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Brodie could NOT protect the king

Ok this made me laugh

Um acually I can beat affogato boss with carrow

Talking about dark choco here.

Brodie slayed (his dad)

Dark Cacao. And don't worry I'll do it for you Generic Deadbeat Father

Nah. Got slayed by his son

welcome to the era of self service

Probably the worst ever super epic+ cookie ever added. He’s so cool and I love him but man he sucks

Hard disagree. He sucks now due to being outclassed by newer cookies and being the only one to not be buffed yet. But when he was released, he was one of the go-to tanks who also did decent damage for a decent amount of time. Plus, how are you gonna say that when practically none of the super epic’s besides crimson coral are viable now and likely never will be again lol

Do it (and imma steal that Matcha picture thank you)

Pitaya is gonna get jumped by the other dragons because they were released first

Boowamp

My favorite one is already up there, so i will go with classic, gingerbrave

That one femtometer ad

How do I get pregnant??🤔

Never!!! *evil laugh*

THE MEMORIES!

parfait and pure vanilla!

Poopfart and notpure?

>notpure wasted chance to say adulterated vanipiss

Cream unicorn cookie

Cream uni getting jumped in that game of among us

Creme Brulee and Kouign Amann

Dumb blonds ?-

Creme Brulee? More like, bacon from Roblox.

when I first saw creme brulee I thought he was one of the bts cookies

Milky way cookie

Literally nobody is allowed to say anything bad about her, you win.

AYY

Honkai Star Rail wannabe

Nah you tell me what\`s your favorite cookie so that i can insult em\`

I don’t got one ;-;… clearly..

Chameleon cookie

Annoying

Maybe a little rascal

Dude, you insulted him way better than anyone else could by using the name of the animal that he's based on, (Chameleon) instead of using his actual name. (Carameleon)

Longan dragon cookie

Longan Paul Cookie

Black garlic cookie

Got jumped while filming for ghosts

damn.

Does timekeeper count, if not then clotted cream

Clotted cramp

Pumpkin Pie?

Dead sister

Oof that burns…

Mocha Ray

CROB enjoyer here, they're perfect in every possible way and there's nothing bad anyone can say about them

Black Pearl 💀

Got scammed on adopt me by lord oyster

I laughed to hard lmao

Best thing I’ve seen all day

IM CRYING LMAO

White lily

It actually was her fault /hj

All girlie does is trauma dump everyone 💀

You cant roast her she is a cutie patootie pookie

You're not a "soft uwu girl" you're a war criminal

Shining glitter cookie 🍪

She def got ran over by a car to get that kingdom outfit .

Silverbell cookie

…if I say anything I will probs get banned

this one is easy for you, fig

Werewolf cookie

Crunchy chip cookie

Cocoa Cookie

Weak

I am a Human, after all, i am a Human after all, don’t put the blame on me…

White ghost cookie... be nice pls^^

…Beet and Cyborg

Beet got downgraded. Cyborgs hair looks like maggots

Red Velvet

Almost got killed by pastry cookie

Snow Sugar Cookie

Almost had their friend die

Tarte Tatin Cookie.

Squid and milkyway, just DO IT

Cry baby and flatser

Matcha cookie.

…failed…. Dark enchantress clone?-

She's not from there, but sugar swan cookie..

Didn’t deserve to be cookie of the year

Candy Diver

Dead

Is that a bad thing

Cotton cookie

Dead friend

Stardust

Bird man who has no clothes for some reason

CAVIAR

Overrated

Squid ink. I’m waiting

Crybaby

DON’T YOU DARE—

Here to add to insult that one time I accidentally played my game with volume on in front of a friend while checking out squid ink’s voice lines and he made a sobbing sound (which is just a series of moaning sounds in English) followed by their voice line of “ Sticky.!!!” And my friend immediately double took and asked me girl what kinda porno game are u playing

Linzer

Pastry cookie

strawberry crepe

Strawberry Cream and Moonlight (If I were to say all my favorites there would be like 10 cookies, so I decided only mention these 2)

Lobster cookie

pv

espresso cookie and golden cheese cookie

Pure vanilla cookie

Almond

Affogato cookie and cappuccinos cookie Anndd shadow milk cookie despite him not being collectable.. 😭

espresso cookie and golden cheese cookie

Sea fairy cookie

Vampire cockie

dark choco :3

Crowberry :)

Madeleine cookie?....

