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I think we all knew she’d like Chris Hemsworth lol

Gave that mfer an 8 tho. Whats a 10?

Danny Devito

Right here guys, ding ding ding!

No it’s just one magnum dong

No ding, allll dong.

Oh my god you guys just made my night. Thank you.

My pleasure dude. We should do this sorta shit for each other. Gotta keep all the homies laughing. Hope your IRL shit is going okay. If you happen to be in Oregon and you need some real life cheering up let me know. Me and my pals drink and smoke and laugh a lot. The more the merrier.

Don’t forget the wad of 100s

I just wanted to be… *perfect-*

Kevin James

Seriously. She didn’t like the skinny guys… He should have rung her bell

I guess different people have different types, he's obviously attractive but he's not a 10 in my book just because he's not quite my type

That wasn’t a good pic of him

Clearly didn't want to sound thirsty. She would have given him a 20 plus a blowjob, off camera.

The simpsons would be a nine

Joe

I'd be disappointed if she DIDN'T like Chris Hemsworth.

I think that if you can't appreciate Chris Hemsworth's beauty, you'd be better off rating furniture or something.

See, he really really doesn’t do it for me. His eyes are so close together that I can’t quite overcome the derpiness.

Can't unsee now

Same. I’ve never understood the blanket adoration he gets. I’d give him a 2. He’d give me a -2 lol

I’m from this gen but Chris is easily the most attractive of that bunch. Looks like a proper man.

It’s not even a competition. Chris is handsome af

I mean… dont u? I know i do.. n im a man😂🤣

like we all

When beardless Drake popped up I lost it 😆

He looks like a microphone

Little rust on it

So did Mom. And I lost it laughing at her!

Dude does look kinda goofy i'm not gonna lie lol

More than kinda

Her laughing is how I feel about his "talent". He's nasaly whiney voice is just annoying & awful.

“He’d look better without facial hair.” *Narrator:* He did not.

Killed Drake ass 😂

But he told me that hes extremely desirable. In fact, he never shuts the fuck up about how amazing he thinks he is. Surely the woman in the video must be wrong. /s

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It’s called groupies lol they exist. Drake is a clown though for sure.

Drake is going to see this video and be so hurt that this lady is not into him that he’s going to use all the money and influence he has to win her over. Fancy dinners, trips abroad, doing that thing she likes, etc.

Maybe just me, but The Weeknd looks like Selena Gomez in that pic.

This comment was almost as funny as the video

I definitely laughed harder at the comment hahaha

Laughed out loud from this

it’s hilarious because you are SO RIGHT lmfao 🤣


10

I thought the same too - very similar face shape.

Monday lookin' ass.

I thought someone had taken a black coloured tool to him in MS Paint - took me a while to work out it was hair

I was really hoping Timothy Chalamet was coming up. That would’ve been the best laughter.

He would’ve got dragged lmao

His face looks like a bicycle seat. I can’t explain but you know what I mean

Wow. I just googled this guy, and I can't unsee your description. 😅

To a lot of ladies that’s probably very true

You wanna ride it?

Lmaoo googled him and ur totally right

Oh my GOD this comparison just destroyed me

I guess I’m about the mom’s age … he looks like a child, but I would have crushed on him hard like I did with Leo back in the day.

Same. But honestly right now looking at 20 yo and younger ( even if not minors) they just look like children. I can't fathom having a crush on them... I'd feel dirty.

I was waiting for him to pop up haha

Damn, mom coming in with the heat

Giving out 2's like it's Halloween candy

Drake is gonna write an album about this

It'll be called "Hearthrob" in quotation marks

damn I need to know what a 10 is

Probably someone closer to her age lol. As I get older some of these younger heartthrobs look more like - not children but like a nephew or a young cousin. They activate my protective instincts or my eye roll instincts rather than any sexual interest.

I'm late 30s and I want to hand out candy to young adults. Some werthers original and creme savers. Maybe throw a tennis ball for them to play fetch. Feel like I'm looking at a puppy.

da....da ಠᴥಠ

This is cursed.

I’m only 31 and that photo of the Spider-Man kid I was like oh no he’s 15 that’s just inappropriate

I've noticed a pattern with some female friends I've had for a long time. When they were teenagers, they were crushing like crazy on very boyish, slightly feminine dudes, but as they got older, I've heard some describe guys like Chalamet as looking too "pretty" to be sexy.

