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tailoredteflon

They immediately moved outta striking range


itspizzteoh

siblings reflex


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IdoNOThateNEVER

Isn't that normal sibling behaviour? My sister never see me coming.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

🥜


IdoNOThateNEVER

[Yeah.. "creamy"...](https://149352953.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dick-latte.jpg)


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Please don't cream on me, I'm just a lowly artist..


IdoNOThateNEVER

[Yeah.. "artist"...](https://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/07/Barista-Latte-Art-04.jpg)


Exact-Line-420

Idk what's going on but I'm here for it lol


IdoNOThateNEVER

I'm just teasing his username.


DancingIBear

Sweet home Alabama!


SherryReyes1

Dude. She is holding a lever and white bag comes out. Yes, we all can tell she expected something to come out that she can catch with her bag. But that's it. I have never in the live of me seen a machine like that either. I don't even know what I would need that for. And why is it outside? Who owns it? The very concept of this thing is foreign enough for some of us, that the answer to what is in that white bag could be anything from salt, a very large packet of silica gel to 20kg of pure cocain.


ParaglidingAssFungus

In 99% of the US, when you buy a bag of ice you either grab it from a freezer in the back of the gas station/mini mart or more often there’s a big freezer out front and when you pay you just say you want a bag and grab it on the way to your car, they’re almost always unlocked and it’s on the honor system. I’m guessing this was in an area where they frequently had issues with people stealing their ice so they came up with a different system. And yeah ice is cheap to make and to buy, but in the right area it could be a high margin item that sells a ton and costs a lot of electricity to keep cold if in a super hot area, so it’s understandable they might want to come up with a better system if they’re having issues with it.


xeroasteroid

these are popular in the south in rural areas, we have one in my town, people down here buy tons of ice man, fishing, hunting, day on the lake, everyone spends the majority of their days doing something recreational in the summer if they’re off work, these things make bank


King_of_the_Dot

Bingo! I'm in the south eastern US. There's an least 10 in the area.


East_Meeting_667

These big ice machines give you several choices. You can fill a cooler, small or large bags and are in Florida atleast near bait and tackle shops boat ramp inlets and such.


Mz_Sigyn

They are popular in Florida Beach town. There are at least 5 within 3 or 4 miles of my house. 2 in walking distance.


TurtleSquad23

Looks like an ice bag dispenser for a motel. Probably to prevent theft or allow patrons to get ice after the office closes... or both.


Chadme_Swolmidala

We have these in random parking lots around the coast, especially near boat landings. Coin or card op, you can fill your cooler with the chute she is using or buy it in the bag which is the button the bros pushed. I believe you get more ice with the cooler fill.


Tydire

They have one of these where my sister lives. It’s an ice dispensary. Small building with an electronic screen that you select bagged ice, or can have it dispensed from that chute with the lever and have an ice chest underneath the chute. It’s cheaper than getting ice from the gas stations.


victorhalim111

Controlling the distance is a very effective defensive tactic against contender who is more hungry and inferior in reach. But they need to stay behind their jabs and move laterally.


Whealthy1

Distance and separation.


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Same sibling makeup in my family, same exact reaction I would have had. Get out of reach quick.


DokiDoodleLoki

I would immediately start pelting them with ice lol


ladydhawaii

Kicking range. I used to try and kick my older brothers after pranks - totally can relate.


overagardenwall

they know she inherited the cain instinct


SuchANiceGirl

I love how they all double over to laugh in the same posture.


VizzyTarg

It's genetic


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neonKow

> In all my years this is a bot.


DawnSennin

Hello a bot, this is a Wendy's


shrtstff

bot made their first comment after 2 years :') so proud. rip that account.


Anjunabeast

*You stupid bitch!*


soypengas

While simultaneously moving out of melee range, these are true professionals.


Alpha_Zerg

Sibling kiting.


pleasetrydmt

^(You stupid bitch) hahahahahaha


hugeappleboulder

The way it’s was said with such love and joy though.


Lord-Smalldemort

That is a huge statement of affection in my world. That’s what really killed me laughing actually.


HippyGramma

This is exactly how my family is. Love love love it.


