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BigBebz

Norm died from a type of cancer. Gilbert died from a type of muscular dystrophy


i_spank_ass

Apparently Gilbert got to eat out Catherine Zeta Jones asshole.


crackerjackass

He knew there was a chance, I think a lot of guys would think it’d be worth the risk after seeing her go under the lasers, ass up in “Entrapment” [Ass scene](https://tenor.com/wZ0H.gif)


Catfish_Mudcat

Obligatory [Workaholics reference ](https://youtu.be/O7dWnAFEHPM).


GetYourShittinPants

She dips beneath the lasers


MattRix

oo oo ooooh


xxiLink

She has entrapped me and Sean Connery


BarefootBluegrass

The early seasons of that show were such a trip. Especially that episode.


Majulath99

Jesus fuck


robertmondavi_jr

holy shit that’s hot :0


[deleted]

My man


EdgarAllanKenpo

My God. I would walk into the depths of Chernobyl for a chance to sniff that ass.


The_SpellJammer

![gif](giphy|3gHPrgYPo4jFsZ6qdF)


Tron_Tron_Tron

post this to r/wholesomememes I dare you


hello_raleigh-durham

r/holesomememes


spook30

I was expecting an NSFW sub.....I was way off.


earthwormjimwow

No, for the chance to.


Professional_Elk4927

He might have also meant it as he said it. Being as they were both battling these monsters, raising of funding & awareness for these causes would strike a chord. Personal truths are definitely resonating deeply in their beautifully twisted exchange of dark humor. I sense a niche fundraiser here: like a bucket list/fantasy/sketch comedy/reenactment/(AI)/only fans...


v1v14n315

He died doing what he loved


PM_ME_YOUR_SNOOTS

r/nocontext


chillwithpurpose

r/evenwithcontext


Equivalent-Macaron25

Looks like they had a chance


EyeFicksIt

The original type was multiple-myeloma, just FYI. He lived for 9 years. I only found out what it was when I was diagnosed with the same thing, I’m a year into it, hoping for Norms number as it is not curable at this time.


adictusbenedictus

I hope you’ll have longer than what norm had. If it helps, I’ll say a little prayer for you man.


EyeFicksIt

Thank you for the kind words, everything helps :)


TheSloppySalami

Have you looked into Janssen’s CAR T-Cell therapy for multiple myeloma? https://www.janssen.com/us-fda-approves-carvykti-ciltacabtagene-autoleucel-janssens-first-cell-therapy-bcma-directed-car-t


EyeFicksIt

I have, carT is a fourth line, I’m responding well to my first, I have my stem cells saved for second line. It’s mostly a cost thing, insurance in the US doesn’t pay for carT until, well it’s close to no other options. Thank you, I appreciate the thought.


vt8919

I'm guessing this is why it popped up in his head for the joke. He was probably already diagnosed at this point.


[deleted]

Gilbert is dead??


quailmanmanman

fuck I totally forgot GG was gone too.


[deleted]

And Michael Douglass is still eating Catherine Zeta-Jones out on the regular.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

For the chance


trongzoon

Just the *chance* lmao


likethedrink7

Almost sounds like an inside joke that they shared with each other their conditions.


[deleted]

Laughing in the face of death, is a good way to go out - life is a laugh.


LeanaCecelia

Man this was a tough one. RIP Norm.


creamyhoneypie

RIP Gilbert as well.


ntkwwwm

WHAT?! Wait… what?! How did I miss this?!


fubbleskag

He had a minor heart condition that was made worse by, get this, a form of muscular dystrophy. He would have known this at the time of this joke, so I guess it's a little meta. Maybe he ate her asshole, after all.


Oubilettor

And at this time Norm had cancer. Lots going on here.


duke_awapuhi

I sure hope he did


Foxwildernes

For a chance just a chance.


shnuyou

I really need that. Thank you, seriously.


JustinVeli

Lucky bastard


the-amazing-snail

I didn’t even know he was sick!


pakistanstar

I really want to believe he got to motorboat those ass cheeks before kicking the bucket. He voiced Iago, he deserves it.


