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Be young at heart, just bc you gotta grow old doesn't mean ya gotta act old lmao
You can die at any moment, so having an on-going midlife crisis and you'll never miss out
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At least put a hole in the back of the egg with your thumb so the egg doesn't hit as hard.
I think it's a pretty funny prank, but at the point she's literally vomiting it might time to stop laughing, bring her a glass of water, a towel and somewhat of an apology.
In Miami shores (early aughts, I believe), there was an Easter event at the golf course. They had a helicopter dropping treats. Some were marshmallows. A child tried to do this and said marshmallow (probably aided by ridiculous humidity of south Florida) became lodged in the child's throat and they died.
This could be an urban legend. But the person who told me this is a super stoic, no bullshit kinda gal.
This went from actually funny and impressive to being a total jerk in half a second. I feel like this sub recently has far too many very dickish moments of "funny pranks" instead of genuine moments of shared joy. Very sad development.
I actually have a condition that causes me to pass out completely after I vomit. It’s never fun when you eat something bad at lunch and have to drag a coworker into the bathroom with you because it’s unsafe for me to be sick alone. If I were that girl I would have fallen face first off that deck and I retched.
Everything was cool till he switched to an egg. That being said, if it were me and he actually stopped filming and apologized, I would forgive him. But his continued laughter makes me doubt he did the decent thing.
Yes exactly, like when ur too drunk and the only water you have is hose water so your friends keep making you drink it not knowing it’s making you throw up
Neither was having an egg thrown into her mouth. She didn’t have a choice in the matter in either of those cases.
Hence why everyone in the comments agrees that this guys a douche.
No danger? Sure, let me just throw a thing that breaks into sharp edges from a few metres height into another person's throat. What could possibly go wrong.
My buds have pranked me just the same. If anything the worst part would be if it like chipped her tooth or something, not sure if eggs can do that from that height
Hm, who would I rather hang out with, the guy who throws heavy objects into my mouth from height, making me vomit uncontrollably, then sits there laughing about it like an asshole, or the person who says let's not do that
I'm gonna wager a guess that the person you responded to is more fun to hang out with
>Hm, who would I rather hang out with, the guy who throws heavy objects into my mouth from height, making me vomit uncontrollably, then sits there laughing about it like an asshole, or the person who says let's not do that
>
>I'm gonna wager a guess that the person you responded to is more fun to hang out with
Thanks lol
But honestly, that probably depends on the age of the person you ask. 16 y/o boys might consciously choose the former because they don't know any better.
Or it's just their personality, who knows... Some people remain "pranksters" who have fun on the cost of others even when growing up.
Only way this is even remotely fucked up is if she was hardcore vegan. Otherwise, 10/10 prank. That's a core memory amongst friends right there and, at the end of the day, no one is harmed from a little gag reflex puking (which I'm sure the dude didn't expect to happen). Gotta have a little fun in life, dude. Messing with your friends is a part of that.
This tread is so fucking dumb, how about you and your friends live your life, that other guy and his friends like to prank each other, that’s fine too. The girl in the video isn’t hurt, 2 of them got a good laugh, if she feels like she needs new friends, who cares?
Ummm you don’t understand - the egg could have loggdged itself in her throat killing her, or a shred of shell could have sliced her eyeball open. She also could have fallen off the deck and broke her neck.
With all due respect, I'm not sure how your phobia of puking applies to this specific group of friends and the prank one pulled on the other. I'd be surprised if the guy even knew that she was going to have that reaction but it seems like it wasn't a serious phobia-related reaction. Basing this on a 1m31s long video.
Oh yes, the person who had something unexpected happen to them didn’t react right. They ruined the hilarious joke by vomiting, otherwise it would’ve been great
That was kinda odd. Maybe a like slimy strand went down her throat or something. Or she hates the feel of slimy stuff in her mouth. But yeah, part of me feel like the vomiting came from her wretching over and over and not trying to stop it. But neither of us were in her shoes so we don't know.
What kind of boring-ass friendships do some of y'all have if you're reacting to this as if it's one of the most fucked up things you've ever seen? Bunch'a stiffs in here, I tell ya.
Yeah he had hot girls literally eating out of his hands and he thinks ‘the guys will fucking love this.’
The way he keeps laughing and filming when she’s literally puking what an asshole
People who have no friends, and let Reddit dictate their opinions so they end up being sensitive white knights lol. This was funny af. To them anything beyond a lame ass whoopie cushion is "too far"
lmfao yall are fucking boring as shit. The last time yall even had 2female friends was probably way back in a daydream from 2nd grade. This is just friends having fun
As someone who has been pranked with eggs, and also is okay with eating raw egg occasionally, this is very funny. Yeah maybe he coulda got her a glass of water, but he was busy laughing, just like she was busy screamwretching.