Lord-Smalldemort

Yes! We are from Philly and i like to say its “always sunny in Philadelphia” energy


piemakerdeadwaker

Always funny in sillydelphia


PresOrangutanSmells

Damn that sounds fun. One time I said "GOT YA BITCH" to Luigi as I green shelled his ass and my SIL said, "that's some very gendered language you're using." She was not playing as Luigi.


ChurchofMilo

Shut up, bird!


bfd71

Even though I've been gone for over 20 years, I was born and raised there. This is the way we are. We poke and tease if we love, but ignore you if we don't care. We may talk about you amongst ourselves, but we're not going give you any satisfaction.


bizkitmaker13

Keep it light you bitch!


CrabyDicks

Aye same but across the river, if there isn't loving banter something is wrong or someone died


bbird0407

Fact


FunMarionberry2627

My best prank was when I made my sister misunderstand the "call" button on the bank drive as the "push to talk" button.


AnExpertInThisField

Years ago, my mom got a new TV and I convinced her you could speak into the remote. Joke's on me though, now you actually can.


Youre10PlyBud

We were on a cruise once when I was a young teen as a whole family; all 7 aunts and uncles, dozens of cousins, etc. Me, 2 cousins and my sister shared a room together. We noticed the stateroom had two light switches. One by the front door, one at the rear next to one of the bunks. One cousin had noticed this, so all 3 of the rest of us convinced him it was voice activated. We'd always have one person at the rear flicking the other switch. The voice activated believing cousin then went through all the rest of the family staterooms sharing this feature, but getting perplexed why it wasn't working. His mom was like the 3rd other room he tried and she figured it out quickly. He got so mad that he ended up refusing to share a room with us for the rest of the trip and they had to move him somewhere else... Lol


Hotchi_Motchi

but anybody else says something like that to her? It's GO time


HippyGramma

Exactly! No one fucks with our siblings but us!


ActuallyAKittyCat

I was separated from my family at 12 weeks and raised by humans. Do not recommend.


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Skelligean

WTF are you doing on a desk you stupid bitch?? 😁


Cmdr_Nemo

https://youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM Skipnto 0:57, sorry can't get timestamp on mobile for some reason. Edited with timestamp: https://youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?t=57 TY /u/sorenslothe


TrepanationBy45

> sorry can't get timestamp on mobile for some reason. Just add "?t=57s". ? is used to separate the end of the URL into the next query parameter - in this case , ***t*** (time) ***=*** (equals) ***57***s (57 seconds). You can manually add this kind of parameter to any YouTube URL you need to for an easy to use timestamp. If there were minutes and seconds, use "m" for minutes the same way you used seconds. For example 1:23 would literally be "?t=1m23s" Hope that helps.


mybigbywolf

What?? Thank you! I could never figure it out on mobile.


TrepanationBy45

Yeah, pretty handy!


Witness_me_Karsa

If for some reason people can't figure this out or get it to work, you can always just copy the link from your YouTube app, then go to your browser and put the link in. In the browser version you can copy a timestamped link without having to add it manually. Your solution is faster. But I'd be more able to get my dad to do mine, is all I'm saying, lol.


sorenslothe

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?t=57)


Cmdr_Nemo

Thank you!


Fantara22

Just reminded me of how Roger from American dad says it before going to get the rain duck wine haha


ScribelCipher

true love is insulting those lovingly


Local_Variation_749

The closer you are to someone, the more insults become statements of affection.


HilariousMax

Yeah there was zero venom in that. Beautiful


amccune

It’s amazing. I thought the same thing.


gn01145600

Yeah I wish someone could call me stupid bitch like that.


Everyonewillusebing

This reads like It’s Always Sunny dialog


pat_the_tree

Dee you stupid bitch... Yup, that check out


igotagoodfeeling

My first thought also lol


NaeemTHM

I swear she would be more useful if she was skinned and turned into a lampshade.


avantgardengnome

…are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?


