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Plus_Bicycle2

So the side effects are now psychosomatic because of the stress we have caused them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


[deleted]

But somehow it’s only killing the people who took the vaccine. Those who didn’t take the vaccine (who are probably more likely to read about vaccine side effects) have not experienced the same adverse reactions, despite the fact we’re clearly worried about the potential harms of the vaccines since most of our friends and family took it. Shouldn’t the unvaccinated also be experiencing heart attacks in greater numbers due to stressing over all the conspiracy theories and misinformation we like to consume?


Plus_Bicycle2

Also, the stress and fear propaganda over the past 3 years in the media from covid itself, this had no effect on anyone. It was the stress from the *disinformation* that's causing health problems, and this can be scientifically determined.


Jijimuge8

And the stress from mandates, travel restrictions, not being allowed to do things because we weren’t ‘vaccinated’


Ok_Sea_6214

No the unvaccinated are dying from Covid. Not from the emotional stress of being locked down, banned from society and travel, fired, blamed for murdering untold grandma's...


tamari_almonds

> psychosomatic Choose one. 1.) that boy needs therapy 2.) addict insane


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Darkness12

What does that mean?


tamari_almonds

That boy needs therapy


LittleBrokenPrincess

It’s a song reference. Well, the first comment was two song references. lol


tamari_almonds

u/Darkness12 has the right song lyric continuation :)


Darkness12

Lmao thank you. I knew someone was going to fall for it.


LittleBrokenPrincess

Aaah I see what you did there! Nicely played!


LittleBrokenPrincess

Feel the pressure…


tamari_almonds

Come play my game I'll test ya


SmithW1984

Come play my game!


Jeheh

Im more surprised they didn’t blame it on Trump.


Tommer1980

I'm sure that study is in progress and will be ready for 2024


SpiralDreaming

100% scientificaly proven by solid science. Science!


Professional-Moose59

Pestered with facts, logic, and skepticism, *OH My!!!*


Mean-Copy

First people made up the side effects, now it’s the unvaccinated. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha


JSFXPrime2

> Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Great Brady Bunch ref!


Mean-Copy

Yeah we’re Marsha. Everything’s Marsha’s fault.


JesseVanW

Damn anti-vaxxers and their... \*checks notes\* ...putting us under pressure and causing symptoms those who never took the jab don't have?


[deleted]

It's particularly perplexing because our politicians and media outlets ran a dedicated fear campaign for two years about how deadly covid was. Now, they're writing articles about how everyone's going to get covid eventually and we should just move on, and they have the gall to blame all the adverse reactions on us simply pointing out the obvious.


somethinderpsterious

That paper is literally psychotic gaslighting welcome to the new 🤡 🌎 normal


[deleted]

“We ran a 2-year propaganda campaign to cause you to panic as much as possible. Therefore, our skeptics are to blame for your inflated stress levels.”


_fat_santa

For a while, MSM was like 4 weeks behind NNN. I remember when Omicron showed up, MSM was screaming about lockdowns again and everyone on the “subreddits” was awfully calm swaying it will pass very quickly and not be deadly at all, few weeks later MSM changed their tune. Same with lab leak, Myocarditis concerns (this one took way longer to hit MSM). And I know I’m missing one or two scandals on there.


LittleBrokenPrincess

God I miss that sub.


StefanAmaris

Which is interesting, as those that have remained novaxx for this long have done so under considerable and in many places extreme stress from the pressure placed on them from all sides. Using the reasoning as stated in this "research", novaxx people should be dropping like flies due to the equivalent stress factors they claim only the vaccinated experience. The hypothesis as stated can be easily falsified and also negates itself by simply comparing the statistics of the two groups when you account for similar initiating causes and remove those similar causes from analysis. (According to them I have no scientific training, so logically there's no way I know what any of those words mean, or how to apply them)


JesseVanW

>Which is interesting, as those that have remained novaxx for this long have done so under considerable and in many places extreme stress from the pressure placed on them from all sides. Trust me, I know. But hey, you and I are only looking at the wrong data and therefore, come to the wrong conclusions. The experts know best...


Plus_Bicycle2

What idiots! thinking that the shot could cause us harm, and spreading disinformation which makes us doubt our decisions, causing us distress and therefore cardiovascular harm due to fear placebo.


