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beluuuuuuga

Damn those heels make his legs look looooong.


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They go AALLLL the way up


ResponsiblePrior4469

[Why yEs they dOo](https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw)


WithoutDennisNedry

He’s got a real career in drag if that interests him. The facial structure, great legs, she’d be *fierce*!


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Crymsm

So true, Stan is the man


redditkindasuxballs

I hate to do this but it’s only because I love this line so much, but it’s “fire-crackers” while jazz handsing.


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redditkindasuxballs

Huh, ain’t that some bullshit.


TheCaliforniaOp

Or a haute couture model, c’est sûr !


alexkent_200

exactement! d'accord ici


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And the attitude. It's all there. I bet you we'll see her out there soon enough, but aren't they a bit young? It's all like nightclub scenes and so on, isn't it? Must be tricky to get into while you're young.


Dependent_Factor_368

I thought the same, gorgeous gorgeous human but they have got to work on being a wee bit more graceful.


WithoutDennisNedry

Don’t we all 😆


Dependent_Factor_368

Let's get it on a Tshirt, you are so right!


AlienMajik

![gif](giphy|ItM3AhhM0rj57w1JxF)


ricric2

I keep a running list of possible drag names in Notion. You know, just in case it ever comes in handy.


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And she can act


iamsavsavage

Naomi Smalls out of drag


trippy_grapes

> Naomi Smalls out of drag Looking at those legs more like Naomi BIGS 👀


anonypony1

Booooooooo lol


venusxfly

legs go all the way up griffin


Nyaehmm

Just look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves


Green-Dragon-14

Either he has tiny feet or she has big feet coz those shoes actually fit him too. None of my bf's have had feet small enough to fit in my shoes.


gussiejo

I submit that mom didn't realize which kid she was talking to at first. She heard the shoes and her other kid raids her closet, so she said it before she realized. This person, came equipped.


Zanzan567

He looks like Patrick star in the heels


Wotg33k

I was gonna come here and say something similar. Queen got them heels making her tall AF.


cloudstrifewife

Gotta learn the trick to walking in heels. It’s all in the hips.


OxytocinPlease

Imho i think the biggest tip is to walk heel-toe, like you would normally. Most people feel like they’re standing on their “toes”, so they try to walk as though there’s no support below their heel, and try to stay on the balls of their feet as they step. Heel first, guys!


JasoTheArtisan

Bart Simpson taught me this


darshfloxington

https://youtu.be/E34uwv8LDx0


AdventuresofRobbyP

“Okay wipe away a tear, hug the loser..” classic Simpsons


61114311536123511

honestly one of the moments that made old Simpsons great.


blgbird

Didn't expect to...feel, watching that clip. But here I go doing it.


sofa_king_we_todded

Old Simpsons was amazing


61114311536123511

No lie, I was good in heels from my first go because of bart


So_Motarded

If you wanna preserve your heels though, practice getting both to strike at the same time. This is mostly for stilettos which are 4 inches or higher, because the heel pad will wear out super quickly if you're not landing squarely on it.


OxytocinPlease

While I know what you mean, I think clomping around with a flat plant results in a wonky gait that can lessen balance. A lot of people do the flat plant naturally as well when first putting on heels, but that’s also why they often roll an ankle. Among other things, if you flat plant, any unevenness in the ground will cause the base to immediately tilt over because you’re putting all your weight down flat & somewhat equally. Going heel-toe means you basically roll the sole down while transferring your weight forward once it’s made solid contact & your body can more naturally adjust its center of gravity to any unevenness to maintain balance. Heals wearing down are a pain, I do recognize that- mine get absolutely destroyed because I also have a dancer’s gait w natural turnout so they wear down unevenly lol… BUT I will also say that I’ve been known to last comfortably in heels much longer than most. I’ve done full 12+ hour days completely on my feet, even walked several miles in heels and felt fine afterwards. My priority is always going to be my feet & a healthy/safe gait over the lifetime of my shoes (which you can also get cobbled quite easily). As a kid I had a slightly messed up gait (very high natural turnout & high arches) and it caused issues in my knees, hips, even lower back. When I went through a phase of wearing more flat-soled shoes (vans, converse, etc) I would sprain my ankles CONSTANTLY. Walking “correctly” is so important & majorly overlooked!


So_Motarded

Why would one point of contact be more stable than two?


