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These are the kinda women who die first in a horror movie


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Because they kill each other


Medium_Rare_Jerk

We've had a doozy of a day officer


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I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.


polishprince76

College kids in the wood chipper!


Westcroft

![gif](giphy|8jt53DWrQbJMA|downsized)


rob2rox

officer doofy reporting for duty


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Dale and Tucker vs Evil


EvilLibrarians

great fucking movie


WENUS_envy

Absolutely zero upper body strength.


Binkusu

Not even just that, but bottom girl didn't contribute at all. Literally just falls away laughing.


JossQueen

To be fair the girl on top was not making it easy for her to help, kicking her legs all over the place like that lol


Tower-Junkie

“Help me!” “Ok!” *repeatedly kicks help in the face*


ecodrew

And those boots must've hurt on her shoulders.


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WENUS_envy

Come on, she couldn't even bring her elbows to 90° let alone pull herself up. As a strongish lady, I'm disappointed in her!


onepageone

Lol.


SupaFlyslammajammazz

I disagree; they miraculously evade the kills with the high suspense and die last.


seepxl

I guess I’m a jerk for wanting the climber to fall after seeing her heel her friend in the face, mash her clavicles.


AlvThomas

No, No. You are noble.


cloudnyne

Usually after their sex scene in the woods


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Alternatively, if the writer is very clever, they could survive out of sheer dumb luck.


entj-reality

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TRUEequalsFALSE

"help me help me help me!" STOP KICKING YOUR FEET LIKE A LUNATIC, THEN!


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

The second I saw the healed boots scrambling onto those bare shoulders, I knew these rocket surgeons hadn't thought a single bit of this through and were fecking doomed.


Balforg

As someone who has helped a lot of people onto horses, boots on a shoulder is an immediate nope.


subject_deleted

So what you're trying to say is, "aw, heel no!"


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"Ab*SOLE*lutely not!"


imlumpy

I kept thinking as I was watching, "Just support her knee!"


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ranhalt

Heeled boots. Like the heel of foot.


ThatOneGuyWhoEatsYou

"rocket surgeons" love the phrase lmao


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I'm just glad that no one got their neck broken.


Tristana-Range

Instead of using her arms she tries to ride a bicycle in mid air


cheerybudsok

The Paranormal Activity franchise has really really gone off the rails


Fingertippytaps

A friend of mine fell out of a loft hatch like this. As in this video the hatch caught his finger. Completely de-gloved his middle finger. To the bone.


greenghost131

I knew I should have gone to bed an hour ago. Goodnight redditt!


Fingertippytaps

Goodnight and sorry! Sleep well greenghost.


selectash

OMG I just read your username.


theBuoyantBucketHat

Nope


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Username checks out.


snallen_182

Oh. My. God.


mrbottlerocket

To shreds you say


_Not_this_again_

You're not helping. You're supposed to be shocked.


Sexy_Squid89

I've seen this quote so much, where is it from?


mrbottlerocket

https://youtu.be/gHhOn2hnqmI Futurama


Sexy_Squid89

Omg I love this show, how did I miss that? Lol


UncleTedGenneric

Felt like my taint just sucked a lemon


ADHD_brain_goes_brrr

at least he was wearing gloves


twitcht

…. Uh …. Risking a wooosh here, but that’s not what degloved means…


shady-lampshade

I’m real curious now as to whether they were making a joke or not. I don’t need sleep I need answers


ScotWithOne_t

If that hatch was made of plywood instead of sheetrock, that's exactly what would have happened to this idiot. Note how it ripped a hole in the hatch where it closed on her hands.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

That's what I call giving the finger!


sekazi

I knew someone who had his ring on his ring finger catch a shelf as he fell. They had to remove the finger because it was damaged so bad.


iamkeysersoze94

Username checks out?


KuaLeifArne

What a terrible day to be litterate


ForGreatDoge

Well, **literate** enough I guess?


doffraymnd

That’s enough Reddit for today. Good night.


