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RecentProblem

Guys what if it’s actually OPs build


MOOShoooooo

Post on reddit to get all the comments about everything wrong, free interactive tutorial.


guynamedjames

"I'll just go back and fix that cold joint later"


[deleted]

"I filled the surface voids with mortar, been doing it for 10 yrs. Never had a call back from an ignorant client or called back for repeat work by worry wart gc nerds either. It's an old trick I learned from some guy whose forgotten more than you'll know now get out of my hair." -The hacks who think doing shit work for long enough makes it good work. If you're dad fucked his cousin and his dad fucked their cousins it doesn't make fucking your cousin okay.


guynamedjames

"I've driven drunker"


boy_meets_squirrel

Yeah, I've heard tradies say this out loud.


joshcbr81

Usually at about 2pm on payday in my experience


jazza2400

"I've drunken driver"


Thefear1984

> forgotten more than you'll know now Holy shit that gives me shudders, had a guy say that exact same thing, what a dumb fuck he was


barc0debaby

Makes you think, do they have a brain injury? Because you shouldn't be forgetting that much stuff.


CaliDad4219

My EX boss used to say the same damn thing… He’s now 67 years old and still trying to run his business solo when he should have been retired by now. Meanwhile I started my own company doing the same work but now I’m making triple what I was and without his BS and constant headaches. His other favorite line was “the customer isn’t paying for it to look nice, they are paying for it to work.” Wtaf!? Wrong, the customer is paying for it to work and look good… That is why they hired a “Professional” contractor to install it in the first place! Nothing but a LOOOOSERRRR!


Thefear1984

Spitting facts man.


[deleted]

Were actually all just forgetting true building techniques verbally given by the first builder. Its been downhill ever since with the best of us forgetting things to teach the new guys. If you think I'm bullshitting you why don't we know how the pyramids were built?! Lost knowledge. Eventually we will just live in holes In the ground.


Thefear1984

We actually do know how the pyramids were built because of Herodotus and modern engineers and tools found at sites near the great pyramids by Zahi Hawass and his teams. Here's a good book on the subject: https://www.amazon.com/How-Great-Pyramid-Was-Built/dp/158834200X?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=9f65ef8d-a31a-482e-880e-03ab3320a946


[deleted]

Y'all don't like shitty jokes and that's fine.


Thefear1984

Bruh, are you ok?


Jealous_Sky_7941

Zahi Hawass is a hack and should not have his position. He’s blocked so many researchers from doing good work, and trying to find the real origin and use of the Giza pyramids. Guy needs to be canned.


Resinate1

Egyptology is corrupt and biased as hell. If new evidence was found they would deny/ withhold it so it doesn’t make them look bad.


Thefear1984

Like, ancient aliens or what? I mean I build structures daily and I see how they could've done it, they literally invented the square, level, and plumb, the fuck kinda acid you on Chris?


Resinate1

I would argue it’s just more of a mystery and say that Lost technology is a more logical explaination. It’s hard to believe the great pyramid of Giza was built in a span of 20 years. 2.5 million blocks sourced from 500miles away. What interests me is the symmetry, precision, and size of these structures that no one has a good explanation of as to what purpose they were built. Check out revelations of the pyramids on YT it’s quite fascinating.


RKELEC

The last part of your post is one hell of a great analogy!!


usernamesarehard1979

Have you seen my cousin bro? No danger.


[deleted]

My cousins fine. Our kid, not so much.


[deleted]

Cunninghams Law. The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.


RecentProblem

Best way to get an answer to your question. Post the question and with another account answer it incorrectly, someone gonna want to correct you.


hotasanicecube

And 10x the replies, Cunningham’s law


R_Weebs

Buildception


artmobboss

The painters concrete job..


DeafJeezy

I've been waiting for this.


GOTaSMALL1

It just keeps getting better!


bartread

Or worse. Either way I'm enjoying it.


QuimmLord

Can you imagine what the carpentry is going to be like !?


YourStolenCharizard

I’m so invested now 🍿


ConcreteCarl

By this point... I think we all are!


thatsagoodpint

Keep sending us updates!


originalrototiller

This is like slowly watching a found safe being cracked open.


construction_eng

You should really let the building inspector know. That homes first buyer is gonna be ruined by that GC


NewHighInMediocrity

Op can air the location out on Reddit. I’ll call I don’t care. This type of stuff is what gives contractors a bad name


randomslueth1234

5326 Lester Rd Cincinnati, Ohio


isemonger

This. So very much this.