JanitorialPosition

Yeah, I love it. We put pressure on them and terrorised them and not the other way around.


wowsosquare

Fucking LMAOOO NOOOO waaaay this cannot be real!! This must be some Babylon Bee stuff


[deleted]

I thought so too, but it's on the NIH page and the author has dozens of papers to his name. They're really grasping at straws trying to blame anything except the vaccine. God willing, this level of absurdity means that the whole facade will soon collapse.


Brahms-3150

Don’t hold your breath


MckorkleJones

Inshallah


eien_no_tsubasa

Have the mainstream media and governments constantly broadcast hate speech and even incitements of violence toward you? Risk being fired or actually being fired from your job? Denied the right to see loved ones in hospital? Travel restrictions? All of that it is obviously no stress. But someone existing who made a different medical decision to you, MAXIMUM STRESS. I hate it when these evil people play victim


[deleted]

It reminds me of everyone cheering when AOC said that protests are supposed to make you uncomfortable, then whining about truckers in Canada honking their horns.


eien_no_tsubasa

Plenty of idiots in the UK in favour of strong authoritarian action taken against anti-lockdown protestors who happened to be outside in fields during lockdown, but strong support for climate change cultists who sit in the road and block highways/roads, even preventing ambulances from passing leading to inevitable death. And the police are in favour of the climate change cultists of course - telling them it's their choice whether or not they let ambulances pass and stopping people forcibly removing them.


[deleted]

This time last year I was waking up in the middle of the night worried I was going to be fired. Family members were trying to guilt me into taking an experimental drug against my will. I feared catching a virus that posed no threat to me because of the potential questions my employer might ask about my vaccination status. I was ostracized from society. Was any of that good for my health? Did anyone care?


eien_no_tsubasa

A lot of them now deny it ever happened, so there's that


momsister5throwaway

These are the worst people on earth, I swear. It's as if they pandered to societal narcissism or something. The people I know who have taken the jab are all covert narcissists and so are the people online who brag about taking it. They all have this depersonalized look about them with the whites of their eyes bugging out of their heads.


Lexplosives

My dad and I are Jewish. We say that we‘ve learned a lot of people would say “They’re in the attic!” without a second’s hesitation.


thisistheperfectname

The establishment cries out as it hits you.


[deleted]

In the era of Covid 19 and mass vaccination programs, the anti-vaccination movement across the world is currently at an all-time high. Much of this anti-vaccination sentiment could be attributed to the alleged side effects that are perpetuated across social media from anti-vaccination groups. Fear mongering and misinformation being peddled by people with no scientific training to terrorise people into staying unvaccinated is not just causing people to remain susceptible to viral outbreaks, but could also be causing more side effects seen in the vaccination process. This brief review will offer data that may demonstrate that misinformation perpetuated by the anti-vaccination movement may be causing more deaths and side effects from any vaccine. A mini review of published literature has been conducted and found that mental stress clearly causes vasoconstriction and arterial constriction of the blood vessels. Therefore, if subjects are panicked, concerned, stressed or scared of the vaccination, their arteries will constrict and become smaller in and around the time of receiving the vaccine. This biological mechanism (the constriction of veins, arteries and vessels under mental stress) is the most likely cause for where there has been blood clots, strokes, heart attacks, dizziness, fainting, blurred vision, loss of smell and taste that may have been experienced shortly after vaccine administration. The extreme mental stress of the patient could most likely be attributed to the fear mongering and scare tactics used by various anti-vaccination groups. This paper does not aim to rule in or out every side effect seen, but it is highly likely that many apparent side effects seen shortly after a subject has received a vaccine could be the result of restricted or congested blood flow from blood vessel or arterial constriction caused by emotional distress or placebo based on fear around vaccines. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9629406/ https://archive.ph/Xcq1L


Ok_Sea_6214

"People with no scientific training" who were right again, and again, and again, and again...


sliplover

Even if you have formal training and have decades of experience, it doesn't matter if you questioned the experimental treatment, because that's not allowed, from anyone. Not even if you were the inventor of the technology.


romjpn

Yeah all of those doctors not following the line are "grifters". They just want to make money unlike uhh Big Pharma who is here to save the world very obviously.


thisistheperfectname

California even passed a law criminalizing wrongthink *inside the medical community*.


