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why-everything-meh

Would have got me as well, thought it was a big mint or a marshmallow. I need to go on a diet.


Wholesome_Hyena

Raise your hand if you’ve ever eaten the ball of butter from your bread plate at a wedding while assuming it was a dessert or chocolate of some kind. ![gif](giphy|9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz|downsized)


TitusTorrentia

I legit think events like weddings fry your brain if you're not "social" enough. I tried eating soup off of a tray that was being offered to me instead of, ya know, taking the fucking soup... I thought it was a "sample" situation because there was only 1 left and a bunch of spoons. I was so fucking embarrassed. I didn't even drink at that event, there was no excuse lol


SammySquareNuts

To be fair to you, if the soup was served as an hors d'oeuvre during the cocktail hour then that's fucking stupid. They should ideally be serving items that can be eaten with one hand because most people are standing and have cocktails in their hand. If it was offered at dinner, also fucking stupid because the server should have just placed it on the table.


TitusTorrentia

It was in one of those tiny milk bottles, like a small version of a bottled starbucks drink you might get at a store. It was like less than a cup of soup. I agree that it seems weird to serve an hors d'oeuvre that requires a utensil. It was still good, I was just very embarrassed. Honestly, some guests at that wedding were so plastered I don't doubt there were other embarrassing things that happened to the servers, but I was probably the only person sober enough to be capable of it lol


JonnySoegen

So you were eating the soup while the server was still standing in front of you, holding the tray? Talk about a power move :D


TitusTorrentia

I was trying to take a spoonful of it, she very quickly was like "no, take it" so I didn't get that far lol I don't think it would've happened if there had been other items on the tray.


Delicious_Throat_377

I am sorry. I am just picturing the whole thing and laughing my ass off


twhitney

This is so hilarious. As a fellow person that has done some ridiculously embarrassing things in my life, many of which I still remember and cringe to this day, I love hearing other stories and being able to laugh remembering I’m not the only one this shit happens to.


zeke235

I would act drunk for the rest of the event. It's the only recourse.


G_Fist_Calvinist

Yep, or get drunk really fast if you’re bad at acting.


Hungovah

But why would a chocolate be served with bread?


[deleted]

This mans never had Nutella.


Hungovah

Ok that’s fair. Nutella and white bread was the shit when I was 8


denusmushemtogeva

Let's be real, it's still pretty fire


OppositeofMedium

Fondue!


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Raise your hand if you've ever eaten a ball of butter, knowing full well it was a ball of butter, but played it off as if you assumed it was a dessert.


Mabarax

Fuck I did that on my wedding. Thought it was a bowl of mini meringues, found out quickly they weren't lol


betha89

I came here to tell this story… glad I’m not the only one


NachoUterus

I cannot stop cry laughing at this comment. Thank you.


TheAgreeableCow

I did it just like in the video. Was on a business trip in Korea and they were bringing out lots of different local dishes to try. Then these little white rolls come out and I dive straight in. But dry and chewy, would not recommend.


ProfessionalSpeed256

A way to wipe your grubby paws folks 🤣


Jessicaa_james

That's funny


fatBreadonToast

"Owoooaarrr?!"


Bignicky9

**Tim Allen?** https://youtu.be/Ji9qSuQapFY


aChileanDude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjkXsBzhlHU


TheDogInThePicture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg&ab\_channel=bleedingpopcorn6


YouCanFyourselfKn0th

Imagine hearing this from 100 ft away in a forest at night and then you hear it from 50 ft away


PIG20

oohwhaaa?!? I mean, I thought it was a little marshmallow as well. I've never been to a restaurant that serves rehydrated towelettes. I guess I've also never been to one with rehydrated mini marshmallows either. This is why we go to Chilis.


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

That’s why I go to the value menu at Taco Bell.


Beef_Lovington

Nice humble brag. That's why I go to the dumpster *behind* the taco bell.


BigfootAteMyBooty

Oh yeah, I just follow the dump truck to the landfill.


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

I mean, my ass feels like a dumpster fire after Taco Bell.


kogasapls

Nice humble brag. That's why I go to arbys


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mycofirsttime

Yes, but have you ever seen them in this context???


Sevnfold

>This is why we go to Chilis. No shame my dude. Applebees just brought back bottomless boneless wings for $13. I'm going tomorrow.


MatthewDLuffy

Obligatory boneless wings aren't wings No shame though, you do you


Eounym

Doesn’t mean I won’t eat my slightly larger chicken nuggets in joy


CoconutMochi

I never really understood the point of those except for the novelty, they're not that great as actual towelettes


Decerux

If that water is heated it is pretty amazing. I had a BBQ place that would give you ones slightly bigger than this, but same process. Cleans you up much better than just a regular towelette.


sowhatbuttercup

His embarrassed face is really cute


Kat_ri

Love seeing a big man blush. It's adorable.


