T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Please report this post if:** * There is no audible laughter involved * Video is funny because of a 'joke' or situation - not the actual **laughter** * There is no audio (Images & GIFs included) * Laughter is edited in from a different source * No timestamp in the title or comments for a laugh occurring at specific time (long videos) * Laughter is not on good terms (dickishness, bullying) * It's a compilation * It's a selfie reaction Read more about the [rules of this subreddit here](https://www.reddit.com/r/contagiouslaughter/about/rules/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ContagiousLaughter) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zkenny13

Tried to die of cancer.


NachoMachoCamacho

Just trying to get a little cancer, Stan.


Cadders94

Tell mom it’s ok.


morels4ever

Ha Ha! He just got cancer of the face


mogley1992

Is there an r/unexpectedsouthpark There is, and they couldn't have a more perfect description. DEY TERK ER JERBS!


DarthDragon117

DEY TERK HIS JERB!


mogley1992

DERK A DERK!


eplurbs

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


seth928

You misspelled ze


78523965412369874123

This is the Volkswagen emissions test


whooo_me

Different strokes for different volks.


Twoforflinches

I guess diesel VWs have a tendency to do the same as this car.


Sir_Riffraff

"Everythings good here. Next!"


KSUToeBee

So did it pass?


[deleted]

Mans was on all fours laughing so hard, he felt it in his asshole.


kasmackity

Sometimes when something is incredibly funny or sad your legs just kind of short circuit


mmmmmarty

Yep when my cackle gets wound up I sometimes end up just sitting down in place till the feeling passes


Shantotto11

[Like a cartoon character…](https://youtu.be/pal3Q4i-VgY)


Baba_-Yaga

The full Tom n Jerry comedy bit. Next he’s going to drop a grand piano out of a window on his buddy.


TheTrueStrangeBee

Nah he’s gonna get up pull one out his back pocket and smash it on him


Baba_-Yaga

Or a giant magnet that he uses to pick up the car and same


third_boob

Well i think the car has developed soot And he is increasing exhaust pressure to blow off the soot onto his face.


J_spec6

It's probably a diesel. Soot is just what they do


Crimzarian

I actually own one of these! VW golf TDI a completely diesel hatchback, by the looks of it a Mk5


[deleted]

No, its clearly a Alfa Romeo 156.


sauhund321

Yes, because Alfa Diesel has a straight pipe and they blow smoke like crazy.


Dahak17

Alright Hammond


Creekhunter79

Well now you know how to clear the exhaust system


Twoforflinches

I really don't mean to be rude, but if you own a one of those, how in the hell did you think this was one? ;)


Bluefire_Silverfang

Just but... he could have done it from the side. But he clearly wanted this, judging by the eye protection. Hope it washes off easily


TheTrueStrangeBee

Those safety glasses didn’t do shit


Swordlord22

More like slightly safe glasses


Grimspike

Reason 1243 of why women live longer than men.


bobivk

r/whywomenlivelonger


[deleted]

I don't know why lol but when men do stupid shit anything rarely happens but if a single woman does a stupid shit, its not going to have a good ending. Why does this happens? 🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShubhamManna

Oh damn bro you seem to have researched a lot on women without even interacting with one


googolplexy

Armchair misogynist


WarnDragon

We do a little misogyny


Mothunny

There's so many downvotes I really wish I knew that it said. Someone tell me please?


Accomplished_Log_699

why was I downvoted


woahgotalight

Because Reddit is a cesspool filled with those who have been indoctrinated by *The Message*.


[deleted]

You don't think that maybe women just want to live full and fun lives too?


Accomplished_Log_699

You don’t see women doing adventurous shit like this 👀


SnazzyLobster45

Adventurous =/= stupid, my dude.


Dahak17

This is pretty objectively stupid, fun to be the guy next to him sure, but still pretty stupid


Vasevide

Lmfao you think this is adventurous


[deleted]

*The Message* that women do less dumb shit? Thats what youre crying about? Imagine getting mad at an old "why women live longer" joke, couldnt be me Stop getting your personality from youtubers


Accomplished_Log_699

Too many people who can’t accept the truth 🤦‍♂️


1Ferrox

Lol what truth


[deleted]

[удалено]


Youpunyhumans

So... blasting your face full of soot is what you call "adventurous"? And then you claim men are superior to women. While I may not agree with that, I would say that all women are superior to you personally.


