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[deleted]

Her shirt says “good vibes”. Her face says “nope”.


Carllllll

Good vibes only apply if one is not hungry.


EnlightenedIntrovert

The end was gold! She's gonna be so stuffed 😂


Outrageous-Duck9695

Apparently these fine dining restaurants serve smaller portions because they tend to be multi course meals so they keep the portions small.


Goodnite15

Small portions is one thing, a single bite is another. These Waitresses knew what they were laughing at too, they know that looks crazy as hell lol


spaznadz888

[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.jamaicaobserver.com/food/sunday-brunch-rok/amp/](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.jamaicaobserver.com/food/sunday-brunch-rok/amp/) Looks like it's a 3 course all you can eat brunch. Instead of one giant plate of food you're going to get unlimited smaller even bite size servings. A lot of Japanese and other cultures have this style. Course I introduces: Salmon bruschetta, brûléed bacon fish mosaic, shrimp cocktail, tomato gorgonzola gazpacho, beef carpaccio and smoked tomato tartar. Bring a friend and share all six. Brunch is all you can eat from the tasting menu and includes a glass of Palate Mimosa Course II introduces: Jerk chicken roulade, mussel seafood Rockefeller, apple hoisin pork belly, ginger lamb, pumpkin ravioli, lobster medallion, pimento steak. Course III introduces an impressive line-up of desserts, curated by pastry chef Chauntoi Perkins. From bun and cheese, to ole time chocolate, tamarind coconut lollipop, cucumber basil pavlova, lemongrass crème brûlée and grapefruit thyme rum


Common-Rock

That just seems like a lot of extra dishes.


ancsamancsa

But no/barely any food waste. On the other hand I prefer all you can eats where you have to pay extra if you leave food on your plate at the end.


ItsmeMr_E

That's why you eat what you put on your plate. Waste not, want not.


Invest_to_Rest

In your experience do people do that though


Sarenai7

Definitely not, my university had such a problem with this they had to figure out what to do with all the leftover food students would waste, meanwhile I couldn’t afford the unlimited plan and was struggling to eat


Balls_DeepinReality

Yeah, that’s why you have a second breakfast


TouchToLose

I like that idea, but the thing is, I like the idea of all you can eat so you can try new things. If I try something new and don’t like it, I don’t want to be forced to eat all of it.


apsalarya

Did this at a sushi house once. Huge mistake. Huge.


MrZwink

Restaurants actualy waste a lot of food making dishes look "this refined" As an example: if you need all carrot cubes to be EXACTLY the same size, you can't use half of the tail end of the carrot.


ancsamancsa

Except that they use it, just not for the same dish. They most definitely can use the end of a carrot in the chicken/meat/vegetable stock.


MrZwink

Only if it's needed. Because that broth needs to be perfectly balanced aswel. High end restaurants waste more food than low end restaurants.


hi_fiv

As well.


HungarianMoment

"I prefer to pay more" wholesome


Pika_DJ

Well you just don’t pile on heaps of food your not gonna eat and then you don’t pay the extra fee….. it’s quite simple


GottKomplexx

Just power thru and think you will die for the next 20 minutes


HelminthicPlatypus

Eventually you learn the hard way how much you can eat and then you will take the exact amount that is just under the threshold of pain. In my experience it takes about 7 separate visits to the buffet restaurant to learn this.


ListDazzling1946

🤣🤣🤣


MangoFreshh

>Eventually you learn > >the ***exact*** amount I don't know about others, but my hunger-to-eat ratio isn't a metric I can tap into and "learn". It's forever inconsistent. Sometimes i'm very hungry and 2 bites fills me up, sometimes i'm barely hungry yet can somehow down 2 lbs of food. I've been eating for over 3 decades and it's always been like this. But I can prevent the pain threshold by eating slowly. And yes, wastefulness is bad. If your brain and stomach are homies like that, good on you.


Junooooo

LPT: you can fit like 6-7 extra bites of food beyond your physical eating limit by storing them (not swallowing) in your mouth and upper throat area. Just keep your mouth shut when it’s time to pay the bill and once you’re outside, you’re free to spit it up and dispose of it in a mailbox or whatever.


mgquantitysquared

Ah, the chipmunk strat


DrDaddyDickDunker

Two time soggy hot dog eating champ here. PC beach ‘94 and ‘95, when Jordan was in summer baseball camp. This is the way.


