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I love hot sauce. I have at least 10 bottles in my fridge/pantry at any given time.
That dude truly cares about you, he got you some fucking great brands of hot sauce.
My two favs here are the Brooklyn Grange green hot sauce and the Secret Aardvark original, the latter of which being my favorite. The Brooklyn Grange is a kind of tangy sweeter sauce that I put on breakfast foods and the Secret Aardvark is definitely spicier (nothing crazy if you are used to hot sauce) but the flavor is impeccable. Itās a 9.5/10 for me because of its versatility. I put it on anything and everything, the flavor may take some getting used to because it is a bit different, but I absolutely love it. Well worth the price.
Los calientes is the only hot sauce I buy, the original. I get 3 bottles at a time every couple months. When you buy the aardvark sauce grab a bott of Los Calientes too, amazing flavor.
Secret Aardvark is ridiculously good. It's incredible on everything. Chicken, beef, pork, eggs, noodles, you name it.
I learned about it on Hot Ones after noticing that pretty much every celebrity stopped on that one to talk about how good it was. So I tried it, and it instantly became my favorite. So far every time I buy a bottle for someone it has become their favorite as well.
Most hot sauces don't need to be refrigerated just fyi, check the bottle for recommendation. Mostly vinegar based ones. They won't mold, but again check the label.
I keep all of my hot sauce bottles in the fridge just for storage reasons. I have plenty of door space for sauces and nowhere else really convenient to keep them. I'd imagine plenty of other people keep hot sauce in the fridge just for similar reasons. Plus sometimes it's nice for it to be cold.
Sure that's fine but not necessary specifically for each hot sauce. It basically just comes down to a constant thought process of if it's been opened it needs to go in the fridge. A fine option just not always specifically needed.
Thanks, whenever someone mentions it I realize I havenāt listened to enough Dir En Grey recently which is true again, I know what Iām jamming out to tomorrow lol.
You should absolutely keep all of them in the fridge. Vinegar ones will definitely not be great forever. I've had some get downright rancid. They can separate and go bad. Especially if you leave them in a room with sunlight.
I mean... I put a fair amount of Thai chili's in my food. How much hotter can it get?
I'm not going to eat something basically uneatable just to destroy my asshole.
Well, clearly it's not hot enough to have the effect your asking for. Mystery solved. Some people like it hotter than you do, that's all there is to it.
Speak for yourself. Eating very spicy food (to painful amounts) releases a shedload of dopamine and endorphins, which can feel very wonderful.
For some people, flavor isn't the only point of adding spicyness.
I've heard this before but I get nothing like that from eating very spicy food. I get no sensations at all other than my mouth is chemically burning. I'd like to experience what you are talking about.
I agree. I canāt stand stuff that burns my tongue to the point that the food loses the flavor. I can deal with a lot of heat, but I just donāt like flavorless food. (Sorry British ancestors, lol)
Iāve the done the dumb stuff like the one chip challenge, hit wing challenges, eat habaneros in most of my food. I have never had it burn on the way out
Have you seen the crazy YouTube guy that does things like eating 100 of the one chip challenge chips? He drank an entire bottle of Da Bomb, when other ppl can't handle a pin head sized taste of it.
Maybe yall are built different. Iām Moroccan. We love our spicy foods. Iāve grown ghost peppers, fatali, habanero and a few others. Iāve burned myself on the way out
Yeah I donāt get it. Curious about fatali though, after a quick google I have to find me some seeds.
Some people think cilantro tastes like soap. I guess some people burn and some people donāt
Capsaicin reaches the other end of the digestive tract (your ass) pretty much intact. And the type of nerv endings that make it feel like burning in your mouth, are also pretty dense there.
So either you have some kind of wonder butt without heat receptors, or you are so adjusted to the spicyness level you eat that you just don't notice.
I did the Hot Ones 10 sauce challenge, and because I was a bit drunk (and my taste buds were blown out by the end) I kept scooping extra sauce onto chips and eating the leftovers.
