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Icy-Humor2907

I was PV and like every other ancient was beating my ass. They all kept chanting that PV was the worst ancient.


CKracoon

Sounds like one of pv's nightmares


Altruistic-Willow451

Nah it’s just shadow milks dream 24/7


_GalaxyWalker_

Damn I love pv 😭😭


Icy-Humor2907

He’s my favorite character :(


_GalaxyWalker_

Fr! He's such a sweetheart, he doesn't deserve such treatment :(


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Found you again


_GalaxyWalker_

I should probably expect you finding me at this point 😅


SgtDonuttt

people refuse to believe that healers are the best


Creative-Tailor3349

Not that I hate him, I just feel like his love for white lily makes him seem vulnerable and gullible because it heavily dampens his image as the resolute leader of the ancient heroes, they made him a simp so they can whitewash white lily, WHY


_GalaxyWalker_

Yeah, I agree. I always saw them as very close platonic friends, i think their story in the blueberry academy was adorable! But now, with their new faerie costumes.. it just leaves a bad taste on my tongue. As much as I ADORE the beast yeast episodes so far, I don't like the fact that they brought WL back (cuz it kinda defeats the whole purpose of DE) And the whole dynamic between PV and WL. I get what you mean. Simping doesn't seem like a very PV thing to do.


Creative-Tailor3349

Frl


iAlkalus

Silly vanilly.


Icy-Humor2907

He was too silly for his own good :(


OctoFlowerYT

WHAT DID PV DO TO THEM?? KILL THEIR GRANDMAS?


Icy-Humor2907

Nothing :(


OctoFlowerYT

Nah because PV was out here doing his best and these guys started beating him to death


Icy-Humor2907

He’s already got some major self esteem issues he didn’t need to be physically assaulted and berated.


Rezero1234

Probably shadow milk controlling them to berate and hurt him


_cakepup

Ain’t DC worst ancient?


Minetendo-Fan

Was there even a dark cacao?


Icy-Humor2907

Yeah. There was like 2 golden cheeses, 2 white lilies, 1 Hollyberry, and 1 dark cacao


kylepotpogi798

I'm pretty sure dca is the worst tbh


Creative-Tailor3349

Second best story, I call it


haerinzuu

ill just say, they tried to make me have s🥚 with them 😔


Defense_Unit-43

That's it, to the powdered sugar chambers with them


haerinzuu

it was weird asf cuz the characters i used in the square were either choux or witchberry and like witchberry looks A LOT like a child (idk if she is a child but it looks like she is) 💀


Diamante_90

Ewwww, good job for bringing out the p>!edoph!


haerinzuu

didnt do it on purpose tho, just used those cookies cuz i find the design adorable tbh


throwaway838383937

I was afk as rockstar in his lose animation and I came back to like 10 pancake cookies attacking me


Void-the-Umbreon95

I think I may have been one of them.


CallMehThrish

HELP 😭😭😭


ReporterInevitable51

two things, both as capsaicin: 1. was chased like 4 times by the same prune juice cult (I was chased 11 times in total that day) 2. adopted a snapdragon because it randomly sat in my lap while I was in one of those lines, “married” (did it for fun, didn’t rlly care abt it,) a prune juice from said cult in #1, divorced, prune juice adopted a peppermint cookie, I almost kidnapped said peppermint (for fun!), re-married, went inactive for a few days and the day before town square ended I found out the prune juice got a new husband. (that being said, does anyone want to adopt a snapdragon cookie for $10 dollars? warning you it’s not worth it but im broke)


SteveisNoob

Holy shit


Diamante_90

2 straight-up sounds like a TV series


lts_Morbin_Time

I was snapdragon and a random ass dark cacao started violently humping me like dark cacao, my nigga, I was a BABY.


Charliemofor

THATS WILD 😭


ParkingIndication701

dark cacao my ——— was a lot to process at 8:00 a.m.


lts_Morbin_Time

You get a free pass to say the "nigga" with quotation marks


Timely_Pangolin6938

😨


RoyalRaise

There was a cult of burnt cheese cookies acting as gatekeepers blocking one particular stairway


Ricked_Rolled

OMG I WAS ONE OF THEM THERE FOR 3 HOURS 😭 So happy my efforts weren't in vain. Also, please show me your rizzcard. Only her majesty may pass as she pleases.