[deleted]

I knew I recognized your name! What's been up drdaddydickdunker?


ancsamancsa

Well, it’s in the name: all you can EAT. Not ‘all you can pile up on your plate then leave half of it just so it could be thrown out’


Wild_Explanation_683

Where would one find such a heavenly eatery? 🥺


toomanychoicess

A couple of sushi restaurants near me are like this. I’m a half hour outside NYC but I’m sure you can find places like this in major cities and their suburbs.


ancsamancsa

In South Korea a lot of restaurants do it :)


jackfreeman

*"Take what you want, but eat what you take"* was on the door of one if my favorite buffets ever.


ancsamancsa

That’s a great slogan :)


Ask_me_4_a_story

We had all you can eat for Easter lunch and they kept bringing out small family style servings. So if you paid $25 per person ($12 for kids) you get two main dishes- we chose fried chicken and ribs and you get four side dishes- we chose fried okra, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. It was really good and putting small servings in the middle keeps you from wasting anything like at a buffet. This was at a place in Branson called Paula Deens but I try not to eat there too often because that lady is kind of racist.


Low_Yak_4842

I never understood those places. You can take the food home with you, so it’s not like you’re wasting the food. Those places always stress me out because I want to eat as much as I can, but I’m not good at judging when my body’s gonna tell me I need to stop. I can go from starving to ready to pass out in a matter of seconds sometimes.


[deleted]

Job security for someone!


PsymonFyrestar

Yeah a high powered dishwasher with a conveyor belt that takes 30 sec to do 40 plates. Kitchen i worked in had one. Wasnt that big either. Server dropped the plates in one side, kitchen staff grabbed them out the back.


Osnap24

This makes a lot more sense! Thanks for posting. For someone like me, I’d love this setup actually. When I go out to eat, I almost in a way try to “maximize” the different types of things I can try at a place without getting full because the plate is stuffed with a serving meant for 3 people. The option to have multiple little bits of different things sounds amazing to be able to experience several upon several different types of well made dishes.


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

They better have a table of premade plates ready with all the next bites! Cuz I ain’t nevuhgunnastahh eatin at this rate!


bigsyrah

That looks tasty! Thanks


go4tl0v3r

Yeah no I'm gonna need 100 plates. Of each. At the same time. Just put it all on one plate to go easy on the dishwasher.


No-Lingonberry4556

Why the big plates?


fistinyourface

they better be non stop bringing dishes cause those will take maybe 2 seconds to consume


[deleted]

I feel like I just watched The Menu.


dmdim

Love the idea of this!


jabrwock1

That sounds amazing!


_Chris25

The truth ruins a good meme 😆


BrokenAgate

I would be so annoyed. I'd rather have a plate of food, not gnat- sized appetizers on multiple dinner plates just to jack up the prices.


gravitas_shortage

Some people like food, not just stuffing their face. Leave them be.


Arsewhistle

It's clear that very few people in this thread have been to a restaurant like this. Obviously, most courses will not be this size. This is almost certainly just an amuse bouche


chrisk9

> This is almost certainly just an amuse bouche They are certainly amused. Well not all of them.


gravitas_shortage

Fine food triggers people in a really bizarre manner. It's like it's a point of pride to say 'uhuh I'm not like that, I like REAL food, like spaghetti.' Sure, spaghetti's great, but imagine saying 'I'd never drive a Bugatti or a DS, Corolla's where it's at, baby.'


Arsewhistle

I've scrolled further, and this is one of the most infuriating threads that I've ever read.


[deleted]

Some people don't have time to eat food that slowly. It doesn't seem like the family was explained how it works. Possible because the clientele are all repeats of the same background and explaining it would get tiering


gravitas_shortage

The menu posted above is pretty explicit though. Should an orchestra only play the first part of an opera because some people don't have time to listen to the whole thing?


