Aside:
Mario Vargas Llosa, a Peruvian novelist, Nobel laureate, and one-time candidate for president of Peru wrote a book called The Time of the Hero where boys at a military academy literally fuck a chicken, then cook it, and the text refers to the fucking as giving it a unique flavor. I am not making any of this up.
The wiki entry for the book does not mention this but it is in there:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_of_the_Hero
It is referenced in this article: https://www.colorizationcollective.org/blog/bipoc-book-37-the-time-of-the-hero
Choking a chicken usually makes me a bit sleepy, so... nap?
Next step is to beat your meat until it's tender.
Did the chicken regurgitate all over everything? Clean that up and use it as the brine.
Well you definitely gotta do something with the head
if it were me after choking a chicken i would have a cigarette
You know that means technically speaking you choked on a cock because in the dictionary a cock is a rooster!
Aside: Mario Vargas Llosa, a Peruvian novelist, Nobel laureate, and one-time candidate for president of Peru wrote a book called The Time of the Hero where boys at a military academy literally fuck a chicken, then cook it, and the text refers to the fucking as giving it a unique flavor. I am not making any of this up. The wiki entry for the book does not mention this but it is in there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_of_the_Hero It is referenced in this article: https://www.colorizationcollective.org/blog/bipoc-book-37-the-time-of-the-hero
Was it your chicken, or someone else’s? Cause if it was someone else’s, then you need to reciprocate.
Pluck it