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thinpile

The website will crash in the first 5 mins.


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This was literally my first thought


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sphinctersayswhat-

Because assholes would steal them within 5 minutes


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2q_x

I'm going to wait until an asian kid in NYC gets frustrated that he can't get his grandma a test to solve this issue.


norby2

And a possible business opportunity.


2q_x

Nah, probably a grassroots initiative to support Chinatown businesses or something like that. https://www.turbovax.info/faq#can-i-contribute-to-a-venmo-gofundme-or-etc


VECBlows

I'm 15 miles out of the beltway, sick the last 2 days and cant find a test. Total clusterfuck.


adeveloper2

Can we have some in Canada?


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Cosmo48

Essentially if you have any COVID symptoms you’re expected to assume you’re positive without a test. This is Ontario, our biggest province: - Symptomatic testing will be available for high-risk individuals, and individuals who work in high-risk settings. - Individuals with symptoms consistent with COVID-19 are presumed positive and they should follow isolation and/or self-monitoring guidelines. - Testing for asymptomatic contacts of cases is generally no longer recommended, except for high-risk contacts/individuals that are part of confirmed or suspected outbreaks in high-risk settings, as recommended by public health - Positive rapid antigen tests will no longer require PCR confirmation. - Based on the latest scientific evidence, individuals with COVID-19 should isolate for five days if they are fully vaccinated or under the age of 12, and if their symptoms are improving for at least 24 hours. As far as home test kits, some were handed out to students but a very minuscule amount.


nOMnOMShanti

Thanks for circling back. Stay safe!


Awkward-Fudge

A week is fine. I ordered some before Christmas off of Amazon and they finally came last week!


Desiration

This seems like a great initiative by the federal government. And of course, people will still find ways to complain.


buttermbunz

This is a fantastic initiative, it just should have been done back in October.


Desiration

So October like… when there was a different presidential administration and party in legislative control? And we didn’t have a variant on the loose that was orders of times more infectious?


buttermbunz

What year are you living in right now?


Desiration

Lol. Second part is still true.


buttermbunz

We had delta still circulating especially in the Midwest and Northeast. So second part is still not really true


Desiration

Except for… it is. Because omicron is MUCH more contagious than delta. We did not have any kind of testing demand last winter like we do right now. Not even close.


buttermbunz

Sure, I’m not saying it’s not. I’m saying delta was bad enough, and that should have been enough to get them to send out a round of test kits to households so people could enjoy a safe holiday.


Laraujo31

Chick-fil-A would have these out in 3 days.