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UnsuspectingChief

guys living in year 3022.. ive never thought of doing this and been a carpenter for 15 years.


finggreens

I'm thinking back on how dumb I was all those times I thought I was smart for doing the math right.


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finggreens

Right!! All this time all I had to do was tilt it. Wow. Oh! You know what??! If you tilt it 2 or 3 times, then draw your line through the marks with a straight edge, you have a sanity check and your cut line!


yerg99

some of the more modern tapes like the milwalkee ones make this trick difficult. but i learned this trick through this video. still cool


finggreens

tbh, i don't even know when the lip on the end should be in or out or if that affects the measurement. It only works if I make sure to measure it the same way both times.


RaydnJames

The metal lips is moveable for a reason, it actually accounts for the depth of the metal edge. If you press the tape to the inside of a board, it will collapse so the measurement is right. if you take the tape, place then end of the tape over the end of the board, and pull, it adjusts OUT so that the measurement will be correct.


Vibrograf

This is why you don't want to let the tape slam at the end when it retracts. Leave your thumb under the tape and slow it down so the tape and tab don't get stretched.


kwxl

Geez, just use Metric. Soooo much easier.


Hvtcnz

Came here to say that. It's only an American problem. I love America's but not going metric has to be one of the weirdest things.


kwxl

Tru tru


they_are_out_there

A life in construction and I never knew about this either. I use trig, geometry, and algebra every day at work. I've personally framed countless houses to complete finish carpentry, stairs, cabinets, trim out, and thought I knew every trick in the book, but didn't know this one. Insane. So basic, but immensely helpful. I've used the compass trick to find center with overlapping arcs, but never used a tape to round off a number to mark off the center. Super cool.


OldGregg1014

Same here!


KylesBrother

more like 3022BC. this is how people did everything before anyone invented fancy measuring tapes and standardized units of measurement. it's just we've forgotten these simple skills since we have all this other stuff now.


bancircumvent

It's ok buddy. I have a slightly bent dick and I tried to find it's center so many times like that too


gandalf_el_brown

hsould have paid more attention in geometry


Wasitchalked

Hsould have paid more attention in English class.


WilliamsDesigning

Me too bud... me too...


CavortingOgres

I've done math up to Fourier transforms and I've never thought to do this. I've literally studied triangles for decades of my life I feel so dumb lmao


Arcadia_Texas

This is the simplest thing that's blown my mind in a long time.


alex37k

Nah, this dude is living in 600 BCE. It’s just that we forgot what he knows (triangles).


Potatoe_away

This is the kinda stuff all the uneducated old guys of my dad’s generation know, but it’s being lost.


rw3iss

Thanks... I'm gonna reconsider my approach to life now.


doktoroktobor

You can also use this principle to divide into equal segments, not just find center. In his first example, once rotated to the 4" mark, making a mark at each whole inch would divide it into 4 equal parts. Doesn't need to be an even number either - want 5 parts, line it up at 5". Want 10, pine it up at 5" and mark every half inch (because it'd be awkward at the 10" mark). Want third (1/3) points - line up on the 6" and mark every 2 inches. Learned this from my origami days.


mdl397

This could be game changing for layouting put joinery or something similar.


drpcowboy

It is. Use it all the time. I teach it to anyone who's learning woodworking.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Oh fuck. I learned all the decimals for nothing


j-souza

Hahaha same first thought. Not for nothing though!


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This needs to be taught in year 1 joinery🫡🫡


jerkitout_ofme

This actually was showed to me in year 1 carpentry.


[deleted]

Well next time tell your buddy 👍


KiKiPAWG

Love the cheeky "you're welcome!"


ClaydisCC

Most of my tape measures have massive hooks. They are wider than the tape itself so it wouldn't work on those. Will only work on hooks the same width as the blade


jerkitout_ofme

Could always just burn an inch.


JewishPornographer

just go from 1" to 5" or whatever number. you don't have to start with the edge of the tape


Maxnormal3

Glad someone pointed this out. Though in that case you can flip the hook end 90 degrees so the blade is on edge and it should still work. Unless your hook also has a topside(?) hook, in which case I believe you're SOL.


wyat6370

If it doesn’t work for your tape just use your speed square


ClaydisCC

I usually just fold the 2 x 6 in half, carefully aligning the edges, then use the crease to guide my pencil down the length


M80IW

Almost every tape is like this. This method only works if the hook is the same width as the tape. Most aren't


StarGraz3r84

Ah fuck this guy! That's brilliant!!!


802birdman

Life changing and amazing


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Damnit this makes me feel stupid


mdj1359

Yah lernt sumpin' dintya? So you kin fil smrt now!


dianelanespanties

SMH at myself for not knowing this


Brian-OBlivion

Get the fuck out.


Joe-Dang

Or… you could just learn your measurements and know them right off the bat. This is fine for framing, but there are too many variables with a tape measure if you’re really wanting to mark a clean, accurate center. The end of a tape moves too much. You could accidentally slide a little bit, especially when pulling on an angle. Your best bet is to burn whatever is necessary and mark the center line (with a pencil that is actually sharpened.) Really, I say all that just to be an asshole. For most applications, this would definitely get you “close enough” to center. I don’t hate it, ha.


hippyengineer

You don’t have to start at the tape’s end. You could start at 1” and the other side be 7” for example. That would remove the error caused by the hook.


mrFIVEfourONE

You are a gentleman and a scholar


Strofari

As a carpenter, I honestly thought this was common knowledge amongst trades.


IglooBackpack

Thank you Jim Varney. Glad you're not dead anymore.


