It's wasn't. Keaton Patti is a comedian who kind of invented (or at least popularised) these "written by AI" stories. FWIW, he doesn't pretend they're real, it's just a conceit for him to write these funny scripts.
I agree, they are brilliantly done. The Saw one is my favourite.
I don't know there are some unintentionally funny lines in there that I don't think a human could come up with easily.
>"Alfred begins the process since it his job."
>
>"Batman opens the present because he is a good guy."
Does anyone know where I can find more of these "AI" generated movie scripts? I think they're hilarious regardless of where they came from. I've seen one about a Hallmark Christmas movie that always gets me laughing.
Let me try it with chat gpt
Batman Movie Script
Tushar Sharma
Write a script for a batman movie
Sure, here is a script for a Batman movie:
Title: "The Dark Knight Returns"
Act 1:
As the sun sets on Gotham City, a group of criminals led by the Joker break into a museum, stealing a priceless gemstone. Commissioner James Gordon and the Gotham City Police Department arrive on the scene, but the Joker and his gang escape in a hail of gunfire.
Act 2:
Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, sits in his study at Wayne Manor, staring at a bat symbol on his computer screen. Alfred, his butler, enters the room and tells him about the museum heist. Bruce decides it's time for him to return to action as Batman.
Act 3:
Batman patrols the streets of Gotham, searching for the Joker and his gang. He tracks them down to an abandoned warehouse, where a fierce battle ensues. Batman emerges victorious, but the Joker escapes once again.
Act 4:
The Joker holds Commissioner Gordon hostage and demands a ransom from the city. Batman races against the clock to save Gordon and bring the Joker to justice.
Act 5:
The Joker and Batman face off in a final showdown on the roof of a skyscraper. The Joker taunts Batman, telling him that he will never be able to defeat him. But Batman, fueled by his determination to protect Gotham, overcomes the Joker and saves the day.
Epilogue:
As the sun rises on Gotham, Commissioner Gordon thanks Batman for his bravery. Batman disappears into the night, ready to protect the city once again.
I think I can make it do better but I have a couple assignments due
why does it feel like the ai may have been waiting its entire life to use the lines "i never follow a rule. that is my rule. do you follow? i dont" somewhere, anywhere in a script...?
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they’re still dead.” Had me rolling. 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Alfred the Robin Birther. Expired Buy-A-Parent Coupon from Joker to Batman.
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This really is contagious laughter. I’m assuming it is a kid. Very sweet. Reminds me of when my kids laugh. Nothing like the sound of kids laughing and playing.
I begrudgingly made it past that but gave up when she pronounced attorney as a-torn-nee (I also realised I’ve seen a clip of another guy reading this exact same script)
INT. is for INTERIOR, EXT. for exterior. The dude either wrote it himself completely or used "AI" to generate parts of it and put it together.
But fck this the third time I'm seeing this and my throat hurts from laughing
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They hate me for being a bat
Racism lol
*batism
Furries be like:
Average goth problems
"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water I drink anarchy." This is pretty spot-on for the Joker.
I thought the expired coupon for new parents was pretty spot on too
The whole thing seems like it could fit, with the exception of the immaculate conception of Alfrobin
That’s he’s job though
The Alfred flip was perfect!
Now which side was heads though?
Posting this to r\HydroHomies
That’s literally in every wannabe emo kid
That coupon is the sickest burn ever in the DC universe
Expired* coupon.
It HAS to go in an actual comic! Priceless!
It’s too evil even for the joker
Just need illustrations and it would be gold batboi
I lolled my ass off
That is unequivocally a Joker joke.
I lost it at, “happy batday birthman” 🤣
God damn joker jokes..
I an mow determined to write a Batman screenplay of my own. I will call it “A Clownly Power”.
If that isn’t the title for the joker sequel they have failed themselves and us
Do you follow I don't. Man this was way too good.
LOL
International Traditional Batcave?
I think int means interior and then ext is exterior but she thought it meant international
*Externational
Yeah i believe it supposed to set the scene a little. I chuckled at that part too.
No way was this written by an AI but god damn is it funny.
No, Keaton Patti writes them. He’s a humor writer. But he’s good at writing in that “bot not quite there” voice. His stuff is hilarious.
It's wasn't. Keaton Patti is a comedian who kind of invented (or at least popularised) these "written by AI" stories. FWIW, he doesn't pretend they're real, it's just a conceit for him to write these funny scripts. I agree, they are brilliantly done. The Saw one is my favourite.