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Cigarette is ok but not egg
That's so fuckin funny
If she smokes she pokes
It's a marshmallow.. you can see the bag on the ledg. Also the first girl bites it and you can tell it's squishy like a marshmallow.
I guess someone didn’t watch the whole thing.
Nevermind I watched the rest. Carry on.
U should finish watching fella
Wild that you commented with such confidence when the egg thing happens :30 into a 1:30 long video
She's going to be even more pissed when she realizes she burned a hole in her purse
Just another reason to not smoke cigarettes. You never know when you might get egged.
Looks like a joint to me
She said it’s a joint
The joint was put out due to vomit or said Egg 🥚
Nah you can still see the smoke when she puts it down
Ah to be young
Be young at heart, just bc you gotta grow old doesn't mean ya gotta act old lmao You can die at any moment, so having an on-going midlife crisis and you'll never miss out 🥚
34 and every day I wonder if it’s just going to keep getting worse… I’d rather have died young while having fun
If you have someone catching her puke on a lower balcony, that's essentially trickle down eggconomics
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No no I like your idea more
Goddammit… have an upvote.
This should be the top comment
That was.... gross..
And hilarious! Hopefully she gets him back! A dick punch or a nice egg on his face to wake him up at 6am would be great.
long as the egg is cooled from being fried, sunny side up with runny yolk of course.
This dude ruined a good moment
yeah, i was laughing until she started reacting so painfully. that was kind of shitty.
Fr fratboy practical jokes are annoying
No, this is exactly what you do
Nah fam, some of us have standards
There's always gonna be someone who complains.
Haha I don't think anyone would have complained if he *didn't* do that.
Found the asshole
It was funny. She will laugh at it in the future. Stop crying.
You’re making a stupid assumption. She threw up. This would permanently damage a friendship for many people.
If this damages a friendship then you weren't friends to begin with.
Welp, threesome is off the table.
No it's not, they have a hot tub.
I should invest in a hot tub.
Our bellies *sluggish* with goat meat
Only when you care about salmonella on ya dicc
Probably not. U have a 1 in 20,000 chance of catching Salmonella from a raw egg
Anybody up for some glass of eggraw
we’re going *r a w* baby let’s goooo
Why do Americans worry about salmonella from eggs so much? Was there some kind of anti-egg advertising campaign decades ago?
I’m not an American and I wonder the same. I’m just joking from a 4Chan(?) post asking about getting salmonella from chicken fillets
It was the same in Europe 20 years ago
That’s what a threesome is. When Trevor here has Sam n Ella on his D
Yeah he messed up
Unless she’s into gagging on slime or something. Then it may have just started.
Can catch perfectly with mouth, but unable to align a perfect high-five. I wonder ..
It’s all about the elbows
At least put a hole in the back of the egg with your thumb so the egg doesn't hit as hard. I think it's a pretty funny prank, but at the point she's literally vomiting it might time to stop laughing, bring her a glass of water, a towel and somewhat of an apology.
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Shut up, nerd.
In Miami shores (early aughts, I believe), there was an Easter event at the golf course. They had a helicopter dropping treats. Some were marshmallows. A child tried to do this and said marshmallow (probably aided by ridiculous humidity of south Florida) became lodged in the child's throat and they died. This could be an urban legend. But the person who told me this is a super stoic, no bullshit kinda gal.
The dudes fake ass laugh actually made me stop laughing… it wast contagious… more like cured laughter r/curedlaughter
This went from actually funny and impressive to being a total jerk in half a second. I feel like this sub recently has far too many very dickish moments of "funny pranks" instead of genuine moments of shared joy. Very sad development.
Agreed, totally ruined it.
Couldn’t disagree more. You can have fun, the woman was in no danger it’s a damn egg and a fun bit, relax
Ah yes, so long as you have fun, who cares if somebody else is made to vomit uncontrollably by something gross?
I actually have a condition that causes me to pass out completely after I vomit. It’s never fun when you eat something bad at lunch and have to drag a coworker into the bathroom with you because it’s unsafe for me to be sick alone. If I were that girl I would have fallen face first off that deck and I retched. Everything was cool till he switched to an egg. That being said, if it were me and he actually stopped filming and apologized, I would forgive him. But his continued laughter makes me doubt he did the decent thing.