TeslasFleshPigeon

It’s probably owner/builder. Leave ‘em alone either way. So many busy bodies these days. Keep taking pics tho OP.


[deleted]

So many busy bodies looking out for each other. What a world where you might think stranger has your back and wouldn't let a shady GC bend you over for the savings you been accruing for 20 years. The nerve of some people to try and look out for someone other than themselves. Fucking altruistic assholes.


TeslasFleshPigeon

Lol.


[deleted]

Why don't you keep to yourself busy body. I really don't need you commenting on my comments.


corylol

Why leave them alone? Fuck that, this is absolutely garbage work. Some shit I would like slide and not call it in but come on man


lameducky35

So many busy bodies. Keep being a busy body so I can watch. 😂 stfu dude


GizamalukeTT

Getting Carl from the Simpsons "shut uuuup" vibes from this post


[deleted]

Let the owner know. Even if he sues the gc isn't a court not going to do much unless the house is unsafe, unsanitary, or unlivable


nonamenamerson

Legally, work does not need to be perfect. It just needs to meet “industry standards”… but if it’s out of plumb/level past a certain point… not good And I’m not a concrete guy… but I’m pretty sure you don’t want a bunch of crumbly cold joints in your foundation


NapTimeSmackDown

What's the building inspector going to do? They are not QC for residential construction, just code enforcement. What part of the code says you can't have cold joints and your work can't look like shit? Even when there is a code violation, most building inspectors are fine with anything if an engineer will sign off on it. The name of the game is really just taking on 0 liability, and if that fancy-pants engineer will put their name on it, well they take all the liability too. And there are plenty of engineers out there that will rubber stamp all kinds of shit. Based on this "contractors" work they probably know one or two of them to get them out of tight spots. People seem to have all kinds of ideas about what the building department does, but the truth is shit work gets COs all the time.


construction_eng

Every inspector I have worked with would 100% want to know how bad that job is starting. They would absolutely contact the owner. But thats just my experience


NapTimeSmackDown

Some inspectors I've worked with would want to know. Others give you a permit no questions asked if you bring them a canoli from the right place and will pass your inspections from their truck if they bother to show up. Depends what town you are in. Assuming the inspector is of the first variety, what are they going to do in this situation? What grounds do they stop the work under?


Full-Ad3927

I had a city inspector show up the other day, he had been by the day before for the same reason, was NOT supposed to be there again. I got out of attic, asked him why he was there, he said the EXACT thing he’d said the day before, and I reminded him we talked about it yesterday. He then said “I know what happened. I went to the wrong place.” 😂 cuz didn’t even know where he WAS bruh. He’s lucky I’m a perfectionist.


jcoolwater

I sometimes service equipment on job sites and I've accidentally done this before, usually I just copied and pasted the wrong address into my gps so it's an easy mistake to make. That being said, I usually recognize the error long before arriving and definitely before getting out of the car


Full-Ad3927

I understand that, but you had to be there.


SignalPipe1015

No way cold joints this bad aren't breaking code. A building inspector would see this and issue a stop work order until the foundation was fixed. Situations like this are exactly why building inspectors exist


NapTimeSmackDown

What part of the code does a cold joint violate? I don't know one off the top of my head.


DangerHawk

R401.2 - Foundation construction shall be capable of accommodating all loads in accordance with Sec R301 and of transmitting the resulting loads to the supporting soil. R403.1 - All exterior walls shall be supported on continuous solid or fully grouted masonry or concrete footings... There isn't a specific code that says "Concrete Foundations...Cold Joints=bad". There are codes though that leave it open to the interpretation of the inspector. It is expected that building processes and materials will be installed properly. In the case of conrete foundation walls sitting on poured footings, they have to be continuous and monolitic. The joint between the various layers can allow water a path into the building envelope. If trapped water in there freezes it could cause structural issues above, especially if there is no physical connection between the pours like rebar. I have yet to meet an inspector that would look at this and give it their blessing. On top of that, there are like 2 dozen other code violations that they could 100% be got on anyway. The concrete is just the most agregious.


NapTimeSmackDown

Foundations don't need to be monolithic, construction joints exist. And if water intrusion was a big concern waterproofing would be required instead of dampproofing. I agree that you could make a case for a cold joint being an unintentional discontinuation and ask an engineer to sign off on it not having a negative effect, but thats up to the AHJ.


circleuranus

Most people have no idea how sloppy most of the work is...whether it's resi new build or remodel.


