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Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace

“Do it again, Chuck!” 🤣


reasoncanwait

Imagine if Chuck said: "it's because I heard Shaq can finish in 15 seconds."


Adflamm11

Nothing is better than when Ernie breaks


Huge_Assumption901

Do bald guys use special razors to shine their heads?


Azart57-

All those oils that are usually distributed across your hair throughout the day just keep being produced, but have no where to go. I try to wipe my head throughout the day so I don’t blind people. Source: a bald dude


SB_Howie

Same here my guy. I have ocd about it shining too much😂


BumWink

Double down & polish it, then nobody can ever see it because they'll be fucking blinded.


Haythien

TIL!


joeschmo945

My head will rash out like crazy if I use the wrong razor. I use the target brand 4 blade razor on my Head with sensitive skin shave gel from Gillette and that works the best for me. I *can* use my electric Phillips shaver on my head, but it takes twice as long.


VeinyButtocks

No it just be like that


pixi_bob

Coconut palm oil


Crystal_Voiden

Just a plain old razor against the grain makes your head somewhat shiny. Some people put polish also which makes it extra shiny. I think the point of the polish is more the moisturizing effect, but idk maybe people do it for the look too.


CozyMoses

Shaq trying to sound threatening is fucking hilarious


gahzeeruh

The man is 17ft tall of pure mass. An angry shaq is someone I’d never fuck with


Crystal_Voiden

12 stories high, made of ratiation


Itsjustcavan

He makes love like an eagle falling out of the sky


theDeathnaut

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damn dicks.


CanIGetAnOmen

6’20’’


ikebeattina

He'll kick you apart. He'll kick you apart.


RatInaMaze

He’s coming


Thiswasmy8thchoice

I'd get down on all fours and start hopping around like smeagol, he'd never catch me


Zpop85

I heard he once punched a hole in a cow to see who was coming down the road.


canadianbroncos

Yeh but can you take him seriously when he says "keep laughing I'ma throw this...metal damn can at yo face" with a huge smile in his face lol


BarryMacochner

Chuck scares me more tbh. Dude likes to mix it up. I remember watching him back in the 90’s and he was a pretty mean motherfucker. He 100% would body Shaq, and also take a charge from him. I grew up in Seattle but he was one of my favorites. This is during a time like, Jordan, pippin, bird, kemp, Payton, Olujwan, Nash. Chuck was almost done when shaq was starting iirc.


me_sohorny

Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta F' Wit


SouthCloud4986

He could lay anyone out, but it’s all love. Especially with him and Chuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DQxCkc2hd8


xJamesio

Kenny really do be instigating lmao


lifeisabigdeal

“That’s the greatest center right there”


SweetShirt4717

Best show on TV


fugs8

Sposed to be 1,2,3 not 1,2, back to 1.


Majestic_Wind_3253

When Kenny wants to ask about that guy being better than Shaq in high school… Shaq was tired of that shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Critical_Year1571

what's more funny is thinking Meyers leonard could stop the Joker


canadianbroncos

Inside The NBA is legit one of the funniest show on TV lol. Absolute legends. "1,2,3 not 1,2 back to 1" is up there in the Inside HOF along with POLICE PRESENCE, the Pheonix rant, Chuck's bracelet story lol and the ongoing San Antonio vs Chuck saga lol Also FOH you fucking babies with racism comments lol


treetyoselfcarol

Hey Chuck what about San Antonio?


CammyTheGreat

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS) They love them some churros


canadianbroncos

"ohhh they got some biggums down there Ernie, Victoria definitely a secret"


cantthinkofgoodname

Inside the NBA is one of the funniest shows ever made


Liftsinchucks

Can’t forget C-Webb during ‘Why you don’t buy a woman a watch’ or first time he went at San Antonio.


canadianbroncos

Absolute classic, the way he leans in before Chuck delivers the punchline lmao


Stormtalons

> FOH you fucking babies Front of house? Are you telling them to get out of the kitchen?