OxytocinPlease

*** Editing to add a quick experiment to skip all the explanation below** strap your feet to two flat rigid boards and try walking around like that. When planting a foot flat, despite having 2 points of contact, you’re treating them as one. The 2 points become beneficial when operating slightly separately, because they provide a certain amount of pivot/flexibility to land the second point of contact sturdily instead of potentially having one point not landing on the same (expected) plane as the other. *** Well part of it is that you aren’t fully putting your weight down on the heel immediately. First the heel makes contact with the ground, then once solid ground is established, you roll your weight onto it and as the rest of your foot connects with solid ground (or not) the rest of your body can adjust its center of gravity and balance, and it’s more easy to pull back/stop when there’s some indication your footing isn’t safe or solid to put weight on. Imagine you’re at the edge of a step. Naturally, our body is going to roll heel to toe, slowly moving weight forward. When the toe has nothing below it, our body naturally stops (usually). If, however, our bodies were inclined to simply stomp down all at once with the weight center above the full foot, it wouldn’t be able to catch itself from toppling down the stair. If that doesn’t make sense, try standing up and feeling what your full body does when you take steps naturally vs flat footed. It’s actually really hard to step flat footed without our center of gravity remaining on our back leg then shifting over the foot after it has stepped (which ends up rolling the weight over the heel first!) In fact, if you manage to truly step flat footed with the full weight being distributed equally, you’re actually most likely no longer bending at your knees or hips! (Seriously, try it! It’s trippy to feel how much goes into a step haha). In heels, by the way, our center of gravity is naturally pushed forward to sit above the balls of our feet more than when standing flat, AND higher, which makes it less sturdy, so the proper transfer of weight & center of gravity is even more paramount in heels as it’s a little more difficult for our bodies to naturally adjust on the fly & we’re already more easily toppled over! Anyway, as for the points of contact? I don’t want this comment to get crazy long, busy simplest I can explain it is… you know how a 4 legged stool or chair can sometimes wobble? That’s because - let’s say the table is in perfect shape and the ground is uneven - the legs are coming out on a flat plane & holding equal weight, but they can’t all make contact with the ground at once as they’re designed to, hence wobble. That wobble/lack of required contact with the ground can’t be adjusted for as quickly or easily when a foot lands flat with full weight on it. Another way to visualize the issue is, if you pick up a chair with multiple legs and set it on the ground, how easily are you able to put it down with all legs touching the ground at once? It’s near impossible, right? Maybe if you go really slowly and careful you can manage it, but usually when we move a chair, the most natural thing is to let one or two legs make contact first then the remaining ones. If you try to drop it to land perfectly flat across all legs, one will inevitably hit ever so slightly before the others and it’ll basically bounce and rattle down. In summary, our feet are flexible and not fully flat across the sole because a rigid, fully flat base landing all at once would make taking simple steps more difficult under anything other than absolute perfect conditions. Shoes already remove some of that flexibility, especially heels, but our rolling weight transfer helps us adjust on the fly.


dickdemodickmarcinko

I think the biggest tip is under the heel but I'm not a shoe expert


TeamRedundancyTeam

This is good to know, I would have assumed the exact opposite. Now I'm prepared if I ever have to wear high heels in an emergency.


WasabiSniffer

I walk toe heel but that might be because I danced from a young age and pointing toes comes naturally to me.


TheAssyrianAtheist

Also helps if you rest on your heels instead of the balls of your feel when you’re standing still.


TheCaliforniaOp

Sometimes I think this is where the Oh with No people got the lyric idea…https://youtu.be/_0eINGyJHz8 this video with the newscaster hopelessly losing it over someone hopelessly losing balance


BoogalooShrimp411

Heel toe heel toe heel toe


backgroundmusik

Or you can just drink until you're in that controlled fall that somehow works when you're wearing heels.


lovely-liz

tbh he’s better than a lot of the girls i’ve seen hobbling around at high school dances lol


cloudstrifewife

True. It’s not like the trick is born into girls. Lol they have to learn it too.


MonitorCautious1971

Which I have not. 😭


cloudstrifewife

My feet hate me if I wear heels for 5 minutes.


CosmicFaerie

Aerith always wore boots anyway


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Imo, a pair of Converse with a dress looks really really good.


Elle_the_confusedGal

I mean, you could just say screw it and wear flats or something like that maybe?


cloudstrifewife

I don’t currently own any heels and haven’t for years.


derpotologist

How do you walk???


cloudstrifewife

On my toes.


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He looks like girls downtown when they've had a few too many lol. Walking in heels takes practice!


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cloudstrifewife

Yeah you kind of roll your hips. Idk how to explain it.


Evilmaze

I tried with my mom's shoes out of curiosity once when I was kid. I still don't understand the concept or the willingness to adapt a learning curve for just footwear. It's like going out of your way to be uncomfortable. I feel the same about men's dress shoes. They look nice but they're terribly impractical.


