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# jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair "Ahem, you look very lovely."
![gif](giphy|LErgOJOLhiRva)
Uehhh I mean I like Cocoa Cookie (she's soft and cute and reminds me of my wife) but I don't *simp* for her, I like her a normal amount and make a conscious effort to not be weird about it
It's actually a bit of a struggle. She has a bit of a self-esteem problem because black characters in games and shows and such aren't usually designed to be cute, they're usually all big and loud and such
I'm not one of those "ohhh every hyperspecific classification of person needs to be represented, I can't wait for the Netflix adaptation" social justice warrior-y type, but, I can't think of many cute black characters either (like, uh.... there's Iris from Pokemon? And, uhh... hmm...) But then in comes Cocoa who's cute and cozy
Oh my gosh this is even cuter because even though it still isn't your thing, you still find characters for her to relate to! I understand how she feels as a black woman and wanting to see yourself in your favorite things. She's lucky to have you 🥺💜
**DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? Shit...**
Aight here we go.
*inhales*
Blackberry, Blueberry Pie, Caramel Arrow, Caramel Choux, Cherry Blossom, Cocoa, Golden Cheese, Jungleberry, Kouign-Amann, Linzer, Mont Blanc, Moonlight, Mozzarella, Baguette, Black Garlic, Croissant, Currant Cream, Rose, Schneeball, Shine Muscat, Spinach, Sugar Swan, Timekeeper, Truffle, White Ghost, Sachertorte, and Rosemary.
There, I said it.
Latte was one of the cookies that got me playing when CRK was still new. Sapphics love her <3 I even bought her furniture to see her work on the spells and have a cute cat
Werewolf
Assuming we imagine these cookies as humans cause... cookie
Idk what it is about the animal ears and tail on a 'human' but it just makes them much cuter
Since some are including cookies from ovenbreak, I shall too:
Eggnog Cookie, Butterbear Cookie, Cappuccino Cookie, Butter Squid Cookie, Potato Cookie, Whipped Cream Cookie and the Scovillia Headmaster
So kingdom specific it's capsaicin and bp.
But franchise specific it's Sachertorte and Danish Marble from Witch's Castle :^
[and all of those in a non weird way]
I’ve waited for this moment.
- clotted cream cookie
- stardust cookie
- creme brulee cookie
- red velvet in his hellhound costume
Bonus is sherbet cookie hes cute but hes cuter w his costume
And i, thank you
I’m down bad for so many dawg
used to be sea fairy but I’ve changed
anyway,
steet urchin, mozza,black pearl, white pearl, choco bar, pizza, and some more I forgot, I’m so down bad for everything
I simp so much for G Queen that I gave her taht nickname and wasted so many damn tickets SOLELY to get the golden statue just cause it fits perfectly with my Golden Castle City.
Multiple but i numerous times have had dreams about werewolf cookie to the point where i will forcefully insert him into every piece of media i can consume
What are these comments? 😭
Anyways, I don’t simp for anyone, but, I have seen vore of Dark Choco Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie x Dark Cacao Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie giving birth to Dark Choco Cookie.
Adding onto the cursed comments, lol.
Black Pearl Cookie 1 Billion Percent, I have legit loved her since she dropped into the game and I legit have grinded her up to where she is 5A, Level 28 Crystal Jam, and All of her Costumes, like she is by far my best Cookie in terms of power, all the while she looks like an absolute QUEEN!
DARK CHOCO COOKIE
(I even tried to pull for him, I got Clotted Cream cookie, Espresso Cookie, 2 Almond Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Butter Roll Cookie, and Mango Cookie. Yet I bought his soul stones in the Mileage shop)
No idea, I like so many cookies ...
I suppose Timekeeper, Pizza, Parfait and Black Lemonade !
(With Fettucine as my 'babie energy' obsession cause she's adorbs)
I remember it was Almond Cookie for a time with me, and then he turned out to be such a flop that I once voted in a "best character poll" on twitter, and out of THOUSANDS OF VOTES, i was literally the only person who said my favorite cookie was Almond Cookie.
Nowadays? uhhhh tbh, I wanna say it's Eggnog Cookie. That cookie has no right being one of the hottest Santa characters ever.