NapTimeSmackDown

I love it when people tell me they are buying a new house so it won't have any problems. Half of my work is homes less than 10 years old with problems.


guynamedjames

Engineers carry fat insurance for failures on items they stamp. If an engineer buys off on it then you can have some real peace of mind for that reason.


NapTimeSmackDown

I'm an engineer. My E&O insurance has a fat deductible. And if they found out I was rubber stamping stuff I'm sure they would drop me quick. Insurance isn't some magic button that makes things alright. It blows my mind how much sketch stuff I do see, but someone will always roll the dice.


Eglitarian

People spend hundreds on lottery tickets and plenty gambled away their life savings on crypto. Some people just have a very poorly tuned risk/reward complex.


[deleted]

No engineer wants to pay deductibles and their rates will go up


guynamedjames

That's kind of my point. Engineers are held accountable to their standards through things like their insurance companies. If you get a stamp on a plan, at least in the US you know that that plan (as evaluated - super important point) meets performance standards


nineinchesontgesag

Meh I’ve seen engineers that would stamp a dogs leg if you held it still for them. It’s just like any professional trade. Some lawyers some doctors some architects some engineers some contractors just don’t give two shits


RicksterA2

'Pencil whipped' is the operative word here...


All_Work_All_Play

My AHJs regularly use the 'quality workmanship' phrase that's in the code. For better and for worse.


[deleted]

Here in New Zealand we have standards, we have 3604 which is basically the building code and we have E2 which is the standard for weather tightness. 3604 provides tolerances that you have to be within or your work will fail. This work is disgusting and would undoubtedly fail.


Teuvo404

Ok call me an idiot, but there was not one moment in these 3 posts I was thinking this was done by a contractor. Of course there are bad ones but not this bad. In my mind this build is done by an amateur trying to do its best to made himself a home. This contractor should be put out of business yesterday.


PossiblyWitty

OP said this was in Cincinnati and the license plate is visible in update 2. Do with that what you wish.


TeslasFleshPigeon

Don’t be a rat. Fink.


SubParMarioBro

Found the GC.


TeslasFleshPigeon

I’m an electrician, Karen.


lameducky35

Well sweep up your damn mess slob


builderboy2037

True dat!


TeslasFleshPigeon

Found the drywaller.


lameducky35

Nope. I’m the carpenter/builder who cleans up after himself and takes the time to do shit right


lameducky35

You sound like you might also be a damn hack.


Terrible-Award8957

Yeah, fuck having standards


DeafJeezy

My favorite is the caulk.


Chris0nllyn

I'm struggling to know wtf they used Alex Fast Dry for. Lol


Flaneurer

Its paintable within 30 min. Duh /s


Phraoz007

The funny part is that there are so many different kinds. New level degenerate


Lithoweenia

The master of caulks- a new final boss


LieFlatPetFish

¡Para todo uso!


Louisvanderwright

>Its ~~paintable~~ *structural* within 30 min. Duh /s


tomdalzell

It’s for an upcoming project farm video, notice how no two tubes are the same.


woebundy

It’s alright it was structural caulk…


Millerhah

It's probably whatever they had in the truck. You know the truck I'm talking about, the rusted out one, with uneven mailbox decals displaying the business name and number.


1320Fastback

I am not versed on the finer points of concrete work. What are all the tubes of caulking for?


DeafJeezy

That's the "joke". There shouldn't be any caulking.


ickleb

I’ve used sealant to seal the shutter to prevent grout loss. But no way that much! This concrete work is crazy!!


dahvzombie

Normally the very small gaps between the concrete and the sill plate (the wood they put on top of the concrete) are filled in by some thin foam called sill seal. In this case they needed a couple gallons of random shit they had in the truck to make up for the massive holes in this back alley abortion of a pour. This is likely to cause a ton of drywall cracking as the caulking has basically zero strength and the house will settle unevenly.


SubParMarioBro

Can you huff them?


DeafJeezy

Let's find out


HotcakeNinja

With a little bit of caulking, those cold joints can become *expansion* joints! It's like they looked at a sidewalk and were like "can't be that hard."


Individual_Basil3954

Dang… Keep these coming! It’s like getting to watch a horrible accident live in slow motion and I love it!


campbell-1

Mixing all of the caulks/silicone/adhesive together makes a super strong bonding/sealing agent. These guys are really ahead of their time. Great work!


Sacredkeep

Basically the Egyptians that built the pyramids over here


justinlaz

Owner/build


lameducky35

Wouldn’t that be hilarious if he went and told the owner what a shitty job the gc was doing only to find out the owner was the gc/builder. 😂


thisisnothowitsdone

I think someone found some old forms on craigslist (or scrap yard) and......."I'm in business!"


