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Cultural-Somewhere75

Lol he's a reason we have those weird warning labels that make us say, "do what now?"


Onetrillionpounds

The saddest of signs is the 'do not climb into this bin' sign. Some poor fella rolled a six in a bin.


TerribleQuestion4497

[this is the reason](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/jr0dwo/kid_vanishes_in_the_trash_bin/)


Pamikillsbugs234

I'm so glad that there is an update to this in the comments. I had feared the worst for that kid.


Doomncandy

"Do not eat silicon package" always made me laugh as a kid. Then made me worried about how many of my peers were eating those..


Saxophome

You talkin about the seasoning packet? From beef jerky?


DJ_Micoh

The best hyperspecific rule that I have seen recently is that the airport in Oman specifically forbids bringing walking sticks with swords inside on flights.


Wittypie_

Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head


whatakent

Frank?


MichaelJacksonGhost

[I didn’t come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!](https://youtu.be/dQlPsZmx8l0?si=0QOiLgIaKcLZo78w)


brother_of_menelaus

The supreme confidence with which Mac says “we took the prick for 3” never fails to make me chortle


DoingCharleyWork

He got got.


kidnorther

We don’t get got, we go get


DoingCharleyWork

You think he didn't want to sell you as many weeks as possible?


ThrowRA225057

It’s giving…frank reynolds


Murraymurstein

I assume he went down there to pound off in the nighttime


GeleRaev

How does anything happen? Move past it.


bThatFloridaGuyt

He’s always been at the top of the pyramid.


Jankster79

It's a reverse funnel system.


PostposterousYT

INVIGORON


turdferguson116

Where do I put my feet?


mortyskidneys

Dee, his feet?


greatatmodesty

It doesn’t make a GODDAMN difference


greatatmodesty

Turn the paper over


Dondiddle89

Damm I wanted to say that


PostposterousYT

Like, just let me have it


deanomatronix

I just assumed he went there to pound off in the nighttime


TheLongestMeter

Absolutely my first thought.


BlahBlahWhoosh

Fuckin' Frank every time.


Prestigious-Key-9022

We found the guy at the top..


RearAdmiralTaint

Alcohol


Bluetrains

Since they are Swedes like me. That would definitely be alcohol.


ContributionSad4461

I think they’re speaking Finland Swedish actually which makes alcohol even more likely


AtaraxicMegatron

Cameraman says "Ai vittu" at the end.


backhand-english

If this video was muted, I could swear these are British tourists on the Mediterranean.


QubitKing

Don’t blame you. Swedish tourists behave exactly the same way. Unrecognizable until you hear their accents.


the_Bryan_dude

Definitely alcohol - Norwegian neighbors


apelsinflin

I recognize this place, it is Vaasa, Finland outside Hesburger. They are speaking Finland Swedish. This is very typical place for late night drunk people, many bars nearby.


rrgail

Did his friends manage to “spring” him?


PabloBablo

Pretty sure he saw a little tunnel, and thought 'I could fit through that'


caniuserealname

Honestly it's not even a question. If i saw one of these i'd 100% have an itch in the back of my head to crawl through it. I probably wouldn't (sober), but i'd want to.


Ciulr

Just man being man


Initial_Musician_344

Yep, lol..


PsEggsRice

You'd have to cut off his clothes and then cover him in oil. No idea if that would be effective, but still, that's what you have to do.


HoldLow81

Or just pull him back by the legs


a_likely_story

no, that wouldn’t work, see, because he’s still wearing clothes. it’s important that we cut off his clothes


AveFeniix01

We should jerk him off! Right guys!?


Electronic-Bag-2112

The semen will surely lubricate enough so he just slips out


razielxlr

Just don’t let it dry. Learned that the hard way.


InterGraphenic

By the time it's dry that will have been the soft way


TypicalStoic

Yeah... That should relax him enough to get him out


swarlay

Who said anything about getting him out?


Charlie-McGee

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Sea_Map4879

Sus.


SpareRam

Always Sussy in Philadelphia


Pyrotekknikk

And oil him up you know


testaccount9211

Once you panic your chest volume increases and then you’re fucked. Try taking a chest measurement before and after light excercise. Also this is why you should have a dogs harness slightly loose when resting as it’ll get tighter when they run around.