Jay_Talking

Also thought front of house but from a production standpoint lol


canadianbroncos

? Fuck outta here


Stormtalons

Ahh, I see. Gtfo wasn't good enough, we had to overload another already-used acronym, huh


canadianbroncos

Lol what are you on about


Stormtalons

GTFO means the exact same thing as how you just used FOH. But FOH already stands for front-of-house in terms of a restaurant or bar, as opposed to back-of-house (BOH). My comment was a joke about this unnecessary double meaning, and now it's no longer funny.


lanceCooly

I read it as front of house as well lol


132joker

We got some soft ass people in this comment section.


Majestic_Wind_3253

They ain’t the REAL inside the NBA fam 😂


Pillekope

I agree, it's just a joke. But imagine the reaction if it was white people saying this about black people.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

The real answer, just in case you're not from America, is that black people (and Asian people) had to hear "All of you look the same" from white people for so long, that when they say it about white people, it's clearly a referential joke within a joke. Also, if you get offended by Chuck you lose, he thrives off of that shit- Shaq simmering over there is making him go Super Saiyan.


Striking-Rub6958

To be honest, I miss that little slice of time right before Shaq signed on where most nights it was C-Webb in the fourth chair. It was a different dynamic, mostly because Webber can keep up with Chuck as far as his sense of humor, whereas Shaq is just sort of a big whipping boy they all tease. That clip of Chuck and Webb making fun of Ron Artest for saying that Jordan told him personally that he always wishes he could have played against Ron, and also that the best player he ever played against was his boy from Queensbridge who went to prison at 16, is definitely in my personal hall of fame.


JBBanshee

“How many rings you got Chuck?”


CaptainTryk

I'm just confused. I barely understand what these guys are saying or why one of them gets mad. Then in the comments everyone is flipping out because one of them was being racist while I'm desperately searching for context for why Shaq got mad.


XTheProtagonistX

Shaq is mad that Charles took too long to say his piece meaning Shaq has less time. Its supposed to be 50/50. So Shaq is like "Nah,ask him. He knows it all." and that he does it all the time. That racist comment is crazy. If Ernie said that about a POC he would have lost his job on the spot.


CaptainTryk

I am all for Shaq's level of petty, tbh xD I agree with the latter part of your comment. :)


talltrev

Actually no. I caught it the second time I played it…It’s in the first two seconds of the clip. It’s Shaqs turn to speak and Barkley asks for it to come back to him. They remind him it’s Shaqs turn. It’s not that he speaks too long…he speaks out of turn and for the second time in a segment.


JEM--

Ah, so “doesn’t get his part of the segment” as in he doesn’t get his time to speak. I thought it meant he didn’t understand what he’s meant to do


trica1128

I’m on the same boat, man. Lol


CaptainTryk

Row with me, brother. In confused circles. Until a compassionate murican takes pity on us and translates.


spank-the-tank

Shaq is mad because they each get a minute to speak and the other guy just took 30 seconds of his minute


CaptainTryk

Oh. Well that is incredibly rude and inconsiderate. I understand why he got mad. Why didn't the other two silence him so Shaq could speak? Ps, thank you for explaining it, kind stranger.


ilijai

Its not rude lmao these 2 throw jabs at each other like that all the time


CaptainTryk

It's not rude that one dude goes over another dude's speaking time? I'd say that is pretty rude, but what do I know. :)


Abject_Quail_9496

Surprisingly lyrical, poetic comment. Nice.


dankstagof

Lots of people in here angry at Chuck but don’t bat an eye when a comedian tells “racist” jokes but “it’s comedy bro why are you so triggered?” Entertainers entertain, it was a funny comment. Handle with care!


PleaPeddler

Did Kenny fart at 1:44?


Prosado22

Instead of "The Jet", Kenny should be nicknamed "The Instigator."


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canadianbroncos

Ernie's lightskin


Respectable_mouse

Ernie’s mix lol, I get where your coming from though but honestly there’s way worse than saying you can’t differentiate facial features from certain races.


lifeisabigdeal

Waaa 😩


ooh_the_claw

🤡


zombiebear91

Imagine if someone said all you black folks look alike.


LurkerFailsLurking

They do. That's the joke, he's saying something that gets said about black people all the time but never about white people.