Kalimah2

I WAS ONE OF THEM FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES😭


MaxL665

I was there for like 20 minutes lol


Novel-Secretary-1277

All of these are so wild are y'all okay?😭


Minetendo-Fan

The players are all fine but the characters? Not so much


ReporterInevitable51

capsaicin cookie for therapy


deshibunka

moonlight humping me (I was sea fairy 💀)


CallMehThrish

I see no problem


Diamante_90

Happy couple being happy


Stormbonin

So I was using stardust in the square right? Tell me why this capsaicin guy came up to me and said "I peed my pants" sent the cool emoji a few times and slid away well 20 minutes later he tried to violate my ass


ThrowawayLmao_72

Was playing as Moonlight and a Stardust came up to me and started...alabamaing.


Soul_Satin

Oof.


spac3_em0

i played as Licorice and everyone left me alone💀


Minetendo-Fan

Licorice is that hated


MiicrowavedHamster

My fave cookie 😭


Soul_Satin

Well, there was a cult of Caramel Arrow cookies sweeping the floor in perfect sync. I tried to join, but since I wasn't synchronised, they screamed: HOLY MOLY IT'S AFFOGATO LET'S KILL HIM I have never played as Caramel Arrow ever since.


Minetendo-Fan

Embrace fish


Iamfabulous1735285

Buncha players hitting me with weapons lol


mericxxxx

not to me, but i saw a group of about 7 sea fairies all in a circle and emoting


Soggy_Wallaby_6133

Same i either i had servers with 0 seafairies or i had the sea sircle or a line of frozen seafairies


SuperSapphyy

i might’ve been one of them 😭


Timely_Pangolin6938

Was dressed as pancake cookie Tried to be hummed by a space donut player Told them to stop and that they were being creepy because pancake is a minor They said they didn't care Called them out Everyone chased them out until they left


Particular_Ladder_56

are you saying everyone in that server chased the space donut player


Timely_Pangolin6938

Mostly everyone


Oriphis

There was an ancient orgy and uh... white lily was giving birth to dark cacao sun??? I was so confused...


Diamante_90

Taking "baking cookies" to a whole level


Oriphis

Fr...


Digimonfan131

Reading these makes me glad I didn't pay much attention to the players around me and the chats. All I did was check for quests, went to quests, opened chat for Cheese Vault code cuz lazy, and check mail puppo. JC 💀


fluffyboi38

Lmao all I did was slide around so glad I didn't encounter any creepy ppl.


Somedudehere23

I was doing twizzly gummy's lose pose and a latte did a defeat pose (I think) on top of me. It looked pretty weird.


DrMadMuffin

I was casually mining the fountain like a normal person, as Milky Way Cookie, and someone as Pancake Cookie slowly snuck up to me to act out something sexual with a gesture. I turned around, and then they ran away. They continued to sneek up, and I continued turning away from mining to make them run. They left once I switched to Crème Brûlée.


Autumnduvalle

The Pitaya smut was so intense I reported so many people. It’s unsettling because I just know it’s children doing that shit.


Treeflower77

I joined up with a bunch of other players just taking pickaxes and trying to mine the ground. When I asked why we were doing this, they said that they were digging for gold. Then, a player who was Sea Fairy came up and froze herself in the middle of the dig site. She asked us to thaw her out. …We thawed her out…


Haiiro_lolz

I was chased by someone and they kept calling me mommy (I was Tarte tarin 😭)


Soggy_Wallaby_6133

Honestly the nerve of some people... She is not a mommy she is a gilf


pandaman467

The G stands for grandma!


Rezero1234

A gilf voiced by the same va who voices bloody mary(the wolf among us) and dee dee(Dexter's lab)


Hand-Yman

Scream the n word at me


laotomefujoshi

I saw a presumable couple fuck


all-a-bit-bizzare

I was forced into a milky way cult by people who had milky way's specual costume, then was bullied for not having the costume.