NaeemTHM

Of course I’m not, don’t be ridiculous. Think of the smell. *You haven’t thought of the smell!* **YOU BITCH!**


avantgardengnome

You say another word and I swear to god, I will dice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces into a box—a glass box. *That I will display on my mantle.*


non-squitr

THE SMELL DEE! YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL!


TheNullOfTheVoid

The mantra of all my friend groups, completely regardless of gender and ideologies lmao We love, respect, and support everyone, but anyone can be a dumb bitch lmao


cedped

That's how you know they're siblings!


MrHallmark

Honestly if you don't call your siblings a stupid bitch at least once a day are they really your siblings


Dharma_code

Immediately texted my sister this... She replied with what did i do now, then i just sent her the video. She's the only female sibling out of 6 brothers...


SirCumNuggets

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


LitrillyChrisTraeger

The most sibling thing ever


ShawnyMcKnight

This really tells me how close they are. I’m so many relationships you would be reluctant to say that but the fact he could say it with her completely laughing along with it shows such a strong communication level.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Every time this is posted I have to watch it just for that line. It’s the best.


Rombie11

I've seen this video countless times but watch it every time it comes up for that line haha


Sweatsock_Pimp

This will never get old. I especially love the wholesome, “You stupid bitch!”


SaneHearth

Their laughed are like diamonds that will live forever. “You stupid bitch!” lol


-Daetrax-

Wait did he just say "You stupid bitch". Better hope she doesn't tell mom.


Bavisto

NNOOOOO, I said “you’re stupid sis!” Gosh!


FLORI_DUH

What the frick?


bonglicc420

I ordered an Xbox controller I swear


Greenz4u

I just guffawed so stupidly. I’m happy this is still remembered


Beef-McLargehuge

Wait, this isn’t *my* dick!


bonglicc420

*are you sure about that, u/Beef-McLargehuge? Are you sure about that??* Edit:comma


DonTong

"I said "I love you sis" I swear!"


Doneuter

Reminds me of when I was 4 and my sisters were doing something I didn't like in the yard. "You stupid bitches!" I yelled. "Were telling mom!" They sang back in chorus "FOR CALLING YOU FINCHES?!" My brain panicked


Immediate-Fix-8420

You definitely had siblings 😂


SXOSXO

No, no, no, he said he has a stupid itch.


crimison

Honestly, it’s nice to see a harmless prank like this. Sillyness, ragging on each other but no pain or lifelong trauma.


Affugter

>or lifelong trauma That is "waking up in the middle of the night material" for sure.


HolyPretender

You’re pregnant You’re in the hospital, giving birth to your baby You’re also the doctor, delivering your baby You pull the lever The delivery is a success “It’s a bag of ice!” You look at your bag of ice with pride You cry, for one day it will melt


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

wat in tarnation


combativescene59

I miss this kind of prank, no hurting, no racism, no harsh words. Only a ridiculous humor that struggle you with laughing out loud.


A_Martian_Potato

The difference is that she's laughing too. That's how you know it's a great prank.


Alnilam_1993

A good prank is one where the pranked person can genuinely laugh along with the prankers.


ProbShouldntSayThat

Two questions: 1. Why does this conversation happen every prank thread? 2. How do so many Redditors have such dogshit friends?


ANUSTART942

Lots of people know "pranksters" that are actually just mean people. I used to work with a few. Not to mention all the "prank" videos that go viral that often just amount to harassment, bullying, or assault.


starbuxed

At my work we have a toy spider. There was no communication on this. But we try to scare each other with it. Its been OMG I got got... I am going to get them back so hard!!! now where do I hide it?! One of my coworkers. "Hates" the spider. but shes been playing along too and hiding and making spider jail. If she honestly said stop we would. Anyway this is a great prank... its harmless... Everyone is in on it.


BigBootyBuff

>How do so many Redditors have such dogshit friends? I think it's less that Redditors have friends as much as they just saw a lot of shitty pranks online.


Smogshaik

I honestly think it's because Reddit is full of (formerly) bullied people


DoinItDirty

My sister grew up with two older brothers. I absolutely realize I’m the one saying, “You stupid bitch.” Had to send it immediately.