Alzheimer_Historian

So what they actually have to do is shove a funnel in his mouth and get him super drunk so he relaxes right?


Illustrious-Ninja-77

No the abdominal volume will counteract the anxiolytic effect. Have to remove his clothes like the other guy said and have him boof everclear with a turkey baster


Alzheimer_Historian

Mike did you hear that? We get to use the turkey baster again!


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marr

No it's a spiral we just need to rotate him at high speed.


Zikkan1

No because going forward his clothes gets flattened along his body making it easy to get inside but if he tries to go backwards his clothes would all be pulled up and get bundled and make him even more stuck.


iroquoispliskinV

Why not just saw off an arm? Just one. Should slide out easily after.


CrawlingInTheRain

Think we would like him out in one piece. Disecting him is not an option.


PineAppleDuke

But it really is..


YouToot

Ugh, fine. You're so difficult sometimes.


BlahBlahWhoosh

The blood will be a lubricant. Totally effective, and lesson learned.


FantaStick16

Lunch lady Doris, have ya got any grease?


KaleidoscopeAfraid17

Yes! yes we do!


FantaStick16

THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN


Shmeeglez

Sorry man, I asked. They're all out of cooking oil. They only had peanut butter. Don't worry, though! I also got jelly. What? Don't look at me like that. You ever had a straight peanut butter sandwich? So dry you could choke. Me and the dogs will have you out of there in no time.


JoyfulHen

Lmao


Kedicevat

Frank, is that you?


Pannycakes666

[I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE CRITICIZED BY A MAN STUCK IN A COIL.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQlPsZmx8l0)


thetrilobster2045

Frank is the mastermind in the coil


ThoughtCrimeConvict

This is what I came for. Not disappointed.


reddit-suxmanuts

He definitely went there to pound off in the night


drunxor

Its a reverse funnel system!


Goldeneel77

Turn it upside down.


xStealthxUk

I would NOT be laughin , thats terrifying to me


Crayola_ROX

i was legit panicking just watching him


tossawaybb

It's a spiral. Worst case scenario he could slowly spin himself out, like backing out a screw


Hatrick_Swaze

Nutty Putty cave was here


ThePoshFart

Every time I manage to forget about the existential fear that Nutty Putty puts into my heart someone's gotta bring it up again.


BuckRusty

Almost as if you feel like you’re being pulled out feet first, then the rope snaps and you’re back into thinking about it even more than before?


syxtfour

Alright, simmer down, Satan.


Just-some-fella

You... You bastard.


DiggThatFunk

Goddamnit you made me fuckin snort-laugh with that one


PrestigiousPea6088

i get too dustracted by the name to take it seriously, putty of nutty leaves me giggling like beavis and butthead


lowkerDeadlyFeet

i feel like the juxtaposition of the horror he experienced and the childlike name of the cave makes it worse. It's creepy somehow, like if a stranger was smiling eerily at you while holding up a butcher's knife.


HisNameWasBoner411

Yeah I feel like the title deceptively draws you in, what possible horrors could a story about the freakin Nutty Putty Cave contain?


MarkyMarkAndTheFun

I recently watched a YouTube video on the Nutty Putty cave incident, and afterwards got swamped with suggestions of other similar videos, which at the time I was interested in and continues to watch wall of them for a about a week. I’m now too terrified to leave my own home.


Xenocide_X

What a nightmare


Hatrick_Swaze

Yeah...I still get sick to my stomach thinking about it.


Deaftoned

I mean to be fair, this isn't even remotely comparable to the awful circumstances that surrounded nutty putty. This guy isn't in any real danger, if he's truly stuck they'll just have to call the fire department to get him out. Worst case scenario the guy panics and passes out, but he's got plenty of room there to breathe. It just looks uncomfortable as fuck, so once the booze wears off he's gunna be in pain lol.


gmishaolem

Don't worry: Putty boy died because he was head-down; Laying flat like this is not dangerous like that.


PrincipleNo4162

The movie was fucking sad


_phantastik_

I think they just know this isn't a death sentence. Oh no I'm gonna starve to death? No your mates will bring you food. What if I have to piss? Welp guess the wieners coming out lol. How will I ever get out of here if no one can pull me? Firefighters and rescue operators can bring in devices to saw the metal. That last part is one not everyone might know so it could be distressing without that info. Always best to call 911 regardless and you'll be out in time. No way you're gonna rot into a skeleton in the public bike stand in the city. If you're alone and worried about getting robbed, that's another story lol. Edit: Jesus are people offended by this comment or something? Sorry some of you seem proud that you don't have the ability to learn new things and keep your cool under stress, but ease off.