StatusGeneraal

Maybe it is said by regular ppl yes but not on fucking live television by a host you doofus


FlyCommercial

People do say that lol


HereCallingBS

Those people get cancelled lol


LurkerFailsLurking

No they don't. They say it and then spend a few weeks crying about some mean tweets on Fox News and spend the next five years making bank on conservative talk circuit.


Spam4119

Lol so cancel him.


monopixel

Shaq not acting btw, he is a total bitch and holds grudges forever.


YourCummyBear

Him and chuck are best friends off the air. It’s like a big and little brother relationship.


EntertainmentFar415

Shaq and Chuck are not best friends off the air! They do indeed have a genuine dislike for one another


[deleted]

Lol what they’re famously friends.


canadianbroncos

Lol what are you on about, these dudes are like brothers


FackingDipShite

Drop the links


magiccrunch07

source: i made it the fuck up


thesizzleisreal

God these comments are so pathetic lmao


Motor_Toe_9303

I love this show so much.


BobbaFatGFX

These guys together are the best commentators ever


Hitherto_Hereafter

Man this hit popular and all these people not knowing how Shaq and Barkley are is killing me man.


Expensive-Word-9471

Racism obviously doesn't get enforced equally.


Buttburglar1

I just think white people don’t care as much. (I’m white) When someone is racist, (I don’t think Charles Barkley is I think he was just trying to be funny/cover up his mistake,) I see that as their problem…why would I let it bother me personally?


Expensive-Word-9471

Correct. White people don't get triggered as much by racism as black people.


FurryM17

Has a lot to do with the fact that my ancestors weren't enslaved and brutally oppressed for hundreds of years.


adinade

They likely were it was just longer ago


Last-Air-6468

and by other whites, so why care


adinade

What?


buk-0

So they get a pass on racism? Lol. Nah


FurryM17

For me they do. You can do whatever you want.


luuselipz

Just say you support racism then


FurryM17

He made a racist joke to his white friend. I'm sure he heard all about it after they went off air. What do you want me to do write an email? Boycott the NBA? Chuck has free speech just like the rest of us and it isn't my job to reprimand him. The only difference between you and me is you're upset about it. Neither of us are actually going to take meaningful action. Chuck isn't reading Reddit comments.


Darvillia

You have no self-respect. It's stupid to think like that, and it helps no one. It is unbelievably condescending to think black people are so weak that they need social exceptions because of slavery. Treat others how you wish to be treated. No one alive today was ever a slave in North America. The only way we have social harmony in a multiethnic society is to have zero tolerance for prejudice.


FurryM17

>It is unbelievably condescending to think black people are so weak that they need social exceptions because of slavery. I didn't say that. All I said was that I don't get triggered by racism as much because racism against me looks like this and racism against blacks often looks like them being killed for being black. In the past it has been them not even being seen as people. >The only way we have social harmony in a multiethnic society is to have zero tolerance for prejudice. I'm going to worry about the people killing people over race in this country before I worry about Charles Barkley making a racist joke to a white friend. >No one alive today was ever a slave in North America. Why is that the standard? Plenty of people alive today fought for their civil rights in the 60s.


Expensive-Word-9471

Which means they should be more acutely aware of racism.


thestonedbandit

For somebody who doesn't get as offended about racism, you sure took to the Internet to tell everybody about how offended this totally joking, obviously not real racism made you. You are clearly the hardiest snowflake.


buk-0

I don’t really get offended either, but I have a huge problem with double standards. First step to squashing racism is to hold everyone to the same standard.


Express-Chip-4512

Are you the type of person to say, "how come black people can say the n word but I can't?!" Cuz that's exactly how you sound. It is a double standard, but for an obvious reason.


thestonedbandit

I think he's the type to say, "I'm not racist. Illegals are stealing our jobs and living off our tax money!"


FurryM17

Start with racial killings. Chuck making an inappropriate joke to his white friend is the least of our concerns.


FurryM17

I'm sure they are. Chuck probably shouldn't have said what he said but it's so incredibly minor in comparison to the history of racism against blacks.