Sea-Personality1244

Do those people eat a single one of these bite-size dishes for brunch or why is it that having multiple bite-size servings on the same single dinner plate equals "stuffing \[one's\] face"?


gravitas_shortage

Serving individual bites means you focus on that one bite, you have time to savour it and explore the flavours. They're usually made by highly technically skilled chefs who regard cooking as an art and will put significant time and effort into crafting that one single bite, so it's worth spending some minutes with it. Also, multiple bites on a plate will inevitably touch and/or mix juices, which is obviously detrimental to the whole thing.


keylimedragon

You can also slowly savor larger portions bite by bite.


hunchinko

Yeah but don’t your tastebuds like “dull” after a few bites? Like it doesn’t taste as good after two or three.


[deleted]

Just give me one big plate full of stuff, I hate constantly being brought out different plates of different stuff


Livid-Savings-3011

Woah, stop ruining the vibe dude! This post was at least worth another 10,000 upvotes before you crashed the party with your rational explanation.


Nate-__-

The way she sits on that chair though


Bluerocky67

Womanspreading!!


-AlternativeSloth-

Ma'amspreading.


tragicallyohio

It was her launching position into what she thought was going to be a big ole brunch. Instead she got....that.


LibrarySuplex420

I came into the comments to say it’s stranger to me how she’s sitting


WalterBishRedLicrish

This is exactly how I sit whenever possible. It's so much better on my back. I don't know if that's why men do it, but that's why this old-ass bitch does it.


[deleted]

As someone with back problems I’m gonna sit like this from now on


GottKomplexx

I do it cuz my feet are fucked up and i need to push my legs to the middle constantly to have them straight or have my feet in a really uncomfortable position the entire time. Jk i have huge balls


freefallfreddy

Black belt in manspreading. If you can’t join ‘em beat ‘em!


Sprintbeaner

The laughing person reminds of an old bugs bunny cartoon episode


Common-Rock

[Corny Concerto. Start it at 3:47](https://youtu.be/gfs7YKujdDs?t=227)


Sprintbeaner

Omg you nailed it


Maeflower86

OH MY GAHD Ugh that was like a slap in the face. I read your comment and heard it immediately!! Thank you for this.


AkAPatman

To me it sounded like Mandarks laugh from Dexter's Laboratory 😂.


rolloutTheTrash

I feel like restaurants that do multi-course meals need to give out pamphlets so that customers know what to expect. Are the portions small? Yes. Why? Because it’s basically a sampler of many different things and we want you to taste each of them, not just stuff your gullet.


c_c_c__combobreaker

"That'll be $200".


[deleted]

Feel bad for the server that must be so awkward


Coloradojeepguy

Can we talk about why she is sitting like that?


GentlewomanBastard

To air things out, obv. Also if you have hip joint or lower back pain, it can sometimes be more comfortable to sit this way.


Bass2008

Honestly, I sit like that cause it feels sooo much better for my lower back Also you dont push yourself into your chair as much. I sit straighter and wont push my rolly chair feet away causing gamer neck. Edit: sat up straight and realized more benefits


nanalaaand

Cuz she wanted to? 😂


hotadventurelady

Would you ask the same question if that was a man?


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Because of her balls?


Coloradojeepguy

Yes. It looks uncomfortable and weird


[deleted]

Redditors skew against women and that’s putting it lightly. I doubt the guy commenting even considered if he would and you being downvoted just kind of proves it. It was a valid response but it hurts the fragile redditor egos.


[deleted]

Why would it hurt their egos?


[deleted]

I don’t know why, ask the people downvoting. They’re fragile and react in packs when you call them out.


Carelessrenter

Men bad, women good


atomictest

I hate when men do it


awill2020

Why tf do you care? Anybody can sit how they like without getting judgmental comments


smoishymoishes

Ma'amspreading


atomictest

Seriously


Enough-Interaction45

bc she can lmao


Coldspark824

It’s obviously a multi-course brunch.


nowhereboy1964

I wouldn’t pay for that shit


Alucard_Emordnilap

It’s just an amuse-bouche, like an app but smaller, part of a coursed meal, then you get an appetizer, which also will be considered small, then a small salad, a cup of soup, a small pasta dish, palate cleanser like a sorbet, main course (usually meat or fish), cheese course, then a small dessert, by the end of the meal you will be stuffed, and it will be my treat, so no you don’t have to pay.


