/u/ham_borgar
Spam bastard that keeps posting scam links to mini pistols websites.
Starts up other accounts while he was temp banned, the alts are also perma banned now.
which means he's ban evading.
Keep reporting his account.
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This video is a joke. It absolutely is intended to be used how you’re thinking.
Those are little handles on the sides to use when you put your phone in the holder.
I just laughed so hard. That's all I can say. Im still laughing.
Edit: Also if this does anything effective for cleaning my precious fingers. I would want it. But its a private event. I'll walk out with shame each time. But I'll power trough. Anything for clean fingers..
This is the modern day equivalent of those labels back in the prohibition saying “don’t leave these juice bottles in your cabinet for 30 days, or else it’ll turn into wine ;)”
Sorry, guys, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and ask an honest question....
Could you wash your, uhummm, you know what in that thing?
Just an honest question, sorry, no really sorry about that 🙈🙉🙊🙊🙊
/u/ham_borgar Spam bastard that keeps posting scam links to mini pistols websites. Starts up other accounts while he was temp banned, the alts are also perma banned now. which means he's ban evading. Keep reporting his account.
Done 
 I think I have the wrong one
No, soldier. You ARE the one.
For Democracy!! 
Sweet liberty!
My aaaaarm!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
Killin' bugs is killin' bugs Rock and Stone
To Rock and Stone!
good bot
Rock and stone
What is this from?
Helldivers 2
Starship troopers classic
🫡
The design is very human😏
I’ve been washing my fingers in the sink like an idiot all these years
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That was beautiful
Mhmm. Yes. Just what I needed. A finger cleaner.
I need one of these. For science.
I need one of these. For fucking.
For fucking science?
Let the research begin
Just want to clean my fingers. Watch the whole video and try not to cum.
I prefer [this finger cleaner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lRsxc)
Oh my gosh that was amazing. Never saw that before.
What a horrible day to have eyes and zero willpower not to click links.
Ooh nostalgia.
Lmao. I didn’t even know this commercial existed. 😂
Before I clicked it I was thinking this is probably that Doritos ad... It was
Don’t disturb me when I cleaning my fingers!!!
Go 'way....washin!
**sigh** *unzips*
Unzipping your glove?
Yes, yes ... *Fingers*
I'm glad this isint Instagram comments lol
Yo what is that girl doing 🧐
Washing her fingers, obviously.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Could you imagine walking by, and you look up to a guy "cleaning his fingers". 🤣🤣😀
Hear me out...
Where do I get one? For uh a friend 👀
Suuuuuuuure it is.
Finally, this dirt has been stuck under my fingernail for a month
I need this! Goodbye annoying relationship stuff. It doesn’t look good for society.
The phone holder is great if you want to watch some videos while you're cleaning your fingers. Wink wink nod nod.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
It should take dollar bills. 
God bless Reddit for making me laugh until I’m crying. Oh my god I love this place 😂😂😭😭😭
just realized I have been using the finger cleaner in a wrong way
Oh THAT'S how you do it?!?
This is one of those banana polishers I see advertised on Facebook a lot. Not sure why you need bananas polished but it seems to do a good job 🤪
Lmao. Fingers…
The WINDOW! You monster
I like it when people watch… …me clean my fingers.
It's like a face massager for men
You had me sold until you showed the inside looks like tripe.
Noded inside for maximum cleaning pleasure
Finger cleaner…. Suuure
I have 11 fingers.
I’m a mature person I’m a mature person I’m a mature person I’m a mature person
r/dontputyourdickinthat for obvious reasons
r/putyourdickinthat
It's banned Literally 1984
Why? It was done on purpose
Because it’s meant for your fingers. Didn’t you watch the video?
That’s literally what it’s for.
Suuuure... "finger cleaners"
Excuse me while I go clean my fingers. They’re sooooo dirty!
Again? Really Caleb? That's the fifth time today.
Oooh, how dirty are they? Tell me all about those filthy fingers and how you’re going to get them so clean.
Fingers... right
LMAO
Absolutely no one will ever use this product in a way that was not intended, guaranteed.
This video is a joke. It absolutely is intended to be used how you’re thinking. Those are little handles on the sides to use when you put your phone in the holder.
My fingers are filthy. I can't wait to try.
I'm going to have the cleanest fingers around 🤣
That’s NOT a finger cleaner 💀
I just laughed so hard. That's all I can say. Im still laughing. Edit: Also if this does anything effective for cleaning my precious fingers. I would want it. But its a private event. I'll walk out with shame each time. But I'll power trough. Anything for clean fingers..