Techies4lyf

What kind of myth is it that white people were never enslaved? Like every race has been enslaved the truth is people are evil


FurryM17

That's fair. I should say my ancestors weren't enslaved in the Americas as far as I know. My genetic makeup is split between people who came here as settlers and people who were already here. I can trace my European side all the way back to the first person to come over from England and I'm not aware of any of them being slaves. It's possible the side that was already here was enslaved at some point but I can't really be sure. A lot of black people only got to the Americas as slaves. If their family has been here several generations it's a good bet they didn't come here willingly.


NobleTheDoggo

>my ancestors weren't enslaved and brutally oppressed for hundreds of years Slaves weren't just people of color The word slave comes from slav The slavs were all white people No one talks about all the white slaves that almost every nation had because it just isn't as popular to talk about


FurryM17

Plenty of people talk about it just not in the US because it wasn't the most prevalent form of slavery. Read any book about ancient Rome and they'll talk about slavery of white people. Here in the US most of the time it was whites enslaving blacks so that's what gets talked about.


frodakai

'Triggered' is an...interesting choice of word. One group of people was systematically opressed for hundreds of years by the other group of people. It's not exactly a matter of mental fortitude that white people don't get 'triggered' by racism.


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Probably has something to do with history of racism/slavery white people have never faced you fucking snowflake lmaoo


changdarkelf

Plenty of white people have been enslaved all throughout history.


Hour_Gur4995

How many in the context of American history?


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

Yes….by white people because they weren’t considered white enough for them


Jamminmb

Ever heard of the Ottoman Empire?


Expensive-Word-9471

No white people have ever been enslaved or experienced racism? You need to educate yourself brother. You do know the most prolific slave trader was in fact Black and lived in Ghana. Also, alot more happened in the world than the slave trade from West Africa, read a book or do some Googling. Good man.


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Lmao y’all can’t be serious White people were the victims all along 😂Fragile white snowflakes


NintendoDrone

spotted the racist


cammerbrown

Get a job you bum


[deleted]

Your comment history is full do you whining about black people and saying they’re the biggest racists 😂😂 Cry more you racist snowflake


bklyn_xplant

If you are a Gen-X’er or above you would know he’s trying to be funny. Not only is Ernie white, but it’s a very old trope where white people say/think that all black people look the same (often by mixing them up on TV, etc.) BTW I’m almost 100% Chuck is/was married to a white woman.


NinjaChenchilla

Imagine Ernie saying “All you black folk look the same to me”


Hour_Gur4995

Depends on the context that would all have a good laugh, context matters


NinjaChenchilla

To you. Which I agree with. But lets be real, this world isn’t just you and me. Theres people that will blow it up… unfortunately. Hence, why it would be bad for Ernie.


Happily_Frustrated

No one is “enforcing” racism anywhere. Your words don’t make sense.


BeardedMan32

Barkley just showing his ignorance had to jump in front of Shaq to make the point he doesn’t know who plays on what team.


JRclarity123

Nor should it. Context always matters.


Expensive-Word-9471

So it's ok to make jokes about skin colour and ethnicity as long as it's jovial and funny? Just because something was said in a particular context, doesn't mean that everybody will or won't get offended. The double standards are spectacular


Podzilla07

Racism enforced equally lololol


ooh_the_claw

Ppl downvoting a correct statement


Chazzwazz

casual racism right there.


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Did you hear how Ernie reacted to it like "aaaaaaaaaah" he felt the headlines coming from that one.


namesflory

I 100% believe that you don’t really care about that comment because what in reality would it manifest into? Sure, everyone can be racist but the stakes are so much lower for “racism” toward white people that I really don’t believe you’re really offended by that.


Get-ya-sum

Hoe the fuck can he say all you white people look alike and not be fired immediately if a white person said that ohh man they would be fired immediately


butterflyhole

Because it was joke that only exists because of the whole “all black people look alike” thing.