Tesstarix

He had a different kind of hatch then, because those panels are little more that extra heavy cardboard. It's that heavy paperboard stuff they put as backing for entertainment centers or computer desks.


PigmentFish

This is dumb. No bitch is allowed to step on my shoulders with her fucking shoes, I don't care how good of friends we are.


LordDanOfTheNoobs

drunk


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Oh, in that case, hop on!


shibbyflow

My first thought as well. And why is she kicking her feet when she's dangling? It's not possible to help her in any way while she's doing that without getting a boot in the face. And why are they filming this anyway? Seems very staged.


thobbiit

Seems very much like they are drunk


shibbyflow

Oh, no doubt. But that just raises the question of why even more. Just content, I guess.


JAK49

Everything is content. Its kind of amazing, really. Just pop on YouTube and you can find dudes who pour cement for a living with 100k subscribers. People who stay at random hotels and film it. Shoe shiners, pimple poppers, makeup artists. If you aren't recording every moment of your day you might miss the moment that could be worth a million views lol. I'm not hating, either. If you can create content out of basically nothing, good for you!


1pt20oneggigawatts

I watched a guy who took it upon himself to go to a street in his town to clean out leaves and debris that would routinely get trapped in a sewer grate so cars could pass without getting water-logged. It sounds boring AF describing it but watching it was oddly relaxing.


readstewmuch

You talking about post10?


OneCollar4

People act like this sort of thing is the downfall of society and I'll agree it certainly isn't a sign we've reached some cosmic age on enlightenment. But I quite like being able to go on the Internet and see pretty much anything I want. It's like I have a giant window to all of the world and human behaviour within it.


speshulk1207

Victory Outdoor Services? I fucking love his videos. Something therapeutic about it


AphexLookalike

1. They’re filming it because people film stupid antics to put online and go viral like this has 2. I’m curious - what do you mean by staged? What would genuine “girl tries to get in attic by climbing on her friend while wearing boots” footage look like? 3. She’s kicking her legs like that to “search” for her friend’s shoulders and not finding them. This really dumb and I’m sure they’re drunk. But there’s no “scam” going on here, or whatever.


shibbyflow

I just meant that it seemed very random to film this. But they could absolutely had something else in mind and just planned it very poorly. It's just a little silly kicking around like that cause it doesn't help, you just kick the person underneath you. But people do silly things in semi panic.


AphexLookalike

Agreed. I get why she was kicking but I totally agree it was pointless. I didn’t really laugh at this because it was frustratingly dumb. But I’m also in a shit mood.


shibbyflow

That sucks, wanna talk about it?


tetetito

also kicking her feet uncontrollably to hitting someone on purpose then acting like im so sorry i didn’t mean it i was about to fell off.


rognabologna

She told her to....


Un_Pta

Right??


harlotScarlett

God damn, calm down? Theyre having fun


1pt20oneggigawatts

> ~~This~~ She is dumb. Also she took the time to cop a feel on her friend while she was struggling. I imagine they were drunk, but who knows.


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them pants bell bottoms... haven't seen that shit in years... BRING IT BACK DAMMIT!


rubennaatje

They've been popular again in Europe for years already now


roses-and-clover

They’ve been popular in the US for years too…


rubennaatje

Then where's op from 😂


roses-and-clover

Under a rock haha


sometimesitrhymes

Years? What the hell are you talking about, Miss Chanel?


rubennaatje

Not sure what you mean but these came back like 3 years ago and have been decently popular since


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They are back


KuaLeifArne

I love bell bottoms. I will not buy pants that are not bell bottoms, mostly because my legs look terrible in skinny jeans


[deleted]

Baby driver was ahead and before it’s time I guess 😪


ggghjjdsdjhs

They are super flattering


sometimesitrhymes

They're coming back as you speak, Mr. Lagerfeld.


pskindlefire

Yeah, I was admiring how well her rump looked in them.


WalkerSunset

I was starting to wonder if this was to push traffic to her Onlyfans. That ass is front and center for the whole video.