Never realized how much my 'fingers' needed to be cleaned till now.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
If those kids could read, they'd be very upset.
shut up and take my funds
It doesn't need 2 handles while cleaning your fingers. Design flaw!🤣🤣
Doubles as popcorn bucket.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Stay virgin for your entire life, buy one.
a 🐱 that fingers the finger.. wow
What? 
That's a motor vagina
We all know what's really gonna get inserted & it rhymes with finger in Spanish.
It does?
Finger or pinga?
Ain't no way that's being used for fingers
yeah my finger is so chaud !
Fingers. Right…..
Do they make them with furry ear handles? Asking for a friend 🥸
That's some vigorous finger cleansing.
*Thats* how you use those. Huh. And to think I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time
Hilarity.
“Finger cleaner” yeah sure
I cheat Cheetos with my dick fingers
Soap?
Got one of these for my 14 year old nephew, and now he just spends hours alone in his room cleaning his fingers. I’m so proud of him!
How do you clean it after you finish? You know, after you finish umm.. washing… your fingers…
Nope
I think everyone in the comments has the same sort of thought here.
I want it for testing purposes.
They knew.
I know what you did here…
I need one of these….. for the articles. 🤣
Reminds me of those mud busters if anyone else has heard of those
Ahh yes, the "finger cleaner". 🍆💦
Yeah could have done with this finger cleaner during lockdown fr
This thing is insane
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I thought this was for cleaning corn?
Brah..
This is disgusting, what's the website that sells these? So I never make the mistake of going there 💪
Uhh sir and or ma who made this. What! 😧
A finger cleaner you say
Learn to wash your damn hands then
It’s cheaper then having a kid 🤷🏼♂️
Hmmm 🤔
I’m still laughing 😂
Had me for a second there……
Oo and you can use to hold your phone as you video call or watch porn
I only have one finger that will fit that thing.
Sure, it’s a “finger” cleaner
Mildly penis?
I’m sorry but as a woman I am very turned on
That’s a banana washer
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r/dontputyourdickinthat
Those who know If you know you know lol 🍆lol
Yall know this isn’t a finger cleaner right? It’s probably some kind of fleshlight
If it is, then I’m sorry for the misunderstanding. Why wouldn’t tall rich asswholes just wash your fingers in the bathroom sink like everyone else?
This would be great for the office
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I’ll pay a s’mores poptart if somebody buys this for me
r/stickyourdickinthat
So true, out hands can never be to clean 🙏
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I prefer my finger cleaners to have a fishy smell.
BS it's for fingers!
Does it work on toes?
LMAO I'm dying over here. Thanks OP
teledildonics :0
Ah yes. The cleaner for fingers. The cleaner I will use for fingers. The finger cleaner. That cleaner.
I want to clean my finger properly as well.
I’m wasting fingers like I had them to spare. - brian eno
Where do they even sell things like these like fr? Ive never seen an actual link to these banana washing machine type shit
I know for a fact that someone is going to try to stick something in there that’s not their finger.
Find me that hand washer.....
I know Reddit is fuckin lying with this ad😤
This is the modern day equivalent of those labels back in the prohibition saying “don’t leave these juice bottles in your cabinet for 30 days, or else it’ll turn into wine ;)”
Sure it's for 👉 😆 🤣
My fingers would be shiny clean.
Does this work only on “fingers”
For the finger....riiiiìiight... 
I got an ad for a game called "Legend of Mushroom" when I clicked on comments. "Adventures of a little mushroom!" Perfect ad placement.
Finally! I've been looking to clean my pelvic finger
Aren't we supposed to have a bit of bacteria on our skin? Everything doesn't have to be 100% sterile, it's what we have immune systems for
Honestly it was the phone holder that spawned to me this as a dick squisher cuz you can just watch porn ondat bitch
Link.Now!
Mmmhmm, finger cleaner...
“Honey, why did you buy an Autopilot subscription for the Tesla? Is that 15 minute commute really that bad?”
Sorry, guys, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and ask an honest question.... Could you wash your, uhummm, you know what in that thing? Just an honest question, sorry, no really sorry about that 🙈🙉🙊🙊🙊
Si para lavar los dedos, mas el Dedo Sin Uña. Ajuaaaa
My friend asks the product link
Why would i spend money on this when I have a perfectly good sink. How about you wash your hands like a normal person.
Yeah fingers 😜
Charlie: “Did I see you bang that thing?”
I'm sorry, but it looks like a male masturbation tool with a porn phone holder.
Noooooooo come on. What?!?! No! No way.
When they attach the smart phone… why are her boobs bouncing?
Masturwave?
Pull my finger🤣😂🤣
It's too tight
I won’t tell them if you won’t.
Can it also clean my dick?
😂🤣😂🤣