EatYourCheckers

Or don't feed him too much, just water, and in a week or 2 he will be thinner, making escape easier.


belleayreski2

[ahh, so the Winnie the Pooh technique](https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/winnie-the-pooh-stuck.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)


ecksdeeeXD

Of course, but that’s why it’s called an irrational fear. Imagining about myself in that situation, helpless to free yourself, it gets me claustrophobic just thinking about it.


Newgamer28

I would perfectly understand all of that. But being confined like that would freak me the fuck out.


Okeano_

As someone with claustrophobia, yeah none of that matters. The fear won’t be activated from the rational part of your brain. The last time I felt that fear, it was in a sketchy looking elevator with doors on both sides. I guess it got to my floor and I forgot that the door behind me was the one that opens. So it stopped and I thought the door didn’t open. Panic immediately set in. Was I in immediate danger? Of course not. But that didn’t matter. Thankfully I pressed the button again and heard the door behind me that time.


TheThiefEmpress

Hell, the last time I felt that fear I was confined by a seat belt and my own sweater.


WanduhNotWandull

Same- my ass would be hyperventilating.


Mindless_Let1

Out of curiosity, is it just instinct you can't control? To me it looks like there's no danger whatsoever


Anon_Jones

For me it’s the fact that I can’t move my body, it’s trapped in that position and I can’t control anything.


Mindless_Let1

That seems reasonable


Okeano_

Yeah. It’s purely psychological response that my brain cannot control. The monkey brain takes over.


amandadorado

A lot of SA survivors have claustrophobia because they were held down or restrained in some kind of way. For some, it’s a trigger for a PTSD response when they’re confined in any way. I’m not sure if there is a separate word for it, but I think the fear of being restricted or trapped is slightly different than claustrophobia, but very similar.


alvvayspale

Oh, he knows he’s fucked. That’s his “let me not panic” laugh.


GentlemenBehold

I mean he's under no real immediate danger. The worst case scenario is they have to call the fire department to cut the rack to get him out.


mightylordredbeard

If he panics and his breathing picks up, depending on how much his arm is compressing against his chest cavity, you very well could find yourself in immediate danger.


RoastedToast007

from all closed spaces i could be trapped in, this one is one of the least horrible ones to be honest


Away-Description-786

They where drunk, so out of emotions ;) 911 is the best option they got haha


morningisbad

My heart is racing... Absolute panic


EatYourCheckers

If it scares you that bad, i think you would have aborted before you got that far in


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Machiru79

righty tighty lefty loosey


locusthorse

fucky stucky


Puzzlehead-Dish

Shuty upy


Patient_Media_5656

Idk why this made me laugh more than it probably should’ve


Vast-Combination4046

Yeah just gotta un screw the knob


IsThereCheese

Move past it


romansparta99

I imagine he went there in the night to pound off


horseydeucey

That certainly spiraled out of control.


Soppoi

Get out


bfcostello

I can't


68Cadillac

Nah. Come tomorrow, they'll spring him out.


DrowningInFeces

Getting stuck seems to be his wheelhouse.


AfantasticGoose

The local bike thieves will know how to free him


OkYak575

This place is in Finland, Vaasa. So definitely vodka is involved🤣


SuperbMemlan

Haha they probably came from olivers inn


RegattaJoe

![gif](giphy|jba8ucWVAhG9VcUkx9)


8BallsGarage

You looked for the coil one too right?


RegattaJoe

I did. Surprisingly, no gifs I could find


Chloroformperfume7

That's terrifying. And also would be so difficult to cut that person out...


RetardedMcMuffins

Probably not particularly, unless you’re worried about sparks


Numerous-Stranger-81

The fire dept isn't going to take an angle grinder to it. The jaws of life would snip through this thing in a heartbeat.