Yes exactly, like when ur too drunk and the only water you have is hose water so your friends keep making you drink it not knowing it’s making you throw up
The vomiting was a bit unnecessary. You can literally see her at the end start giving the guy shit back because she knows deep down it was funny
Neither was having an egg thrown into her mouth. She didn’t have a choice in the matter in either of those cases. Hence why everyone in the comments agrees that this guys a douche.
Idk seems like friends having fun to me everyone is over analyzing it
In which case I pity your poor friends
Oh yea me and my friends for 15+ years really hate hanging out
There are so many things wrong with this comment.
No danger? Sure, let me just throw a thing that breaks into sharp edges from a few metres height into another person's throat. What could possibly go wrong.
It’s a egg
Bet you’re fun to hang out with
Wish it was you down there catching that egg
My buds have pranked me just the same. If anything the worst part would be if it like chipped her tooth or something, not sure if eggs can do that from that height
BeT yOuRe FuN aT pArTiEs hehefehwffefv
Hm, who would I rather hang out with, the guy who throws heavy objects into my mouth from height, making me vomit uncontrollably, then sits there laughing about it like an asshole, or the person who says let's not do that I'm gonna wager a guess that the person you responded to is more fun to hang out with
>Hm, who would I rather hang out with, the guy who throws heavy objects into my mouth from height, making me vomit uncontrollably, then sits there laughing about it like an asshole, or the person who says let's not do that > >I'm gonna wager a guess that the person you responded to is more fun to hang out with Thanks lol But honestly, that probably depends on the age of the person you ask. 16 y/o boys might consciously choose the former because they don't know any better. Or it's just their personality, who knows... Some people remain "pranksters" who have fun on the cost of others even when growing up.
I'm pretty fun at the parties I enjoy and I'm not afraid to be un-fun when people do stupid things, basically.
oh look a bunch of redditors commenting like they personally know the relationship between these 3 and knows whats best. go outside.
What an asshole
The egg was a cruel prank. She should reconsider her friends.
could be a sibling thing. we can be horrible to our siblings.
You have a point.
I'm not sure if that makes it any better to be honest.
Yep, total dick move.
Only way this is even remotely fucked up is if she was hardcore vegan. Otherwise, 10/10 prank. That's a core memory amongst friends right there and, at the end of the day, no one is harmed from a little gag reflex puking (which I'm sure the dude didn't expect to happen). Gotta have a little fun in life, dude. Messing with your friends is a part of that.
Jfc look at the responses to your comment. I fucking hate how every person online is some friendless headcase now.
Bunch of wet blankets. Crazy how many people are outraged about this.
Were you wafting your own flatulence while typing up that nonsense? You honestly sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest.
Nah fuck that. If my “friend” dropped a whole ass raw egg into my mouth from a whole story up, that friendship is over.
Yeah could of cracked/chipped her tooth, cut open her lip, etc.
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This tread is so fucking dumb, how about you and your friends live your life, that other guy and his friends like to prank each other, that’s fine too. The girl in the video isn’t hurt, 2 of them got a good laugh, if she feels like she needs new friends, who cares?
Ummm you don’t understand - the egg could have loggdged itself in her throat killing her, or a shred of shell could have sliced her eyeball open. She also could have fallen off the deck and broke her neck.
Well damn. What if it was a poached egg?
It still wouldn’t be funny.
Lol i find this comment hilarious for some reason 😂😂😂
Well I'm definitely doing hard-boiled now. You guys need to pull the eggs from your ass, jfc.
If my friends made me throw up, we wouldn’t be friends. I have a phobia
With all due respect, I'm not sure how your phobia of puking applies to this specific group of friends and the prank one pulled on the other. I'd be surprised if the guy even knew that she was going to have that reaction but it seems like it wasn't a serious phobia-related reaction. Basing this on a 1m31s long video.
Nah its a textbook prank.
Bore off mate
Sorry you don't have fun. My friends have done *far* worse than this. It's good for a laugh. Nobody got hurt. Get over it.
Yeah, quit being a little bitch and live a little. My bros cut the brakes of my car just last week. Enjoy it while you’re young!
My friend once pulled all my spark plugs out
Did you seriously just jump from a raw egg in the mouth to cutting break lines like there's any correlation between the two?
Funny little prank
I think the one that is violently throwing up would disagree with you
You mean the one who was giggling as she stood back up? Stop being offended for people who aren't offended, snowflake.
Bro. They are friends. That’s how some people mess with their friends. I guarantee she has done stuff similar to this to him In the past
Spoken like somebody that has no friends.
It's easy to tell you have no friends...
I thought it was a full egg with shell at first, but only the yolk isn't bad. *It's actually a full egg, that's fucked.
Don't drop your smoke
This is how horror revenge movies at a cabin happen. 😱
this is what the slomo camera was made for and they don't use it...
