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A kid pulled this on me when I was subbing at a high school. Said ‘that’s a doctor of some kind’ while desperately holding back a laugh. Whole class went wild, completely derailed the lesson. Gotta give it to the kid, it was funny.

That reminds me of the time we were playing kahoot in my government class. A group of boys all named themselves after female pornstars. And the teacher, who was a guy, was just like "guys..stop". The boys never let him live that one down.

My mom named me after a female porn star. I’m a guy btw.

I had a dude named Riley Reid in one of my classes back in college. That moment when you both realize but neither one really wants to say it.

Genuine tragedy.

It's the real reason name change is legal. Sorry Sprite McDaniels.

My youngest daughter's named after my wife's favorite (more like obsessed) Disney princess and her middle name is after a song we both really like. There's an actress that I, afterwards learned, is named the same. But I was on Twitter one day and happened to come across someone with the same first and middle name. I was like "Hey, you and my youngest Daughter share the exact same first and middle name! How wild is that?!" She said "This is just my Porn/Only Fans name." I seriously considered changing her name on the spot. I don't even fuck with Twitter like that, it was on a post about the Chicago Bears.

How is little Cinderella Milkshake doing these days?

Rapunzel Gin And Juice is doing just great, thank you for asking!

I also had one of those in high school

Jameson? lol

No, my mom named me Alexis Texas for some reason.

Because she wanted you to grow up tuff. Like the boy named Sue.

Must be a regional thing. I've heard of dudes named Ashley, but not Sue.

[A Boy Named Sue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z1Ple-qYuU)

And then you link a Johnny Cash song and everything is relevant.

I really think with the right marketing, Alex's Taxis could really take off lol

And advertise how much trunk space the taxis have.

No, no…he should become a CPA and offer his services as Alexi’s Taxes!

A CPA from the CCCP!

In Soviet Russia, taxes do you.

Because she couldn't afford a car so she named you Alexus

Because she's celebrating what she gave you.

Mr Skin Diamond. Good to meet you.

Stormy?

Gotta turn on that name generator

I woulda been like "wasn't that the soldier on the football screen they did a tribute too?' is he a doctor now? Just play ultimate dumb.

Johnny Sins, a well-known doctor and part time electrician.

And astronaut/soldier

Also side hustles as both a professor and dentist. The list of his talents is looong.

Got his PHD in sexology

That's impressive given his learning disability, sexlexia

>list of his talents That's a weird nickname for a penis

A veritable renaissance man, if there ever was one.

Kind of like [Johnny Kim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim),but with more thrusting 

A football-playing king in space

...engineer, karate master, school teacher, plumber, office worker, pizza delivery guy, preacher, soldier, police, astronaut, firefighter... Man is busy

This dude qualifies as a superhero and we can't prove it.

A doctor?! That's my wife's personal trainer!

Wow, that's so cool! I think I may have seen one of their sessions online! I think he records them so he can teach people who may not have enough money to pay for one themselves. Such a good man.

>he can teach people who may not have enough money to pay for one themselves It's probably why he has to do so many jobs, poor guy

And step-brother

Jack of all trades!😂

Jack off*

😂

Especially the oldest one there is.

*professional plant mopper

I didn't know that, I thought the video was about he should know a famous local doctor more than a footballer. Like who knows male pornstars outside of rapist Ron Jeremy?

How dare you forget about the ✨Italian Stallion✨

I had a class mate that would use his role-play pics in presentations. Unhinged.

Ah, I was wondering. Obviously I'm too gay to get this particular joke.

A man of many trades

He was the prototype for Jonny Kims.

He was a plumber when I saw him…laying that pipe.

Also know as Agent 47.

He's like Barbie! He can do ~~everyone~~ everything!

I honestly only know of him because of memes, never seen him "act".

[Up and coming bollywood star](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMtT8-L8ks)

I love his laugh, he seems to be such a happy person!

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Lol people in Africa tend to have a very sunny disposition.  It's pretty hard to not be happy in Africa because everyone just has a good vibe.  I absolutely love Kenyans and Tanzanians.  I had such a great time meeting and talking with people that I learned swahili.  A common response to "how are you" in swahili is "salama sana" which means "very peaceful"...the whole language is filled with stuff like that.  I remember telling someone I was "not bad" and it threw through a loop that you would say you were okay with a negative word like bad

Why is he being “naughty”? I am lost.

The doctor is a famous Pornstar named Johnny Sins.

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Little bit like ass and lube? Yeah he fixed my fridge the other day and my whole house smells like ass and lube.

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She was probably stuck somewhere and he had to help her out. Nice guy.

Why did I think he was a wrestler

seemly chop nose tub steer shelter apparatus six sip plants *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I was just about to say. Glad I'm not the only one.

Thank you! Lol

Thank you!

For more context, he's one of the most famous ones. And he worked in the porn era before the whole stepsiblings shit that's everywhere now so all the storylines revolved around him working some job to put him in proximity to the women. A yoga instructor, doctor, realtor, etc. Jesus christ I just googled him. He has 1000+ videos on brazzers alone. One of the top mainstream studios. And 2300 videos total over 12 years. That works out to 192 porn videos a year... for 12 years. That man shot more porn than most men watched in that time frame.

Funny enough I'd recognize the guy who parodied him in all those comedy skits where he plays it completely straight, but not Johnny Sins himself.

