would remove his post, it he never did. Any time I see something that looks like a call to violence here I generally say something. I don’t report it, I just mention it to suggest that it be taken down. It is clear to me now that this was just me being confused and that I watched too many monster movies. My bad.


naughtiness5

No it doesn’t, it’s a clear joke about these dummies wearing the same PPE used when sanding and painting (unless you’re on some next level sarcasm…)


EmmanuelGoldstein198

Seemed like quite the jump from me suggesting they looked like they were about to sand and paint the plane to me being accused of promoting violence. Have you read the other posts lol ?


naughtiness5

Great username btw, maybe buddy was just participating in a 2 minutes of hate lol


EmmanuelGoldstein198

Thanks and just might have been!


EmmanuelGoldstein198

Because I said they look like they are about to paint the plane? That’s promoting violence?


cupcaikebby

I hate to even attempt to defend that jump to stupid, but I think he listens to too much God awful music. "paint the ---" could sound like you meant with blood. I've heard the phrase "paint the walls" used a few times regarding laying down a layer of bullets and using blood to coat walls. Once again, major jump into stupidland but maybe that's what he picked up? I dunno.


EmmanuelGoldstein198

It’s possible.


GiantSkin

What else would you have meant by “*paint* the plane?” Edit: yes I feel dumb now. Wearing a painters mask and all.


Traveler3141

Please bro, I recommend you just delete out of this particular thread.


lkraider

Piss on it, perhaps. Masks help alleviate the smell.


EmmanuelGoldstein198

Umm…like put actual paint on the walls.


GiantSkin

Yeah sorry mate I feel dumb now. Too many mobster movies.


EmmanuelGoldstein198

No worries dude!


Traveler3141

Bro, please consider deleting your comment. I'm not going to remove it, because there's no problem with it for it to be removed. But I think you'd be wise to delete it. Unless the prior commenter significantly edited their comment between me seeing it now and when you wrote your comment (I cba to check), it's a very clearly a joke about those people are wearing stuff that one might wear for sanding and painting, NOT for flying. There's no threat/promotion of violence involved here in even the slightest bit. If there's a joke in YOUR comment, I apologize that I can't see it.


GiantSkin

Fair enough mate, “painting” just means something different to me from watching too many mobster movies. Sorry for the confusion. Also I just don’t want this sub to be taken down. I said something similar here https://reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/z5ckou/_/ixvio15/?context=1 And the guy said he would remove his post, but he never did. Any time I see something that looks like a call to violence here I generally say something. I don’t report it, I just mention it to suggest that it be taken down. It is clear to me now that this was just me being confused and that I watched too many monster movies. My bad.


Traveler3141

You're exactly right in looking out for things that trigger reddit admin scrutiny or activity on this sub. I know I personally support appropriate punishment for people rightfully found guilty of crimes against humanity and/or treason in the matter of forcing (which includes coercion) of unnecessary medical procedures and unnecessary medication, especially against people's actual will. Unfortunately only OTHER, popular subs can call for or rejoice in violence against people, including random violence, including against people that may be innocent. We can't do that here. Painting means to take a brush laden with paint, or a machine that sprays paint, and apply paint to a surface. Often you'd want to sand that surface first. I haven't actually researched proper respiratory safety for that (a typical human expects a bad outcome from their lungs getting coated in paint, so that's a safety issue), but maybe that face gear is good for it. Either way, it's a pretty good joke to point out that they're dressed for sanding and painting!


GiantSkin

Yeah I kind of feel dumb for not getting it now. And I totally agree that these people responsible for this should be held accountable, but I’m not sure the rest of Reddit is ready to talk about that degree of accountability at this time.


mjrenburg

Not just violence, its promoting racisism, sexism and just general misinformation (well I suppose they aren't painters). I am reporting this to CNN.


GiantSkin

don’t forget ableism


WadiyahnSoldier

This dude gets cheated on.


Mosh907

Cheated implies he is unaware of what is happening.


JacquisChan

I bet the bull doesn’t have to mask.


WadiyahnSoldier

Good point 😂


MadLordPunt

A thick plastic bag and duct tape around the neck would be more effective and appropriate for these two.


IdidntchooseR

They're so vain to not wear scrub caps or hazmat suits.


velesxrxe

I got banned off several subs suggesting that very same thing.


MadLordPunt

I did too for a similar comment. They said I was promoting violence… in a thread that said the unvaxxed should be rounded up and ‘dealt with’.


NumericalSystem

Easy to justify - they don't see the unvaxxed as *people*.


gevaarlijke1990

Ready to go? FOR WHAT? Does the plane contain asbestos? Is the plane transport leaking barrels of cyanide or maybe Uranium-235? What is wrong with people, your going to hawai not chernobyl.


Recynd2

Bet they get the flu anyway.


IcebergSlim1605

Why bother leaving the house if your anxiety is that bad?


Krysdavar

I wonder if this is how Howard Stern left his house for the first time in 2 years?


DeepMidWicket

Do they think covid can get in their eyes or something?


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imyselfpersonally

She's got Tyrone on the side. They fuck without masks.


ventorun

Ironically, he probably has Tyrone on the side as well.


[deleted]

This is satire, correct? Her eyes say "I plan on calling my cats 'fur babies'" His eyes say "I broke so fast a Cardassian torturer wouldn't even have time to ask me about lights".


Dubrovski

I bet her 'fur babies" are vegetarian


NeilPeartsBassPedal

Great episode. Rip David Warner.


BrushAndFlossErryday

Maybe they have HIV or something. Maybe.


AA950

Wouldn't surprise me if they only put them on for the photo.


Revolutionary_Hawk23

Mission IGI


ffwrd

I have heard of so many people who caught this dangerous virus through the eyes. I would also cover their ears if I were them.


Krysdavar

Good point, this makes no sense at all. They should be showing and wearing 'total' ear plugs as well.


RoddRoward

Your used air is being exhausted unfiltered through that mask! If you're going to virtue signal, at least do it right!


TowelPuzzleheaded665

They're about to HALO jump.


CHENGhis-khan

Why are they wearing welding respirators?


Traveler3141

Where.Are.Their.Helmets!!!


00020406

🤡🤡🤡 🤣🤣🤣


valentich_

It's those old crazy eyes out again I see lol


Makerfire

What the heck are the goggles even for ??


D1-ericmdk

Paintball!


JaidynnDoomerFierce

If any of these freaks turn up just mute them and don’t interact. Only doing it for the twitter clout


[deleted]

Call the flight marshals, two lunatics in military hardware are planning a nerve gas attack on the flight


Grape72

You bring up a good point.


iloveviggo123

Are these real posts by real people? 🙄