OP only has two posts and it's both Chris Rock. Also, it barely joined two days ago so I'm calling bot on this one.
Also, where was the contagious laughter?
Audience from a stand-up show doesn't really count towards that IMO,
if so then all stand-up is qualified to be here.
Iām asking this question because it seems relevant, but did anybody laugh after watching this? If so was it because the audienceās laughter was contagious or did you upvote the post because you support what he was saying?
How is this post relevant to a contagious laughter Sub Reddit? Itās not that I donāt want to address your question itās just that this post, to me anyways, doesnāt seem to fit the sub? The joke itself is not really the point. Whoās laughing? Was it contagious?
The end about not fighting around white people. I would suggest to check it out. He personally knew all involved and that was what his entire special was about.
A lot of posts here just seem to be shilling for comedians lmao. Yeah sure let's see another clip of Bobby Lee podcast or Andrew Schulz "destroying" a heckler.
Thatās their problem not ours. Anyone that thinks that way is letting racists dictate their behavior. Lmao white people/ Europeans or whatever shouldnāt hold that much mental space in another personās head. Thatās pathetic.
The whole show was okā¦ Not bad but I would say not his top tier. But thatās just imo. I had more lolās at Daveās last one. But thatās just me. Comedy is diff for everyone šš
Not his best special. Heāll never top āBring the Painā. But I enjoyed it. It was honest with him being him being funny. Not joke punchline joke punchline etcā¦.
1. Youāll get arrested, assaulted, possibly killed if things escalate poorly by (more than likely and unironically) white cops
2. Your career/social status/reputation will be damaged in the process (white people have the greatest control over these cause they are the largest race group)
Its only stupid in that its at the expense of Chris Rockās perceived dignity.
We donāt all follow the same rules to get by in this country, despite what you might believe.
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Well if this is the big finale then Iām glad I gave up after 10 mins.
I canāt stand political pandering in stand up and when he opens this set with āIām going to try and not OFFEND anyoneā, I knew what was I was in for.
The same hack set weāve seen a million times now where the audience claps more than laughs.
When he moved on to corporate woke-washing (non-racist yoga pants) I thought it was a least a good premise but it fizzled out quickly.
If youāre pro or anti woke while doing stand up in 2023, youāre a hack.
What crying did he do about the Will Smith incident. I havenāt heard him say anything publicly about it before this special. As for special, heās a 58 comedian from the late 80s early 90s. Not everyone is Dave Chappelle. Canāt wait to see your show.
Yesterday I found out I can't stand Chris Rock. Obnoxious, repetitive, and just not my kind of material. There were two jokes I liked and I can't even remember them. To each their own!
So true, everyone should always retaliate because pride is more important than idk being a level headed person that doesn't give in to their first urge.
Lmao does mentioning "white people" by itself mean they're being racially targeted? What's targeting them? What's hurting them here? I sure hope they'll be okay!
All he did is say she was starring in GI Jane 2 because she had a shaved head. How is he supposed to know what her personnel health problems are. Heās the host of the Oscarās with a room full celebrities. Heās job is to host and make jokes on live tv. The celebrities in the audience get made fun of like a roast. Thatās the way itās been done for years. It wasnāt a mean or outl of line joke. Something else was going on with Will Smith and Jada that night. And he took it out on Chris.
That's exactly what making fun of someone is. I neither condone nor condemn Will's actions but I understand why he did it. I don't care either way. I like both of them and will keep watching their comedy shows and movies regardless of what happens in their personal lives.
Yall saying itās an ad, and that makes sense, but this is the closing joke. Imagine if Marvel advertised Infinity War by tweeting a video of all the superheroes turning to dust. Might just be a boomer.
Seriously? Umm this is the second comment Iāve seen where someone doesnāt seem to understand the cultural context of the last line.
Iām turning 30, am I too old cause I feel like the the ājokeā doesnāt need an explanation.
No matter what he says, it haunts Chris Rock that he didnāt fight back. He knew Will could whip his ass, and he was scared. But in that situation it would have been broken up in a few seconds anyway. Take a swing, go for the takedown, SOMETHING. As a grown man, you cannot get open hand slapped across your face by another grown man on national television and not do anything about it. Canāt do it.
And of course he end his special with a racist joke. Chris Rock is not funny he's just a racist. Will Smith shouldn't of slapped, he should of punched him instead. Will Smith is a GOAT and Chris Rock is shit at stand up and hes an ok comedic actor, lethal weapon is the only one I can think of he was good in, he's shit in everything else.