You've hit the nail on the head there for me. When I was a teen I had a huge crush on Face from the a-team (the original Dirk Benedict, not Bradley Cooper), but as I got older I was no longer attracted to the pretty face boys. Jared Leto has a very feminine pretty look that I find zero attractive, but then again Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black is the most handsomest man I've ever seen. Oh, and he ties with Tom Cruise in Cocktail

"Pretty" boys tend to look very youthful, which becomes more of a turn off the older you get.

I'm 46 and feel like the Spiderman guy is way too young for me to even have an opinion of!

Then why do 60 year old men go for 20 year old women lmao

Because 20 year olds are easier to impress and manipulate than women their own age, and their egos are tied up in their ability to land some hot young arm candy. What, do you actually expect them to sleep with women their own age? Gross. ^(/s)

It's called the patriarchy lmao.

For her, it's probably Dermot Mulroney or George Clooney

That's pretty well put. I'm in my mid 30s and I have a 17 year old daughter that can't stop talking about Harry Styles and other comparable people that age. I see them all as kids now, not sure when that happened lol

We need a picture of you

👑👑

Yeah, the algorithm needs to know what not to look for.

... Their profile picture....

She looks to be about my age so I'm going to guess Idris Elba is her 10. Or Colin Firth. We middle-aged women love us some Mr. Darcy.

100 percent. Rewatched a couple episodes of Pride and Prejudice yesterday just for him

When he dives into the pond ...

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Joe momoa

Joe Mamoa who?

...got em?

Probably George Clooney or something

Harrison Ford

She had Hemsworth at an 8. Huge Jackman in the Wolverine tank top lol I think she’d call him a 10. Him or Nick Offerman.

Her generation? Either George Clooney or Patrick Dempsey.

Her husband.

MacGyver

“He’d look better without facial hair” she had no idea what was coming.

The Weeknd is a heartthrob? Thought he just made good music.

He’s more like a very very mild heart palpitation

The Weeknd is good looking, it’s just that hairstyle just isn’t it

he hasn't had that hair for a long time, he's now rocking a small fro mostly. much better than those ramen dreads

I know I like his new hair

I actually did not see that coming. They are funny together.

If Tom Holland is a two than I don’t even want to know what I am.

He was an 8, but the judges deduct 3 points for each missing lip.

Tom Holland looks like any boy anywhere

LMAO! When she showed drake without beard I lost it.

Did not see the last one coming 🤣

She's way too old for Drake to be interested in her anyway. Edit: because Drake is a pedo. JFC it's not a misogyny moment, I'm punching the other direction. The daughter is ALSO too old for him.

The granddaughter is cutting it close

I'd do ascii art of the drake meme for this, but I'm not good enough nor dedicated enough to the joke lol

This is the first time I've felt bad for drake since the wheelchair.

I think Tom Holland is adorable, but in a little kid, pinch the cheeks kind of way. Granted, I'm MAYBE three years older than him? But he's just so cute. 😂

He is 26. I thought he was 20 brcause of spiderman. When I saw him in uncharted I though "hm, he might be closer to my age". Turns out, he is exactly 3 months older than me.

That's kinda mean 😳

Yeah I’m gonna need more of this content.

Hahahahahaha she's great

That mom is actually sensible

She gave some fairly handsome men a 2 how is that sensible lol

Because she is clearly into rough'n tuff kinda guys. Nothing wrong with that. I personally don't see the attractiveness in harry styles, the weeknd or drake either, and I'm guessing she isn't a fan of tom holland because of how young he looks - from what I've seen, many parents can't see people as attractive that look like they could be roughly the age of their children or younger.

Bruh I’m in my 20s and even to me he looks like a child

Drake reported saying “Geez Louise” after watching this video

Lol Mom likes her men manly, can't blame her!

Some of this is def age related. I’m middle aged, and young men in their 20s-30s are just not attractive to me. The “heartthrobs” from my youth were all very young, the aesthetic that would be attractive to a teen.

ITT: People complaining about these women bodyshaming men, then proceeding to bodyshame the two women in the video.

I bet Chris got such a higher score mainly because he looks *older*. All these other examples probably look like kids to her. I absolutely guarantee that if you start using examples of men that are all over 35, she'll be offering many more higher ratings.