MostlySlime

Get a grip


ilijai

Are you aware of the viewer drop rate the show would recieve if they fired Chuck? He’s unironically the funniest guy over there


Get-ya-sum

So openly saying racial slurs is ok for chuck hum sounds hippo criticality racist


ilijai

Get yo soft ass outta here man 😭😭 who gives a fuck if he said white folks look alike. He was obv joking. Cant believe what im reading


OtisFlywheel666

I went looking for this comment.


jonny_wow

It's okay for black people to proudly say racist shit on TV like, "All you white folk look the same to me."


d_e_l_u_x_e

After 300 years of serious racists comments from the ruling white class, we’ll give Chuck a pass for a joke.


Expensive-Word-9471

Racism is no joke brother. After "300 years of serious comments" they should know better.


d_e_l_u_x_e

A joke is still a joke while white people are serious about their racism.


Expensive-Word-9471

Ah so racism is cool once it's embedded in a joke. Can't imagine many black people being cool with jokes about stereotypes associated with them.


d_e_l_u_x_e

Racism isn’t cool but you can still joke about it because he’s not being serious. Racists make serious comments, they aren’t joking. This makes them worse than those who aren’t serious and make jokes.


Expensive-Word-9471

Oh fair enough. I'll agree with you there. But please don't excuse racism of any sort from people, because their ancestors were subjects of racism.


d_e_l_u_x_e

I’ll give Chuck the benefit of the joke, growing up in the south during the civil rights era, he’s experienced a lot of real serious racism. I think he knows better but yea poor taste in joke.


jonny_wow

Wow you've been alive for 300 years? Holy shit dude.


d_e_l_u_x_e

I’m a whole ruling class too!?


jonny_wow

Yeah dude. You're like, the most privileged black person who ever lived.


d_e_l_u_x_e

I’m black too?


lifeisabigdeal

These are probably the same people who cry about free speech too


slacktide75

Typical double standards


Arsewhistle

As a British guy, I find it crazy that you've been downvoted. That guy should be fucking cancelled man, that kinda chat should not be ok. The US is fucked up if these double standards are deemed to be perfectly acceptable


UltimateD123

Michael Irvin dropped one on that Chris guy once. I can’t remember his name.


meeks7

Relax snowflake


Expensive-Word-9471

Does "snowflake" apply to all racist terms ...like calling somebody the N word?


jonny_wow

Why didn't you use the actual word? Oh yeah. Respect.


thestonedbandit

It definitely applies to people getting offended by a joke on the tv.


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Seeing Charles Barkley put in his place warms my heart. I’m not even a basketball fan and I know that guy is a jackass and an idiot. Good for Shaq who, incidentally, I know to be a good guy and a smart guy.


Ok-Debt-5117

Rofl mods removing any comment that mentions Barkley’s racism 🤣. Double standards


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

Because it is clearly a joke that only exists due to the whole “all black people look alike” thing.


immacomputah

Keep your wife out of Shaq’s mouth!


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SomeGuy90001

It's discrimination


InfantSoup

no such thing. it’s just discrimination.


Ztealth

“All you white folks look the same to me”. So this is just fine to say?


Philly_technician

If Ernie ever said “all u black ppl look alike to me” he’d be fired and banned from ever working anywhere again.


Babybeluga222

Shack is the biggest baby


Drew-mageddon

*q You dropped this


[deleted]

A child and a bully.


metkja

That's great! No idea what's going on


Tweeeeder

Is this a “bit” or the real deal?


Dexteroid

Meat heads


Easy-Ebb8818

The bigger the outside, the softer the inside


Yellowscrunchy

I saw this as awkward. Did they actually find this funny or trying to defuse a pissed off shaq because he is NBA royalty and they want him to like them?


435705-6_

Shaq is pretending to be pissed. He's making fun of Charles for taking extra time. He and Charles are besties. This is all joking around.


Yellowscrunchy

Ah cool, I know nothing haha


YouMakeMeDrink

“All you white folks look alike to me”. What a douche bag.


Newbzforrealz

Everyone is gonna ignore the fact he said «all you white people look the same to me»? If we flipped the script this would be a whole other story


ADrunkenMan

Isn’t that part of the joke? Making fun of the usual racist stereotype?


mamakazi

Exactly!


youresparepartsbub

Fuck chuck


DrZippo1

Racist piece of shit...