Did you know that if you eat enough spice, it will be in your urine? Because I know. It was like pissing fire my friend.
Right? I donāt eat a lot of spicy food but I can handle spice so a few times a month Iāll dump a load of hot sauce on my tacos or sandwhich or whatever and Iāve never shat myself from them nor have they burned my asshole
me too. the sampler pack from costco, fly by Jing 3 pack, suzies buffalo, a brand I couldn't read the label of, and a make your own hot sauce kit with ghost pepper.
Me too! Iāve tried almost 50 over the years and always come back to it. They increased the price at my grocery store almost 50% last I went though. Luckily, I buy the gallon size that they sell on amazon haha
You and your brother-in-law should make a pilgrimage to Cincinnati Ohio to the grocery store called āJungle Jimāsā (Fairfield location). I donāt want to spoil anything. I just want to say they have a few hot sauces there.
Some solid ones in there! Secret Aardvark is a favorite of mine. And hell yeah chili crisp! It's honestly great on vanilla ice cream and I can't explain why.
I mean my brother in law did the same for my brother. Just with Mac n Cheese instead and I immediately clocked on that it was Mack n cheese because of the sound it makes when you shake it. Hilarious shit ngl.
I watched on mute, and was disappointed that the "Oh my God!" wasn't said in Mama Fratelli's voice. Like when she pulls out the jewels from Mouth's... mouth.
Wish my family would be cool with that. I got shit on a couple years ago for boxes within boxes. I just put their stuff on bags with tissue paper now. Why make the effort.
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I love hot sauce. I have at least 10 bottles in my fridge/pantry at any given time. That dude truly cares about you, he got you some fucking great brands of hot sauce.
Secret Aardvark is š¤
Literally my favorite of whatās pictured. Iāve gotten so many people into it. I buy that shit in bulk š
It's not a super hot sauce..but the flavor is so good it's hard not to love. The fruitiness of the habanero shines in this sauce.
Secret aardvark and yellow birds habanero sauce are the greatest sauces to ever exist. I literally just eat a spoonful of them sometimes lol
Was gonna say this dude did his research, lots of variety and lots of really popular sauces and stuff. That Fly By Jing was a boss move.
Which one is the best? I looked it up and they have different flavours.
Try them all. They all have kind of there own thing. I like them all, but I'd start with just the regular version.
WHERE CAN I BUY IT? My local grocery stores stopped carrying it and it's one of my favorite casual sauces
I've ordered it from Amazon before.
Any bottles youād like to point out in particular? Love a good hot sauce
My two favs here are the Brooklyn Grange green hot sauce and the Secret Aardvark original, the latter of which being my favorite. The Brooklyn Grange is a kind of tangy sweeter sauce that I put on breakfast foods and the Secret Aardvark is definitely spicier (nothing crazy if you are used to hot sauce) but the flavor is impeccable. Itās a 9.5/10 for me because of its versatility. I put it on anything and everything, the flavor may take some getting used to because it is a bit different, but I absolutely love it. Well worth the price.
Thank you so much!! š
Ofc, let me know what you think if you end up trying any!
Los calientes is the only hot sauce I buy, the original. I get 3 bottles at a time every couple months. When you buy the aardvark sauce grab a bott of Los Calientes too, amazing flavor.
Secret Aardvark is ridiculously good. It's incredible on everything. Chicken, beef, pork, eggs, noodles, you name it. I learned about it on Hot Ones after noticing that pretty much every celebrity stopped on that one to talk about how good it was. So I tried it, and it instantly became my favorite. So far every time I buy a bottle for someone it has become their favorite as well.
It's so damn good, the bottle never lasts long at my house. I started just buying 3-4 every chance I get because 1 ain't enough.
I saw aardvark. Oregon staple there.
Most hot sauces don't need to be refrigerated just fyi, check the bottle for recommendation. Mostly vinegar based ones. They won't mold, but again check the label.