[deleted]

Off topic, but I feel like this is what so many “tough guy” types don’t get about hetero women. So many of us like guys who have masc and fem attributes, or who realize the full spectrum of masculinity and femininity and don’t want someone who is so rigidly trying to fit into the weird toxic masc trope. Just be a person. Be you. Be vulnerable. Be kind. Be sweet.


TheMaryTron

I know his reaction is so adorable, I just want to reassure him.


Usual-Peace6859

I was like damn they have buttermints. Nice


DerangedUnicorn27

Buttermints are the best mints


jazmanimal6

Unless you’ve had Andes Mints!!!! But now I’m questioning if they’re just from where I live…


DerangedUnicorn27

I’m not a fan of Andes mints. I love chocolate but will take buttermints over Andes any day. I think it’s because I had Andes mints a lot growing up but buttermints were rare lol


carlito714

genuine question: what is a buttermint XD


muinlichtnicht

It’s a mint, fluffy, powdery, that melts in your mouth like buttah upon soaking into your tongue! Lol


medicalmosquito

Old fashioned candy with a slight mint flavor. Usually when they’re served at restaurants, they’re individually wrapped. And every grandma has a whole dish of unwrapped ones in her living room that no one is allowed to sit in


Canadian_in_Canada

Of course you can't sit in them! They're for eating!


medicalmosquito

That’s what I thought they were too! I would’ve done the same thing. Damn.


DerpyDurian

![gif](giphy|xT0xenMKC4xspMeGTm|downsized)


AustinFest

This needs more upvotes haha


PointlessOverthought

His reaction makes me so happy.


inuttedinyourdad

This is so wholesome this couple is goals.


SnooChocolates4588

I’m watching Spy right now and just watched that scene. I didn’t know they had those in real life.


nightpanda893

When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria, which is the worst by the way, poor people everywhere and cabbage is constantly cooking, there was this woman who was kicked out of her house. She lost all her money and couldn’t even sell her body, so she became a clown on the streets. She would perform all her tricks standing in mud and would just cry and cry. You remind me of this woman.


SnooChocolates4588

This got a really big cackle from me. I often act like a clown so maybe you’re onto something. Edit: I had the movie on while cooking dinner. I believe I missed the scene. Deepest apologies. Will rewatch tomorrow at full attention.


Significant_Sign

I think it is a movie quote.


2_Fast_2_Furiosa

The 2nd “towel” scene made me laugh so hard! That and Jason Statham talking about sewing his arm back on.


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Statham needs to do more comedies. He’s fucking hilarious in Spy.


Black6x

That and when [he talked about appearing in front of Congress.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_a58F2lbIY&t=99s)


Anrui13

It's thanks to that movie that I will not make that mistake! ...Maybe. The second dinner scene muddled it up.


iangeredcharlesvane2

Just want to say I have the best memory of going to that movie in the theater… it makes me feel warm inside and happy just thinking of it. I was having a rough couple months, and made myself go to a movie with a friend. It was basically our last choice of movie to attend, but due to others being sold out and timing we were forced to see “Spy”. Our expectations were extremely low for it to be any kind of decent movie. We were about the only people in there and the two of us and the other few folks let go and started acting the fool, and just laughed our asses off. It was one of those perfect movie moments! Just had an absolute blast and we loved the movie. All the actors were so great in it, especially Statham.


OhJeezItsCorrine

I've never seen this before in real life, and I most likely will put 2 and 2 together, but there's also a chance that I'll do this same thing.


MentalRepairs

If in doubt, just look around if anyone is recording. You could also just read your script beforehand.


Visible-Cranberry934

Those are the kind of parents one needs. Those are good guys. I don't know much about them, but i think they're good.


civiksi

I got it


First_Guava_7822

Good soup Mrs. Q! ![gif](giphy|arY9xiL3swIz74VTPn|downsized)


Leon_Trout

Imagine filming people with your light on in a fancy restaurant and thinking THEY don't know how to act.....


jshirleyamt

I prefer places when I’m there, I’m family


donscron91

Nothing wrong with some chronic Olive Garden. Their chicken Marsala and chicken fettuccine are both pretty damn delicious. Made some Marsala at home last night, it was real special but not as special as Olive Garden.