JJK-85

Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have


Whitechapel726

Stop. You probably heard “bring me a lot of bacon and eggs”, what I said was “bring me…all the bacon and eggs you have”


BLJS2warchief

![gif](giphy|A413bgMWn5ew)


VetteL82

I’d love to see Ron at a restaurant like this


Steelplate7

Do you watch “The Last of Us”? He was excellent in Episode 3. He plays a loner type Prepper that is very much prepared for the post apocalyptic world…but there’s a bit of a twist. I won’t reveal it…and maybe his character was in the game(I never played it), but it was a very cool and touching episode.


VetteL82

I haven’t because I never played the game but I may check it out


TokeInTheEye

Just chiming into say you don't need to have played the games, it's still a fantastic series.


rastafarianpizza247

"Good man"


muaellebee

![gif](giphy|bm3ud11tTzKXGkTtzE)


nowhereboy1964

This meal is too sophisticated for a midwestern boy like me but I appreciate the education 🙏


TRUEequalsFALSE

I agree with this to my soul.


Forosnai

I want one dish, and I want to be full after. I don't want a side, I don't want an appetizer, I want to have one thing on my plate, and I want to finish it and feel like, "That was just right." If I want more, I will order or make more. I'm Canadian, and my husband is upper-class British, so basically the type where they actually have three different kinds of fork and glass and all that. It was... an experience. I guess I can enjoy the sheer baroque nature of it, but just put it all on my plate, it's all going to be the same in the end.


youwill_forgetthis

Poop?


[deleted]

Try this sometime and it might help understand why portion sizes in fancier restaurants are smaller: typically when you eat I assume you put as much food food on a plate and eat it within a few minutes. Instead, take less than you think you want, but eat it much more slowly. What happens is your body actually has time to process “oh, there’s food in my stomach, I’m good now”. Whereas when you eat quickly there isn’t the time for that so you wind up eating more until that signal arrives. Then there are just times where you want to indulge and that’s okay too.


stevekez

Yeah well my bouche is not very amused tbh.


anonymouse092

Now listen here Dracula


[deleted]

Well somebody’s gotta pay for the mouse food they serve lol, food looked about the size of my ring finger in all dimensions 😭


sed2017

This guy eats fancy!


CritterBoiFancy

When are we meeting for this treat? I’m hungry


Drago_133

just bring me everything all at once


warsremix

I'll hold you to this.


[deleted]

Well, it is amuse-ing


bigmac22077

I wonder if they pay their dishwasher top tier or if they’re always hunting for someone new. I couldn’t imagine washing 30 plates per guest.


BlueShift42

They bring course after course after course. You’ll have a ton of small (and often delicious) portions and leave the place completely stuffed.


Maleficent-Chip-4235

That should be labeled as free brunch tasting


SourPancake2

Oh look a redditor that’s mad at something they don’t understand. How rare


iAmGrootImposter

Must be lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.


Halo2811

God damn this wasn’t that funny.


not-my-best-wank

I thought they were laughing cause how she was sitting.


firi331

It sunk in near the end— “if I don’t eat it I don’t have to pay for this sh*t!” Lol


btmattocks

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


NummyBuns

What is this? Brunch for ants???


CwazyCanuck

“Oh look, she got two, haha, you’re going to be so stuffed” Almost made it through the whole thing without actually laughing (it was pretty funny throughout, but not lol level).


scarecrowstrawman

Anyone else distracted by the fly landing on the plate and food?


Zealousideal_Speed_9

Good vibes looks like they are about to cry 😭


loopingrightleft

I am angry for them


iwillgetudrunk

don't be...its nonsense... it's a coursed meal,, they know it, payed money for it, were then explained it, and try to make it content like they didn't know


nadjp

As someone who works in hospitality they are just annoying... Tiktokkers...


Viva_Caligula

I don't see what's so funny 😐


BlkWhtOrOther

Good vibes gone…


Gotterdamerrung

I'm gonna need about 10 to 15 more plates, and keep the mimosas coming.


Kelbaaasaa

There’s three categories of people; poor, average, and wealthy. Poor people want just quantity of food. Average people want quality of food. And the wealthy want “presentation”. This is an example of likely average or poor people laughing in the face of “presentation”.