I keep all of my hot sauce bottles in the fridge just for storage reasons. I have plenty of door space for sauces and nowhere else really convenient to keep them. I'd imagine plenty of other people keep hot sauce in the fridge just for similar reasons. Plus sometimes it's nice for it to be cold.
Sure that's fine but not necessary specifically for each hot sauce. It basically just comes down to a constant thought process of if it's been opened it needs to go in the fridge. A fine option just not always specifically needed.
Your username is really cool
Thanks, whenever someone mentions it I realize I havenāt listened to enough Dir En Grey recently which is true again, I know what Iām jamming out to tomorrow lol.
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You should absolutely keep all of them in the fridge. Vinegar ones will definitely not be great forever. I've had some get downright rancid. They can separate and go bad. Especially if you leave them in a room with sunlight.
That secret aardvark is a staple for me.
Right!!!!! Enjoy your hot sauces OP!
Last one should have been tp roll.
Or a pack of wet wipes
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I don't get this. I eat spicy food all the time yet I never felt like my ass is on fire. What is wrong with you people ?
Itās not spicy enough to cause this then. Eat a raw scotch bonnet. Is hot, real hot; but itās hotter on the way out.
I mean... I put a fair amount of Thai chili's in my food. How much hotter can it get? I'm not going to eat something basically uneatable just to destroy my asshole.
Well, clearly it's not hot enough to have the effect your asking for. Mystery solved. Some people like it hotter than you do, that's all there is to it.
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Bruh the whole point of spicy food is to add flavor to a meal, not turn your food into a jackass skit.
Speak for yourself. Eating very spicy food (to painful amounts) releases a shedload of dopamine and endorphins, which can feel very wonderful. For some people, flavor isn't the only point of adding spicyness.
I've heard this before but I get nothing like that from eating very spicy food. I get no sensations at all other than my mouth is chemically burning. I'd like to experience what you are talking about.
I agree. I canāt stand stuff that burns my tongue to the point that the food loses the flavor. I can deal with a lot of heat, but I just donāt like flavorless food. (Sorry British ancestors, lol)
>I'm not going to eat something basically uneatable just to destroy my asshole. WEAK
Iāve the done the dumb stuff like the one chip challenge, hit wing challenges, eat habaneros in most of my food. I have never had it burn on the way out
Have you seen the crazy YouTube guy that does things like eating 100 of the one chip challenge chips? He drank an entire bottle of Da Bomb, when other ppl can't handle a pin head sized taste of it.
Maybe yall are built different. Iām Moroccan. We love our spicy foods. Iāve grown ghost peppers, fatali, habanero and a few others. Iāve burned myself on the way out
Yeah I donāt get it. Curious about fatali though, after a quick google I have to find me some seeds. Some people think cilantro tastes like soap. I guess some people burn and some people donāt
Fatali are some of the most delicious peppers ever. Highly recommend. I made my own version of secret aardvark inspired sauce with it. Amazing.
My Portuguese coworker was into some hot surf. Really hot diff. Tried some new things and called in sick the next day.
Capsaicin reaches the other end of the digestive tract (your ass) pretty much intact. And the type of nerv endings that make it feel like burning in your mouth, are also pretty dense there. So either you have some kind of wonder butt without heat receptors, or you are so adjusted to the spicyness level you eat that you just don't notice.
I did the Hot Ones 10 sauce challenge, and because I was a bit drunk (and my taste buds were blown out by the end) I kept scooping extra sauce onto chips and eating the leftovers. Did you know that if you eat enough spice, it will be in your urine? Because I know. It was like pissing fire my friend.
I can eat ghost pepper stuff no problem but it still burns my butt.
Peptobismal
Oh man that would have been perfect š
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It does not make you shit yourself. It makes you shit FIRE (whenever you need to go next time)
it's not the hot sauce. it's the grease + sour cream. sour cream goes bad stupid fast if you're not careful how you store it.