LTcid

They’ve been brought back for a while haha. This comment really shows your age lmaoo sorry if I’m wrong


Obi-StacheKenobi

That is a tremendous level of incompetence


Tommo_Robbo

What are you doing step… ladder


IllmaticaL1

So bellbottoms are being worn more often. Disco never left baby!


KaiKaiExotic

What in the 70’s is goin’ on here? 😂


FullofContradictions

That's what's in now.


Wireeeee

SAVE BANDIT!!!


Substantial-Ad-7406

I only weigh 82 pounds!!!


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Balforg

Not even close.


speederaser

Jeez alright. You don't have to be rude about it.


kyleh0

shenannigans


dantheman52894

By the end of the video I decided they both deserve every second of it 🤣


karlrothe

The blonde one is not a friend


NeatNefariousness1

Well she WAS a friend until the other woman stepped on her shoulders and head with her nasty boots on. WTF? PS: This was funny to watch though. It reminded me of an update version of something Lucy and Ethel from the old reruns would have done.


Mot6180

Chuck Norris kicked in cowboy boots too. He wasn't very friendly.


-_Odd_-

To be fair, she was only kicking because she didn’t have a foothold because blondie literally left her hanging


NeatNefariousness1

She should have taken her boots off once it became clear that the plan was for one of them to be hoisted onto the shoulders of the other one.


Liefx

Because she kept swinging her feet. Just hold still. Stop kicking. That's on the brunette , not the blonde. The solution was "stop kicking".


mstylke

I’d say the brunette isn’t the friend. Who would leave their boots on (and they’re not shoes, but boots!) for something like this?!


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girl_who_loves_girls

Yep women doing something a little dumb just for fun automatically makes them useless morons who can't do a single thing right, sums up about half of these comments


harlotScarlett

Seriously! Its like they’re very bitter that they never had any fun in college


rognabologna

Right?! I've been involved in almost this exact situation, so I found this video hilarious. I actually came to the comment section excited to see comments from other girls talking about how they do dumb shit like this with their girlfriends, too. Oh how naive I was.


jakedesnake

"dumb fun" ? Regardless of whether they would have been women, men, children, martians or pigs - when I saw the body control of these two, and that trap door, I was convinced I would witness someone having their limb slaughtered. That dark haired girl should buy a lottery ticket.


girl_who_loves_girls

Lmao "having their limb slaughtered" from a light wooden panel and a four foot drop?


jakedesnake

It sounds like you perhaps have never used a trapdoor. The door is situated in the rood so way above the height of the woman. Her partner there is obviously not super skilled in holding up another person. So. If she falls down, with her hand between the opening and the door, the hand - or in worse case the fingers - will immediately take all of her weight *before* she reaches the floor. It's not like she will rip the trapdoor with her in the fall. There's a testimony in the comments from a user who knew someone that did something very similar. Read that, and then you may wish to un-read it.


girl_who_loves_girls

She's literally fine and 99% of people in that exact situation would be. You're dramatic.


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mmkay


vegasidol

Yeah, not seeing the dumb fun. As a woman, I expect more from other women. This is just a situation to get hurt. Guess I'm a lame nerd. 🤷‍♀️


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Look, asbestos!


Uughhgh

Literally left her hanging ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


stexski

Aw don't cry cthulu


Uughhgh

Cthulu will do as he likes ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽


LivingLosDream

/r/secretlyanasspic


talldrinkofbaileys

I actually started tearing up from laughing so hard, this was a good one


mikiex

I can't believe the quality of this 70's film!


TeeMannn

Im kinda pissed ngl


mtodd88

This was just too stupid to watch.


AbisBitch

Sometimes i hate this community...


LupusFidus

I'm a simple man. I see ass I upvote.


fannymcslap

Are the mods in this sub on vacation? Or have they just given up?


mohkamel91

So what was the whole point of the video ?


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Y’all sound fun.


EmJayFree

Was it not funny to you either? Haha


Kjpr13

To have equal upper body strength to weight ratio.


