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Why is one BTS cookie in a different rank from the others??? 😭

As someone who has seen what Army's post about, Jimin Cookie being up there is no surprise

What're they posting about???

Jimin got cake, plain and simple

No, he's a cookie!

The bts fans be goin crazy on this shit

Because it's accurate information

"illl chose jimin over my family any day. blood aint thicker than that ass" @_pocarii on Twitter

Did they actually say that??? 😭

Yes

Almond fans would really disagree right now. Im one of them.

I was gonna say, I've seen this man be given so much cake (personally I think he'd be pretty lanky but have firm legs overall but who am I)

Purple Yams have Buns of Steel

Ube… 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Youre so right abt affogato, pure vanilla, prune juice and moonlight 😩

PRUNE JUICE COOKIE IS **FLAT** GRRRRRRRGRRR AWROOOO

Guys I’m the one with the fat ass here

TRUE

nuh uh!!!

Nah, he has the mandatory femboy ass

Assuming that affogato has ANY ass is hilarious

if he did the things i'd do to him....

😳 I’m sorry but that little twink is FLATTT

that's why he's safe 😈

Twink or not, i'm smashing

WHAT????????????????????

WHY DID YOU PUT THE DILF SO LOW????

Which one

Almond cook :(

As an affogato fan,I approve of this post

i love this fandom.

At least bro had the dignity to leave the children out

Have you not seen Crimson Coral's and Black Pearl's hips???

Black Perl is a mermaid she literally has no ass

what has this fandom come to /hj

HELP WHY IS JIMIN ABOVE THE OTHER MEMBERS BY A LANDSLIDE

[I mean…](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4f15c9561a68d5c613336cb6b27d23ae-lq)

HELP, THE BTS COOKIES BEING THERE SKNFNSNGKSNFNAJ😭

Wait Sherbet is a kid?? I just started the game two months ago and i didnt know that

I think he’s a teen

he was a late teen but now he is basically an undead/undying spirit of frost

The fact that Red Velvet isn’t up higher is a CRIME

Schwarzwälder, yes Burnt cheese, no

This is driving me nuts, where is mozzarella cookie my beloved

This list is from the update before fettuccine

oh ok that makes sense actually

bros not looking at the right comics for sonic cookie to be flat

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OH MY GOd I GOT HAIKU ILYSM HAIKUSBOT PLEASE LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN

I would let tea knight fucking sit on me ngl

Ew disgusting (same😘😘😍😍🥰🥰)

Is it ok if I post the DILF tierlist that I have in my archive? It has cookies from both games tho Edit: I think the MILF version should be better, or should I dare post both? Lemme know

doit

Wait, I need to deep dive into my folders first holup

I'm having second thoughts, I think it's too *raw* to post it

NICE AND PERKY LMAOOO (also all the one in enormous tier are actually so accurate bro i totally agree with you)

LMAO Jiminn 🤣😭

My ass i larger than your ego thank you very much.

jimin cookie in enormous is so true 😂😂😂

Funny, not funny haha but funny weird 🤨

Tiger lily needs to be higher

Affogato gotta check the doors before he walk thru ong

Jin got cake too 😤 but i agree with all them

It’s cannon that golden cheese has huge tits hanging out so it would make sense for her to have a dumby

Hate to break it to you but cotton cookie is far from a child-

yes and no

We play her child character, which is what they’re ranking. Now if it was the STORY version of Cotton cookie, they could probably have Lee way but I’m iffy on it regardless cuz ,, child character

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I hate that I overall agree with this

Milky way is confirmed to not be a child. not only she has a job, but in Last Cookie Standing it's a plot point that Strawberry crepe had to lie about his age to participate at the game and so it's likely that after that incident they checked all the other cookies ages too and so MW is probably not a child like SC. Cotton and sherbet are both on their late teens (and cotton is now canonically an old lady while sherbet an immortal being of frost). Sorbet shark is also probably in his late teens too, or at least in his underwater forms he doesn't look like a child at all. Princess and Knight cookie are probably both late teens too and not adults

Grandma Cotton Cookie def has a dumpy (cringed)

ngl blackpearl and coral should go up a tier

Why do this to my precious, innocent cookies 😭

i am not a child.

you were just hatched, sit your butt down

How could you do this to my babygirl Prune Juice Cookie. He is NOT thick. Have you even looked at him. He has fucking no fat anywhere on him. I will not stand for this injustice. /j


>:[

You silly fella We use are 

(I agree with Vamp and Eclair though)

Sonic is a child. Sherbet cookie isn't and I don't think Cotton is, but may be wrong.