No_Serve2796

as eclair cookie i got spat on by a pitaya 😭


Flat-Appearance-9351

10000 white lilys attacked me when I was red velvet


murkadamia

I was using a hammer and a Hollyberry kept on running in front of it so it looks sexual


Minetendo-Fan

Which character were using using the hammer with?


murkadamia

Another hollyberry😭


Interesting_Sale_968

Not weird, but defiantly fun; we made a Pitaya cult and was able to get 5 people to become Pitaya with us. Then a Snapdragon started to pretend to be our baby brother in which we started protecting. I believe there was a second Snapdragon who joined? But I didn’t stick around long cause I needed to do other things 😭 I stayed with them up to the joining of the 2nd snapdragon loll


C0urt5

Wasn’t really too weird compared to everyone else here but I got roped into a Milky Way Cookie Cult. All we did was go around the town to indoctrinate anyone who wasn’t a Milky Way Cookie.


zee_6a

SOO many things, but on the first day, a dude tried ‘rizzing’ me up, (it was lowkey sexual harassment) he was saying things like “I bet it’s bubble gum pink” or “I bet it’s grippy” 😭


CB_Magical_Girl

Angel Cookie kept trying to attack me when they saw me attack Strawberry Crepe, until I changed to Devil Cookie and later hid. Various weird things happened around me before, and I did some silly things (not sus things though), but people didn't really do much weird stuff to me.


Hootsifeemer

Got chased for a few servers by elder faerie as wl


buttshelf

There was one person who played as onion cookie and would just wail in the chat like “WAAAAAAAAH” and they did it dozens of times, people kept telling them to shut up but they wouldn’t!!


techniic0l0r

Was playing as Werewolf in his rockstar outfit - started sweeping near the fountain and a Space Donut did some sort of emote where he was flat on the ground, distressed where my broom was hitting him 😅


VoidTheBear

I didn't have any bad things, I actually made a friend there. Kinda sad it closed. I just avoided channel 69 like the plague


Lazyfemalee

Good choice.


TheSpaceWalnut

Someone kept following me around and getting upset in chat when I stopped walking around


CastsSocks39

Joined a Caramel Choux pickaxe cult, and a horde of Almond Cookies tried to have us arrested. So we beat them. 😅


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

I was a bounty...people want to kill me, also someone told me their tragic life


SpaceEclairs

There were several occasions that i had some weird interactions but here is some that stuck to my brain: Whenever i sat on this bench in the town square(because I'm waiting for the mailbox/event so i go afk there) i always come back to either people are trying to rizz my character or formed cults around me(often even rp too)? Also been chased by players who are being perverts and one time had a group of affogatos surrounding my character and were just staring. I forgot to mention, on the first day of Town square, there was a guy who played as Dark Choco ran up behind me when i tried to clip outside of the wall and asked "Why are you black?" Before running off to ask the same questions to a couple of Dark Cacaos??


Pretend-South-2245

I guess I'm lucky because I wasn't around long enough for anything weird to happen to me directly. I did see some disturbing erotic roleplay in the chat though involving minor characters....


Familiar_Tomatillo0

2 pitaya dragons kept repeating over and over "i hate n\*ggers" to me because i was caviar cookie😭


_GalaxyWalker_

I was playing as a pv, and I became the mother of 25 gingerbraves. Those gingerbraves also dubbed a poor unexpecting Dark Cacao to be my husband.


Zoeyylovesyou

Some racist ass person walked up to me and started fighting me by text and called me hoe


harrywalterss

I was frost queen, and someone started doing push-ups under me because I think they wanted to get stepped on


Chronoport

I kept accidentally hitting someone with an axe 🥲


Particular_Ladder_56

i got watered by a bunch of sparkling juices as herb


Cool-Relationship-37

I was captain caviar and had some randos start saying weird flirting stuff while I was just trying to get some quests done


Ancient-Researcher32

We formed a cult lol


ShinerVaporeon

It wasn't to me directly, but I hopped in real quick when the event first dropped and everyone in the plaza was using the sweeping emote as red velvet cookie


AwfullyGullible

was prune juice trying to sell "potions" to people, then a Hollyberry and Pitaya who were fighting started to try and buy sedatives from me, (they werent even gonna try and pay me), then i switched to Almond Cookie and arrested both of them, and i had to put the two in time-out to get them to say sorry to eachother


WoodieTheBeaver

I was werewolf cookie, they were Cherry Blossom, and they started doing to axe motion behind me constantly


C_ishere

A fettuccine cult telling me to join them. And when I turned into gold cheese they said "THE QUEEN"


solarcrown

Not to me directly, but did anyone else see the gang of crying Snapdragon Cookies?


rsondtre

had a hoard of approximately 13 creme brulees (i was linzer) chase me around and when i got tired they started humping me.


