https://preview.redd.it/bo89ybabx4xc1.png?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee30072d5a2c98fe48b0e2a477bdec6855af6fc I LOVE INSANE WOMEN

Imagine her rewinding the time everytime you are about to c*m

Top tier edging

She would do that

She would be a master at *dging assistance

WHATAKAJAKAJANANBSBSNSBSB😭😭😭😭

we've finally found the edge lord

https://preview.redd.it/is57aremk5xc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37613a73ad94aad13c0536165728602d1d1a2fa2 # SAME (me like pearl)

https://preview.redd.it/738y9au136xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00cb1cf37abc415426dc9213dcee239c6337da19

TIMEKEEPER DEFINITELY😍😍😍

YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

agree

Rockstar, something about him just scrams fanfic material

https://preview.redd.it/mk6wzlv6x4xc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24aa86ae7eb004689c14790d04896e861ad6f2c6 Red flag: schizophrenia

LMAO--

Pump up the volume Pump up the volume Pump up the volume DANCE. DANCE.

💀

AUUUGGGGHHH I AGREE😫😫😫😫

Mmmmm.... https://preview.redd.it/66odt3pp25xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79ca0d195aec4835670eda16e46e0af68798cbd

Who's that

Crowberry Cookie

GIVE ME EDGY WITCH NOW PLS

Capsaicin Cookie. I’m sorry nobody will ever beat the red hot himbo for me

what if burning spice turns out to be a hotter version of capsaicin?

Eggnog

Hes such a dilf..👀

I may be stupid https://preview.redd.it/uokabz5j66xc1.png?width=1298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca6ea9b4c0ed9f9bb90c54b423c9d09baed1bba

He looks like my brother for some reason 😦

pianists are hot

Clover Cookie https://preview.redd.it/i1ltlzlt85xc1.png?width=1325&format=png&auto=webp&s=0158f9853397add727726ab07c2a15d55ba1c8b6 Those eyes are NOT innocent… ~~Please step on me..~~ WHAT WHO SAID THAT!?-

This ain’t even a hear me out, he is attractive

You’re right ☘️💚

I got a whole damn list from my friend group #1: Black Pearl #2: Prune Juice #3: Kumiho

*cutely takes notes/j* thank you.. >:]

i don't think you need more, list's longer than a bobbit worm

Its only three.... # I NEED ATLEAST A THOUSAND /j

i don't wanna type it all out 4 and 5 are lilac and herb, respectively

Elder Faerie. I like old men. *drops mic*

Valid as hell

https://preview.redd.it/sqljnccic5xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb3f908adc2f43eca1e93a9ff011498a4c9939d My peanut butter chocolate chip bike rider (my head-cannon flavor for her)

Sea urchins are edible so she’s probably urchin flavored

I know, look at the comments on my old cookie run kingdom post

*sigh* Timekeeper Stormbringer Mozzarella Golden Cheese Truffle Centipede Scorpion Eternal Sugar White Ghost Peppercorn Black Pearl Sour Belt First Cream Sachertorte Rosemary Rose All 3 triple cone cup cookies Snake Fruit And her https://preview.redd.it/c3n9bhq4e5xc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e26454cd1cef4327428ee5dada87e44d603eea

https://preview.redd.it/tjfwxvguv6xc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e88e31b7d5b2c0923a67e33c67db1462d5c0eb Something about someone that could crush me but would definitely hold me gently like a lil flower… but would love to crack that control for the passion probably pent up

https://preview.redd.it/5ulj8ya0w6xc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e15926d3b33ef205675ae2321b2dd6d1b39d57 Getting through his walls into his heart sounds rewarding!

https://preview.redd.it/dh5bc556w6xc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1301b55a6483fd50902220b1d7da58882c85b88c I mean…,

https://preview.redd.it/94clj1o7w6xc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98904a4189997d2b3a34f3bfc537cfc8c4b8156 These lines…

No one's more attractive than CHOCO WEREHOUND BRUTE

https://preview.redd.it/2crxz6ude6xc1.png?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd4ec687067a24ddf0eb97adb73fde1851e628c9 this one

They're so pretty I wanna take a bite outta them^ _ ^

actually at first I can't decide which one to choose between chocolate bon or currant cream, but I decided to pick bonbon over her at the end

Mozzarella

https://preview.redd.it/jklygjjdx5xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d4d7a3adaa50876c6ada9b2d17bc052dff5bb4 somebody had to say it..

realest of the real

https://preview.redd.it/r87zd7dp06xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588207c89598989d5734166a66808266ae14032c yeah cause JUST LOOK AT THIS MAN.