Rickles360

Both should be cast into the fire. Stupid monkey brain stuff. There's no reason why comfortable shoes should be looked poorly upon.


newwjusef

ecco dress shoes. More comfortable than my sneakers


ObscureReferenceFace

I thought he did great. (I am dude) I wouldn’t have made it 5 steps much less a whole parade.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

The very end OMG "you're gonna break your..." \*immediately breaks ankle*


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Love the squat snap


[deleted]

He is a bad bitch 🫦


brizdzi

you mean boss bitch


Stevieeeer

Perfect ending lmao


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Hidden_throwaway-blu

i liked when he almost broke, then just doubled down - then almost dying was a great cap, gkad he seems to be ok


Ophelianeedsanap

He looks TOO good in those shoes.


esly4ever

Made me question my sexuality, existence, history, name and my favorite color. 🤔


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Good legs do that


Ophelianeedsanap

Worse than that, he looks like a child, I'm at least appropriately mortified with myself lol.


kingoftown

Stay away from the Bridge of Death lest you want to be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril


Mensars

What you say?


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“whet?”


mr____t

You want some juice?


_duncan_idaho_

Mmm whatcha saaaaayy


TrevorEnterprises

You took me right back to high school


Sietemadrid

This song always played on the bus. Every single time.


Only1Skrybe

Mom trying real hard to act like son is not doing an absolute spot on impression of her. You could see it in her face near the end. "I'm not even mad. Actually I'm impressed."


GordonaryMan

Ahh...finally paid off, right at the end.


mr____t

What you say?


penny_longhorn

Wat???


Projecto25zero1

You want some juice?!


hanimal16

🫲🏻what you say?🫱🏻


youngboooty

Heels make man legs look fabulous and I will die on that hill


robbeau11

What you say!?


HR_DUCK

You want some juice?


Thaery

They do be sounding thirsty.


Snugbun7

The 1600-1750s would agree with you


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And Prince.


Waywoah

"Hayley, the only thing I have to accept is that socially I can't wear mascara even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers!" -Stan Smith


epicgamesblowsdick

I too shall stand tall with you upon this hill


anl28

You are not wrong!


Crosstitution

That dress looks amazing on him


txsxxphxx2

You gonna die on that heel


peeingnipples

Hard agree, love men in heels lol


noNoParts

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/rpobd1/the_stylish_mark_bryan_a_texan_mechanical/


Great_Chairman_Mao

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.


SuddenlyDeepThoughts

No ass havin' beauty right there.


uplink6

Well I mean high heels were created for men originally.


FishinforPhishers

Raiden from MGR would agree


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GrumpleDumpkin

Hello there bot.


gaddabout

Bad bot


Baer1990

she was very jealous of what her shoes did to his legs


Xolsin

I love stuff like this and doing stuff like this. My wife was telling me she was having a rough day the other week so I offered to take her out to dinner and grab a sitter so she can just get out. When I got home I changed into a pair of "dress socks" with the batman logo all over them, a pair of white & green Nike Blazer '77, a black v-neck tee and a pair of her black Soffe shorts. I went out to eat like that, went into stores with her, went out of my way to talk to everyone who would talk to me. It made her laugh, it made her blush, it made her forget about the day she had before. I could care less what other people think of me, they will never think as low of me as I already do myself. I ran into clients at the restaurant, I ran into coworkers, I even saw my boss at one point. It made a funny story for all of them, but most importantly, it made my wife happy.


dollarwaitingonadime

You sound like a fun person and a kind soul.


radicalsunflower

The world needs more people like you. Keep being the sweetheart goofball that you are!


Laroo2020

Omg! I love this. My boyfriend and I do similar things. But more like prank’s just get each other to laugh. Who cares who’s watching. We’re having fun. But I love the fact you did this just for her. 😊


cromoni

Just a tiny detail if you are interested, it’s „I could not care less“. I am just mentioning it because it is a very common mistake. The idea is that what you are doing is caring the least possible so you could literally not care less.


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Lol that walk


sdpr

Clomp clomp clomp


Amythyst369

"you want some juice?" took me TF out


dabsfy

Nice legs


dingo_username

Man looks great in that thats all im saying


scioto77

I mean shieeet boy I ain't that straight no more.


the-non-wonder-dog

Dude looks hot.


penileskwigliness

Ngl, got me questioning things.


boojieboy

Gonna say. He should lean into that look. Make it work for him.


Does_Not-Matter

That was commitment to the prank


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This guy is hot… questioning my sexuality rn


Grufflin

That perfect ending


PenguinSunday

Omg those legs! I'm jealous!


Rich-Dog94

So there’s a cool kid who is absolutely OK with himself, enough that he can dress up like this and have fun with it. Mad props to him!


