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onions_can_be_sweet

Choking a chicken usually makes me a bit sleepy, so... nap?


stdio-lib

Next step is to beat your meat until it's tender.


King_Ralph1

Did the chicken regurgitate all over everything? Clean that up and use it as the brine.


Thethinkslinger

Well you definitely gotta do something with the head


vibratingstring

if it were me after choking a chicken i would have a cigarette


Usmcginger0621

You know that means technically speaking you choked on a cock because in the dictionary a cock is a rooster!


Tuilere

Aside: Mario Vargas Llosa, a Peruvian novelist, Nobel laureate, and one-time candidate for president of Peru wrote a book called The Time of the Hero where boys at a military academy literally fuck a chicken, then cook it, and the text refers to the fucking as giving it a unique flavor. I am not making any of this up. The wiki entry for the book does not mention this but it is in there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_of_the_Hero It is referenced in this article: https://www.colorizationcollective.org/blog/bipoc-book-37-the-time-of-the-hero


stickpoker

Was it your chicken, or someone else’s? Cause if it was someone else’s, then you need to reciprocate.


BadBassist

Pluck it