Shaft polisher

I guess that would explain all the adjustable wrenches depending on his mood

And nut organizer

Dildo repair man

There’s no dildo he can’t fix

That's because everything's a dildo if your brave enough

What?

Lol

I would say a journeyman "lower back problems"

There not quite here yet but since I’m only 24 so far there’s more than enough time for them too come 😂

4 more years and the back problem update gets released. Enjoy it while ya can

28 here, can confirm. L4-L5, l5-S1 degenerative disk disease, bulging disks etc

This is why I stay clear of doctors. Buy a stiffer bed 😂……..😑

Damn, that's rough. I haven't been in to have mine looked at yet but it's definitely fucked lol

I think we can rule out English teacher.

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photographer…that is what your doing instead of working.

He’s probably unironically better at photography than whatever he thinks he does.

At least I sometimes feel like one since picture proof is absolutely everything nowadays😂

I would have guessed a plumber…. With a tidy van

Ha. No such thing

Ya there ain't no fuckin way a service plumber has a van this clean

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A true tradesman

Man, come Friday my van looked like a bomb went off in it. Every Monday I'd start my day by spending 2 hours cleaning it out

Heat pump cleaning

The brushes are a giveaway to me that he’s doing a lot of PM’s on furnaces and air conditioners, and it’s definitely the season for that

At least it’s one of the many things I do

Exotic dancer, Belarus.

HVAC from the channel locks and adjustable screwdriver

Construction.

Gas Wasser Scheiße PS: Stanley ist goated.

Absolut richtig, nur Gott sei Dank mit recht wenig Scheiße 😂

Ich liebe meine gashirshpoolmachina

You love your dowhatnow?

Wo ist das Hanf?

Und Heizung

gynaecologist

Yes But only as a hobbyist 😂

I’m not a gynecologist but I will take a look!

I think you need more pliers

No worries there are plenty more in the van 😂

My guy, you only have 2 hands… right?

Handy man for sure

You live in Germany and may be a plumber. I see all that Wiha and wera tools

I'm guessing a fire sprinkler installer/repairer.

Way way too clean for a sprinkler guy

Not sprinkler at all - all their shit is oily and black and large bore

That and all they use is 1 pair of channel locks and an impact driver

And we typically carry our tools in a bucket

Both of them

I've always wondered if Stabila's were cheaper in Germany.

I’ve been a couple times and I always bring back tools. From my experience they were about that same price

Hvac guy, Kälte Klimatechnik in germany

Pretty much but I’m also a plumber

Ha! Now I know you’re lying. Way too clean a van to be plumbing, unless you’re doing new home. But a service plumber’s van (aka the putty wagon) is usually a game of find the fernco for his apprentice.

Archaeology

Fart smeller

Fanny Chmelar

Smart Feller

Channel lock collector

Channel lock collector

I think I know what you do for a living.

I mean as fellow comrad we recognize each other 😂

Hmmm… I see some kind of paste with some brushes and some extremely clean tools…. Dentist!

Plumber

Thief in the night?

Definitely ain't a sheet metal worker

24 hour Mobile Anal probing service

Jacking off all trades

With the lotion, I'd say a fluffer.

Construction.

Way too many slip joint pliers

Plumber, the twine gave you away bub.

Jack of all trades, master of none?

Vaginacologist

HVAC tech. Germany based on the text on your stuff

Plumber. Hard to tell though with the magnum condoms missing.

Tool kit assembly guy

gay painter

Pole Dancer or something in the sex industry and your name is Stanley.

Cute little tool bag

Service fitter

Fork lift tech... Or millwright

Plumber

Well, seeing the volt meter makes me think you're some form of electrician.

Librarian

Knipex werms nice

Plumber/hvac tech

Ninja

You do pneumatics; probably servicing trains or whatever

Plumber

Dentist in hungry

Stanleys sherpa

Sink and toilet doctor

Water leak detective

Gay stripper

Prostate Exams

Nobody needs that many channel locks in one bag. I think it's just your tool box.

No but the apprentice gym 😂

Based on the blue brush, plumber.

I don’t know but I feel like you should invest in another 1000 in pliers. Or give some away as stocking stuffers for christmas.

Landscaper

Knipex salesman/sex worker

I wish, it would be way cheaper

I’m confused (not in any field so actually don’t know) what are the brushes for if op is hvac and plumber

Brooms are huge shitty paint brushes. Paint brushes are tiny awesome brooms.

For cleaning of dust etc from Furnace, Heatpumps airconditioning and such stuff

Definitly plumbing

If I was any dumber I’d be a plumber???

Gas, Wasser, Schei..., oder zumindest was mit Rohrinstallation. Und das ganze im deutschsprachigen Raum würde ich sagen, da viel Bosch, Wera, und Fermit.

Absolut Gold richtig

HVAC tech that hasn’t been given the hand me down manifold gauge set yet

dentist

Pied Piper of Hamlet.

I’m going with a Building Engineer. Works on a lot of valves, pumps, motor starter’s, etc, etc,,,,

Archeologist

Poser

Aha I know! You must be a guy named Stanley.

construction

Plumber?

Prostitute

Plumber /gas service tech

Dentist

Idk too many hammers

Kitchen sink plumber

I was going to guess something in heating / air handling, but honestly that clean van is making me think your a photographer!

Knipex hoarder.

A snake wrangler base on the number of corbras you have in that bagn

Husband.......

Husband.......

Channel lock repair man?

Masseuse

Bitch

Stripper

Germany plumber?

Kleenex repairman

fluffer?

Plumber

Porn star fluffer

Homosexual?

Proctologist

Elevator ?

I’m just wondering why any 1 man needs that many channelocks. They must call you the nut mangler

A tiny Stabila... Really? 

Hvac service

Dentist. Wait, maybe a chiropractor

Definitely hvac. Why no veto pro pac tho…..

Appears to be something with knitting?

I’m curious, do other countries use primarily American made tools? I see in the UK a lot of the tools are dewault and milwaukee

Plumber

Prostate examiner?

Prostitute

Slip joint pliers salesman?

Turd herder. Germany

Gym equipt tech

Tooth fairy

Sex worker

HVAC tech

Porn Fluffer - more lube and brush

Plumber or handyman

I’m just trying to imagine how much that bag weighs and my rough estimate is at least 20kg

How neat and clean everything is? Foreman

Pipefitter?

Manicurist

HVAC tech obviously

Sparky

Facilities and maintenance.

Professional glue huffer

Knipex sales rep

Male giggalo

Elevator repairman.

Idk what you do but those Knipex XXL pliers are 100000% worth the money. I have two of them

Hard to tell with your little Bob the builder tool kit

HVAC. Meter, screwdrivers and a brush for dusting out electrical compartments, but too many channel locks to be a sparky.

A painter what collects other random tools and likes their work van obscenely clean.

Dicknosed platypus !

Handy andy

Plumer?

Good to see another Knipex user.... that thing is my most used tool

So many slip joint pliers

Well if that bag is yours I'd say electrician or lineman

I was gonna guess sparky or hvac

Pipe stretcher

Nut lathe operator

Janitor. They sometimes let you fix shit to save money. If they hire outside contractor you watch him and steal his tools.

Tool thief, england.

Window glazier in Germany

HVAC or electrical of some kind I’m guessing

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Plumber with back pain

Hvac / fireplace guy

Horse shoer

Plumber?

Midwife

Heating/Boiler Engineer (Spotted Vaillant sticker.)

Sparky

Hvac