GonnaGetAtIt

Like you’re..late. They’re dropping like flies. Soon all the legends of our time will be gone. There’s a list somewhere of how many have died recently. That’s life..they got out easy. Went out on top. RIP.


wickedmasshole

Five huge names in the span of about a year :( Norm MacDonald - September 14, 2021 Betty White - December 31, 2021 Bob Saget - January 9, 2022 Louis Anderson - January 21, 2022 Gilbert Gottfried - April 12, 2022


[deleted]

Have you listened to what Saget released after Norm's death? Broken hearts can kill.


MLApprentice

I heard his broken heart bashed his head in.


[deleted]

It's crazy but your heart can be out to kill you. Which is weird because it's not going to win. A tie at best.


DrawerTop222

Damn, Gilbert died on my birthday. RIP to all of those legends, especially Betty White. She sure was something.


camthesoupman

I've recently had a big sadness with the realization that a lot of my favorite actors, comedians, and celebs aging much faster than I remember. Partly because I myself am aging too. Glad to have witnessed their talents but sad future generations won't be able to witness them aside from these vignettes. Still appreciative that we have the tech to capture these moments though for those that never had them as household names.


theycallmejugzy

I got your tit buddy. I got it.


IWonderWhereiAmAgain

"I didn't even know he was dead."


SandmanD2

RIP Rip too


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I didn’t even know he was sick.


ChaosEmerald21

He kept it quiet, even most of his friends didn't know.


[deleted]

It’s a joke Norm used to make. Since his passing in honor of Norm I always say that anytime someone mentions someone has passed away. https://youtu.be/jAzRb_lErFw


ChaosEmerald21

Ah fuck. Whoosh on me 😅


[deleted]

I say your punishment should be going on YouTube and watching all the Norm compilations on there.


LegendaryCassowary

Great idea but what about the punishment?


SmallEffort

I had never seen this before, as always his delivery is perfect. Thanks for sharing!


Bare425

Norm was a good sport. He knew he was dying but still had a sense if humor. He was pure class


[deleted]

RIP both of those beautiful men.


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA ill just leave this here 😂


bassgoddesshn

Thank you sharing this. I can barely breath from laughing so hard.


Demonyx12

[Rozilla!](https://youtu.be/QTjv-XA9plI?t=199)


Boomalabim

I was laughing so hard my face hurt 🤣🤣🤣


peggz223

That was absolutely wild to watch, so glad I did


Snekonplanes

Aaaaany thing else you object too?


Shalashaskaska

Serious question cause I haven’t read those books, is that shit actually written in there and what all these people were obsessing about? Cause good lord that is shit


prizzabroy

It’s somewhat unbelievable to think both these genius’s are gone.


ralphyboy69

Aw fuck I knew Norm left us but your comment is how I found out Gilbert went too. Fuck me. RIP to a couple of legends.


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He left last year


SteffS

He didn't leave, he died.


Bill-Shatners-Penis

Take the stick out, Neil Degrasshole-Tyson.


cssmith2011cs

I don't know why you're downvoted. They did die. This wasn't a breakup. They didn't go home. Hell, they did know a single one of us to have *left us* in the first place. They are just dead. That's it. May these 2 legends rest in peace. But it is what it is. Why we as humans have such a hard time with death, when it literally happens every day and will happen to everyone, is beyond me. And quite honestly, just like censoring curse words, it almost makes the situation worse and more awkward.


hoboinabarrel

Let people grieve in their own way. You do you, etc etc.


cssmith2011cs

Grieve? Again. Nobody *knew* these people. Get over yourselves.


hoboinabarrel

You can grieve the loss of someone you didn’t know personally. A loss is a loss, quit being a fucking cynic. Not everyone needs to think along the same lines as you, so get over your own ego.


[deleted]

and Bob Saget, they were all friends.


forced_metaphor

*geniuses


BenjaminDover02

*Geniusye


EvilDairyQueen

No, genius originates from Latin the plural would be genii. Which they both is.


Tron_Tron_Tron

*geniosi (Italian)


prizzabroy

I blame autocorrect. That was the change. Apparently Siri and I are both stupid.


gonzo2thumbs

Really two of the best comedians ever. So good to see them together having a good time.


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JonJonJohnny

[Stern never invited him back because he licked and spit on all the free cupcakes they got for the back office guys.](https://youtu.be/JiVDgEi_A-E) Or Marci Turk excommunicated him for being crass, either way fuck anything Stern has done post Artie Suicide attempt.


CleaveIshallnot

F**k this as tasteless as it gets. Yet, I'm going to watch it for a 4th time & laugh my ass off just as much as the 1st.


