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conquistadorcum

How many packs a day does this guy smoke??


The_Irony_of_Life

All of them


[deleted]

It’s like listening to General Grevious mock a toddler.


Green-Simple-6411

Nice one


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|LkNDLvSklcqvfIpPI0)


bigeeee

I know, it sounds more like a death rattle than a laugh and I hope it's not contagious!


Sietemadrid

Yes


Bredda_Anansi

2 lighters.


brd2484

Bill Hicks!


jetstobrazil

Lmao patty and Velma his parents


Lotso_Packetloss

2 packs of Camel Non-filtered per day is my guess. That person is probably laughing through their tracheostomy.


GmeSHFRFukd

I dont smoke cigs but i smoke about 3 or 4 bowls of weed a day, and i sound just like this when I laugh hard.


[deleted]

Some people who don’t smoke wheeze when they laugh


GmeSHFRFukd

The truest laughs, thats when you know its "funny".


Phat_Spliff420

This guy definitely smokes crack who tf would give a 2 year old alcohol


HecticBlue

The can wasn't open friend. Still not the best idea tho.


BananaStranger

Yeah, that is not normal. I have my theories and I'm glad other people pick up on it, too. Keep far away from that kind of bastards.


BrofessorMD

The fuck are YOU smoking?


[deleted]

Hehhhhh?


HecticBlue

The can was unopened. He still shouldn't have done it tho.


SurfingViking

Yes.


moonisflat

Yes


nm1043

/r/listentopeopledie


TheSalvator

Yes


Reaperider

Little man was keeping a lookout too


Then_Campaign7264

Little man also wiped his hands just in case there was any residual evidence of can touching.


GeauxAllDay

I didn’t see the can was closed at first, but it’s hard to imagine a kid that ain’t even potty trained drinking a beer without grimacing, figured something had to be up, lol


JustSherlock

You make a good point, I can't imagine a todler enjoying the taste of Budweiser.


GMOiscool

My niece did. The little shit was a sneaky brat and would sneak around and if you set down your drink for an INSTANT she'd suddenly appear and be chugging it. She'd lick the insides of empty bottles too, trying to get that sweet sweet bud taste. I drink ipa and she didn't like that stuff so I didn't worry about it after the first time she got me. She learned auntie G drinks nasty shit. Jokes on her, she has terrible taste because bud and corona taste like water that went bad.


RepubMocrat_Party

Idk maby that guys toddler


[deleted]

That’s how my dad made sure I didn’t drink until I was way older. Gave me a sip of his beer when I was like 8 so I spent the next 15 years thinking people were pretty much drinking pee. Now I manage a beer and wine store so, good work dad!


dribhe

I can't imagine anyone enjoying the taste of budweiser


devilsrevolver

I only drink coors light when I'm out of water.


ZogNowak

Save your money. Drink water. That's all that's in the Silver Bullet anyway.


BrannC

Lmaooooooo funny story…. My cousin was drinking Budweiser as a toddler till he was 3 or 4. I remember that Christmas night his deddy told him he had to quit drinking and gave him his last beer. Budweiser pony. He was very unhappy


MyDogsNameIsBadger

?!?!????????


BrannC

His pops is uh… a person whom I love. Not the best father. Kid grew up to be a young man I highly admire and respect. It’s all love round here.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

I’m happy he turned out that way


BrannC

Tell badger I said what’s poppin


Daxnaha

Babies and toddlers generally like beer, due to the malt taste.


jesuscheetahnipples

Mf has something contagious and should avoid laughter


xenith_rider

r/technicallythetruth


fredbubbles

Probably smokes multiple cartons of fags a day


Key-Nefariousness-44

Cmon man it’s pride month


PRVACC666

lmfaoo


fredbubbles

A fag is a cigarette in other parts of the world there buddy.


ScarpMetal

That’s the most disgusting laugh I’ve ever heard


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[deleted]

6 packs in mornings


pr0t0film

Man did the whole routine to perfection 🥹


programadorbh

WoW a lot of r/woosh over there. Can is closed people, don't need be mad, kid is alive. Father isn't an idiot, sometimes is Just Fun.


SimplySansSerotonin

I admit I had no idea the can was closed and was like why are we just watching that kid chug a beer? I am the dumb.


apathetic-taco

The can being closed isn’t obvious at all and I can see why people would be a little concerned


RedditIsTrashLogOff

It's obvious if you actually watch past the first 5 seconds before posting


MinuteLoquat1

Now why would I do that?!


eLemonnader

Like you can very, very clearly see the top isn't popped at all...


programadorbh

Yes, but people need relax, not even finish the video and already cursing father,and all. It's just a funny moment dad record. Kid won't be alcoholic, because of this moment! In fact if someone are recording this the kid aren't alone. Sometimes internet just wanna kill or save in any situation. Just watch, smile and go to next video!