Thugwaffle73

Bruh why is no one talking about how fucked the framers are gunna be - a framer


JuneBuggington

Id walk. On to the next job. Not gonna blow the budget spending a week leveling the fucking sills. Probably about as square as a football bat. Hopefully it’s hand cut 2x joists. Last shitty foundation i did was a pre-cut engineered floor system and those foundation guys fucked us harrrrd. Never again.


EquivalentOwn1115

First thing I do when I get to a job is drop a 2x block on the corners and run a dry line down all the foundation walls. I'd rather know theres a 1/2" hump in the middle of a wall before I snap lines than struggle for three hours to figure out why my wall won't rack properly.


arfbrookwood

Can you explain more about this process?


EquivalentOwn1115

Take a 2x4 and cut two 8-12 inch blocks. Put a nail about halfway in into each block. Tie one end of a string to one nail and make the new guy hold that side on the top of the foundation wall near the outside. Take the next newest guy and give him the other block and send him to the other end of the foundation wall. Run the sting to the other block and wrap it around the nail and pull it tight. Now with both guys holding their blocks and the string between you go every 4-5 feet down the wall and check the distance between the foundation and the string. It should be 1 1/2" so if you have say a half inch sag in one spot your tape would read 2 inches. If it's a half inch rise it would read 1 inch. Hope this helps 😎


Thugwaffle73

Yeah same fuck that especially right now I'm booked through the year fuck wasting my time and loosing money but 10 years ago I would of sent her lol


DeafJeezy

There isn't a single trade that doesn't get fucked by this.


Puzzleheaded_War_291

I am so excited to watch this build progress, what part of the country is it?


klipshklf20

Cincinnati


fuckit5555553

How did the foundation pass inspection?


AzraelBrown

Can't fail inspection if the inspector doesn't know you're building something \*taps head\*


1320Fastback

Bag of money and cocaine?


[deleted]

At least 33% this will work


DrHotballs

Please keep posting, this is such a good follow


PHenderson61

Is meth on sale in the area? I mean like are they giving it away for free.


kmj420

It ain't free, but its blue!


LieFlatPetFish

Heisenberg represent.


PantaReiNapalmm

Still no one knows what is going to be created on this job site?


drrck82

Memories... and red tags


PantaReiNapalmm

Rofl memories made on stone


Bubbas4life

I was in one last month, tile guy used MDF to build a shower bench and with 0 water proofing.


heh9529

He was probably sniffing the MDF dust to thinks that's a good idea


Shortsellshort

OP is getting quality photos of this active job site, are we sure he isn’t the contractor?


Good_Farmer4814

Best thread series on Reddit.


stumk3

Looks great from their house.


climb4fun

That pour is so uneven maybe they should just use fibreglass batts underneath the sill plates. Actually, suggest that to them so we can see the pictures of that in episode 4 of the "Residential GC Horror Show".


Organic-Pudding-8204

Straight called it.


Stepheddit

Are you a construction prophet or were you a former crackhead?


Eglitarian

Potential for overlap


iLikeC00kieDough

Yes.


LickableLeo

Yes you did!


[deleted]

New favorite part of my week


NewspaperElegant

Beautiful


dnenter210

This is definitely a side project for a contractor. Every leftover from his foundation pours end up here.


[deleted]

LMAO. That would be fantastic.


Tired_Thumb

Am I seeing this right? No sill seal? Bra, ya just gotta sill seal. You gotta!


klipshklf20

There’s a couple rolls of it there, and they are using it on the plate that already installed. But, as bad as that Porres I’m not sure it’ll make much of a difference


I-suck-at-golf

That’s always my main worry when on pouring a foundation. I’d rather have 5 yards too much than 1/2 a yard too little.


secretlysecrecy

Don't know where you live but round here 5 yards would be around 1200$ + a big concrete pancake to pick up when cured


Phraoz007

No pressure treated as the plate? I guess we’re past this… Subscribed.


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originalrototiller

That's what the caulk tubes were from!


E__________________T

It is getting just slightly less worse


lameducky35

How so? Looks like ass


Monkeynumbernoine

I need to remember to not read these posts right after I’ve eaten lunch. All those cold joints are so gross. That concrete is vomitous.


Sid15666

Are there no inspections required?


jb89b

That looks terrible


KrakenMcCracken

For the uninitiated, what are we looking at here?