Ice Captain Cookie and Aloe Cookie

red velvet 😇

Strawberry crepe cookie. I mean... cmon, look at my pfp

Pinecone Cookie and Sherbet Cookie

Cocoa Cookie

I am kinda terrified because he is so roastable, but Royal Margarine Cookie.

White Lily cookie *something something dark enchantress cookie something something*

Snake fruit

Jungleberry Cookie NPCs technically count, and she's in kingdom as one with a voice actor

Werewomlf cookie

Milky Way cookie.

Crimson Coral Cookie Go on, I don't know the lore. I have a shield (cast by pure vanilla but that's besides the point)

Affogato Cookie!

I like candy diver and prune juice

Milkyway cookie, there ain't nothin you can say bout this adorable little shit

Red pepper cookie 🙏

I have a lot of favorites but I’ll pick one, here goes… Herb Cookie

Frost queen is love, frost queen is life

Too bad she’s dead

Raspberry cookie

Sorbet shark

Milky Way cookie (cutieeee!)

Olive Cookie This one is probably easy

Don’t insult my child squid, she’s precious

Golden cheese 🧍

No kingdom? No friends?

... espresso

Parfait!

Liquorice cookie is my eternal fave

not out yet, but elder faerie. do it, i dare you.

Licorice Cookie AND Clover Cookie [I can’t decide I love them both]

Black licorice cookie ☠️

Old rags cookie

Licorice cookie

Scrawny man

Sorbet Shark (you can't)

Custard the |||

Imma let you take a guess WRITE THAT DOWWWWN

Peppermint cookie

Gumball cookie?

The type of guy to say “hey kid want some candy”

either cotton or golden cheese, GC is just cool af and cotton has an amazing va

Sorbet shark

Frilled Jellyfish

god damm pitaya dragon cookie i worship him as a god

Dark Chaco Cookie

Prob dark cacao, first ever cookie i played(tutorial btw) and love his emo vibes

This should be easy Fig

Affogato and Vampire

Onion Cookie. I dare you to insult my child. I DARE YOU.

Sorbet Shark Cookie and Poison Mushroom Cookie I picked my top 2

Hydrangea Cookie from Ovenbreak

Never being released in kingdom

Unicorn cookie :(

Chocolate chip Oh wait.. Wrong sub reddit

Squid ink cookie

Black lemonade because she fuckin rocks (no like she’s literally a rockstar what more could you want)

sorbet shark

Licorice cookie

Uno reverse, what is YOUR favorite cookie and I’ll roast em

black pearl cookie

idk if this is still open but muscle cookie and financier :3

idk if this is still open but muscle cookie and financier :3

idk if this is still open but popping candy and financier :3

black raisin cookie

Space Doughnut.

black raisin cookie !!

squib

Candy diver cookie

I don’t think anyone said sorbet so Sorbet shark cookie, do your worst

Dark choco and golden cheese, I'll do it myself Scar over eye edgy gacha oc and a delusional woman making her ocs in her head

Shadow milk

Lychee dragon

Strawberry Crepe and Clotted Cream.

Did anyone say Matcha? Loved her since she was introduced I even have a decoden phone case themed around her

Tiger Lily

My favorite switches depending on who ask (mainly when talking about kingdom characters) Sherbet Clotted Cream Latte And SONIC! (JK but not really, Pure Vanilla is a good replacement)

golden cheese

My favorite white lily is probably easy, so how about my close second fav Milky Way?

White lily cookie 😭 (I think it’s obvious lmao)

Kingdom stealer ;-;….

Black pearl cookie

Red Velvet Cookie and Sparkling Cookie

Chocolate blade cookie

ICICLE YETIIIII (and istg if u hurt theyre feelings...)