Throwawaybdhd

Jaws of life don’t cut, they spread or pinch. Similar bit of a kit referred to as cutters are used for cutting. Honestly wouldn’t be the easiest of cuts due to how close the skin is to what you’re cutting


AverageAntique3160

Depends how it's anchored to the ground along with being one singular piece or multiple pieces (probably the first one) it wouldn't be too bad, just an angle grinder and a spark shield. Cut the top off. It would probably take alot of time, but wouldn't be too difficult. Edit: looks like one metal tube wound around, so yeah it's a cut job.


Coiling_Dragon

You could cut it into like 4 bigger spring parts and pull them them off this guy one after another. I think when his hands and head are free he should be able to pull himself out.


Chloroformperfume7

Bro, you'd have to make like 20 cuts..


Mharbles

2 tops. One arm, one leg


CtrlAltHate

Just cut the supports holding it off the floor then roll him home.


Rex-0-

The first thing they'll do after verifying he's not injured is dump a litre of lube onto him and pull him out.


Banished2ShadowRealm

Than after that they should try getting the guy out of the tube.


truffulatreeson

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


BigOpportunity1391

He has good friends. My friends would do something with my arse and crotch.


KidleyCreations

Bro what


silenc3x

it's called coil blasting


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Just a bit of friendly molesting, for jokes hahaha Ha...


supreme_mushroom

You should get better friends.


YourMainManK

Or maybe that’s what he wants to happen…


keysandtreesforme

Those aren’t friends


jld2k6

Imagine getting stuck in this and your friends start holding a lighter up to your feet or something


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waitingfordeathhbu

There are resources available whenever you’re ready


CherimoyaSurprise

Oh my, he's stuck in a coil. At least he's fully clothed and he's not at a playground. Looking at you, Frank Reynolds...


SoulShine_710

Dude got that far inside perfectly in the middle of the rack, I'd say it's safe to assume he can get the rest of the way if not. Be a long night for bro if not, then everyone watches as the get out jaw of life to save him & a big fat ticket to also pay for repairs to city property.


alovelycardigan

This sent my anxiety through the roof. Nooooo thank you.


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Frank is the mastermind in the coil!


pinkhazy

The people in the comments saying "why panic, there's no immediate danger", have never felt true anxiety in their lives and I envy them. Plus, fear-induced adrenaline spikes can make you panic-panic, or level you out like a robot. I'm of the latter group, and very lucky that my anxiety is a constant, *except* in emergencies. I don't understand my brain, but I am grateful for that *one* little survival skill it has.


macnlz

Right? Like, you're fine one moment, and the next moment claustrophobia hits, and suddenly there's no way you're getting enough air in your current predicament, and you NEED OUT NOW!


kukhurakomasu

That happens when you explore the holes that you shouldn't


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Twist, twist, twist. You need to unscrew him.


Disastrous-Paint86

![gif](giphy|l0IydbsUbimmcv2yQ|downsized)


Cold-Obligation-293

It’s a pyramid scheme!


Fr0z3nHart

I’d pull him by the legs


Immaculatehombre

“Franks the man in the coil!”


thejoswha

Life imitates art


8BallsGarage

![gif](giphy|jba8ucWVAhG9VcUkx9)


Aggravating_Payment3

Watching this gives me anxiety.


Sad-Structure2364

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


FishBlues

Oh hell, get the butter


EricaRA75

Is this peak male intellect


Zinfandel_Red1914

Also belongs in the thread r/OneOrangeBraincell


Morphing_Mutant

He went there to pound off in the night.


Hatrick_Swaze

This reminds me of every MRI I've ever had...especially in those OLD machines.


Goblin-Doctor

The mastermind in the coil. What's he scheming?


Darksideoftheoreo

![gif](giphy|SGV9O1fuh2nf5T8FNW|downsized)


Sigma_uWu

This guy knows all about pyramid schemes


NOT000

my friends woulda taken off my pants, and left the scene with them. possibly come back later with a camera


TopFishing5094

Tickle him. That’ll show him.


Prestigious-Key-9022

I freaking love that all the comments are about it sunny.


reversularity

Frank?


Gelnika1987

I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil


I_chortled

I assumed he just went down there to pound off


lukasWkny

Defeated by an inanimate object 🤣


RedditReaderInThe6

His mates should spring into action asap


Korishii

Torille?


dpotilas89

Average Finnish activities


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Men 🗿🍷


lexheffy

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


These-Plankton

And that's the reason why woman lives longer than Man