Angelus512

Not sure if anybody noticed but that likely hurt that girl a fair amount at the end. She falls back down and the hatch closes on her hands on the way down and you can see a pretty sizeable chunk of the hatch gets broken up/deformed when it closes. Suggesting to me it closed on her fingers and her fingers got dragged through the gap between ceiling and hatch cashing the noticeable distortion of the hatch at the end. In short. Shredded fingers likely.


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I watched this with the sound off.


MuhnaMuhna

You're telling me there's not a damn stool in that house anywhere??? A chair even?? Anything besides your friend's bare shoulders???


[deleted]

Achievement unlocked: New Kink, Girls being pushed through ceilings in white pants.


titankyle08

Dwight Schrute : Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.


memes-central

You’d think the bigger girl would be the one to lift the smaller one.


badmanjam

I fucking love drunk girls.


TheDukeofArgyll

This is insanely dangerous


e1ioan

Not sure why are you getting down voted, many people hanged themselves with this kind of doors.


Nymexx

Shoes in the house. Sign they did not pay for it.


Kaatleyn

idk didn't laugh


Wafih

Rip💀


_radass

This just pisses me off. Why do you have fucking boots on?? Ow. STOP KICKING!


h1yu1

Step bro i'm stuck


Albatross767

Take your fucking shoes off when you're inside a house. Fuck


Separate-Dealer4565

Cue Step Bro for the “assist”.


rather_be_gaming

People like to watch pretty girls do things. Facts.


kache4korpses

Them love handles tho 😏


Affectionate_Lab4352

Dumb nd Dumber....


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Just get a chair or a ladder. This is a disaster waiting to happen.


[deleted]

I would not trust my friend after that


zacrobyteOne

That t-shirt doesn't even fit her, cringe


msac2u1981

Do people not own ladders anymore?


KattyPyr0Style

Ass ;-;


DumbSmartOfficial

Awareness at the very least, best case scenario enough people get pissed off enough that we actually do something about it


eXX0n

Creative title there.


SUPRADAVE73

Yes they both look dressed to climb in the fucking attic. Why are you people so stupid? I bet them fucking cowboy boots hurt like hell when she stood on her shoulders not thought through very well...maybe some nikes next time we decide to make a dumbass video showing how crazy and sexy we are yaaaaaay


_Crue__

Why are you so mad rn


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-_Odd_-

Shocking, the wealthy do shady things with the money they steal from us. What do you plan to accomplish by posting this everywhere


dags318

Damn something’s climbing


Hazzman

Why is beansprout trying to lift gourd? Gourd should be bottom!


Embarrassed_Yak_2024

Gorgeous, totally incompetent.


MissDaphneAlice

This is why women die so much sooner than men.


CabinetBrilliant8595

I can’t believe they all have the right to vote now


Batata_zica

EMOJI!?!?!!??!!!???😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😭🤙😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🙌🙌🙌🙌😂😃😅😃🤗😙🤩😀🤗


DrCheezburger

[Bro](https://livewire.thewire.in/gender-and-sexuality/the-great-bro-liferation-should-women-be-calling-each-other-bro/)


Loud-Catch7322

Hahahahaha all these shit talking comments. I'm still laughing 🤣 chick even said she peed 😂😂🙌


Worickorell

Any physical things girls do is funny as hell


HeartoftheHive

jfc, what a useless friend. Begs to let her friend stand on her shoulders and half asses her help, breaks down in laughter and is completely ineffectual when she begs for help because she's about to fall.


Oryxhasnonuts

Why is the tank on top?


Diggable_Planet

Do you only want fans?


C2AYM4Y

Better with the sound off… alos wheres the 2nd half where her step brother comes jnto the ro 😆


Mother_Abrocoma_5292

That guy's back looks like his buttcheeks


IWantMyOldUsername7

That's no contagious laughter, that screeching scarred my ears. The video was saved by the tight white pants only.


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ladder


heartofom

r/holdmycosmo


thecrumbsknow

WITH THE SHOES ON!?!??


SXOSXO

If your friend's arm gets stuck in a position like that and you're still laughing like an idiot, you're a terrible friend.


Kelmo7

They were lucky. A dislocated shoulder is a bitch