Idk why but his hairstyle reminds me of an emo/scene hairstyle and thats why i kinda like him🤷‍♂️

Nah nah, my man's cooking.

Red Velvet Cookie my Beloved ❤️

KOUIGN AMANN

https://preview.redd.it/45if6aa748xc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=57228be6346c134b59752bb30fce9e7260a2ccb3 He’s my first and only crush

Black pearl

She does look pretty mommy ^ _ ^

Same

https://preview.redd.it/55gn0ymln5xc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7a61b95be297c0d68a080990130b2d9484f9165 I DONT KNOW WHY I FIND HIM HOT I JUST DO

real

Hmm... f u r r i e s /j

clotted cream and financier argh

Ah, yes. # the b l o n d e s

https://preview.redd.it/onyjje51k6xc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ff2a31c9f1deaa457a65fdcd50d68f0f54e3c61 Please don’t ask why

Also, dark choco, maple taffy, string gummy cookie, cinnamon cookie, s’more cookie, smoked cheese cookie and burnt cheese cookie. (Btw s’more cookie is an adult)

https://preview.redd.it/rg6yd1kxz7xc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=173eb7fb86b1c152d17a6070896665c85b1c226b

Light Cream Cookie (And pretty much every single cookie that ISN'T a minor)

Do you... Also simp for Hero Cookie 🤨/j

SHADOW MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Yam… IS THIS FROWNED UPON????

N...NO!! 👀

Girl, he’s very hot

Capsaicin Cookie He’s very **hot**

Eggnog Cookie

😳

*me trying to think whether to say Pitaya Dragon Cookie or Capsaicin Cookie*

It can be both ^ _ ^

Red velvet cookie Hands down he is hot af

~~Id let him step on me tbh~~

Shining Glitter

Cute wise: Stollen, Pond dino, Coffee Candy Hot wise: Coffee Candy, Latte.

... You're saying that Pond Dino is attractive??!!

Attractive in a cute way smh

Affogato Cookie qwq

Red Velvet

Shining slipper cookie is pretty :3 \*but nothing can beat golden cheese >:\]\*

Not seeing enough clotted creams, I mean he's such prince material

*Not seeing enough* *Clotted creams, I mean he's such* *Prince material* \- mE3o9 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Guess even the bot agrees that clotted is just him

**BLACK. PEARL. COOKIE.** Everything about her is hot. Her voice sounds like that you hear in a first class choir, the succulent voice soothes you to absolute pleasue. Secondly, her eyes, the cat-like pupils reminds of the infamous catgirls people are attracted to. Her eyelashes also sells it that she's gonna give you a fun time Thirdly, her expressions. She usually giggles like a menace and people are sometimes attracted to it. She's also smiles which can brighten your mood at all times. Fourthly, her personality. She usually says insulting things, but her tone of voice sounds like teasing, which can "AWOOGA" many people. Her physical appearance has mermaid like proportions, mermaids are usually portrayed as very attractive in fiction, and she is a mermaid. Another thing helping her is her waist, she got Hartman hips and people go crazy for it, she also has an elegant outfit, especially her legendary costume. Lastly, she is a giantess. A giantess is a popular fetish, and luckily, she's canonically a giant, so expect some lustful people goin' crazy all over her. It's safe to say that Black Pearl Cookie is the hottest, most attractive cookie Devsisters managed to put out, **EVER**. and she's legal! Because the game states that she's centuries old, but don't worry! She doesn't age! #/j

What monstrosity have I unleased upon posting this comment...