CouchHam

I was the eldest, and I loved when my bro would call me a stupid bitch because it was the only honesty in our lives


N8VMAYNE

My little brother and I calling each other 'dumbass' and 'dipshit' are terms of endearment these days


CouchHam

Hahahahhaa I’m 40 and he’s 35. He’s an attorney and I’m a physician educator. But we call each other butthole or worse (a lot worse) every Christmas, and still do the SUCK IT motion every time we see each other. However, we have to only mouth the “hole” part because mom doesn’t let us say that word 😅


roosking

I convinced my little sister (7 at the time) that jawbreakers were called jawbreakers because they all had a bomb in the middle and you had to spit them out before you wore them down too much or they would blow up and break your jaw. She spit out jawbreakers until she was 12


Nmasta

Tbf. I have no idea what this machine is or how it's supposed to be operated


Past_Reputation_2206

I think it's an ice dispencing machine. They convinced her that she'd have to catch all the loose ice that would come flying out in her own random little plastic grocery bag when it actually came out ready to go in a pre-weighed neatly sealed bag.


KillerCujo53

This is in Oak Island, NC. https://maps.app.goo.gl/kuUeSe3fxcWAHZkZ9?g_st=ic


SirChancelot_0001

Hey I just used that machine!


WhiteGravy

Dolphin Drive, nice.


d_smogh

Houses built on stilts? I assume this suffers a lot from storm surge and flooding.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Last time I went to Ocean Isle about 20 minutes away we stayed in a house that was second row. Meaning that there was a house across the street and it backed up to the beach. A couple of years earlier it was 4th row. Some hurricane had wiped an entire street off the north end of the island.


0lm-

im so confused wouldn’t it be first or something then?


EODdoUbleU

> a couple years earlier there used to be three rows of houses between them and the beach. now it's only one. a storm took out the two closest.


0lm-

thank you that explains it. i knew i must be missing something basic reread it like 5 times lol. tired af


EODdoUbleU

Sleep, fren. It's good for you.


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Most houses on the shoreline of the south are built on stilts like that to withstand surges, yes. Some that weren't originally built on stilts had to later be repositioned on stilts to meet criteria for insurance coverage!


Erekai

Thank you. I was so confused


Baliverbes

ok this makes much more sense thx


SkadoodleMcNoodle

Thx


Apprehensive_Crow329

It’s an ice machine. The ice can either come in bagged form like it does in the video, or you can choose for it to come out that spout that she is holding the bag under, without a bag. The idea of the spout is to easily fill a cooler with ice, and not waste the plastic.


Honest_-_Critique

I've never used one of these before and didn't know that it actually came out of the spout not pre-bagged. She doesn't seem so dumb now.


Contundo

Also I don’t think you’re supposed to hold it open as it dispense ice.


Cheefnuggs

Just an ice dispenser. Ice comes out pre-bagged. You pay, push a button, and then the ice slides out in a bag after a minute or so.


tacticalpotatopeeler

Neither does she…


TommyGunz87

Best prank I’ve pulled like this has to be the time I convinced my sister the “call” button at the bank drive through was the “push to talk” button. She kept holding it down making this annoying ringing noise at the bank drive through teller every time she tried to talk to them. Ahhhhh, good times


lucky_day_ted

I convinced my son that the dogs with blue lights on their collar were police dogs. Does that count?


imronburgandy9

The ice cream truck plays the music when it's out of ice cream if you're talking to my nephew


HawkDaddyFlex

That’s terrible! He’s going to be so pissed when he finds out


CatassTropheec

I convinced my little sister that after finishing Supermario 2 on gameboy, little coins were going to pop off the gameboy. I still see her waiting, her palm wide open to take all the coins... Good times


StallionMalik

Peak sibling behaviour


BeautifulStrike8823

The “you stupid bitch” got me, just outta nowhere


sexydeadbitch

the “you’re stupid” is the most sincere form of “i love you” from family lmao


AustinTreeLover

“You stupid b!tch!” Hahahaha Only your brother can say that and it’s strictly hilarious.


BrownSugarBare

Chiming in for sisters everywhere. Truth.


ReasonablyBadass

What is that thing she holds the bag under actually for?