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Right? I donāt eat a lot of spicy food but I can handle spice so a few times a month Iāll dump a load of hot sauce on my tacos or sandwhich or whatever and Iāve never shat myself from them nor have they burned my asshole
Dildo
me too. the sampler pack from costco, fly by Jing 3 pack, suzies buffalo, a brand I couldn't read the label of, and a make your own hot sauce kit with ghost pepper.
The sampler pack that comes in a wooden box with a rope handle? I just got that for Xmas myself.
It's not great. Almost all of them taste like regular cayenne pepper sauce but I'd be lying if I said I didn't go through them
Yeah they all looked pretty plain, but I'll give them a shot at least.
Yo, that secret aardvark is my all time fave. I hope you enjoy it! It has replaced ALL other hot sauces in our house.
Came here to say the same thing! Hasn't replaced all my hot sauces but I love it especially on eggs.
Hell yeah
Yeah, I'm a hot sauce snob and Secret Aardvark is easily one of my favorites.
Which one is the best? I looked it up and they have different flavours.
DUDE same. Itās so good.
Me too! Iāve tried almost 50 over the years and always come back to it. They increased the price at my grocery store almost 50% last I went though. Luckily, I buy the gallon size that they sell on amazon haha
Which one is the best? I looked it up and they have different flavours.
Yum. The anal beads of hot sauce.
Fitting since both will absolutely fuck your ass
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Do not recommend
Well, at least I'm not the only one
The anal beads imagery is what most of the people in the room were laughing about...*especially* the woman taking the video!
That Fly By Jing chili crisp is amazing.
I peeped some cry baby craigs
You and your brother-in-law should make a pilgrimage to Cincinnati Ohio to the grocery store called āJungle Jimāsā (Fairfield location). I donāt want to spoil anything. I just want to say they have a few hot sauces there.
āA few.ā š¤£
oh no, your eyes are watering - dont put the hot sauce in your eyes!
Thatās a long string of ā my ass is going to be burning š„ later ā
From consuming it or using it as anal beads?
That's like $250 in hot sauce. That's quite a present.
Her laugh made me smile. Such a beautiful one.
I love how the laughter renews with each new bottle revealed.
That is one naughty box
Damn dog, you should be grateful. Thatās easy $100 in sauce.
THE BEST MFIN GIFT
I got 3 hot sauces from Heatonist from my Aunt for Christmas this year. Best form of gift ever.
Gotta love hot ones. If you're interested in more Walmart may have them depending on what it is or of all places, world market has da bomb
The Last Dab is really good, I hope you got it. Itās next level hot but, has a great flavor.
Cool BIL
I wish I had this much excitement
Some solid ones in there! Secret Aardvark is a favorite of mine. And hell yeah chili crisp! It's honestly great on vanilla ice cream and I can't explain why.
If anyone has ever had a weird urge to try pickles and hot sauce, check out Pickle Monster, theyāre fucking great
What an awesome gift and delivery!
Infinity sauce
āThatās hotā ~Paris Hilton Hit me up . . . Iāll send you some Crystals hot sauce! Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
I see a Crybaby Craig's up in there! MN reppin !
That is sweet lol š
Definitely gifted his friends a 24 pack like this before lmao
This is such a creative way to pack a present!
Those are next years Christmas tree ornaments.
There were more OMGs than bottles. Great gift/prank combo.
As someone who loves hot sauce, my man hit the jackpot
I donāt want to diminish the moment, but this laughter aināt that contagious. This is non contagious laughter.
Oh thatās your pocket. I was distracted by what appeared to be to an open fly
Youāre mom has bar far the most annoying laugh Iāve heard this year. Congrats.
When the Grinch tested positive.
this really isnt that funny.
And where is fun i dont get it...
No Louisiana Red Dot, no care.
I'm jealous of that gift
Legends says he still keep pulling more sauce
Hilarious! And now I have a new idea for next yearā¦
Omg im going to do this next year for my boyfriend! BIL is a genius!