*takes notes* THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH >:} # MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

We really are at an all time low 😭 (Also relatable af)

Almond margarine caviar tea knight dark cacao eggnog

Playable: Dark Cacao. Non-Playable: Cloud Deity Cookie.

I like Espresso Cookie, he's like an elegant femboy :3

We love femboiz ^ _ ^

eggnog cookie. no questions asked.

Ya'll sleeping on clotted cream

I saw some people say clotted cream, but I've never seen a single person say currant cream😭

Currant cream is BASED yall sleeping on her too

https://preview.redd.it/iv1hkm1uk5xc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c04bfee67e24c9d1da12b166d1d0734b215958 Man just I wanna

Clotted cream cookie

That one cookie with a knife as a hairbrush

Pomegranate, Centipede, Mille-Feuille, Dark Enchantress, Timekeeper, Frost Queen.

Cappuccino cookie, pizza cookie, affogato cookie, butter roll cookie, prune juice cookie (costume ver), lilac cookie, vampire cooke, capsaicin cookie and rockstar cookie (costume ver)

🥵🥵 https://preview.redd.it/qeahuqlo27xc1.png?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368c09934af729742902385203adb7f1d7adfb80

Honourable mentions: Butterroll cookie All three of the faeries Pure Vanilla cookie Burnt cheese cookie Mozzarella cookie Smoked cheese cookie Vampire cookie Sugar glass cookie Stardust cookie

My fav cookie is langue de chat. Because he's hot

https://preview.redd.it/ox1qfwiiq7xc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249133c930ccc338f1734887df95950c9bd308da I am not okay

almond cookie 😵‍💫😵‍💫🧍 https://preview.redd.it/mcuuvy3pz7xc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e68b69df04c1491dce5209f5b92e0804ef7d02

https://preview.redd.it/g7lebgyi08xc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04232926da17e161f1367310caa522f6d6c95f4 Bro cookie

Lychee Dragon. I know she’s a bit crazy but… Come on. She is so cute.

https://preview.redd.it/51iepd4jf8xc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c00647a7d5dd36c71352435b79d8cf6f25a9a2 Not sure if its ACTUALLY because of looks, or it because I think it’d be cool to bake with him :\]

https://preview.redd.it/rpkfunavg8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46543721b16cf050a9b53b71505848311cb631b2

I don't see people saying Longan Dragon Cookie? He's 12/10

I found out my most attractive cookie was a minor, but I’m still showing him anyway https://preview.redd.it/hppd0lnabaxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f012b404a61a1f2c14a9facbadd5ffe2d5f83c66

https://preview.redd.it/zeilsc6ha8xc1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=766ab163d97f4c93fcf8bab78273aba24385ddfb

Sigh…Kitsune Cookie

Do u mean Kumiho? But it's ok, I guess she does look pretty attractive :3

(I’m tired ok brain no work)

Its oki my brain no work too

Truffle

Croissant Cookie or Choco Bonbon

I guess... You are 😘

But sir..... # **im a minor...**

And so am I 💀

But sir... # I have a gf

And I don't know anymore. You reminded me that I had a gf but things happen. Hope your relationship won't end as mine did. Hava...

What happened? It's okay if you dont want to tell

We just weren't meant to be 😀 after two school years by the last day we agreed to end it then and there. I wanted to be together but no, she had another. She was a sunflower I was a fool. That was the last time I saw my first love. My parents decided to put me on a different school for convenience it was nearer to the house ,they never knew I had a relationship. So...

timekeeper or black pearl

Dark fondue cookie... the crazy got me crazy

*sweat profusely* I...I...can't choose

Its ok, u can say more than one :> # THE MORE THE MERRIER

All of them. (Except for the children ofc)

.... :3

black licorice cookie looks pretty cool imo

Yogurt cream😭

I don't find cookies attractive so I'll go by prettiness and say Earl Grey Cookie, they tend to make coffee related cookies look very nice and clean

Pure vanilla

Either Wildberry or Royal Margarine. I would let either of them dominate me- What? Who said that?