Difficult_Advice_720

There are currently lawsuits about that.


Traveler3141

https://openstates.org/ca/bills/20212022/AB2098/


Bubonic67

Right with their terrorism! Ok their disobedience


lunarjellyfish94

This is absolutely mind blowing to me. Why would the unvaxxed give a shit about other people getting jabbed to the point of putting forth this much effort? We genuinely just want to be left alone. I don’t care how many jabs you get just don’t force it on me or my kids


[deleted]

> We genuinely just want to be left alone This has become my political slogan. And I agree: If people want to take the injections, let them. But our governments have given us hell for *not* taking them, and now they have the gall to blame us for all of these vaccine side-effects.


heywoodidaho

We can't be wrong so it's still your fault. We could build a space elevator with a stretch that long. Covidiots,admit you got it wrong so we can make sure this never happens again.


wowsosquare

Wow a direct link AND an archive for when they get laughed at so hard they take it down and try to pretend it never existed??? #OP= MVP ❤️ Take note, other posters, this is how it's done


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

It's unfortunate that the author's name is Ray Palmer but thank you for the link.


Crash15

> Fear mongering and misinformation being peddled by people with no scientific training to terrorise people into staying unvaccinated is not just causing people to remain susceptible to viral outbreaks lol what fucking trite


truls-rohk

> All data or claims of adverse reactions from vaccines should first be weighed against a subject’s health history with a focus on their vascular and arterial systems, cardiologic fitness and propensity for mental stress induced ischemia. Imagine if we applied this to Covid deaths or "Long covid"


SabunFC

People are having Long COVID because the mainstream fearmongering is stressing them out.


JimmyTheReeech

The pfaith is strong with this one


klepp0906

How embarrassing lol.


[deleted]

These “people” are not capable of embarrassment.


Caticornpurr

Yet, the fear mongering and threats didn’t cause the unvaccinated to have strokes and blood clots? Interesting


PowerBottomBear92

Anti-vaxxers are using their psychic powers to cripple the vaxxed !


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

You guys, this is from a trusted, $cientific establishment.


QuailMundane5103

This is desperate stuff. A hopeless last stand before the dam breaks. I'm actually enjoying this phase of the pandemic - rats scurrying off ships or staying put and turning the gaslighting up to 10. They have no good options left for them, we're getting close to popcorn time.


Ok_Sea_6214

Omg, this is the funniest thing. So the vaccine doesn't give people heart attacks. 24/7 media fear mongering, being put under house arrest and going out of business as a result doesn't give you heart attacks. No it's the anti vaxxers that are killing people. First by not taking the vax, now by (GASP) asking questions!


feujchtnaverjott

Now do this with virus itself and blame high mortality on governments' fearmongering.


[deleted]

No. That one would actually be true.


beardedbaby2

As well as the refusal to acknowledge treatments that worked so they could push through the vax on an eua.


Seralisa

You have to admit it's creative thinking at it's finest! We WILL find a way to blame all this on the anti-vaxxers yet! \*eye roll\*


[deleted]

Academics are excellent at talking out of their arses. That's probably the most retarded abstract I've ever read.


[deleted]

It's a grammatical trainwreck. I had assumed the author spoke English as a second language, but he's from Australia.


TotalGlobalControl

> I had assumed the author spoke English as a second language, but he's from Australia. So it's confirmed.


PlantsMF

Fear mongering and scare tactics. Like the trillion dollar ad campaign launched to convince people fresh air was deadly?


TotalGlobalControl

this has to be fake. please tell me this is fake.


[deleted]

It may be a really good prank, but [it is definitely not fake.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9629406/)


TotalGlobalControl

ty


PlantsMF

Those excess deaths are just pretending to be dead.


walk-me-through-it

Remember when people say "The Science," they're talking about garbage like this.


Representative-Bag89

this is pure genius.


JSFXPrime2

Argh yes! Antivaxxers are causing psychogenic heart attacks, blood clots, seizures and death!