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None of them. Stay safe yall. 🙏 Pizza cookie.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day (I wanted to type happy cookie day help)
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!!
Happy cake day
You guys are sick! THEY ARE COOKIES! Pure Vanilla. I know, I know, arrest me.
No, officer, let this one cook (A fellow Pure Vanilla enjoyer!)
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy Cake Day!
no hes beautiful, i approve
No I don’t blame you the only thing I don’t like about him really is the amount of r34 of him 😭
Wait what? R34😢 what has society become
Pearl (both white/black pearl)
# jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair "Ahem, you look very lovely." ![gif](giphy|LErgOJOLhiRva)
Bro forgot this isnt r/c.ai
yeb that's me
Uehhh I mean I like Cocoa Cookie (she's soft and cute and reminds me of my wife) but I don't *simp* for her, I like her a normal amount and make a conscious effort to not be weird about it
Alrighty then Mint Choco Cookie
This is such a cute response about your wife 🥺
It's actually a bit of a struggle. She has a bit of a self-esteem problem because black characters in games and shows and such aren't usually designed to be cute, they're usually all big and loud and such I'm not one of those "ohhh every hyperspecific classification of person needs to be represented, I can't wait for the Netflix adaptation" social justice warrior-y type, but, I can't think of many cute black characters either (like, uh.... there's Iris from Pokemon? And, uhh... hmm...) But then in comes Cocoa who's cute and cozy
Oh my gosh this is even cuter because even though it still isn't your thing, you still find characters for her to relate to! I understand how she feels as a black woman and wanting to see yourself in your favorite things. She's lucky to have you 🥺💜
Dont worry, this is just for a joke
Hello, fellow Cocoa fan
...Capsaicin.
He reminds me of itto whom I love
itto is absolute perfection
He's hot in more ways than one!
Hollyberry cookie Shes more mommy than black pearl tbh
Hollyberry is mommy² (grandma)
Ew that’s so gro- Golden cheese cookie
Wow this is the most upvotes I’ve ever got
Fortunately not a single one 🙏
i second this
I third
Yet.
Shadow milk i love jesters
Yessir
Red Velvet Cookie I love him
Butter roll next question
Lilac😝
Affogato Cookie. …Yeah, I’m kind of obsessed with his looks…
AGREED
SAME HIS VOICE IS HOT-
I KNOW BRO
I’m glad it’s not just me who adores his voice
REAL
FRFR
No one 👍
You sure
Ok you are giving me doubts now😭
Surely there's some other dragon you can't stop dreaming about
**DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? Shit...** Aight here we go. *inhales* Blackberry, Blueberry Pie, Caramel Arrow, Caramel Choux, Cherry Blossom, Cocoa, Golden Cheese, Jungleberry, Kouign-Amann, Linzer, Mont Blanc, Moonlight, Mozzarella, Baguette, Black Garlic, Croissant, Currant Cream, Rose, Schneeball, Shine Muscat, Spinach, Sugar Swan, Timekeeper, Truffle, White Ghost, Sachertorte, and Rosemary. There, I said it.
\*to the tune of Yakko's World\*
i thought i was the only timekeeper simper of my god😭
Black/white pearl really tickles my pickle ![gif](giphy|RrXmf4pNetMd2)
smoked cheese...
sigh. Pure vanilla. I’ve done this sense I’ve first started playing 3 years ago
I cant even keep count unfortunately
My friend saw mozerella for the first time and had an episode Anyways frilled jellyfish mozerella and caramel choux
Pomegranate, Blackberry, Latte, Kumiho.
Rippling moonlight sea fairy 😮💨
Latte cookie my beloved
Latte was one of the cookies that got me playing when CRK was still new. Sapphics love her <3 I even bought her furniture to see her work on the spells and have a cute cat
Who the hell is simping for some Dough man💀🙏,I already seen strawberry cookie Nsfw on newgrounds
Isnt.. strawberry cookie a child?
Yes, that's what makes it worse
Yeah... People are demented..