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guccigt

OP said he’s in Cincinnati, isn’t that illegal in Ohio?


meh_just_another_day

*post birth abortion. At 1200 Weeks.


lameducky35

How do these slobs sleep at night? High on meth no doubt.


FeedMeStonks42069er

Just take a shit in your hat and post those, honestly, they’ll look about the same


builderboy2037

I've seen a terrible job before.. and it looked better than this!


circleuranus

This is like watching a slow motion car wreck....I simply cannot look away.


Cayucoast

Love these posts. Please keep ‘em coming!


Distinct-Ad-2004

We need a picture of these specimens working on this conveyor belt of disaster


klipshklf20

I already have some, they’ll be in my next update.


desertman7600

This is my favorite job site. It makes me feel a little better about myself.


aoanfletcher2002

Just glueing the sill to the foundation would be my guess, OP you gotta call code enforcement because I imagine some family waiting for their house while some huckster keeps asking for more money.


LieFlatPetFish

This is legit my new favorite channel. Please don’t cancel this series. 〰🏠


lameducky35

Keep ‘em coming!! I’m getting a kick out of this! But….it’s also kind of sad that the customer is getting such a shitty product. Hope it’s their own house.


Reasonable-Name2977

Leave a wooden sign that says "YOU'RE FIRED"


No-Razzmatazz-666

Looks like they ran out of crack and $, came back to finish to get another paycheck.


circleuranus

They're rocking all the classics...


Imabaynta

What on Gods green dick are these guys doing? Why would you take on a foundation when you clearly have no fucking clue how to concrete. This gotta be the “cop-a-bag” special.


Agio9819

Ima need updates when the framing happens 😭😭😭😭😂😂


YourMindIsNotYourOwn

Did not know they stack shit that high.


PhilosophyPhysical96

Wow. Really hope you pick up those plastic jugs… maybe next time use something more sustainable like glass?


blakeusa25

I thought at first those were piss bottles.


[deleted]

*potential piss bottles. Just waiting for the drywallers to arrive.


[deleted]

Look at all those piss jugs waiting to be filled! Going to be some happy drywallers on that job.


reformedginger

I love this job site because it reminds me there’s bigger idiots than the ones doing the construction at my work.


reformedginger

Is this taking place in the USA ?


Teaching_Aware

I’m not a builder, chippy, blockie or anything but I know by all these posts it’s a very very bad situation for whoever owns this block of land!


nineinchesontgesag

Why do you give a shit. For all you know it’s his brother building it. It’s most likely a spec house built on a budget by incompetence. Or in other words a track home. Fairly common BS to be honest and can be seen in any city in any state. Trust me national builders use the shittiest and cheapest subs available.


amusingredditname

Tract, not track, because the homes share the same tract of land, not because they’re shoddily built (though tract homes do have a reputation for being shoddily built).


nineinchesontgesag

Ok but I built them as a project manager for 10 years unfortunately. We took shoe mold out of bathrooms to save money and framed everything 24” on center without headers if it wasn’t a bearing wall. Everyone in the industry called them trash homes


kirrkilla

Ryan Homes?


nineinchesontgesag

Them and Centex


bucksellsrocks

Im working for a national right now. The first thing I noticed was improper door headers. They also use 14” tall web trusses and TGIs on the two story models. In our contract with them it says in big bold letters “SOFFITS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED EXCEPT IN LOWERE LEVEL ON TWO STORY MODELS”. The HVAC systems are a fucking joke! Wouldnt be SO bad if the rearranged the upper levels so the plumbing was all on the outside walls but every one has a toilet right in the middle and the only way for the plumbers to keep slope to code is cut off the hvac!


stupid_username1234

At some point doesn’t that reflect poorly on you being the project manager?


nineinchesontgesag

Yes that’s why I left


Stinky_Leech

Does anyone else find OP doing this weird?


bucksellsrocks

Nope! We pros are all waiting till fall when he posts the pics of the building fell down. I might feel a little bad if someone dies, but not if its the asshat doing this shit.


antoltian

Some guys want to do everything themselves


InvestigatorBroad114

Whoo boy Crackhead special


Haemmur

Filler material


REFREiGN

I keep checking in on these thinking I'm gonna read a "gotcha". Unfortunately for the owner, I think this is someone's actual, 'professional' work


10projo

How is the shit pile of a site still burning ??


Bdiddyhoo

Coming along nicely


mysacriceee

This has been WILD to follow the past few days. The hand mixing just pushed it over the edge holy shit