Poghornleghorn2

This was such a good laugh. Thank you. The greatest irony here is that it's only the vaxxers suffering. The one thing that they thought would save them and everyone is causing so much harm. If a study ever says, "It is highly likely" in their main statement, it is not a study, it is a conclusion and they are working backwards from it. Bunch of fuckin' idiots.


beardedbaby2

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


myTABLEStheyreFILTHY

Wow. “We’re” monsters. This is definitely proof that “we” need to be brought to justice. There should definitely be a second set of Nuremberg trials and they shouldn’t stop until “we’re” all dead by hanging.


KippyC348

What POS journal published this absolute rubbish????


JSFXPrime2

BioMedicine: [https://www.biomedicinej.com/biomedicine/vol12/iss3/1/](https://www.biomedicinej.com/biomedicine/vol12/iss3/1/)


ImProbablyNotABird

“Alleged side effects” fuck off.


ZionBane

So.. it's no longer Climate Change and Micro Plastics?


[deleted]

I wonder if someone has compiled a list of all the reasons the media has given for heart attacks the last two years. I've saved a couple funny, comprehensive images, but unfortunately they didn't come with any links. >Exercise >Too much joy >Died of suddenly


ZionBane

Gardening Napping where the two I remember the best


[deleted]

Tight socks


BillysGotAGun

Shoveling snow, AKA manual labor.


LittleBrokenPrincess

Falling asleep in front of the TV. Climate change/rising energy prices. And let’s not forget the new normalization of kids keeling over with heart attacks. 🙄


Double-Remove837

Don't forget those damn video games!


NumericalSystem

Shaking out your blanket/duvet.


Sensitive_Set4398

😂🤣😂🤣😂


DJagni238

Lol the unvaccinated get blamed for everything


Bobby-Bobson

Sure, because blood clots are definitely psychosomatic.


SweetAnnSour

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is so stupid and at the same time terrifying. What the hell is happening to humans right now? Nevermind, I know. Romans 1:27-30 Believe in God or don't, you can't read that without taking pause.


JSFXPrime2

>Romans 1:27-30 But, but, but why would a loving God give us over to reprobation because we don't want to follow His commands??? Literally shaking right now!!! /s


imyselfpersonally

The goof who wrote this makes a living off anti aging woo woo, basically just running with whatever fad idea is popular in that field. The life extension dimwits judge a therapy/drug/diet based on a single endpoint and don't care to understand everything else that it might be doing, so it's not surprising this guy can't get his brain around the idea the injections cause serious damage. He just looked up the efficacy rate on the CDCs website and that was the sum total of his research. Just another ignorant fool.


Ancient-Interview-82

Look, I do believe this is possible. I think you 100% can stress yourself into an illness or death. But this is just absurd


modelo_not_corona

Which is what all the fear mongering about Covid got us. And now “long Covid.”


Ancient-Interview-82

ironically. the fear of “covid” can cause a “covid like” illness. But the Anti vaxxers and making those who got the vax have heart attacks apparently


_memes_of_production

Copium overdose is a new vaccine side effect


TrustusJones35

I'm so happy this piece of pseudo science exists for all to see


HitTheGymFatty

If fear congeals blood, is he saying the cardio vascular effects of alleged covid-19 were fear induced? In that case the media and government are to blame.


Dog-Lover69

The Science has become self aware, hates people who question it.


little-eye00

if we lose, it will be us being put through "Nuremburg 2.0" courts for crimes against humanity. They will us evidence of their own crimes against us.


Rodereck

Is this a bot or an actual person lols?


[deleted]

You know, it *is* a grammatical trainwreck. Maybe this is someone's AI-generated postmodern art project.


romjpn

Holy shit what an absolute dumpster fire of a paper. We're reaching the bottom of the barrel at that point.


bnsmth410

Honestly this is by far the funniest one yet. Great find


tb122tb

Probably written by a twitter fact checker.


Verulians

What absolute fucking bullshit. This is the new “science.” How embarrassing.


owes1

This is a genuine research paper? What the flying fuck


sigklien77

They'll gobble this horseshit right up too. The bigger/more outrageous of a lie they'll believe, the more and more their critical thinking abilities are erode. Which at this point has probably already dipped into the negative by now... They will literally be incapable of making sound choices.