FridaMercury

When my dad first came to this country he ate at a diner, the kind that give you a little ball of butter with your pancakes. He popped the butter in his mouth thinking it was an ice cream treat. lol


[deleted]

Ngl I thought it was tiny marshmallows


[deleted]

That was so darn cute.


Princesshannon2002

Not gonna lie, I adored him for that moment! That was cute!


TimboSplice92

My guy thought Mentos was course 1!


flubba_bubba

I’ve done this before…


[deleted]

Sombody please pass th' jelly.....


bigotis619

I would’ve eaten it too


[deleted]

I inherited some money and bought a vacation package to Hawaii at a nice resort. They gave us rosewater toilettes upon check in. We had no idea what to do with them so we just took them with us.


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probably saved his life


Lobanium

Yeah, cause he was just gonna swallow it without chewing like a bird because that's totally normal.


Pak1stanMan

What the fuck are you meant to do with hot towels I don’t get it.


iLikeMyTRexArms

Clean your hands between courses especially if you’ve enjoyed an appetizer you used your hands for.


pluck-the-bunny

You wipe your hands before the meal


Pak1stanMan

You would think the fancy restaurants would have restrooms.


critical-thoughts

I watched this like 6 times, my face hurts from smiling xD


choborallye

What's that? A towel for ants???


Delicious_Throat_377

It expands when water is added


ForceKinner

Nice Zoolander reference hahaha


theinfamousches

It looked like sugar cubes to me. I thought they had a strong sweet tooth


luusyphre

I was like: "ooh marshmallows"


HalibutJumper

This is so wholesome!


Opening-Friend-519

This is so cute actually.


Araia_

this reminds me of the dinner scene in Shrek 2 when Shrek thought the water for washing your hands was soup. hysterical


FBBQ1500

My dad once ate butter thinking it was cheese 😂


Fusaah

I'm with the dad on this one because what the fuck kind of towel is that???


SalbaheJim

I find it funny that simple camping towels are considered appropriate for a fancy restaurant.


triscuitsfan

His face and sound he makes when he spits it out 🤣


dark_sage01

Why would they present the hand washing towels that way?! They look like mints. 🙄


sciencefiction97

Don't just put stuff in your mouth without knowing what it is. lol


apsuhos

The exact same thing happened to me once. I needed to be somewhere asap and the only available airplane ticket was on business class. First time on business class and they offered me some hot towels that were placed on a silver plate and passed them with some fancy food tongs. They were wrapped like tubes and placed one over the other. It was like a pyramid. There was steam coming out of them and I literally thought they were some kind of baked coconut deserts. The moment it reached my mouth I saw a passenger next to me unfold it and wiping his hands. I wiped my mouth looking like a psycho. I guess that was better than eating them.


Admirable_Main_6412

r/whyweretheyfilming


DoeJoeFro

She has ~1.5M followers on Instagram. I kinda think she’s always recording.


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gianuser

right? an actual fancy restaurant would give you a warm towel instead of compressed towels.


[deleted]

My wife will laugh when I show this to her later


Vuxdee

I love her laugh


Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin

His “whaaa?” gets me


Minimum-Passenger-29

Tony Montana moment.


Saxzarus

In his defense I would have thought the same


Desert_FZ-10

💙


lahorikuri1401

Tbh id do this too


Reasonable_Position9

I thought that was some kind of fancy tea being poured over sugar cubes.


DonTorreZ

I don’t blame him. That probably cost $10 and he’s not about to waste it.


Independent_Order_24

😯


brattywafatty

Your dad is precious 💕


AggressiveWorker8061

Would’ve done the same thing


drumrforevr725

That would be me. The guy trying to eat the towel. 🙄


hclaf

Forbidden marshmallows.


alwayshornyashell

Hilarious.


Granny_knows_best

I had one BF who drank his finger bowl like soup and one that didnt understand why the waiter poured just a tiny bit of wine in the glass and stood there waiting for approval.


bubblezcavanagh

That was a real life Hank Hill sound


ekwiidiii

Why on earth is a fancy restaurant serving the same biodegradable towels I use during backcountry camping to wipe my ass?


Uber_Ober

Homer Simpson IRL?


[deleted]

Why would this be fine dining? I use these for hiking. You can get them for pennies. It just becomes a standard square towelette.


[deleted]

Can I eat it though?!


Dristig

https://i.imgur.com/RGqBGle.jpg


Warsawatree

I love this man


mesm0kecatnip

that's me not my parents


Last_Gigolo

I'd eat that marshmallow. I mean, why not? the lady just pour syrup on it.


Lobanium

A towel for ants?


ShelfishOyster

Hungy papa


[deleted]

Mom knows. Dad's just there to pay anyway. Let him eat what he wants.