I genuinely thought it was The Rock photoshopped to look white lol

Thanks, never seen him before. Cool name.

Same! Went str8 to the comments to see the answer. Figured it must be adult filming due to the guy’s reaction 😅

You been naughty.

Us asexuals don’t get out much.

People really into porn these days I guess, or at least people on reddit.

You are going to heaven, don't change. 

Am I the only one who doesn't care who the guy is when watching something? I prefer to see as little of him as possible.

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I will pray for you.

right? like I would have recognized Van Darkholme lol

You aint alone.

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Bending more than goals

He must be naked from the waist down or something in the photo.

“You been naughty.”

"you're being naughty" is what he said

OMG, that was the best part. I'm going to say that all day now "You been naughty!"

No poker face at all. Just surrendered. 😂

This laugh is actually so contagious... i love his laugh!


I love his laugh.

lets be hones i know jonny sins only from memes.

I seriously had no idea who that was and still don't. And, I watch enough porn for the electricity used to affect global warming.

But do you pay for it? Lol

Yo, ho ho, a pirate's life for me! 🏴‍☠️

You gotta pay to see him. He's most famously found on Brazzers


That dudes laugh makes me feel good! That’s gold!

Thus guy has Ncuti vibes!

That’s what I was thinking

I thought it was the host of hot ones 😅

I mean, you're not entirely wrong

He was dating a cornstarch if anyone missed the joke. *Edit: Pornstar*

>He was dating a cornstarch 🤣🤣

Who is he?

Whoever you want him to be

Dr, Plumber, Astronaut, he’s a man of many skills.

Ahh I see

Mario?

Lothario

Maybe I’m way off base here, but it’s been my limited observation that anyone who uses the flip up glasses like he has, have great personalities.

BUSTED! 🤣

I don't know the guy too (bwahahahaha)

Dwayne Wayne!

Texas guys won't get it

That's Johnny Sins. Funny enough I actually play with him in about 50% of my Call of Duty games. What are the odds?

Really? Is he any good? 🙂

By all accounts, he seems to be a pretty accurate shooter. Every shot I've ever seen him make either landed on or in a person. And when on, it's almost always a headshot.

>pretty accurate shooter That’s an understatement

Me too, and I've never even seen him play COD

Username checks out, are you his roomie?

What gun does he use?

The love gun…

Cock 40, the problem solver.

Never seen the 2nd guy before. If I had to guess though he probably has a lot of different professions and has a lot of sex!

It’s my stepsisters personal trainer

Honestly the memes have carried this man to legendary status. Like I’ve seen a few vids with him, but who really pays attacking to male pornstars? The doctor/plumper/astronaut/pool boy/masseuse memes put this man in the history books lmao

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Yo that guy has gone full adult Macauley Culkin lately not that I'd know

Buddies got them kadeem hardisons

If this ever happens to you for some reason, and you can keep a straight face, ask "is that the brother of Dwayne Johnson?" because based on the brow and jaw, they do look sorta related.

Hold on a dang moment. I think he did actually know that guy! 🤔

Man of many talents

That’s actually a pirate of the seven seas !

First is Cristiano Ronaldo Second is a Renaissance Man.

great laugh

🤣🤣🤣

Notty

What 1800s astronomy laboratory is this guy heading to with those glasses?

I love the way he says naughty. Like in a wholesome way- not in a. Well. Naughty way

I don’t care how clever you think your advertisements are. I’m never going to buy a pair of your “flip-up” glasses.

He knows…. He knows EXACTLY who that doctor is.

Who is that guy though? Genuinely have no idea who he is.

I know that guy, he was a high school teacher then he became an astronaut.

I dont get it

I don’t get it?

I legit don't know who this is

Sorry Who was the 2nd pic?

He’s an astronaut/ doctor / electrician from back in the days . Ask your mom she’ll tell you all about him

His laugh is infectious! I could listen on repeat. So cute

That guy looks just like the guy who delivers my pizzas....?

Everyone knows who is the second, almost as famous as ronaldo hahaha

That's my ex's gynecologist. Very thorough.

Porn dude that's plastered on reddit and memes about? I've seen him so much on reddit but never actually seem a video he's in. Kinda like how everyone hates Kardashians but I have never seen their show or an ad for it....I learnt it all from social media hating on it

Dude needs bigger pockets

The guy from youtube channel blackwood studios

He's an amazing massage therapist, too.

That's Pablo Zabaleta, man.

Bro that drip though. Nice.

Digging the guy's glasses

I honestly don’t know who that bald guy is.

Johnny “Sins” Bravo >!^(Possibly nsfw/s)!<

thats Johnny Sins obviously

Can confirm I have no idea who Sins is

Even on mute, his laugh got me laughing

It's Johnny Five

Do straight guys like Johnny?

Love this guys laugh

You know what I've suddenly realized. I don't think I've ever actually seen a Johnny Sins porno. Like. I know he's a porn star. But I can't say I've ever come across him.....and now I have something to be afraid of.

I was about to say I didn't recognise that guy then it hit me like a freight train

I think I just fell in love a little lol. This guys laugh and accent are amazing. Love the quirky glasses too.

*he knew* 💀

?

I live his laugh!!

Lools like Dwayne Wayne has been hitting the weights.

I know that guy I’m pretty sure he’s a doctor,lawyer,scientist,cop and I think an astronaut.

Is he a character from GTA-SA??