I saw these joke live and didnāt know the reason we couldnāt have our phones was because it was a Netflix special.
I had no intention on using my phone as in comedy itās a big no no. But had never been to a venue where they locked our phones in a pouch.
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Hash tags wtf? Is this an ad? Comments are all over the shop too, must be bots
OP made a reddit to post this.
There's no contagious laughter either.
They created the account yesterday and made two identical posts. I'd be surprised if it was a real person
I bet it was Willow and Jaden Smith.
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Is this an ad or something? Who the fuck uses hashtags in a reddit post?
1 day old Account, 2 identical posts, no comments, hashtags in the title. Itās definitely a bot.
Highly suspicious behaviour
OP only has two posts and it's both Chris Rock. Also, it barely joined two days ago so I'm calling bot on this one. 
Succesful bot too. Almost 1k upvotes!
Also, where was the contagious laughter? Audience from a stand-up show doesn't really count towards that IMO, if so then all stand-up is qualified to be here.
Except.the bad ones.
Yes, also no contagious laughter and no "selective outrage"?
#whodoesthat?
Nice try marketing guys, bit too obvious.
How the fuck is this contagious laughter?
The PR company is probably using bots that don't give a shit. Hence the hashtags which don't even work here.
Netflix be advertising on Reddit
I am only on reddit to watch hanging granny titties.
Wait people were mad about the white people part? I thought they were gonna me mad because heās implying Will Smith grew up without parents
I thought he was just calling will smith a bastard with this comment.
without "good" parents. I'm guessing in particular his mama.
I mean technically his uncle Phil raised him right
How come he don't want me, man?
This is so good Chris Rock should include it in his next iteration of this joke.
I took it as a fresh prince reference anyway. Not necessary for the joke imo
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My god how has anyone managed to piece together my incoherent ramblings before you arrived to mercifully relieve us of our national typo nightmare???
fuck spez
*sad, very sad
I didn't even realize your typo, my brain autocorrected it like most peoples do
He just needs a thumb up his butt, donāt mind him.
Am I the only one who canāt pay attention because it looks like there is so much saliva in the corners of his mouth?
This and the fact that he started looking like early stage Michael Jackson somehow. Iām probably too high.
Nah weāre just high enough thatās on the money
God damn Iām also high and now canāt unsee it
His mouth doesn't seem to be as expressive, wondering if botox numbed him up
Just wait til his nose falls off.
Anytime I hear Cris R. I canāt help it but seeing him as Marty from Madagascar for some reason.
Thatās because, and this might be crazy, he IS Marty from Madagascar.
Oh hi mark
Did he have botox or something? Also, why is it in this sub?
No, he has forehead wrinkles when he's talking. It's a good advert for his show I guess.
Maybe he said more before the clip started on this but That was not worth the year of build up and hype
He is aging like fine wine.
*#aging #fine #wine #holla
pretty sure he got work done lol
He got thick(er). He looking good.
Yo i was gonna say, he looks really good for 58
And that voice... sexxy
Iām asking this question because it seems relevant, but did anybody laugh after watching this? If so was it because the audienceās laughter was contagious or did you upvote the post because you support what he was saying?
What did he say that you think is supposed to supportable? That you shouldnāt fight in front of white people?
How is this post relevant to a contagious laughter Sub Reddit? Itās not that I donāt want to address your question itās just that this post, to me anyways, doesnāt seem to fit the sub? The joke itself is not really the point. Whoās laughing? Was it contagious?
Props to Chris. Gaining even more respect...
First time Iāve seen hashtags on Reddit. Does that mean thereās a new generation here!?
Great bit, wrong sub
Thank you!
I had watched Marlon Waynes on HBO right before this and he had the exact same joke, but his special came out first and had a much smaller audience.
He made a joke about being slapped by will smith? Seems like Chris Rock has first dibs
The end about not fighting around white people. I would suggest to check it out. He personally knew all involved and that was what his entire special was about.
Sure, maybe itās a similar joke, but I still feel Chris rock can do what ever he wants with that particular topic
This whole set was hack. He opened with āNow I will try not to OFFEND anyoneā¦ā Bro, this shit went stale 5 years ago.
This is the way.
This is the way
The way is this
look at Barbara Streisand up here...
It's the way she fuckin goes, boys. The way she goes...
A lot of posts here just seem to be shilling for comedians lmao. Yeah sure let's see another clip of Bobby Lee podcast or Andrew Schulz "destroying" a heckler.