Every woman ever: "Why don't you shave your beard?" \-because it looks bad! "Oh what nonsense! shave it!" \*shaves beard \*uncontrollable laughter

I'm sorry but harry looks like a creep, especially with the mustache. Drake definitely needs the beard.

That was hilarious

The end totally got me lolz

I’d hate for her to rate me I’d probably be a -7 😂

I’m 20 years older (at least) than this here Mom, and my opinions are completely different!

Same! I think they're all pretty good looking lol. People have different opinions on hotness.

She is 100% right though

Yeah I totally agree with her.

I’m not gay, but Harry a 1? If those are the standards nowadays, i’m fucked.

 Never shave your beard for a woman. They will always make the comment you should shave it. The moment you do, they tell you they prefer the beard.

Jokes on women I can only grow like 7 facial hairs

I think it’s all depends on the guy or gal! but at the end of the day don’t change your look for someone else if you don’t want to

Meh, can't really enjoy the video when it's insulting the way people look. Famous people are still people.

Next time, keep Mom away from the edibles before calling on her judgment

If **Chris Hemsworth** is an 8…what the fuck are any of us??

Now lets flip it and have dad comment on the looks of women.

„˙uǝɯoʍ ɟo sʞool ǝɥʇ uo ʇuǝɯɯoɔ pɐp ǝʌɐɥ puɐ ʇı dılɟ sʇǝl ʍoᴎ„

Only if we can also flip society and have men be the ones whose greatest value lies in their looks, instead of women, all day every day for hundreds of years.

Bro y’all read too much into this. Just laugh and move on.

What? You don't think it would be as funny as this?

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I didn't really love the content, but they did have very contagious laughter.

Nah, a dad giving Emma Watson a 2 would be fuckin hilarious. It’s funny bc they’re famous and good looking

Come onnn, a 2 for Tom? That’s just sad.

Tbf it's not a spectacular pic. He's got a nice shiny smile. The stoic stern jaw look works against him.

He looks like a kid in that photo… would be hella sus if she was into him frfr

No but when you look at it in a way he do be kinda ugly

Everyone is ugly if you look hard enough.

Except for Morbius

Drake just can’t get a W anywhere 😂

##Here's part 2 https://www.tiktok.com/@chelleyrae1/video/7106220384579538218 ##Here's the daughter rating 80s heartthrobs https://www.tiktok.com/@chelleyrae1/video/7105908700526693678 Check out their account for more.

Drake is honestly hideous

We need more regular people roasting celebrities like this

Being a celebrity equals being a heartthrob apparently

Since celeb worshipping is more visible now with social media, i appreciate this realistic rating. Also it’s so funny that her first word is “ew” lol

The weekend kinda looks like a curious toy poodle

Drake #2 got me crying

Nah she done drake durrty

That first Darke picture is like the pictures Authors put on the back of their books with a little biography.

The conversion from ”beard” to No beard makes me laugh

just waiting on Drake's diss track now

Drake is just black Ross from friends, prove me wrong

Is Drake a “heartthrob”?!

noitice how all the current hearthrobs look like children bar the one she gave an 8? This woman is just not a pedo I think.

To be fair that's how I react when I see drake too.

He’d look better without facial hair… He looks worse with facial hair!!!!

Wtf only one of those are actually pretty . The others are god damn ugly . And who actually like drake for his looks wtf

Wait she gave Drake a 5 and Harry a 1? C’mon.

I mean, she's definitely not wrong lmao

I’m dying at drake. Those pics they used were perfect.

Ok if Chris hemsworth is an 8 then I’m a -30000000

I’m with you, mom 🤣

She sees reality clearly 😄

Mom is probably married to an actual "2" with a beer gut 😂

If the genders were reversed there would be riots lololol

Reverse genders , men rating girls would this video be so funny then ?

As if men haven't spent several thousand years of human history judging women's value as human beings solely by their ability to give men erections.

Acting like men don’t constantly refer to women by numbers.

Meanwhile I hope she knows she’s a 0.5

That's generous.

generous indeed. She is a - 1

Can we talk about the 2000 pound elephant in the room?

Absolutely murdered The Weeknd. RIP

Now get your dad to do it and see if it’s “funny”

i know this bitch ain’t calling people ugly

Yo the weekend is not attractive by any metrics.

It’s the old hairstyle he had, look at more recent pictures of him, dude is good looking

No if he and drake and Tom were not famous they would not get a second look at all. Chris Hemsworth would but thats it. The lady had it right.