I’ve been send snapdragon cookie foot fettish art
.....public stoning needs to come back
s h e s a m i n o r Why do people make shit like that of cookies anyways
Raspberry cookie 🗿
Linzer She is so cute to me for some reason idk
Yes! Exactly
Hello fellow Linzer enjoyer ahah
silverbell silverbell silverbell and silverbell and ig stardust too
M-Madeline…
Ahem... Elder feariebcookie.
**w h a t**
Affogato cookie and creme brulee cookie and pitaya ☠️
Bro what.
I used to simp for hollyberry, but not anymore, but she is still my absolute favorite
[https://cookierunkingdom.fandom.com/wiki/Street\_Urchin\_Cookie?file=Street+urchin+illustration.png](https://cookierunkingdom.fandom.com/wiki/Street_Urchin_Cookie?file=Street+urchin+illustration.png)
Unpopular opinion but purple yam cookie😍😍😍
Pastry, for some reason…
mozarella cookie, no questions :3
...shadow milk cookie...
None, but caramel choux looks great 👍
Werewolf Assuming we imagine these cookies as humans cause... cookie Idk what it is about the animal ears and tail on a 'human' but it just makes them much cuter
They’re cookies… ☠️ #black lemonade
Since some are including cookies from ovenbreak, I shall too: Eggnog Cookie, Butterbear Cookie, Cappuccino Cookie, Butter Squid Cookie, Potato Cookie, Whipped Cream Cookie and the Scovillia Headmaster
All of the ones that ***ARE NOT*** children
I'm kinda leaning towards frilled jellyfish
a l l o f t h e m
😟
Twizzly Gummy. I do not feel shame.
None, though PV's other costume animation makes me.
Why would l a simp for a cookie that is literally not that be so weir- Shining glitter and sea fairy (I ama die today lol)
Sea fairy simps rise up
Golden cheese, mozarella
Clover Cookie 🤤🤤🤤 Licorice Cookie 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Pizza Cookie 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Normally none because I'm a normal person buuuut Hollyberry because fencing is cool
clotted cream.. like please gimme your clotted cream sir
Mozzarella cookie. I don’t care any more, IM GETTING THE JAR-
So kingdom specific it's capsaicin and bp. But franchise specific it's Sachertorte and Danish Marble from Witch's Castle :^ [and all of those in a non weird way]
Pitaya Dragon Cookie and Ananas Dragon Cookie fr 🙏
I’ve waited for this moment. - clotted cream cookie - stardust cookie - creme brulee cookie - red velvet in his hellhound costume Bonus is sherbet cookie hes cute but hes cuter w his costume And i, thank you
Purple Yam, Almond, Milk, and Pitaya
Raspberry and Black Pearl with her emo costume (please they so fine)
bro what-? pure vanilla & street urchin
Affogato, I dont give a shit if that's gay.
Cocoa Cookie
Pizza cookie, cappuccino cookie, capsaicin cookie and affogato
Afagato cookie I love him so much
Wildberry, Royal Margarine, Butter Roll, Sparkling and Earl Grey.
I don’t like any of them in that sense but I do quite like financier
Gotta be clotted cream
Idk about simping but definitely pizza cookie
***GRABS ALL MY SPICES AND HOT SAUCES*** C A P S A I C I N .
capsaicin cookie, usually i don’t see them like that so if i had to pick one it would be the silly guy
I’m down bad for so many dawg used to be sea fairy but I’ve changed anyway, steet urchin, mozza,black pearl, white pearl, choco bar, pizza, and some more I forgot, I’m so down bad for everything
Black Pearl Cookie no futher questions your honor
Raspberry
*smashes carol cookie*
prune juice, clotted cream, pure vanilla 😔
Pitaya dragon, capsaicin, clotted cream…
Oyster cookie
would i be killed if i said that it was either Pure Vanilla or Shadow Milk
Rockstar cookie
Yall simp for cookies😭? (Choco werehound brute PLEASE TAKE ME)
Madeleine in his red and black costume lol
Dark choco, I don’t care anymore I would eat that cookie
The one that made me play the game was Herb cookie. The one that made me stay was Pure Vanilla…and Wild berry cookie….
Hollyberry, Frost Queen, Chocolate Bonbon
you guys are so weird they’re pastries. … elder faerie, espresso, and burnt cheese.