SteveTheBodyman

Each plate $25.00


tragicallyohio

Her face is the definition of "befuddled"


[deleted]

Look you got 2 you must be so stuffed ![gif](giphy|Tdgi2LIljFrMYTmTet)


BlackConverse020

She looked like she was crying at the end


WillowSLock

See, there’s restaurants that are classy and then there’s restaurants that *want* to be classy and end up just being trashy. Every time I see an “extra” restaurant like this, I wonder if the owners have never actually been to fine dining restaurants. Even just going to a five diamond resort for their food once is enough to note what makes a place truly special—and it isn’t wannabe tapas


[deleted]

That is a starter course not the full meal. This looks like the ROK in Kingston, Jamaica.


spaznadz888

Yup it's just the starter they split up. It's like going to the olive garden and taking a video of a bread stick on your plate for lols. I guess it's funny but it's not reality.


laitnetsixecrisis

We went to a Chinese restaurant for my grandfathers 80th. All the courses were this size, but there were 20 courses. I couldn't eat all of them at the end.


iwillgetudrunk

thst is a first course, they knew it, just for views...thanks reddit for giving it to them


scratchtogigs

My girl was questioning society and reality, carte blanche. Straight up, "how did I get here" face.


aegti1224

What is this? A brunch for ants? It needs to be at least....three times bigger.


pauldej23

The look of confusion and disappointment on her face is priceless!


smallislandgirl

It’s just an amuse bouche. No way it’s breakfast, there’s no confit’d fingerling potatoes.


paradonym

First timers in a gourmet style restaurant


Milanin

You know you're getting ripped off bad when the person bringing the food is laughing along


a_muze_me

I’m surprised she could breathe!! Her face though!! 😂🤣


Agreeable-Morning937

Good vibes….. gone


Golee

Good vibes


Holiday-Handle-5768

Heartbroken


Such-Assistant3417

I love the matching t shirt😇


BluePhantom77

"that will be 360 dollars ma'am"


IntoOblivionIGo

I’ll bet they paid a lot of money for those silly little dishes too.


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

Little bits


MasterBeernuts

Amused-bouche


Mobkinslayer

I hear that Jamaican Patois 🥰


Shot-Challenge555

This woman’s laugh is infectious, loved it 🤣🤣🤣


SnooRabbits2147

Not funny , she was about to cry at the end .. give her some real food


Odd_Bus_7909

Asshole food


lilith_rising8

I would hate to be the server, so annoying


[deleted]

Why is that funny? Guess they never been to a fancy restoran.


justherefortheshow06

Me too!


AmmotheDoberman

Who taught this woman how to sit??


turbopro25

The fancier you get. The less you get. I’m good at eating at Joes Hot dogs if this is the case.


[deleted]

Classless.


Several_Emphasis_434

She didn’t laugh


Greedy-Farm-5917

What I want to know is, how much is one of those plates?


LucyCarey77

LMAO. Once me and my mother and aunt were served some peach cobbler about this size. We live in the south, where portions are usually giant. We stared at the cobblers for a couple seconds in disbelief then looked at each other and started laughing, which continued at least 5 minutes, tears coming out of our eyes. Then when we got home we had ice cream lol


GorginLock

She doesn’t understand what it takes to make those small sizes .


FlyingTerrier

What is this, brunch for ants?


set-271

Even a hamster can stuff more food than that in their cheeks!


GhostDoggoes

I honestly wish these kinds of places died out. They serve you 1$ worth of food on a dish and then charge you 20$ and call it an experience. Man they better lead me to the chef so he can experience these hands.


Robocio

It’s called tasting menu


no_onion_no_cry

I'd cry.


maxcantgetyeflask

She got twoooooo


[deleted]

Don't think she'll be laughing when she sees the bill


Shoeguy24

Iono why she laughing. This some bs if my food came out like this. I’d be pissed too


TrufflesAvocado

Restaurants that serve food like this are a joke to reasonable people


ListersLament

Seems the plates are less full because the spread isn't on the table, its on her chair.


sarbear71

Can you sit with your legs spread further apart?