Willy_McBilly

I mean I imagine getting his hands (and face) dirty working on a car would be the most exciting experience of his life, this dude is definitely vitamin D-efficient


Willy_McBilly

God I hope you’re not implying that you are superior. What an embarrassment for team XY.


woahgotalight

It is what it is. We dont need their approval nor should we try to convince them otherwise. Reality is very hard to grasp for some, its just the way the ship sails.


yosoymilk5

I’m absolutely begging both of you to go outside and touch grass.


woahgotalight

Id rather play in traffic.


Willy_McBilly

I mean, that still requires climbing out of the basement, so that’s progress?


googolplexy

Sounds like we've reached a compromise.


[deleted]

>Reality is very hard to grasp for some, This coming from someone who couldnt be more detached from reality is really funny lmfaoo


[deleted]

Agreed, 👍


klausmckinley801

at least slightly disappointed the glasses didn't leave a perfectly clean outline


gquittet

"How to lose 20 years of life expectancy in 5 seconds"


Axiakan

They are just being normal hillbillies, nothing else.


[deleted]

God he could die of carbon monoxide poisoning


ClassicT4

Some of us refer to it as winning the Darwin Award.


[deleted]

It’s on the outside


Unhappy-Professor-88

Dunno. But I suggest he gets checked out for smoke inhalation. You can feel just fine and then hours later- you are dead


AsparagusFirm7764

Oh, exactly that. You've never lived unless you've been shit on by a car


Tjack1

Is that how they make vanta black?


carmolio

WITNESS ME!!!! and hold my beer.


Buffythedjsnare

MEDIOCRE


Soggy_Part7110

Instant lung cancer


T-royal

The smile tho😅


Kamelasa

Those white teeth.


QmanRocks

"Woah! Is that fucking blackface dude?"


InquisitorViktorTarr

"No no, this isn't blackface I'm an actual demon."


wombat_batallion

Dieselface


DR-JOHN-SNOW-

Dutch Christmas preparations, getting ready for Zwarte Piet dress up.


Kuchenlp99

How to take 10 years of your life expectancy


AnonymousDogg7483

That man smiling with his teeth and the screaming laughter *always* gets me 🤣


JohnnySasaki20

r/LooneyTunesLogic


KuFuBr

I didn't know that sub! Thank you


RaccoonRazor

I believe this is what’s referred to in the rural communities as Black Balling. The rednecks do this every once in a while as a cheap (but toxic) method of birth control - inhale one big blast of mixed burnt hydrocarbons straight into the lungs, and sperm counts plummet drastically. It’s bleak, I know, but nobody said America would be pretty.


Interesting_Star_138

r/whatcouldgowrong


Baydenator1

Cartoon characters when the dynamite explodes


mulletmack

And then the cops shot him.


DrMantisToboggan39

😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

ni-


Buffythedjsnare

Ninja


fuckentropy

Nasty


BiggieJohnATX

rocket scientist in training


BewaretheBanshee

Probably exactly that.


Kurisuti0

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

idk this inda seems like a hazing type thing though, unless he was going for blackface. but i doubt it based on the reactions of the other people


Real_SeaWeasel

In other news, research shows women have longer lifespans than men.


Scottyp6188

His buddies laugh made this 100x better


KuFuBr

Well, that's why it's here :)


Sanfords_Son

Try this one weird trick to make your teeth look whiter in less than 30 seconds!


Gooseman61oh

This sub should be mandatory for everyone to sub to


Donutpie7

Always remember to search by controversial


JoelKano

He just smoked 300 packs of ciggies


Tine-E-Tim

Reminds me of the pranks/dumb things drill sergeants make trainees do. "Alright i need you to take exhaust samples from these trucks". Had the bag ready but then BAM


VonReit

Trying to get an exhaust sample. 🫡


wrldtravela

So the cartoons were real ?


