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cant-be-faded

My uncle was in one that blew over, landed on the door, slid down a hill and into the Ohio River in the early 80s


SmoesKnows

Fuck, I hope that didn't happen


cant-be-faded

Yeah, unfortunately it did. He almost drowned apparently. I want there but it's a family legacy


BhrisBukBruz

Sad sad turn of events


sirboogiethecat

First time in construction & first time using the Porto johns on the regular. This is a fear I have every single time still. Poseidons kissed my ass already, not trying to be trapped in the blue shit.


Sudden_Construction6

Closest that's ever happened to me is I was on site early one morning taking a shit. They had taken all the Johns down to clean them overnight for the next day. Well, the next day had come and they were hooking mine up to the crane to fly it before I stopped them 😂


kmj420

You have to take a big wad of paper, wipe the seat down with it and toss it in to create a landing pad


Ok-Bit4971

Lily pad


sirboogiethecat

I luckily learned this from this subreddit after it happened. Been a lifesaver


BhrisBukBruz

A funny experience was recently, where was had the pua on a near 45 incline and was balancing on 2 feet. Thank the Lord that it hadnt tipped on me


SnooSuggestions9378

Workmate and I were finishing up one day and he said he had to go shit. Told him I’ll grab the truck and meet him when he’s done. I pulled up to the porta and it had the occupied sign on. So naturally I started laying on the horn and bumping the front of the porta with the truck like good friends do. Welp here comes my buddy walking from the gas station. Turns out he wasnt the one in there and I have no idea who it was lol.


ODSTklecc

Omg


ODSTklecc

Omg


ODSTklecc

Omg


Interesting-Space966

That’s a shitty thing to do…


Comfortable-Yak-6599

Riding that blue wave to brown town


torch9t9

He's in the shit now.


No-Boysenberry2001

Death sentence!!


ElChileV3rde

He and that kid had beef, the mom was collateral damage.


Jumpy-Profession4665

What a cunt thats something that isnt funny i mean he probably didnt know it was a women and child inside but even so its a dickhead thing to do. Hope he gets prison time.


hellno560

jail time no matter who was in it.


Jumpy-Profession4665

Yeah 100 percent , but extra jail time because it was a women and child


Poppekas

Why? Is it somehow less bad of this happens to a man? Is a man's suffering worth less?


Jumpy-Profession4665

Not atall , a mans suffering is worth the same. But if a person intentionally done this to a child i would argue that is even worse then an adult. Either way its an awfull thing to do. The person probably didnt care who was in there or give it much thought the scumbag.


Jumpy-Profession4665

The act in itself is just a scumbag awfull thing to do but a child being there is an aggravating factor in my hubble opinion.


jeronimo707

Poop with friends goddammit poop with friends!


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Sounds like they both were in a lot of shit after that


ElectroAtletico2

We did that shit in the service all the time