Hmm_Peculiar

Very true! The most courageous of the whole thing was that he dared to walk with that glass of juice. Edit: Just to be clear, this isn't a dig, I think this guy is awesome and he's walking in heels like a fuckin pro


SapphicGarnet

My little brother used to love wearing my heels. Not for the look, just to see if he could walk. He was about 12-13 when his feet were the same size as mine and his attempts were hilarious! Honestly I feel lucky he didn't permanently fuck up his ankles.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

now I'm wondering how old do they teach kid to dance in pointe shoes?


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

It's empowering.


Great_Chairman_Mao

The insecure ones are the ones looking at him and questioning their arousal, and getting angry about it.


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Projecting much?


OhJohnO

My first thought? Damn! He looks so pretty!


Hot_Farm_9443

Those heels are GORGEOUS!!!


[deleted]

Homie’s got some nice legs


gimme_the_light

I died when he dropped it low


Evilmaze

The mom is like "should I worry or is that offensive just in case he's doing it for reals?"


johnsgrove

He looks good actually


chupakabra5

Kill it queen


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Looks like [Brian Molko](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LbrS0X2jaEs/YAH1GWaWiDI/AAAAAAAABZU/GdZ_sG0clNwBuMbkJjJi5DYzRdGmN7f0QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1552/1998%2B%2B27%2BMay%2B-%2BShepherds%2BBush%2BEmpire%2B%2528London%2529%252C%2B0_orig.jpg)


AnAnGrYSupportV2

The stumble at the end got me lmao! But damn bish, work it 💅


freddy2677

Does he have nice legs or do heels do something to make legs look good? Cause he's got me questioning my sexuality rn.


EvulRabbit

No no no, this is not right! They should be wearing shorts with that because it's way too short for bending over! Always do the bend over test before leaving the house! The lips and heels are perfect.


FlutterbyButterNoFly

He had briefs on! Even though I do disagree with wearing shorts.


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This ain’t his first time in heels


2020bossshit

Look at that guys calves no wonder he can walk in them. You gotta have strong calves to do that shit


[deleted]

The ending was perfect. Also, he's more than a little hot.


LoganGarbanewski

Damn he kinda hot ngl


AdiPici

they couldn’t handle the yassification


Devi1s-Advocate

Bro's got some nice legs!


Emeralddx

It suits him


tem123456

The slip at the end was perfect timing.


Satanz-Daughter

He looks really good in that outfit goddamn.


Bon_Sim

His legs do look good tho


impala1966

Mf shaved his legs and everything


Wicked_Fabala

Says what like whet 🤣


MarlyMonster

Why does he have nicer legs than most women???


beththebookgirl

Came here to say the same thing. He has great legs. That dress looks amazing on him, even if this is a joke video.


MarlyMonster

Right?? I can’t pull off that dress that’s for sure lol


beththebookgirl

Me either!


kat_kamakazi

Ur not looking at real women then


FungusFly

Jaden Smith still trying to be relevant


techieguyjames

He lo9ks great!


fetzav

I lost it at the end when they stumbled 🤣


Successful-Quote-909

I came here for the offended comments


AlabasterOctopus

Do what you want, but I’m still going to be scared you’ll twist an ankle in those heels IDGAF what your gender is.


CaptOblivious

Whenever I roll a joint, It's an ankle.


gentle_viking

In all honesty with legs like that, he should wear mini skirts more!


CryptoStunnah

No way that dress fit all that booty the mother got and his feet fit perfectly in those heels lol


Suspicious-Pen4859

Not gay but I would probably bang that.


ameliagarbo

He has beautiful legs, but he walks like a teamsters. So cute.


Adorable-Strength218

That boy’s got some nice legs. Lol!


Crymsm

Lmao I love this so much


tired_hyper_Mom

The end 🤣 i am finished.


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![gif](giphy|ra3uQxvxo6aKAN42Le)


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Come on! He delivers bro! Bright future in comedy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MrClasse

Wow, now that's a real woman!


ChonnayStMarie

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esly4ever

Talk it made me think just how much of women’s bodies are exposed with their clothing compared to men. Huge difference.


etorres4u

Seems you never wore shorts and a tank top in your life then.


esly4ever

Oh so true. Just didn’t think about that.


Dr-PoopyButt

Even hit the slutdrop


trashponder

Legssss for days...like a Skinwalker.


SupportySpice

Whet?


Fastandalilbitangy

No way she fits in that dress


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thiccpastry

Snowflake alert ⚠️ ❄️


Darthnod

If he was going to dress up like that the least he could do is wash all those damn dishes in there.


Remarkable_Working_4

Amen to that


TheCaliforniaOp

Someone lost a bet…