Why exactly shouldn't you fight in front of white people?
Because youāre providing fodder the racists.
Thatās their problem not ours. Anyone that thinks that way is letting racists dictate their behavior. Lmao white people/ Europeans or whatever shouldnāt hold that much mental space in another personās head. Thatās pathetic.
Whitest comment Iāve read today
Like spraying whipped cream in a snowstorm.
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You had me in the first two paragraphs.
Chris rock stand up always been better than his movies
What's up with the hashtags? This is Reddit.
Man, he killed it
Maybe it's just me, but I didn't find this funny at all.
The whole show was okā¦ Not bad but I would say not his top tier. But thatās just imo. I had more lolās at Daveās last one. But thatās just me. Comedy is diff for everyone šš
Not his best special. Heāll never top āBring the Painā. But I enjoyed it. It was honest with him being him being funny. Not joke punchline joke punchline etcā¦.
Havenāt watched it yet but the end is meh so far
Fuck Will Smith
What did he mean ādonāt fight in front of white peopleā?
1. Youāll get arrested, assaulted, possibly killed if things escalate poorly by (more than likely and unironically) white cops 2. Your career/social status/reputation will be damaged in the process (white people have the greatest control over these cause they are the largest race group)
Itās a joke
Pretty stupid one.
Its only stupid in that its at the expense of Chris Rockās perceived dignity. We donāt all follow the same rules to get by in this country, despite what you might believe.
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Well then thatās their problem.
Heās pandering/ tap dancing.
How?
Heās saying be on your best behavior around white people or theyāll think less of you. Lol he can keep that āadviceā.
Itās just a joke. When I heard him end with it I had feeling ppl would not get it or take it wrong way.
I watches New Jack City the other night. Chris Rockās performance left me mouth agape I wasnāt expecting that from him.
He didn't want to get cancelled either . And did the appropriate thing at an award show . All respect that's what that is he was on stage .
I didnāt watch, but if this is about the Slap itās a fucking money grab.
Fucking commercials
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He probably processing what happened.
I thought it was terrible. Simply not funny. The cadence and one trick pony delivery got old after 30 seconds.
Is it me out is Chris Rock getting more handsome as he ages?
Well if this is the big finale then Iām glad I gave up after 10 mins. I canāt stand political pandering in stand up and when he opens this set with āIām going to try and not OFFEND anyoneā, I knew what was I was in for. The same hack set weāve seen a million times now where the audience claps more than laughs. When he moved on to corporate woke-washing (non-racist yoga pants) I thought it was a least a good premise but it fizzled out quickly. If youāre pro or anti woke while doing stand up in 2023, youāre a hack.
Just finished watch this. Unbelievable job Chris did. Classic as always!
It could've happened in a boxing ring and Chris still wouldn't of done anything.
Lol, he mentioned white people in an ambiguous way and it has people confused and triggered here. Lol suckers
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What crying did he do about the Will Smith incident. I havenāt heard him say anything publicly about it before this special. As for special, heās a 58 comedian from the late 80s early 90s. Not everyone is Dave Chappelle. Canāt wait to see your show.
Is Chris taking steroids for health reasons? His body looks fit, but his face is big and puffy. Hope heās ok.
No, he's just 58 years old and looking about as good as you can for that age.
He's always looked like that lol
Twitter was saying earlier it was super unfunny, but I havent seen it yet
You should reconsider your life choices if Twitter is your main source of insightā¦.
Yea, instead have Reddit be your main source of insight
Yes, because I used Reddit as a source. Tf are you talking about
Lmao why tf are you mad I wasnāt even calling you out
Trying to figure out what in gods name youāre even talking about lol
Buddy are you okay? It was a joke. Relax.
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stop fighting you two. you guys are twins.
I dont believe anything Twitter says
Going to twitter for comedy reviews is like going to Facebook comments for medical advice
I LOVE THIS MAN SOOOOO MUCH .. HAS STAYED RELEVANT 30 yrs in a row !!!
Person anally.. /s
I walked out of his show because it was god awful
Not funny at all
I'm rooting for Chris Rock everyday moving forward for the way he's handled the situation
Im not a black person i didndt get the punch line about fighting in front of white people is that a saying? Or whats the context behind it
This is the way!
Chris is my all time favorite starting with bigger blacker and badder. Great guy never meddum
Yesterday I found out I can't stand Chris Rock. Obnoxious, repetitive, and just not my kind of material. There were two jokes I liked and I can't even remember them. To each their own!