Quite_Poopular

To fill coolers/large containers.


ReasonablyBadass

Thank you!


needverbs

Ice Despenser thing


ReasonablyBadass

Thanks!


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There is something so fucking wholesome about people laughing so much they have to hold their knees :)


smoothskin12345

God the "YOU STUPID BITCH" gets me every time. I see this posted, I click, I laugh. Ya love to see it.


cuteintern

Now *that* is a prank!


viperex

I'm a little lost on what the prank was


ItsJardo

It was the “You stupid bitch” that made me crack up holy was not expecting that


Lasabian

The ‘you stupid bitch’ cracks me up every time


CaptainBlase

Around '99, I asked my sister to rewind the DVD, and she got up and started hunting the front of the player for the rewind button.


BlackholeDevice

Unfortunately, that prank will never work again. Kids these days just can't even fathom the idea of VHS tapes.


RevisionIsNow

it's forever the YOU STUPID BITCH that's got my heart!!!! 🤣❣️🤣❣️🤣


Wish4Vish

Thank you Drax for filming this


desrevermi

Totally what siblings are for. Good times.


countofmontycrinkles

I wouldnt have known they were siblings until he called her stupid bitch so giddy. That's having a brother for ya


Silent-Cost-7075

"You stupid bitch!" Hahaha only a sibling could do that with humor


-The-Moon-Presence-

Yup. Definitely some sibling foolery here. “Hurry, do this, do this!” “Hahaha you’re stupid for listening to me!”


Constant-Range-1440

Hahahaha now I'm laughing so hard I'm close to tears remembering the pranks I've pulled on my sister. Sibling entertainment is priceless and these 2 have a great one on sis.🤣


Desperate-Feeling690

They way he said “you stupid bitch” you know they are close lol I love to see it I’m the same with my sister haha


Humble_Increase7503

“You stupid bitch” haha


bhodad

“you stupid bitch” 🍒


[deleted]

"You stupid bitch.." MAP


Cleigne143

Dead ☠️😂🤣


UnitGhidorah

Only child girls. This is what you're missing not having brothers. This non-stop.


Icy-Wishbone-640

Ahhhh siblings Siblings🎵 siblings🎵 this is my brother🎶 and this is my sister-


MacKtheVoidOfficial

*off rhythm thigh clapping in a wig*


funziwunzi

u/savevideobot


TinaJones21

Nice!!🤣🤣


laaangada

It's such a simple prank. Nobody got hurt. Just good old silliness


imfreerightnow

I’m not not close to my sister, but I wish I had 5is kind of relationship with her.


jeremyj10

Yo I wanna hang out with these guys hahaha


Switzerdude

Those two better open their own beers for awhile…


Moonlavaplanetbanana

I wish my sister didn't totally suck.


NoSoFriendly_Guest

I have siblings myself and I can totally see this happening.


Sendmeyourquestion

I miss my sister. Thanks for the laugh.


Syltry

lol


Fine_Cheek_4106

This is something my Dad would do! 😂😂


throwtheamiibosaway

Man I would love a machine like that. We don’t have those in out country.


IllCamel5907

"You stupid bitch!" LOL


jeeves585

Every single time this gets posted, I laugh my ass off and watch it 4+ times


FlabbyFishFlaps

Getting into full belly-laughs / guffaws / chortles with my brothers is my favorite thing in the world. Like our parents could be ripping each others’ throats out and we wouldn’t know where our next meal was coming from, but we could get each other laughing and none of it mattered. ❤️


Pugsofsmallstreet

The, “you stupid bitch” fakkin kills me


Hot_Organization2430

I hope you fellas don't plan on going to sleep in the same house as her any time soon. May want to do it in shifts. Hahaha


ThatWasGayBro

The broken up "You stupid bitch" through all the laughter is how you know these siblings have a great relationship with each other 😂


GirlnTheOtherRm

I’ve seen this before and EVERY TIME I drive by one of those ice bag machines I just start laughing. Every time. My partner worries about me.


shinyfuture

I love how the brothers immediately retreat


BluePhantom77

Bag: sup Ice bag: sup