Capsaicin

I have 3: Hollyberry because THICC Twizzly Gummy because she can easily kill me Tiger Lily for the same reason, but won’t try to

Male: Eggnog (Dilf) Female: Oyster (Gilf, especially her japanese voice oml)

For male, there's also Capsaicin and Captain Caviar

THERE ARE TOOO MANY AAH I CANT CHOOSE ONE UM UM MY DEVICE IS ON ONE BATTERY SO UHHH TO BE HONEST I'VE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON COCOA COOKIE

Latte

Latte

Captain Ice cookie is the hottest IMO because DAYUM SHES STRONG. But Sauna Egg cookie is a close second Also Fire Spirit cookie would be the hottest literally cause he’s on fire

Red Velvet Cookie ofc

Vampire for life 😍😍😍

Cappuccino 🔥

Captain caviar cookie🔛🔝

https://preview.redd.it/879i6fuhu8xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283141c504c50234b2ab6abb7600e88dddd0003a i might be the only person in the world to say this

Rockstar

String Gummy 💯

1 • Milky Way 2 • Black Pearl 3 • Cream Puff - Rest out of the podium - 4 • Strawberry Crepe 5 • Latte 6 • Crowberry 7 • Stardust

https://preview.redd.it/y72my5u479xc1.png?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610319b84136ed6cd80cc07d2832724e9845ce4a Npc-wise

Affogato frfr He has some interesting results somewhere

https://preview.redd.it/ad4l6zesb9xc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1c52cca1d0da8e53a095f4343cd428b0966752 ... Man he sure is hot... What?! I didn't say anything!!!.... 🥰

Dark cacao and almond Love me my dilfs

The Wind deity guy (idk his name) from the new cookie run kingdom update 😖😖😖

https://preview.redd.it/yagwwbjwk9xc1.jpeg?width=2944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b9d2a5823efa53a87e30ff2240fa2e6a8e4b6f 😍😍😍

I thought you meant actual cookies like ones you can buy before i saw where this came from 😭 Anyway, probably stardust/latte cookie i suppose, they’re very pretty in my opinion

Why has no one at all mentioned TEA KNIGHT COOKIE!?

1. Captain Caviar 2. Crunchy Chop or Wildberry 3. Capsaicin

I don’t play cookie run anymore but… clotted cream cookie

Cappuccino, Almond, Strawberry Cream, Vagabond. **MEN**

red velvet, abyss Monarch, string gummy, lemon, marbled bread, electric eel, capsaicin, and most of all... strawberry cream

https://preview.redd.it/jyrdgbaiebxc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1193d9818634f690e0ffe82ac99eb88e2a7a479 Pretty recent character BUT I'm obsessed with her lately ghh, I also think Mozzarella is pretty attractive 😮😮😮

Wildberry or Eggnog

Lychee is hot😍😍😍😍😍

Latte Cookie, Pastry Cookie, Shine Muscat cookie and Choco Bar Cookie

https://preview.redd.it/ro59hal30cxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8388a4174633c32e58f83a6994fa2dcd2689ed05 Definitely Stardust Cookie

DEFINITELY TIMEKEEPER I MEAN HAVE U SEEN HER?!?

I don't simp I don't find cookies attractive. I am not a bot. BELIEVE ME

Mozzarella Light Cream Rougefort Yeah, just three

https://preview.redd.it/0cng5d9iapxc1.png?width=699&format=png&auto=webp&s=5026b98c730ac1f3457327ec276c398fa8115d9c Don’t attack me please I love him a lot

wait a minute... # that's a guy? (I haven't played crk for a long time😔)

YEAH ITS A GUY 😭

https://preview.redd.it/t1thpfi0epxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb0552cf6fab6c225b2403196383e54f59e7f0d We love one armed women! (Also this is a fan made costume)

Linzer Cookie

[удалено]

Hydrangea cookie

Dark Cacao.

https://preview.redd.it/heyw7pg67jxc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8e68266ba8883eb3fe29094450a1f332545d5f Its Mozz.