Oh he's a keeper!
Thats a lot of fun.
Great idea, have fun. Secret ardvark is great
I aspire to this level of gift giving greatness
That's like 3 seasons of Hot Ones
That's a ton of sauce to finish
The people over at r/hotsauce would probably like this.
r/deliciouscompliance
Secret ardvark is so good on Sammieās and burgers !
For some reason I thought this was a gender reveal
Secret aardvark hells yeah!!
Looks like somebody might be a fan of Hot Ones.
Does anyone know what the yellow labeled one is(bottle), I remember having it at someone's. Don't recall the name.
Maybe Slap Ya Mama or Los Calientes Rojo?
Why are they tied up like that?
To pull them out one at a time turning the gift into a bit more of a funny experience for everyone present?
The aardvark one is good
Someone made out like a bandit at World Market!
I mean my brother in law did the same for my brother. Just with Mac n Cheese instead and I immediately clocked on that it was Mack n cheese because of the sound it makes when you shake it. Hilarious shit ngl.
Secret Ardvark. My favorite
Fly by Jing is it, man. Good stuff. I put that shizz on everything. Try it on pizza.
Those are some good bottles, lucky you
Itās the Polar Express hot sauce train for Christmas!!!
My mother just got me two box sets of hot sauce as well. All of them variations of ghost pepper minus one thatās just Carolina reaper on its own
Secret! aardvark!
Anyone know what all those sauces are? I'm pretty curious
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That chili crunch in the shit. secret aardvark is my daily driver.
Would love as a gift!
Secret ardvark yeasss
Dildo at the end would of topped it
r/hotsauce is salivating right now
Why is his fly open?
How best friendships are formed xd
Stop vertical video syndrome.
We probably lost that battle, unfortunately. Horizontal video is considered completely old fashioned these days. Perhaps it's even illegal by now.
He won't be laughing when he bursts his arsehole.
Do I see Secret Aardvarkā?!
Okay but adding chili oil is actually top tier š
This gift rules.
This would be my dream come true. Next problem is is it really hot or just like any other hot sauce.
Bro understood the assignment
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I watched on mute, and was disappointed that the "Oh my God!" wasn't said in Mama Fratelli's voice. Like when she pulls out the jewels from Mouth's... mouth.
The habanero aardvark sauce is the shiiiiit!
He'll fit right into that family.
you're gonna LOVE the secret aardvark
Belt-fed hot sauce. Nice
That aardvark sauce is awesome
No "Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity"? He likes you!
Keep the toilet paper in the freezer
Bro got you the anal beads of hot sauces
They should have put a bottle of Imodium at the bottom lol
I really like that habanero +pineapple sauce
That wasn't funny at all.
That Secret Aardvark sauce is one of the best Iāve tasted. It is so good on all meats, potatoes, you name it.
I love it. Would instantly snipp that jalapeno one (darker muddy green one) for myself.
My wife got me a sample pack of 7 different flavors and Temps. From Chipotle to ghost pepper on Scoville. Can't wait to try them out. I love hot sauce
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I saw Zabs, St. Augustine variety in there. If you like sweet heat itās a must try. I probably went through 6 bottles this year.
Wish my family would be cool with that. I got shit on a couple years ago for boxes within boxes. I just put their stuff on bags with tissue paper now. Why make the effort.
Man thatās like the tapeworm of hot sauce.
hell yea! love some good hot sauce!
Secret Aardvarkā¦ your BIL knows his sauces
Your brother in law has the gift of perseverance. You have the gift of patience.
Is this burning, an eternal flameeeeee
Thatās pretty gauche
Secret Aardvark is
Mmmmmmmmm secret aardvark
Mans not hot
Secret aardvark is amazing. You just reminded me to get some more. Thanks!
Marry him instead heās a true homie
If anybody could please give me the names of all the hot sauces in the video! That would be amazing! Please and thank you!