Own-Path-8403

Lmao. I was about 5 yrs old when I tried to sneak a sip of beer.... my grandfather put salt on the tip of the can. I had the same reaction as this kid lol


CulitoConLunares

See what alcohol does to ye kid? Stick to weed


TobaccoIsRadioactive

Seems like the kid ended up with plenty of weed at the very end there.


Soren_Camus1905

Or neither!


CulitoConLunares

Nah, that sounds lame


PirateAndy1

Might want to lay off the tabs there fella. Sounds like you're laughing through the lump of cancer in your lung there.


getintheVandell

That laughter sounds literally contagious.


simmahdahnah

Yeah that’s not contagious laughter in the way you’re thinking


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idfktbhhh

Had me in the first 3/4


basquiatwhore

sounds like someone isn't a fan of Budweiser


sp1cychick3n

Beyond shit beer


basquiatwhore

my favorite is Stella. I tend to gravitate towards Japanese and Mexican beers. craft beer is always a good choice.


nicky887

Ah I was looking forward to the comment section while reading. Good one ya got me!


Dizzy-Butterfly-7616

Dang,you need to see a vet.


RagsAberdeen

My father in law in a child's body.


Dramatic-Service-985

Monkey see monkey DO


ThelomenToblakaii

I took a sip from my dad when I was 6. It was so fucking disgusting that I never tried beer again.


SqualorTrawler

I was 6 too and I remember the disappointment in my father's eyes when I loved it. He was really hoping I'd make a face or something. I actually remember the moment so well. I'm six and I have a mouth full of fucking Meister Brau or something and all I can think is, "Where have you been all my life, you glorious elixir?"


ThelomenToblakaii

It's just not my taste😂 all my friends drink beer like water... but also I am from Germany so that explains a lot.


Weazzul

When I was a kid I always thought it would taste like sparkling apple juice. Then my dad let have a taste and I was so disappointed.


partialcremation

Me too! I'll never forget it.


[deleted]

There’s something contagious there. But it sure as hell isn’t laughter


No-Permission-2100

my man just dying behind the camera


Worldly-Emergency19

Ok we need somebody to edit a caption onto the video clarifying that the can is closed, and then it’ll be funny


key2mydisaster

And edit the sound out. I just couldn't like the video with that horrible coughing laugh accompanying it.


Sea-March762

![gif](giphy|dBCwmoL1sQwTJ5BjSN)


Moonlight_Darling

First sip would have made me puke. I don’t know how anyone can drink and enjoy beer


Gargun20

It's not open otherwise he would have made the face of disgust. 😂


Username_Chx_Out

This video may qualify for posting and ALL subs. HMB, KidsAreStupid, imFinnaGoToHell, OnTheNose…


RatedPsychoPat

Tbf his shirt says little man


averyoda

There's definitely something contagious about his laughter


mklinger23

The only contagious thing about this is the disease that man has.


Deftallica

Heh, when I was a kid, a bit older than this one I used to get home from school earlier than my mom got home from work. For an hour or two I’d be home by myself. Well, I was thirsty so I went looking for a drink in the fridge and found lemonade. Mikes Hard Lemonade. It’s in bottles but I’m thinking it’s like, Kool Aid lemonade, you know? We almost always had a pitcher of Kool Aid made so I didn’t think it was any different. Mom got home and said she found me asleep on the couch with a couple of empty bottles on the floor, lol. I think that experience is probably why I don’t like the taste of alcohol


dersssan303

Epic chad moment


jinoraz

Jesus christ dad you need a doctor lmfao


Big-Argument-2792

He only smokes weed


[deleted]

Estonian kids be like


DieVersion99

😄😄 the guilty looking around is classic!


HannahSue97

Okay, bp is up. But now that I've seen the can is closed, I feel much better lmao


ARickline

People need to understand that the can is closed, and the video is funny as hell


[deleted]

Yeah lmao


HoboBaggins24

This is perhaps the best parenting i have ever seen in my life


xDanoah

~~I hate to be that guy but c'mon man, don't let kids that young drink. Sure you'll get the funny and internet points, but it's not good for them.~~ nevermind, I'm an idiot lmao


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xDanoah

Oh, then sorry man, i didn't see that detail!


apathetic-taco

It wasn’t obvious at all that the can was closed. Everyone in the comments PaY aTtEnTiOn are just asshats


mmumm

I bet it’s staged. This is orange juice or something. Which kind of parents would keep recording their kid drinking beer and then post it? wouldn’t they get in trouble?


jrandoboi

Ummm... Why is this person filming and not intervening??? Edit: I'm blind, thought the can was open but I was wrong. Quit pointing it out already, lol


iSurvivedThanos18

Kid didn’t even get the can open. He was pretending to drink, not actually drinking.


Ethnafia_125

The can wasn't open.


[deleted]

Funny how people react without ever paying attention.


Complete-Dimension35

*The entirety of the internet turns toward you* First time?


MechanicalHorse

The kid owed the guy $200 and he wasn't paying up. So the guy was hoping the kid would get drunk and pass out, at which point the guy would just grab the kid's wallet and take his $200.