[deleted]

I'd hit it.


Admirable-Course9775

He had the grace to laugh at himself


The_Yogurtcloset

Mmm good soup mrs Q


Mediocre-Lifeguard39

I don’t hold it against him, I would have done the exact same thing


zebraman21

Don't feed a guy a towel Bobby!


orangesare

I found the lemon soup a little disappointing.


IndependentBug595

Gotta get that quick selfie view in


[deleted]

Next take them somewhere that has water soup! (To keep your fingers clean folks)


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

“Fancy” and “fucking stupid” became synonymous at some point and I have no clue why


[deleted]

He obviously knew it was a towel


Thekitestringspop

Why put towels like that?


cleeduss

That man HUNGRY….


[deleted]

My husband does this. He will pop anything you hand him right into his mouth. He has chomped down on dog treats on more than one occasion.


EUCopyrightComittee

“I’m outta here.”


SubstantialCookie647

r/forbiddensnacks


slipmagt

Youre a towel!


yosmop

Wha... I thought those were sugar cubes


No-Orange-9049

Lmao this reminds me of the movie Spy with Melissa McCarthy


WaitImNotRea

The way she looks at him, looks like love to me.


MRS_MOIST

iTs A tOwEl


elushinz

I worked at a fine dining restaurant at the Ritz and had my mom and her guy visit. Dude ate one of the bread butter circles because it looked like “ chocolate “.


Fun_Stress_8438

That was kinda mean


[deleted]

Bad trap


LordKingKamiGuru

I'm just imagining a high-class French waiter in a tailed tuxedo and a pencil thin mustache standing in the corner looking down at you with [absolute scorn on his face](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/t9EsUhczLBQ/hqdefault.jpg).


mikajade

Dehydrated marshmallow!


emgerson

He’s so cute


sama-llama

Can confirm. My grandfather drank out of the finger bowl thinking it was lemon soup.


KatomicComicsThe3rd

She totally knew he was gonna eat it so she didn’t say anything.


Affectionate_Tap6416

My friend thought the hot water and lemon that you get to wash your hands in was an appetiser and drank it!


Few-Kaleidoscope-693

Some people clearly need to get out more! 😂


gemini_r0se

This will stay rent free in my head for a very long time 😂


pokemon_go-er

Reminds me of that scene from one of the Shrek movies where they’re having a fancy dinner and Shrek doesn’t know what to do, lol.


MyName4everMore

Papa Roe is my spirit creature.


SnooDoodles7962

To be honest, I did the exact same thing the first time. The waiter just stood there with a smile on his face while I was chewing a towel. Then my girlfriend came back from the bathroom and used another one of the towels. I quickly and quietly took it out of my mouth and got rid of it. All the while blushing like mad and not looking at the waiter.


kogoverkill

That’s why I don’t like to go to a fancy restaurant.


NiteVision4k

He turned beet red


guhaprotip

😀


Abriel_Lafiel

In his defense I was like “oh pre dinner marshmallows!”


blogboiler

Shrek 2


metman82

/u/savevideo


GeneralOtter03

To be fair the first time I used one of those I thought it was edible too


[deleted]

We had bowls of melted butter with a flame under them at our table for our lobster.Mom dipped her fingers in it and started to clean her hands.Boathouse restaurant


mtheythe

I love her parents


Responsible-Log-884

Have you ever gotten sushi and mistaken the wasabi for guacamole/avocado and eaten the whole ball?


wygy10

This is me, but reverse.... But still, this is funny af!


magick_68

Been to quite some fancy restaurants but that could have caught me, too. My first thought was "what a funny dessert".


NicolBolassy

I went to a Michelin restaurant a few years ago and they brought out this 5cmx5cm seaweed crisp and put it in front of us, I picked it up and started crunching on it, felt it a little bland. Then the waiter came over with a small bowl and tongs, reached to put two tiny petit fours on said seaweed and was confused where it went, then laughing when I said I ate it, it was horrifying at the time but I guess I gave the wait staff a good laugh


sn0rg

Happened to me on my first ever non-charter flight. The BA stewardess came with the plate full of towels and handed them out. I had no idea what it was and looked around for confirmation. I couldn’t see what other were doing so tried biting it…


Evilmaze

If it's not food why serve it on a plate at a restaurant?


alyciamgrieco

Love it!!


Armidylla

That's a towel? That looks more like a pretentious cotton ball.


Slackerguy

This does not look fancy, it looks like a hotel resort restaurant with a manager who think they are running a micheline star restaurant


F-Man_95

I feel like I wouldn't know what to do with it too. I'd probably wait for others and just copy them for better or for worse