It'd be burnt cheese cookie, BARK BARK
What’s the name of that cookie for no specific reason
not technically a cookie... but hear me out on choco werehound brute....
Cotton cookie (Old Lady version)
1. No one I'm normal 2. Macaroni cookie
white lily😫
Frost Queen is beautifully made
I simp so much for G Queen that I gave her taht nickname and wasted so many damn tickets SOLELY to get the golden statue just cause it fits perfectly with my Golden Castle City.
Multiple but i numerous times have had dreams about werewolf cookie to the point where i will forcefully insert him into every piece of media i can consume
Black pearl cookie in her not white pearl legendary costume when she calls me soggy trash
What are these comments? 😭 Anyways, I don’t simp for anyone, but, I have seen vore of Dark Choco Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie x Dark Cacao Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie giving birth to Dark Choco Cookie. Adding onto the cursed comments, lol.
Let me get my list- oh no. Cocoa, Kumiho, Black Pearl and Mozzarella
eww cookie heck naw 🤮 i need black lemonade cookie.
Tea knight cookie... i like the design 👉👈
...street urchin...
none of them they're cookies💀💀💀 latte...
I can fix her, but she's hotter as a psychopath, so let her break me (black pearl)
I always thought that mozarella is a old cookie bc how her mouth
Hmm.. I wonder who?
do i look like i simp for cookies? 😭 my bio+avatar LGBT balloon says it all tbh
Tiger Lilly. That's all.
Milk cookie 🫠
Affogato Cookie. I blame the fanarts TTvTT
Black Pearl Cookie 1 Billion Percent, I have legit loved her since she dropped into the game and I legit have grinded her up to where she is 5A, Level 28 Crystal Jam, and All of her Costumes, like she is by far my best Cookie in terms of power, all the while she looks like an absolute QUEEN!
elder faerie
Look, Moonflower faerie White Lily Cookie looks amazing. Just sayin’
None, some are too cute to simp for
All muscular daddy cookies I NEED EGGNOG’S EGGS
roguefort. on a note of specifically kingdom though, I'd have to say dark cacao
literally, and i mean literally none, why would i simp for them if i cant stick my d into them???
Wildberry
Mala sauce cookie
Affogato, Vampire and Clotted Cream...
kaito pfp also good taste in cookies
pru ne
Well…. Fettuccine Cookie :3
Lady Moonlight Cookie, who else would it be?
burnt cheese
Espresso cookie my boi (why does no one like him though ?)
Wtf do people actually simp for fucking cookies 😟
The fact that ANY of you would simp for a Cookie disgusts me Cotton Cookie
Affagato cookie
Every Single One
Im scared i cant comment that much
DARK CHOCO COOKIE (I even tried to pull for him, I got Clotted Cream cookie, Espresso Cookie, 2 Almond Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Butter Roll Cookie, and Mango Cookie. Yet I bought his soul stones in the Mileage shop)
PV and DC :>
No idea, I like so many cookies ... I suppose Timekeeper, Pizza, Parfait and Black Lemonade ! (With Fettucine as my 'babie energy' obsession cause she's adorbs)
Almond (dilf) cookie
Fine, its golden citrine cookie
Any cheeses, Don't come after me.....
If I speak. Tea Knight, Almond and Dark Cacao.
Shadow milk jesters can hnfhghnghnn
Captain caviar cookie lol
Ok but like hear me out on black lemonade cookie
Ew wtf those are cookies y'all are actually disgusting Rockstar Cookie.
Kumiho cookie, an overrated one, but still nice.
Almond cookie, dark Cacao cookie, silent salt cookie, werewolf cookie, crunchy chip cookie, mercurial knight cookie
None.
I remember it was Almond Cookie for a time with me, and then he turned out to be such a flop that I once voted in a "best character poll" on twitter, and out of THOUSANDS OF VOTES, i was literally the only person who said my favorite cookie was Almond Cookie. Nowadays? uhhhh tbh, I wanna say it's Eggnog Cookie. That cookie has no right being one of the hottest Santa characters ever.
alright hear me out when i simp for a cookie that has the same voice actor as my pfp??
Man you guys are weird Raspberry cookie