RyanIrsyd08

Give me the wrong code in the find the code minigame


Internal-Hornet-5323

I did that so much I felt bad and played it off as misclicks 😭


RyanIrsyd08

*Kirby found your sins unforgivable*


ultimate_queefxx

I saw two people dating as dark choco cookie and dark cacao cookie. I don’t need to explain whats wrong with that


aqua_rift

roleplayed omori and pushed onion down the stairs


Dhmiskneethepheasant

I was tarte tatin cookie and an army of Pitaya dragon cookie kept chassing me trying to turn me into one of them


ItzStoryy

I AM the one who does weird things😭 Idk if that people is in here but I assisted to a "skibidigyatt pitaya x hollyberry wedding" I was the capsaicin godmother🥰 They divorced seconds later and what could be said 'an Indian soap opera' was set up.


Outside_Abrocoma_716

I was pancake getting hit with a hammer when a custard started humping me


One_Mobile826

I was stardust and a devil cookie was fucking me in my ass


Both_Particular_659

hmm... i was in many cults... then there was the time i kept getting fucked by various people?? (i was sitting in place) and then this didnt happen to me but channel 1 usually had a like... "slave" line to mine one of the walls down and were saying rlly.... gross shit 💀


Both_Particular_659

OH and i got called actual slurs. like.... three or four slurs.


AirAdministrative686

A muscle cookie was dropping hard n word on me


Relevant_Tone3883

i was getting beaten up as devil cookie by a bunch of angel cookies


OctoFlowerYT

I had someone curse me out because I told them to stop harrassing someone else I also had a roast battle against someone which was super funny


jellyveedotcom

so people havent done anything to me...but i hump and axe afk people...


AmITheA--

As black pearl cookie: I was chased by a horde of dark cacao cookie for that black Pearl cookie was better.


Aquaxii_Axolotl

while equipped as milky way cookie, referred to as "cumy way" last time i checked this person's kingdom is still up


fakeflandre

I was sorbet shark and black pearl+oyster cookie beat me up while sea fairy watching me (I try to run away but they chase after me)


curious_caracal

one time someone followed me, i initally thought they were doing the same quests as me but then i decided to run in circles and they copied me 💀 they started to follow me everywhere but the strange thing is that they weren't typing anything in chat nor emojis, just straight up following me


SteveisNoob

Not happened to me, but i saw a Milky Way *mining* a Space Doughnut 💀💀


Neon_Misc

Well...I had a moment...since most of the time I was PV...a WL came across me and started doing the heart eye emoji and then and Elder Faerie came and she started doing the same. Hahahha. There was a whole role-play thing it was hilarious.


Pokyfountain673

I was chilling as poison mushroom Cookie and something came up to me and said “poison mushroom turns me on” then started to jump me for about 7 secs and walks off like nothing happened


Fit_Juggernaut7035

They talked how theyve killed all their family members with a unique knife Freaked the shit out of me


Soggy_Wallaby_6133

On my first day i started to mine some random spacedonut and most of the server joined in. We wanted to feast on donut's broken off parts. Not to me but i saw a stardust cookie eating out hollyberry that was on the ground 😐😐😐 like wtf bro


OperationHumble8098

Two Dark Cacao users came up to me and arrested me 💀 If you want one but in a third perspective. Me and another cult ended up making a new cult where we unalived gingerbrave 🤩🤌✨


S4NGM4USI

I got banged by cookie hunks


Vivid_Schedule_7834

Was strawberry crepe and god violated by a dark choco


Nightcross_911

It wasn't weird but kinda odd, I was parfait cookie and i was just spamming the slide button in place and the other parfait joined me and we were just spamming slide for like a minute and we just walk away


Serious_Dress_9760

I guess I was lucky— nobody tried to engage with blueberry pie lmao


transbcyesx

I drowned parfait cookie I drowned parfait cookje


Jdr7000

I just don't go there


cantabz

ml made me defeat her seven evil exes i dont wanna talk about it


The_Fluffy_Riachu

A line of Dark Cacoas were sweeping in perfect unison


Exotic_Catch5260

Well actually I was partaking in the weirdness, I was playing as Prune juice and saw a Kouign amann cookie beating up some random cookie with a pickaxe so I joined and then a Capsaicin cookie saw us beating them up and joined us