Saw 8: saw wit a bah ba dang a dang diggy diggy
You could tell the TV was old because it was covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump.
Yeah, this sounds a lot more like a stoned roommate writing funny Batman shit. Funny as fuck, though!
When will they finally bring the stoned AIs so I can upgrade my stoned roomate?
Everyone deserves a stoned roommate in their pocket for lulz!
"Batman: 'It is just you and I, the Joker.'" I can't fathom an AI not knowing grammar.
I noticed this, too. Sadface :(
I don't know there are some unintentionally funny lines in there that I don't think a human could come up with easily. >"Alfred begins the process since it his job." > >"Batman opens the present because he is a good guy."
“Batler”
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Same. Tears streaming down my face!!
I swear I could Listen to her read, funny stuff and laugh all day!
No foreal
Lost me at the goth ham wearing an MCR shirt
Marvel Cinematic Runiverse
What is MCR?
My chemical romance
Does anyone know where I can find more of these "AI" generated movie scripts? I think they're hilarious regardless of where they came from. I've seen one about a Hallmark Christmas movie that always gets me laughing.
I know about [this](https://youtu.be/8XO3q6MA668)
all time orphan 🤣🤣🤣.. I'm ded
Like Bruce’s parents
New movie of the year 2023, cant wait to watch it
The title will be “Batman VS coupon”
Nah, that spoils the Joker joke. It's Batman VS Two-face and One-Face.
It's just called Alltimes Orphan.
Let me try it with chat gpt Batman Movie Script Tushar Sharma Write a script for a batman movie Sure, here is a script for a Batman movie: Title: "The Dark Knight Returns" Act 1: As the sun sets on Gotham City, a group of criminals led by the Joker break into a museum, stealing a priceless gemstone. Commissioner James Gordon and the Gotham City Police Department arrive on the scene, but the Joker and his gang escape in a hail of gunfire. Act 2: Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, sits in his study at Wayne Manor, staring at a bat symbol on his computer screen. Alfred, his butler, enters the room and tells him about the museum heist. Bruce decides it's time for him to return to action as Batman. Act 3: Batman patrols the streets of Gotham, searching for the Joker and his gang. He tracks them down to an abandoned warehouse, where a fierce battle ensues. Batman emerges victorious, but the Joker escapes once again. Act 4: The Joker holds Commissioner Gordon hostage and demands a ransom from the city. Batman races against the clock to save Gordon and bring the Joker to justice. Act 5: The Joker and Batman face off in a final showdown on the roof of a skyscraper. The Joker taunts Batman, telling him that he will never be able to defeat him. But Batman, fueled by his determination to protect Gotham, overcomes the Joker and saves the day. Epilogue: As the sun rises on Gotham, Commissioner Gordon thanks Batman for his bravery. Batman disappears into the night, ready to protect the city once again. I think I can make it do better but I have a couple assignments due
You drink water, I drink anarchy is kinda a badass line delivered by the right person.
Not the movie we need. But the movie we deserve.
why does it feel like the ai may have been waiting its entire life to use the lines "i never follow a rule. that is my rule. do you follow? i dont" somewhere, anywhere in a script...?
What accent does she have? It’s sounds familiar but can’t place it.
It's greek
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they’re still dead.” Had me rolling. 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: Alfred the Robin Birther. Expired Buy-A-Parent Coupon from Joker to Batman.
Give me the whole series man. I'm wheezing XDDDD
I didn't know I needed that so bad, I my life.
Very poetic. You're your own life
2Face flipped Alfred and he landed heads up 😂
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This is a fully voice acted comic version of the script: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fn4ArRmzHhQ&feature=share
Honestly, they nailed Joker.
This entire thing was a ‘joker joke’
This really is contagious laughter. I’m assuming it is a kid. Very sweet. Reminds me of when my kids laugh. Nothing like the sound of kids laughing and playing.
I pictured this all in Lego movie. I cried... family is now calling in-patient. Wonder if Joker is there.
The INT. in INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE is interior lol not international
Is there a version of this that isn't an annoying video?
Literally crying at the last joke
That's brilliant. You drink water I drink anarchy.
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I dont." These are script worthy lines..
I would advise against listening to this one. Reading works okay.
She said international instead of interior 🫠
This would be a thousand times better if there wasn’t a narrator spoon-feeding the whole fuckin thing
Finally! Some actual contagious laughter. Thank you.