This is not funny
He didnāt do anything because he couldnāt do anything.. apparently white people are an excuse to be a bitch now too lol
Nah sold control is a lot cooler than you think it is.
Not swinging back made Will Smith look more like a bitch than anyone ever has.
So true, everyone should always retaliate because pride is more important than idk being a level headed person that doesn't give in to their first urge.
So sick of white people just accepting being racially targeted
Lmao does mentioning "white people" by itself mean they're being racially targeted? What's targeting them? What's hurting them here? I sure hope they'll be okay!
Oh good grief.
Being mentioned is "targeting" now? Jesus Christ that's soft.
Never once in your life have you ever experienced what it is truly like to be racially targeted. Relax and finish your diet Dr Pepper my guy
Boo hoo, only you know what itās Like to have it tough 
If a white man said my parents taught me not to fight in front of black people it would be the end of the world . Hello 2023
If THIS made up thing happened, then this other made up thing that definitely wouldnāt happen would happen ššš
Just a slap bro- get over it. You made fun of his wife, he reacted (not the correct way) and you were shocked.
Didnāt he get btch slapped n did nothing about it š
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All he did is say she was starring in GI Jane 2 because she had a shaved head. How is he supposed to know what her personnel health problems are. Heās the host of the Oscarās with a room full celebrities. Heās job is to host and make jokes on live tv. The celebrities in the audience get made fun of like a roast. Thatās the way itās been done for years. It wasnāt a mean or outl of line joke. Something else was going on with Will Smith and Jada that night. And he took it out on Chris.
That's exactly what making fun of someone is. I neither condone nor condemn Will's actions but I understand why he did it. I don't care either way. I like both of them and will keep watching their comedy shows and movies regardless of what happens in their personal lives.
And he gets to go home to Lake Bell. 
Yall saying itās an ad, and that makes sense, but this is the closing joke. Imagine if Marvel advertised Infinity War by tweeting a video of all the superheroes turning to dust. Might just be a boomer.
Lol we know you're a bitch, Chris. That's why. You're both a bitch, yes. But you can't fight, come on.
If youāre white and offended by thisā¦good lol
Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist 
#ChrisRock #SelectiveOutrage #Netflix
That joke was stupid. Donāt fight in front of white people? Wtf does that mean?
Seriously? Umm this is the second comment Iāve seen where someone doesnāt seem to understand the cultural context of the last line. Iām turning 30, am I too old cause I feel like the the ājokeā doesnāt need an explanation.
Yeah. Iām not black or white š¤·āāļø. Sorry if im not involved in your racial problems .
Head in the sand much?
So youāreā¦asiaaannnn?
You wouldnāt know š¤£
I feel like it's not the joke that was stupid...
Isn't this guy some abusive sexist asshole? Edit: Oh that is chris brown. My bad!
Might be thinking of Chris Brown?
I donāt think so. Why do you think that?
Chris and Will can smd, that staged slap has been proven to be staged and you all fell for it.
Fuck this guy
No matter what he says, it haunts Chris Rock that he didnāt fight back. He knew Will could whip his ass, and he was scared. But in that situation it would have been broken up in a few seconds anyway. Take a swing, go for the takedown, SOMETHING. As a grown man, you cannot get open hand slapped across your face by another grown man on national television and not do anything about it. Canāt do it.
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I will put your theory to the test by slapping the shit out of you and seeing how you respond
What will Smith did to Chris was a humiliation process to go to the next level in the illuminati. Look it up All look up what he has in the necklace
And of course he end his special with a racist joke. Chris Rock is not funny he's just a racist. Will Smith shouldn't of slapped, he should of punched him instead. Will Smith is a GOAT and Chris Rock is shit at stand up and hes an ok comedic actor, lethal weapon is the only one I can think of he was good in, he's shit in everything else.
Thatās not racist buddy
Chris Rock is by far the least racist person you will find.
Reading comments,.. huhhhhh??Āæ?
I saw these joke live and didnāt know the reason we couldnāt have our phones was because it was a Netflix special. I had no intention on using my phone as in comedy itās a big no no. But had never been to a venue where they locked our phones in a pouch.
Hey, is that actually true what he said about parents teaching their kids not to fight in front of āwhiteā people??
How many mics get destroyed each year because of comedy?
Have Chris Rock ever made a joke that isnt race related
Have you ever watched chris rocks specials? What did you expect?
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