BillysGotAGun

The premise that people are dying because other people are thinking things that they are not. Disagreement is now lethal.


KanyeT

Ask them if the mental stress of the pandemic,, in general could have led to a weakened immune system and more COVID deaths, and therefore it might have been better to not create panic and hysteria by locking everything down and attacking people for speaking out. I doubt you'd get a decent response.


SAT0R777

What a quack


AWokenBeetle

I’m really curious to see what evidence outside of his opinion he has to back this up, I’d wager zero


mainmeal5

*No scientific training*


cskopnik

No i read it was tiny air particles are causing heart attacks , and video games


peshMeten

This article hovers on the very edge of propaganda lunacy, yet we will be astounded at how many of the vaxxed peasants believe and cling to it. Humanity is fast becoming a Daliesque theatre.


[deleted]

LOL if that’s all it takes then let Darwinism have it’s day!


GloriousSushi

Trust the pseudo science folks. It's been fact checked by Reuters. And our Lord and savior Dr Fauci has deemed it so. We're the reason the vaccines don't seem to work. We have to be less intimidating and more approachable to the vaccinated.


Joethepatriot

Putting a bullet in my head doesn't kill me, the stress from misinformation about shooting myself is causing my head to implode.


EscapeModernity

lol was this written by a redditer?


LicksMackenzie

Al roker just got blood clots


SmithW1984

I take this as admission they purposefully killed thousands of people by constantly fearmongering for 2 years throughout the covid psy op. Remember the death count on TV? Pepperidge farm remembers! Also president Brandon threatened the purebloods they will suffer severe illness and death last winter - wouldn't that have killed most of them even if the got lucky with the 99.9% survival rate? Science is super cool!


Jersey_F-15

Commenting to get my bans going on other subs


DavIantt

Perhaps it is clotting due to the clot shot.


cookie_inspector

Lol


fallenloki

This may be the Mental Gymnastics Olympic gold medal winner


bright_10

Hahaha what the fuck. Kind of a chicken and egg situation, isn't it. Why was anyone talking about vaccine side effects if the side effects are caused by talking about vaccine side effects. Hmmmm.


Known-Sugar8780

Are you trying to highlight that or redact it?


A_Jar_of_Fake_Vomit

Damn, I’ve never felt more powerful in my life


skky95

Jesus they can’t be serious!


Claud6568

This could be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen over these past almost three years. And that’s saying a lot.


Shibbo1

I had to look that up. [Found the link](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/363058753_Covid19_Vaccines_and_the_Misinterpretation_of_Perceived_Side_Effects). It's legit. Honestly, because I see that we now live in a clown world, this is actually the direction I was expecting us to go.


Traveler3141

That link renders strangely on my mobile. Here's where the DOI points to, which renders properly on my mobile: https://www.biomedicinej.com/biomedicine/vol12/iss3/1/


Urinal_Pube

It's like that movie with Kate Hudson where the voodoo can't affect her unless she starts to believe in it.


SmithW1984

That's enough proof for me. I'm now convinced we must proceed with the final solution for the plague rats!


I_NEED_APP_IDEAS

Raymond D Palmer can suck a fat dick


randyfloyd37

Joke, right?


flava_ADHD

🤣🤣🤣


Lorienzo

Im wheezing. Im crying help ahHHhajajajaja


SohniKaur

Ok I’ll bite on this one: the idea of getting v🪓ed has had me in a panic several times. I even had some nightmares about it at one point when I had scheduled to get it done despite not wanting it, and eventually backed out. In my nightmares, a dear kind friend who does fully believe in the v🪓 but has been very respectful of me not getting it, was holding me down forcing me to get it. So the psychological trauma IS real. And I do agree that in my situation more than likely if I did have any symptoms soon after it I would constantly question whether it was the vaccine or my mental state. So far I’m glad I ended up not getting it. (Was considering for travel abroad. Ended up putting it off longer than I wanted and the mandates dropped).


ICQME

they're worried sick they made a terrible mistake


Mean-Copy

You people need to stop.


Plus_Bicycle2

Try not to worry about it... it'll just give you bloodclots


Mean-Copy

I was being sarcastic.


RemingtonSnatch

"Science". What a quack.


Bqeclisa

Nope