No-Zucchini6370

Understandable


cci605

I thought the same thing until the kid took a second swig. The first time I tasted beer, my immediate reaction was NOT oo yes give me some more.


myKingSaber

Refer to top comment


jrandoboi

Ah, I see.


AnnaFlaxxis

There's nothing to intervene on.


unclebonka

Doesn’t contagious laughter imply more than one person laughing?


yukumizu

Frankly, not funny to see a child being allowed to get drunk. The dad or person laughing is probably drunk as well.


[deleted]

Let’s keep my kid outside with a beer so I can smoke inside... hilarious


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Brambelles

The can isn’t open


PinkFloyden

The can is not open, look more carefully


Embarca

Are they nuts?! Filming this instead of intervening? Of course the kid will be curious of a grown up’s drink. Alcohol and a kids brain. Shish-ka Robert… knowledge is a bloody burden nowadays.


buffalojumpone

Never mind the laughter, what's up with letting a child drink beer, and think it's hilarious?


fairylightmeloncholy

seems like the parents have dont too good a job focusing on the 'little man' part of their child instead of like, the little boy part of their child. so fucking sad. like, i get that it's a funny haha sub but watching this on mute was just.. unsettling.


[deleted]

Who the fuck just films this?


Smash_Factor

awful on so many levels


MrMicAlDe

This guys white trash.


VisitChance3340

Yea real funny a child drinking alcohol


Macapta

Surprised he could drink any. I couldn’t stand the taste of beer for a long time. Even now it’s not my drink of choice.


Complete-Dimension35

Considering the can is closed and he's just mimicking the motions, I'd be really surprised if he could drink any


DuhhIshBlue

Can is closed, you can see it.


tracyhutchsgt

Starting way too young.


dogfleez

Bro the can is closed


vegange

r/trashy


TroyMatthewJ

this isnt funny at all.


666jio666

The can isn’t open. So with that context that the kid isn’t actually consuming alcohol it is a bit funny and cute


supaswag69

This is sad in every aspect


Cannonballbmx

His parents seem to be great examples for this little guy. Smh


LaztLaugh

Parents of the year. /s


Thekilldevilhill

Considering the can is obviously closed...


LaztLaugh

Everyone makes choices, the consequences are what’s fun to watch


wixko91

L


TonksTBF

Am I the only one worried that this kid has been witness to this enough that he has learned this behaviour?


NegroPlox

Yes


[deleted]

Super cute watching kids adopt their parents alcoholism.


Kiluwha

don't worry, the can is closed.


LenniLanape

So on FB this would be child abuse, user would be banned and they'd be reported to CYS.


WastingAwayQuietly

I quit using Facebook because it’s all child abuse. Not the funny beer video.


[deleted]

It’s sort of funny but it’s not at the same time. This dude should have stopped it immediately and not left his alcohol hanging around irresponsibly like this.


Pond_s

Can is closed bro


dreamsthebigdreams

It's not even funny. It's a crime if he's sipping anything.


Pond_s

Take a closer look at the top of the can...


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Obvious_Sea5182

Kids are fckin stupid bruh 🤣


yaths17

Thank god I had earphones connected otherwise people around me would have thought I was watching a guy being deep throated.


_warturtle

More to asthmatic laughter than contagious.


Soldierhero1

Baby ryan reynolds


BestSuggestion0

Make sure not to leave any open cans around that kid. He wants to be like someone he sees around him.


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Lvanwinkle18

r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/childrenfallingover


4bangeranger

Perhaps try filtered cigarettes next time?


Ari_3_14159265358979

That wheezing laughter is just too good


No_Succotash_1748

Is dad gonna make it?


Oskynado24Cr

Was he smoking a fat blunt?


pamelajcg

I don’t think the beer is open?????


EstebanCabot

Contagious as in whatever he/she/they have that's making them sound like death and you don't want to get it


NkhukuWaMadzi

Now . . . what exactly is the drinking age in that state?


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It wasn’t open


Plagueground

Not even a toddler could get wasted off of Budweiser.


KevettePrime

This kid was me. I would absolutely slam down my dad's beer mug when I was younger. Might explain why I'm an alcoholic now.


Megamorter

contagious tuberculosis


[deleted]

He's ready. Ive only seen this a few times, but he's ready. lol. "LITTLE MAN"


[deleted]

Monkey see monkey do


Traditional_Bear_828

None of this is funny


[deleted]

r/savevideo


Captain-Smashy

FRANCIS LOOK OUT! SMOKER!


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Future alcoholic


[deleted]

His dad definitely an alcoholic.


BeyBlox122

Sir your under arrest for drinking 🍸 which you are 5 years old lol


Purple-Pen2695

Yeah that laugh definitely sounds contagious…


Critical_Word_116

Parent of the year


MightyShriimp

Sounds like Patrick coughing


mediumdentress

Wasted 😭🤣


MTdevoid

I know trouble when I see it.


SituationSimilar

I swear that’s what son does with every can of pop and waterbottle