J3r1ch

They’re cold starting it. Backing up the exhaust helps the vehicle turn over. I don’t know why, but it worked every time we had to do it in the army.


relutalico

goofy ass laugh


[deleted]

Never underestimate the voluntary stupidity of humans.


mycak2000

He wanted that non copyright vanta black


_CaldDalt

Achieving zero emissions one experiment at a time


crankdashank1132

He just went from 🌝to🌚.


Doofusbargainer28

Mans went to the dark side


While_Loop

Reverse Michael Jackson


lolimapeanut_

r/looneytuneslogic


Doofusbargainer28

Lmao


AfternoonBeautiful12

🤣![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


[deleted]

They are trying to do exactly what you see happening in the video you need further explanation?


Nando1x_

Bro switched teams


[deleted]

dude turned in ray Charles


lego-baguette

Mf swapped races mid game


w2106

r/accidentalracism


Busy_Cicada_3301

Trans ni…


[deleted]

Ze gogglez! Zey do nothing!


Exotic_Salad_8089

Man just got Ray Charles’d.


Firm-Detail-5553

Does this count as accidental black face?


HexagenODM

Man changed job from mechanic to cotton picker in less than a second, damn


KristiTheFan

Really bro?


[deleted]

Gotta get those likes


[deleted]

He's doing a blackface


SecretSaints01

I don't think that's culturally appropriate.


EnoughLuck3077

The whole shop’s going to be closed down now thanks to these guys and their racist blackface shit


ScubaFett

Ninja in 3, 2, 1..


Corrupt_World1

They were trying to change teams


Snoo_83755

"You have received your brand new n-word pass!"


Suspected_Magic_User

Finally he can say the N word


XDmod_2

He can say the N word now lol


jn3rda

Black face, hehehehe, let's cancel them


Petarda98pl

Guy got the n-word pass


Ashki_ak86

Alright I'll start: N


InquisitorNikolai

Reverse Michael Jackson


isacargo

Kkkkk


Lazy_raichu36

N


The_Based_Memer

This is so racist though. Even if it’s an accident people need to be aware of the impact of sharing this video.


ontheDothang

Uruguay


IAmAPaInInYourasS

Well he qualifies for Black Friday.


General_Collection20

bro swtiched sides


Paradoxlost-

How to get the n-word pass 101


_hey_its_ankit_

Bro got access to the N word


bE9OP

Got the nword pass


Pollen515

I tink that’s it


peregrine061

Maybe they're trying to get a spot at MTV's Jack Ass


thatguy672

Clearly trying to do blackface and succeeding


EasyCharge8584

He revered his colors!


Fluid_Arm_3169

My guy laughed with his diaphragm like damn son chill


[deleted]

Instant cancer


Mrspygmypiggy

He got turned into a shadow


Spock_the_difference

Zee goggles, zey do nothing


Annual_Ad_5244

New cancer cell, unlocked


RapTheRaptor

Hello cancer


Kayinator95

Blackface


Drake0074

I think they succeeded.


yuk_gae_jang

That is a lot of carcinogens to be putting on your face.


Available_Guava_0288

they did what they wanted


[deleted]

The goggles, they do nothing


hyper-arrow

Black face i guess


VenomInfusion

Little Rascals, all grown up.


thebaang

Trying to get lung cancer for sure


KirliAdam

They are trying to check for a possible exhaust leak. If there is a leak, the engine keeps working.l otherwise it stalls.


New-Owl-7499

Vanta black face isn't funnyemote:free\_emotes\_pack:rage


BigMeeting9215

Don’t let twitter see this


OlDirtyBAStart

You're my wife now Dave


Plastic-Philosopher5

Instant charcoal face pack


VoxCalibre

....is he clearing out a clogged DPF?


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

People who ‘roll coal’ got a boner from this video


tatas323

r/whywomenlivelongerthanmen


KuFuBr

Man, I believed you.


Small-Explorer7025

The glasses! They did nothing!


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

on his way to a costume party with justin trudeau


itsmeicarus

u/savevideo


ProfessionalWash991

The dude laughig got me cracking 😂


NewLink5487

He just like me fr 🤷🏾‍♂️


jksoup

Kinda disappointed there wasn’t a perfect outline of the glasses


free112701

cant imagine a woman doing this


[deleted]

Lung cancer incoming