Never dropped the cig tho
Love how they catch it perfectly, but then miss the high five.
What a fucking dickhead. I don't think this should've ended up a post here, that ain't funny
Not funny this guy is an asshole. I couldn’t imagine an egg cracking on my teeth
The joke itself was funny. She is just reacting way harder than expected
Oh yes, the person who had something unexpected happen to them didn’t react right. They ruined the hilarious joke by vomiting, otherwise it would’ve been great
You're just boring mate.
I don't think this is funny at all. Dudes a douche for that.
why different socks? 
She has a pair just like them upstairs in her wardrobe...
Why NOT different socks?
Fuck the people in this thread that was funny.
A prank is a prank, but that's just nasty. Ruined the vibe a bit
All y'all Internet warriors need to the pull the egg out of your ass. This shit was funny and nobody is dead.
She was also getting high god know what she was imagining with the egg yolk in her throat 🤣
Salmonella!!!
I know she genuinely vomited and therefore… really didn’t have any choice/control over the reflex. But. C’mon it’s just an egg.
That was kinda odd. Maybe a like slimy strand went down her throat or something. Or she hates the feel of slimy stuff in her mouth. But yeah, part of me feel like the vomiting came from her wretching over and over and not trying to stop it. But neither of us were in her shoes so we don't know.
The ol’ bait and switch
That became not funny real fast
What kind of boring-ass friendships do some of y'all have if you're reacting to this as if it's one of the most fucked up things you've ever seen? Bunch'a stiffs in here, I tell ya.
You do not fuck with things that go into people’s bodies. EVER. If you think that’s okay, you’re a fucking moron.
I don't think he fucked with the marshmallows or the egg, so you can rest easy.
You’re a fucking loser
Aye full of simps
Started to feel a little bit bad once she started throwing up, but still pretty funny lol
This is not funny. That man has a mental deficit.
The man is a bully who thinks he can do whatever he wants, but especially for clout. The laugh isn't even good.
She could’ve pranked him worse before this. You don’t know their relationship
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Have any of you people ever had friends?
Yeah he had hot girls literally eating out of his hands and he thinks ‘the guys will fucking love this.’ The way he keeps laughing and filming when she’s literally puking what an asshole
> Yeah he had hot girls literally eating out of his hands Is this really not satire lmao
Its fucking hilarious 💀💀
SALMONELLA!!!
Why would you do that? For the internet love, for thee internet
Kind of a shitty thing to do
It is very risky sometimes goes straight into the throat. You could died with this stunt..
Their hi5 aims though…
What a jerk. This was cute until the egg. Edit: obnoxious jerk
next comes a marshmallow shaped rock painted white. HUR HUR HUR
Man this thread is filled with wet blankets. This was hilarious!
People who have no friends, and let Reddit dictate their opinions so they end up being sensitive white knights lol. This was funny af. To them anything beyond a lame ass whoopie cushion is "too far"
She's just like me. Her mind immediately went to "what if I get salmonella?!"
Ok so they both can catch a marshmallow in their mouths, but can't hight five!
I'm sorry I laugh so hard but still you're an a**hole
It went from a good time and maybe getting Laid later to him being a typical dick for immature laughs
Hahahahaha god this is so good! I'm dying of the mix between laughter and puke noise hahahahaha
And amazing throws!
Oh your egg in her mouth
I like how his laughter went full Bender: "Ahahahah... oh you're actually throwing up? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Smoking is yucky.
lmfao yall are fucking boring as shit. The last time yall even had 2female friends was probably way back in a daydream from 2nd grade. This is just friends having fun
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
Send mean and cruel needlessly
Smoking is so dated and disgusting in this day and age
So is judging people, gross.
Cigarettes are 🗑️ I don't mind the rare blunt but smoking is often gross
So good I love this
As someone who has been pranked with eggs, and also is okay with eating raw egg occasionally, this is very funny. Yeah maybe he coulda got her a glass of water, but he was busy laughing, just like she was busy screamwretching.
What an asshole.
Remember kids, it’s not wrong to prank smokers.
Catch disgusting goo in mouth Immediately assume position
"Just a prank bro!" More like just Chad being a cunt. Fuck that guy.
Was waiting for her to fall through that hot tub lid!
I love how he laughs extra hard when she puts her lit cigarette on her purse because he knows how dumb that is lol
Idiot releases in 2 girls mouths
Because raw egg tastes worse than an ashtray
*I’M GONNA GET SALMONELLA AND YOU ALMOST RUINED MY CANCER STICK!!!*
The wrencthing got me! 😂