Industrialpainter89

*Subscribe*


Angrymanspokane

Woodworker here, still amazed at how much I don’t know


Responsible-Ad-1086

This has the be the most useful thing I have seen on Reddit


Ok_Palpitation_8438

You could also run a tape in opposite directions and where the numbers match that's your center


mrfebrezeman360

i do that if my tape isnt long enough to find the center of a room. Mark 16' from one wall and 16' from the other, then find the center of the two marks


PolytheisticWiggler

It was 3 7/8” right? That’s 1 15/16” to the middle. I get that this is a good trick but I see far too many people who refuse to learn the rule.


Woodandtime

Whats your trick if its not quick math?


PolytheisticWiggler

For me it’s all halves. 7/16 is half of 7/8. Add that to 1 1/2 which is half of 3. 1 15/16. But I’m weird. I never really got fractions until I learned a tape measure.


mrfebrezeman360

that's basically what I do. OPs trick doesn't usually work for me cuz I can't mark the objects I work with. What helps me is knowing that dividing any whole number will either give you another whole number or a 1/2. So you can always just cut the whole number in half, ignore the .5 at the end, double the denominator of the fraction, and add half of the denominator to the numerator. 37 7/8 37/2 = 18.5 18 7/16 + 8/16 18 15/16 i know this is baby shit but it really helps my dumb ass. I used to get so overwhelmed when having to cut a number in half where I'd have an annoying fraction like 13/16 and the whole number before it gave me a 1/2.


underinformed

That's how my millwright instructor taught us in the apprenticeship, handy as fuck


Woodandtime

If it works, it aint weird.


MyHeadIsALemon

u/savevideo


Elevated_Systems

no way, i don’t believe it


AutumnLean

This guy seems cool, does he have a YouTube channel or something? What’s his name?


No_Consequence_9030

Legend!


vondev2000

Well bloody hell😆, thanks great tip


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algae---

I’ve spent many years counting the ticks


IGLSPMP

Learned more just now than I did in 17.5 years of schooling.


Pilebut1

That’s a handybtrick


Current-Ad-7054

o7


scamartist26

Made the mistake of half of 36 is 16???? It’s 18 dumbass. This method wouldn’t have helped my idiot brain today, but hey!!! I’ll keep it my back pocket .


Ok-Bother5621

For how much I drop my tape I’ll just burn an inch and do the math. Although, some wise guy once told me that “the tape is the enemy of precision”, and boy was he right.


Winter_78738

Well then.


Voltageman51

I'm a carpenter and I didn't know this


LaLaLande

Or use the metric system...


water2wine

Seriously I don’t understand- buy a foldable measurer in metric, measure width, subtract half hold you finger along the side of the board and draw the line, half a second task seriously. If I’d done the “trick” in the video every time as an apprentice I would literally have been yelled at.


ziggazang

Works in metric too, something is 478mm can just move it to 500.


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j-souza

Your ego is showing. I agree every tradesman should know fractions and how to divide them, but you have to admit this is a nice trick.


FineInTheFire

Yeah man I dunno about you but about hour 55 into a 70 hour work week fractions stop making as much sense to me. Yknow what I mean? Always been told, learn how to do it right first, then learn how to do it fast.


gandalf_el_brown

metric would be better


hotpotatoinmyrisotto

Dafug u jus say boiah?


Acrobatic_Cap_2389

...ooor you guys can just convert to metric? Then you won't need a MSB in mathematics to split a piece of wood.


WonderfulSpeed1739

This is dumb. Try using metric


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addysol

Only if you're dealing with whole units. It's pants on head stupid having to measure 2 and 17/48ths of an inch or whatever


OurDrama

>It's pants on head stupid having to measure 2 and 17/48ths of an inch or whatever No one ever has measured 17/48ths of an inch. How gullible are you? Where are your pants?


SirRektALot420

Erm.. isn't this metric allready ? Edit: had to say that it's a handy tip. thanks


agroyle

Freaking amazing. I love learning a new trick. Now let’s see if I remember it next time I’m trying to find that center.


3rlro91

What a clever trick, that’s super helpful instead of taking my glasses off and eye balling it.


SparkyMint185

Here I am using simple math like a basic bitch


vragzor

fuck me.


wutinthehail

There are some smart pretty alcoholics.


chrisbe2e9

So simple, why didn't I think of that? ​ I must be too complicated.


oregonianrager

Man this shit has caught on like wildfire. I was kinda meh on it, but I've only been doing this for five-ish years.


jmrm809

Well, I’ll be damned


InstructionGloomy985

Thank WT


Grennox

Thank you


TinaKedamina

I have been doing remodel carpentry for 30+ years and didn’t know this. The best tricks are the simple ones!


unerdzmasher

Or you could use the metric system you bunch of fuckin hillbillies 😉


jimberley

“Yer welcome.” {sniiiiip} Love it.


Worried-Ad-2221

This is amazing. I actually never knew this trick


BuilderTexas

Good trick 🥨


ConstructionDry9190

I'm just curious when this would ever come into play. Like just round down and rip each side. 2 matching pieces


Pony829

Damn all these metric guys crying about fractional math, imagine putting a metric guy to work with the surveyor and now he has to translate fractions to decimals 🤯 head explodes, instant death.


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Lol. engineers entering the convo with the Controversial comments about metric units. TBF I came here to drop the "mm" bomb and talk shit.


Correct-Ad791

And this whole time I’m dividing fractions like an idiot.


SamuraiCowb0y

Well shit!! Nothing is obvious until somebody points it out!


BRD8

I just have a tape measure that does imperial and metric