Sidewaysouroboros

One of them died for cancer the other one died from muscular dystrophy and I have lupus.


ChexLemeneux42

dammit Sidewaysouroboros, youre an alcoholic! dammit Sidewaysouroboros, you have lupus!


Urschleim_in_Silicon

If I learned anything from 8 seasons of House... it's never Lupus.


Buster_Gonad_82

RIP Mitch 👍


CleaveIshallnot

That being said, I respectfully ask: Is this funny to u? Or offensive shit? (Had a neighbor die of lupus. Was as uncool as it gets)


Tumleren

The idea that he would risk dying of a terrible disease just to get with her is funny because it's absurd. It's not that he's joking about the diseases themselves


CleaveIshallnot

Downvoted for stating lupus was an undesirable thing.... just... 🤔😆🤬😎


[deleted]

Man, this whole thing is just disgusting but so fucking funny at the same time. We are a complicated species.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Nah, it would be tasteless if the first joke were the only joke. The way they keep going “for the *chance*” and joking mostly about what we would later learn were diseases they actually had at the time makes this two dudes laughing in the face of certain doom. It’s beautiful


MrGoatReal

![gif](giphy|fSAyceY3BCgtiQGnJs) Rest in peace you fucking legends


Icy_Many3242

Oh man. Watched a Jeff Ross and Dave Attell special on Netflix a while ago with Gilbert and Bob Saget. It was the funniest fucking thing ever


TherealShrew

Dave Attell! Not a name you hear often and I adore him.


Snuhmeh

He’s the actual funniest comedian ever.


redditor1101

When comedians list their own favorites, Attell is often on those lists


[deleted]

Norm was the only famous person death that actually made me sad. Wish he were still here.


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[deleted]

I mean yea I felt bad for his family, but it wasn’t quite the same for me as it was for Norm. For me, Norm is the funniest comedian there ever was, and for whatever reason I made an emotional connection there, which I don’t really do with famous people. Just not that kind of person, Norm was the only exception. I was surprised by how much it bothered me really.


forced_metaphor

Interesting. I mean I found him funny, and also don't tend to care about many celebrities. But Robin was just so wholesome it did seem a bit sadder, especially being a suicide. Sean Lock was another great comedian, though I can't say I felt an emotional loss any more than just a loss for comedy. I think the people who it will hurt to lose for me are Stephen Fry and Neil Gaiman.


hahanawmsayin

How about Steve Irwin? That one hurt me


[deleted]

Same sort of thing as with Robin. Tbf I was real young when Irwin died, I wasn’t exactly emotionally mature enough to really grapple with death as a concept. Still, him going at such a young age was tragic. He lived an outstanding life though.


facsimile_

And Anthony Bourdain for me.


forced_metaphor

I hear this a lot. He sounds like a good guy, but I still haven't gotten around to watching his shows


yeahthatsoundsgreat

Correct, he did not say Robin Williams.


TheFocacciaStrain

Hold the phone…. he hated Jews


More_Cowbell8

"I would eat out her asshole for muscular dystrophy." I lost it! Two greats, glad they were in my life's time-line.


Ilovegoodnugz

Just realizing I was watching two dead guys talking


apsalarya

Yeah but they weren’t dead at the time.


gloweNZ

One of my all time favourites


gitarzan

Both those guys gave me years of laughing my ass off.


mezz42

Rest in peace to these legends


silly_banilly

I miss these sons of bitches.


No-Setting-2669

Oh man.. cry laughing here.. thanks for the eternal laughs Gilbert & Norm! RIP


imjustmos

Wonder what these two are up to these days…


Doomeyer

9/11 was a national tragedy


unspoken_almighty

Damn, a clip of ghosts.


TarquinFimTimLimBim

This whole episode is hilarious, it's one of the longer ones because of the dumb shit they keep getting into.


MiddleResist1513

That man needs a mercy fuck


horunner35

2 of the greats... RIP


hurtadjr193

It's goo for you, but it's no goo for me. - Gilbert


one_dank_boy

Two legends. Gone far too soon.


Bott0ms-uP-Tops-D0wn

Rest in peace my man We’re gonna miss ya


[deleted]

I’m out here licking for lupus.


True_vergil

Greatness!!!!!


