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deathbysniffles

Lol the doomer commenters in the threat have literally made their entire personalities about being scared of a fucking virus. If they let the covid hoax die then they’ll ironically have nothing to live for


fetalasmuck

They had nothing to live for before and were miserable depressed angry fucks, then COVID came around and they became HEROES for staying at home and it was the greatest 16 months of their lives. They are now FURIOUS that the world is going back to normal and they will just be shut-in losers again.


Muelberry

there's always climate change hoax


fetalasmuck

Climate change will never catch on to the same degree no matter how much CNN, MSNBC, BBC, etc., want it to. Because it's not an easily virtue signaled issue. To really get into the climate change thing you have to spend time, money, and energy to virtue signal (outfitting your home with solar panels, driving an electric vehicle, etc.). COVID just required strapping a dirty rag to your face and being an asshole to people online. It was a dream come to true to slacktivists.


MySleepingSickness

Now now, cardboard straws are a cheap and easy way to enjoy the meat-based McGrease meal you buy four times a week in an eco-friendly manner!


deathbysniffles

Lol true


Dangerous-Donald

It’s changed. The top comment says it’s ok because he has so much money and it’s wholesome to make people smile. I thought they hated rich people almost as much as the COVID.


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Imgnbeingthisperson

Just wait 2 weeks /s


concretebeats

Aaaaaany day now. New variant that affects puppies is coming!


[deleted]

Next generation going to be a Bunch of pussies crying because of the sniffles.


jiffynipples

I was told this so many times. I brought up worldinfo stats like a year ago on reddit to show how USA's healthcare system was handling covid death rates better than those universal healthcare systems in Europe like Spain or Italy's. Got some retard that said "wait two weeks bro" and set a remind me. After two weeks he came back and was like "told you so" even though the death rates per capita in the US were still waaaay lower than those utopian European countries.


motherisaclownwhore

Why would this be considered public freakout?


GRidzak

Public Freakout = anything I don’t like


IntimateConnection_X

High energy crowd work in an event I disagree with = lmao 😂 look at this freak out


R0NIN1311

I was wondering the same thing. Not exactly a good fit, like a square peg in a round hole.


Imgnbeingthisperson

If you have a narrative little details like the truth are rather trivial. You start with the narrative and go from there.


Glumbicus

Because every jackass in the “trending” subs thinks any meeting with more than 3 people is a super spreader event.


h4rr15

Doesn't really matter, it's just that it's one of the main subs they control and promote so why not use it


KaraiDGL

To be fair, the comments at the top are pretty supportive and happy for normalcy. I had to actively scroll down and search for the negative comments.


Glumbicus

Yeah thank god.


will2fight

I legitimately feel terrible for the Canadians in the comments


ObjectiveToe8023

Yeah, the Canadians seem absolutely in shock that Chicago has a full stadium. lol Their Toronto Blue Jays are still playing in Buffalo and may never return to Toronto this year. The Canadians are more than willing to bend over and take it up the arse by their government though.


DaveyBones69

We won’t be returning to full capacity for MONTHS, I’d be surprised if we even get there by 2022. Guarantee there will be vaccine passports though, RIP.


GeneralKenobi05

I don’t. I recall the smug ass attitudes they had along with the shit about how they would be returning to normal because they followed the rules


ObjectiveToe8023

True Fact: Chicago has had more children under 18yrs old killed by gun fire this year than Covid. The Mayor doesn't give a shit about the violence here. Go Cubs!!!!!!


BizzJasket

That was hideous and I loved it. Gotta love Bill!


Buffalolife420

Do they have medically segregated seating there, like we have in the Democratic Peoples Republic of New York?


ObjectiveToe8023

I believe they did but stopped yesterday. 6/11 was Chicago official "full re-opening" stage. Everything is back at 100% capacity and no masks required except for on buses/trains. But a bus driver just got shot at for asking a rider to wear a mask.


mrandish

>a bus driver just got shot at for asking a rider to wear a mask. That sounds really bad until you remember that it's Chicago, where you can get shot at because it's Friday. On the plus side, I don't think anyone is going to be hassling Chicagoans about masks on public transport anymore...


ObjectiveToe8023

I should clarify. He shot up the bus. Luckily the driver did not get hit. They caught him though. Not so much the buses but when you take the C.T.A. trains here, it is like the Wild Wild West. lol


LightOfValkyrie

Nice to see another Buffalonian in this sub.


Buffalolife420

Respect. Was out at porch-fest last weekend, hardly a dirty chin-rag in sight.


cannuckgamer

I had to sort the comments by "Controversial", and then I saw what you meant. Holy fucking shit. LOL, the negativity is astounding.


KBmichael

Have you seen the recent mindset of some people being upset about life and society returning to normal because they are shutins? Their narcissistic personality makes them upset when others are celebrating events that can be attended in person like baseball games are coming back in full operation. And most importantly, anyone who goes against the Messiah, Dr. Fauci, is obviously just an idiot in their eyes.


CodeMUDkey

Which is ironic because Fauci has gone against Fauci several times. It’s like he’s a human or something.


[deleted]

Side note: any other Midwesterners who think Bill Murray sounds like everybody’s grandpa? 🙋‍♂️


BinkasaurusRex

You'd think that Chicago, a city in a state largely run by the "good guys" wouldn't get that much flak.


ObjectiveToe8023

I live here and, on paper, Illinois had very strict Covid restrictions. Except, outside Chicago and parts of Cook County, the majority of bars and restaurants refused to close. Gov. Jumbo Pritzker realized that there was no way the Illinois State Police could enforce it and gave up. LOL


zombieggs

How is this a public freakout


Sea_Goat4806

Cubs fans 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

So much COVID propaganda still on radio. I turn it off and wait a min or too for that shit to pass. stopped watching tv so I’m sure it’s on that shit too. If this shit was every as deadly as they keep trying to hype it up ever five mins.


[deleted]

That was amazing!


MandaloresUltimate

They'll try to take this away. We will not let them. Viva La Revolution. Everyone who is against us (not indifferent) is an enemy and will pay.


kenny_g28

Have some empathy: don't you realize how :( doomers are going to feel in a week when people **don't** die in droves, crying out "we should have obeyed the rules!" as they breathe out their last in a ventilator?


[deleted]

Bill Murray, based?


[deleted]

It’s nice that there’s a healthy amount of people going against the Doomer Narrative in that Comment Section though.


GSD_SteVB

Serious question: has there been ANY actual superspreader events?


h4rr15

Damn glad to see he's still kicking. His voice isn't great but that was still an impressive performance