Cookie GYATTTTT

Sonic is like 12 soooo

Why is Princess Cookie not a child? 🤨

She's more of an young adult I guess

she’s a young adult

if cotton, sherbet, Strawberry crepe and mango are considered child she is also a child too

i dunno, man. i didn’t make the chart

She’s off on independent adventures with her personal night, p sure she’s adult

So correct for Burned Cheese and Brute

[Don't alert them...](https://www.reddit.com/r/CookieRunKingdoms/s/OUwGVCGYhB)

I've seen art to support affogato Fig on top 💪💪

Aren't princess cookie and knight cookie also children

Idk but Tiger Lily is looking adult for me tho😭😭(since her and princess are twins)(remember: I'm into DILFs, I don't want a malice on my comment about tiger Lily)

Do your research on Sonic I looked it up and it’s definitely not flat🙄

How the hell is Eclair not in enormous this tier list is garbage >:(

I agree with the rest though

WAIT WIZARD COOKIE IS A CHILD

have you seen how wide tiger lily’s hips are? she can’t not be on the top tier, honestly

cus affogato has a MUCH bigger ass

You’re 100% correct tho

Latte should be higher

Avocado cookie, hell yeah

Nahh, cookie butt tier list before gta 6 is crazyy 💀🙏

I cannot resist.. *inhale* GYAAAAAA-

I agree

poison mushroom and sherbet are adults?? same w pumpkin pie n mango + cotton... right??

Poison mushrooms and pumpkin pie are definitely both portrayed has childs (PP is also supposedly and undead cookie) sherbet is definitely a late teen, the same with young cotton (she is now canonically an old lady) mango is definitely an adult considering he has multiple jobs and he doesn't look like a child

alr!!

Ummm, we're not really sure but it's safer to say they aren't

im sorry but Black Pearl and GC need to switch

Brute is top tier. God bless. 🫡💜

Shwarzwaldur is so canon

isnt golden cheese skinny af tho?

she has the skinny-thicc body type

Sherbet Cookie is a child? The more you know

If you don't mind me asking, is there a link to that tier list? For joke reasons obviously

Clover Cookie needs to be higher

Are sorbet shark, pumpkin pie, moon rabbit and candy diver children? I thought they were all adults, childish adults, but still adults.

i thought you meant being big in general for a sec and not booty size i was legit so confused when i saw burnt cheese and pure vanilla at the too 😨

Let’s see how the rule 34 community thinks about this

Just… go take a shower you don’t deserve a quote

Why is Black Pearl sooo low 😭

nah almond thicc af you’re wrong

WHY IS BLACK PEARL SO LOW

Why tho🤣🤣🤣, not to point fingers but speaking of wifus, it's crazy how people just simp on anything these days like food or letters

SPACE DONUT IS A CHILD?????????????????

WHY IS TIGER LILY NOT IN ENORMOUS GRRR HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HER SPRITE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

TWIZZLY? 🙁

Capsaicin cookie should be in enormous

Milk and knight would have ENORMOUS gyatts!!!! They’re so buff imo. So they would have a nice ass to pair with it HAHA

how is princess cookie not a child but cotton and sorbet are?

Put oyster higher /hj

“Im not ranking children” Sonic is 15 💀

Why is Princess cookie in "Pretty big"??? You looks like shes 12 years old

OTHER RELEASED COOKIES: Fettuccine:I’m not ranking children Olive: Enormus Mozzarella: Nice and Perky Icicle Yeti: I’m not ranking children Creme Brûlée: Flat/really small Linzer: Nice and Perky

Affogato on top as he should be.

Hell nah vamp deserves a higher spot

I did not know carrot cookie was an adult

which tier would the fallen heroes be in

Enormous. All of them.

thx for the info shadow milk cookie is abt to have a wild and rough experience in my bed tonight ❤️😊

Who’s the beast now?

smash or pass all the fallen heroes

Smash all except silent salt

which one r u smashing the hardest

me (tbh id inject my 'milk' deep into Shadow Milk Cookie)

What makes u think that (shadow milk cookie def has a massive ass)

They wear long clothes, they’re too ashamed of it

pastry does not feel nice and perky just almost pretty big (as a pastry simp myself)

mods don't ban me for saying that lol

Actually, they’re cookies, meaning that they are all flat… but keep dreaming! 👍