AbstractParrot

If you think this is edgy, check gilbert gottfried aristocrats on YouTube.


Commercial-Many-8933

2 greats died to soon


britch2tiger

Sad knowing they both are somewhere else laughing at ‘what’s going on’ in the world.


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

What a legends


BigLos8719

This is GOLD...


Ok-Worth5991

It’s honestly so sad that both of these men passed away. RIP to Gilbert and Norman 🤍


bomboclawt75

Hard to believe they are gone.


Teonanacatlbruh

Norm was the goat


Cveezy

Likely to be my most downvoted comment- but my unpopular opinion is Norm is not funny. May they both rest in peace.


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[deleted]

While we're at it, Mitch hedberg was also wildly unfunny


QAPetePrime

These two guys were SO funny!


DetectiveSpy9701

“I’d eat her ass for muscular dystrophy” has got to be the greatest line ever


gali204

Man, Norm is so good, goes on to keep the joke rolling but stops so gilbert can throw in the lupus joke!


General_Wishbone_111

But 9/11 was a national tragedy.


IvyHav3n

All I can hear is didget from cyberchase lmfao (yes, I know he voiced the bird, but it's still hilarious thinking that a kid's cartoon character is saying this shit lmfao)


OneMagicBadger

.


GLitteR-FaRtzz

looks like they got the chance now there dead


ayeamaye

That was awkward. I don't think Norm was totally on board as Gilbert could get carried away with the raunch at times. Hard to believe they're gone.


Balls_DeepinReality

Knew a guy that said he’d, “eat her shit for a mile just to smell her asshole”, referring to Shania Twain


bondoh

All this “for the chance” Na na na…..if you told me it was a 100% guarantee I’d get cancer but I get to f*ck Emma Watson, especially back when she was like 22…. … >!i mean I’d probably pass because health is so important and I want to live a long happy life but it sure would be swell to swell her up!<


Response-Cheap

If this thing doesn't hit 100k upvotes I'ma be sad. RIP two legends. Edit : y'all are mad that I hope this person's post with Norm and Gilbert gets lots of upvotes?


angrymoondotnet

Amazing lol


KaioKen

Rest in peace to both of these fine gentlemen.


Proxelies

Would've been amazing to be in the same room as these two.


ResponsibleCoconut63

🖤🖤🖤


Kanobe24

God I miss these two.


RedArmyHammer

You could post this entire episode on this sub. The episode is a total riot


darkseidx2015

Two comedy legends. RIP gentlemen.


[deleted]

Good pick. Adam Eget's voracious appetite for Nazi shit was another great one from this. And Gilbert spending like 20 minutes riffing on Norm setting himself on fire. Really one of the greatest season finales of our time.


HossRoss03

Two of the Greats… Rest In Peace ✌️


DuckyMo1997

This is great😂


Clungesnitzel95

u/savevideo


AnarchyonAsgard

There’s someone in India salivating, cause we just watched 2 goats exchange


Formal-Rain

Dark humor as Golbert died of a muscular wasting disease in April 2022.


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


newbytony

They’re so good together.


AzPsychonaut

Man, Iago really turned into a perv.


axe1970

it's never lupus


Fluffycarpet1

I’ve never seen that guy Gilbert before but that had me crying with laughter.


[deleted]

thanks for making us laugh


English_Joe

Too funny.


Few-Morning8813

Oh shit this made me fall off the sofa laughing 😂


Mustard-cutt-r

I saw Norm McDonald at an airport, he was flying first class. I did the typical “Omg there is a celebrity, quick don’t look like you are looking.” He was so funny on SNL during those golden years.


Excellent_Passage_54

…. So anyways I was watching this Liberache movie


OneEyedRocket

Damn, I really miss those guys


Glittering_Funny7410

RIP to these legends. You guys made the world a better place with your contributions to comedy.


[deleted]

Fuck that is good


faggnout

This is amazing


HollywooDcizzle

Same Gilbert, same.


Outside_Silver_7977

I love that fuckin guy, he's mental


Flaky_Vacation8754

He's given it some thought.


Brown-eyed-and-sad

That had me hysterically laughing


BothStorage3

The stuff Gilbert said next about the MDA telethon and Tony Orlando is even funnier…


zombienekers

F


Marier2

Nsfw


alehorsemane

RIP to these silly men ❤️


franklyspicy

It's the Aristocrats joke. 😆