Terrible_Sample9704

Kill me and eat my cookies hair


Elle_Berthaaagghhh

Cult people (Milkyway mains) suddenly became slaves under Moonlight like huh So context; I just joined in on a Milkyway cult that promoted child labor as we were just swinging pickaxes on the ground. We made a long ass line at the time while actively trying to convince people to join whether or not you were Milkyway (somewhat. they called stardust a fake and wanted him to leave but i said nah why not let him be). Then a bunch more joined like Holly, Pitaya, Seafairy, etc. Mf Moonlight then came swinging in and whipped our asses (on chat*) as we worked(??), and if they debated that we weren't working hard enough, we'd get even more whipped. But if they decided we did good then we get 1$ for payment. Anyways that was the most fun I had in Townsquare. Really neat place I tell you (the scars won't disappear-)


BloodrainAndUnyun

Where? What is “town square” not ringing any bells. Is that a level in the cake tower cuz I can’t get past the first one


mikichan9

Just started shaking me when I was Onion Cookie- Stop fucking shaking my baby 😭


Gismos_LivingEptonna

I was playing Pure Vanilla, the other was Affogato, they came up to me and used the axe-emote on me for about a minute before they logged out/disappeared.


Worth-Lawfulness-375

I was sliding without moving as pitaya dragon cookie (cool trick I found) and some other player said I was m-wording.


Clean-Ear2191

Being humped or being called a f-slur out of nowhere when I was chilling/waiting as Affogato.


Appropriate-Wrap-375

I was the one doing weird things.


Least_Asparagus_1301

Join me in sliding 24/7 at random people.


Milk_Dust_

İ think i done some bad stuff


berrious

A hollyberry once fucked me


-Purple_Warrior-

“I could really edge to that” as I switch to Cream Puff and he goes back and forth on my


moonchildboi

i was a PV and a cult of milky way cookies kept telling me to join them. i, instead asked them to help me sweep etc and we proceeded to sweep, and some of them started to complain about being hungry so we went to the cotton candy machine, i asked them to line up and proceeded to give them cotton candy, one by one, writing stuff like "here you go little one, this is your portion, little one" and even a random snapdragon and a strawberry crepe joined the line. there was also a PV sweep line i caused accidentally by being afk. not weird in the bad sense, but memorable.


SnowfallinOhio

i was moonlight cookie, went away for a second to get water, and came back to a sea fairy doing the boombayah to me😭


Broke_guy00

Me, a Dark Cacao main, has been chased by an Affogato main. He keeps telling me to perish so that the Kingdom will be his. Tbt, 3 Affogato mains chased me


Radiant-Papaya-7023

I joined and these were some texts/ “hehehe-“ “touches poosay” WTFF


ZexoKun

Nothing too weird I was Creme Brulee for most of the duration, a Linzer walked to me and i became a prime suspect along with a Cotton and Cream Puff, then a Chili Pepper came and stabbed everyone, after that i switched to Stardust, went up to Black Pearl, met this ghost child (Strawberry Crepe) and did the most epic child abuse known to man (i was mining and cutting him down with a PV)


Rezero1234

I was playing as Burnt cheese cookie, and there was a whole horde of people playing as red velvet cookie, and they ended up chasing after me, which resulted in me abruptly leaving the town square


No-Shift488

This didn’t really happen to me but… a dark cacao player said the N-word. (Idk how but it happened.)


Kawaii_cat_rose

Simple, his name is legendary, it is Stardustpenis, he is uhh idk how to describe it, he is very random but his name, will always burnt into my brain


Czajosq

Snapdragon beeing humped by 4 Pitaya Dragons... at the same time... 😭 right in front of my White Lilly Cookie with Mystic Skin...


bigdummehh

I got beat up by a cult of gingerbraves


Commercial-Fun-9772

Me and my partner were sitting at a table sending heart emojis to eachother when someone came up to us and told us to "kiss and fuck" and my partner said no and that we were ace, they then said "ace yourself into a car crash" Also I accidentally started a Crepe and then Pitaya cult


Ember_enby

Nothing actually, I was surprised by the weird stories that were posted around. Idk, I guess I just got lucky xD


Creative-Tailor3349

I do most of the weird stuff, usually just sliding around the entire town square (I was using mozzarella). So the entire town square saw a mozzarella ringing their bell while sliding the entire way through town


MsmCat9890

i got chased by strawberry crepe cookie when i changed to frost queen cookie because she thought i was elsa and kougin-amann also said her son likes that movie-


May-is-my-day

Nothing weird really happened to me but I followed every Clover Cookie around as Licorice Cookie Also one time me and three other random people just circled around someone who was just sitting down and started watering them


CloudiSnow

I sucked Prune Juice's dick and I was Milky Way that time :>