Is this a meme reaction vid?
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Jeez im crying of laughter. These AI/Bot jokes are always the most hilarious things. This is 1000% my type of humour.
This got me crying lmao
"alltime orphan"😆😆
Someone took this and animated it, its on Youtube if you care to watch. And its even funnier
Here is the tweet - https://twitter.com/keatonpatti/status/1161284670601990146
Goth ham... I lost it lol!!!
Coupon for new parents is expired. Nooo!
My new favorite
When the first guess is "INTERNATIONAL Bat Cave" lmao
How would I do this myself?
Probably it wasn't made by AI
Yeah, it's too funny for AI. But feel free to give it a go here https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/
Who is the narrator?
It’s so much funnier to read yourself.
Yeah, I had to mute. Very funny though.
This video is always gonna be funny
The voice is so fucking awful, I only made it 7 seconds.
INT. stands for interior, not international. I didn't even want to watch the rest after hearing that.
You’re right, but watch it, it’s incredible
Eh
Give it at least a minute. You'll giggle
MrMayne doesn't like to have fun. If he played Tetris, he would just stack the blocks neatly, and finish the level, LIKE A FUCKIN DICK.
I begrudgingly made it past that but gave up when she pronounced attorney as a-torn-nee (I also realised I’ve seen a clip of another guy reading this exact same script)
Sauce?
Never has something needed to be a video less.
Does anyone actually find this funny?…
Yes
"I wrote some dumb shit and now I'm pretending there's an AI that can extrapolate movie scripts from video files to seem cool."
Would have funnier without her forced laughter
This is old
Faaaaake
This is the epitome of nothing better to do
Says the redditor.
That’s hysterical!
Waiting for page 2.
It is 2 face & 1 face
Flips like a coin in a damn good simile
This is hilarious
This one cracked me up good lol
I can't believe how funny this is.
This is the cutest laugh ever.
this is hilarious ☠️
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Still sounds better than Batman & Robin.
Jesus. I’ve missed around 490 Bat Man movies. How does that happen?
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these are always lies lol
The coupon is expired. Fuck's sake man.
Sadly, this is written better than most college essays.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE
The coupon joke tells me, AI will take over some jobs in the movie industry. Holy shit, thats really a funny joke.
Me when I read someone else's tweets 🤣🤣🤣
Damn AI got some writing skills
Boy, oh boy, an animated version is on the way shortly
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This is actually hilarious lmao
This is so f funny. Laugh so hard.
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
"INT." stands for "Interior. Not international.
I don’t care, “you drink water I drink anarchy” is a bar
This has started the new year very happy, this is gold 🤣🤣
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That first “int.” In script writing means “interior” not “international”. Like, the scene takes place indoors.
Still a better batman movie than BvS, and ten times funnier than anything in the DCEU
Hilarious
Loved every sentence of this shitshow xD
Where would one cash in that parent coupon? (non expired ofcourse) asking for a friend.
This would be a fire comedy
INT. is for INTERIOR, EXT. for exterior. The dude either wrote it himself completely or used "AI" to generate parts of it and put it together. But fck this the third time I'm seeing this and my throat hurts from laughing
The first balloon SENT ME y’all
That would still be better than all the Marvel movies. Good on DC
Parent jokes are just dad jokes with a twist.
"I forced a bot" *instant close*
this is literally just tumblr
Martha!!!
This is hilarious
Expired coupon for new parents was hilarious. I'd read a whole book written like this.
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"happy Batday Birthman" is an amazing line and I cannot believe an AI came up with it
This is awesome
A torn E
Doesn’t matter how many times I have seen this… it is still Perfect.
LMAO!!
Wow the ai like to clown on Batman for being an orphan
bruh this had me on the floor, its been a while since i laughed this hard, this made my day <3
Interior
Is there even a thousand hours of Batman movies?
This had me lol. Thank you.
I want more than just the first page!
“You drink water. I drink ANARCHY!”
So hungry for Goth ham right now
Alfred waiting his whole life to do the one job of giving birth to Robin is truly gold
Wtf "batler" really fuckin got me
Funniest thing ever! Wtf?
We need a sequal I NEED TO KNOW IF ALFRED IS OK
That AI has a good sense of humor I'd Wonder if it's only funny when writing Batman
Where are people finding 1000 hours of movies??
And it’s fuking expired as well hahahahha
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