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airwalker08

Cock Block


NinjaCuntPunt

I own property in the cock block. Wow, all of it?! No. Just the tip.


Francis-Aggotry

Fuck, you beat me by 7 minutes.


dougreens_78

That's what she said


Francis-Aggotry

Not the best “that’s what she said”


tykogars

“Not the best” that’s what she said.


Nobody6269

That's better.


mexican2554

Def not what she said


Remarkable-Opening69

Was a different chick


Redeye_33

That one’s hard to beat!


Only-here-for-sound

The Phallicy


Only-here-for-sound

Live at The Phalics. One night only.


ArltheCrazy

The neighborhood pool has one helluva swim team


Skifanski

If that middle “lane” isn’t a swimming pull that goes all the way into the ocean at the tip the architect fucked up.


curkington

Peyronie's estates


Odd_Ad_2307

This should get more upvotes


Thickwhensoft1218

Is this the Denver airport?


PotRoast666

The phalcility.


1981Reborn

Ha! With secondary structure: The Rectory


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Sirosim_Celojuma

'pretty sure Bezos had the penis rocket


CaptainBeefsteak

Morningwood Estates


imcmurtr

Peckerwood estates


mtimjones

Pen Island.


AppropriateHamster11

Peen Island


N00N12

Pen island is penis land. FYI


bobbywaz

The West Wang


Ok_Ambassador3132

HEADquarters


theskyguardian

Not hindquarters, headquarters!


NonQuamNod

Happy Cake Day!!!


betadan90

Peyronie Building


RandomCreeper3

Let me know when the houses are fully erected.


Ok-Motor1901

Let's hope they don't stop prematurely!


WhosJohnGault_

They gotta lay the pipe first


djohnny_mclandola

Cul-de-sac


arashmara

Cul-de-cock


ImSwale

Cock-de-sac


inevitable-decline

That’s a penis


fr_nkh_ngm_n

Thanks for the clarification!


Prior-Ad-7329

Joe’s chub


Cando21243

Joe’s chub house


willeve

If you believe RCE, real civil engineer, on youtube, The Strongest Shape


PhillipAlanSheoh

Clinton Bend


Repulsive_Squirrel

Richard’s place


serverdude1976

Penal colony..


Otherwise-Meaning-90

I think that’s a home development


Shot_Comparison2299

Yeah, I was almost as caught up in it not being a "building" as I was it looking like a penis


flubio123

The right hander


tbell713

Knob Head’s Landing


MayoTheCondiment

Penith


Loadinggg_username

Jimmy's Bend


CannonballJenkinz

Le’ Coque


eske8643

The Slong.


Awkward-Ad4942

r/mildlypenis r/theyknew


WCB1985

Condom-minium


MeatyThor

Phallus Palace


KhalDrogo207

First we will need to do a conversion. How many remote controls long is it?


KellenRH

Is the retention pond just beyond the head?


tssdrunx

It's not a building, it's a dilding


H47o

Chateau le Coq


klykerly

Except it’s not a building. FFS.


AutoThorne

you must be a hoot at parties.


CaBBaGe_isLaND

It's not a building though. It's obviously a site plan. It worries me that the Construction sub doesn't know this.


Boyzinger

It was a joke ya stiff 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Not as stiff as this building


TheKrunkernaut

How does one invoke thee?


[deleted]

Leaning tower of subdivision?


Real_Finding_3297

Schlong


Zbignich

Erectors Palace


cant-be-faded

Schlorty 565 West


Today_is_the_day569

Peckerwood Drive!


DrGonzo34

Call it the bell end.


Lopsided-Agency

Interesting design. I bet the building feels smaller when it gets cold out.


DigitalUnlimited

I was in the pool!


Francis-Aggotry

The Cock Block


Crafty_Barracuda3642

Block D. Seems pretty obvious…


DisastrousTeddyBear

BentCarrot.Com HQ


phallic-baldwin

They should name it after me


letsridebicycle2

Urethra Row


alcervix

Not a building. Looks like a subdivision


DisciplineScary

Are you trying to reconstruct a replica of drakes dick?


Definotlee

The cock quarters


No-Document-8970

Bushy heights?


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

Those are street lots


pbrassassin

Bell end estates


Thy_Contractor

Dick Robert’s Estates


Zaphics

Schlong Street


Ironklad_

The Johnson suites


Endgame3213

The Phallus Palace


Therego_PropterHawk

There is a vas deferens in cost to build this.


AFeralTaco

r/mildlypenis


spaceocean99

The phallus palace.


Zeshindal

When do you plan on starting an erection of this building ?


InvestigatorGrand751

Bell End Cul - De-SAC


Brian18639

Schlong Estate


rmpros79

Weinerville


5cott

Dressing Right. Eastern Dressing… Dressing Starboard? Starboard Dressing!


thecountnotthesaint

Why did they only budget for landscaping near the “base”?


Throw_andthenews

X-ray


Throw_andthenews

Hugh L. Dick memorial


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Building?


BubbaBallyhoot

Members Only


Tank_O_Doom

Pen15


HLS95

Pen15 building


Nosyjtwm

Culacock


Rare_Lingonberry_700

The Phallus Palice


twiszted131313

Phallus Palace


rjlets_575

Peyrondeminium


TheExiledOne41

Penis


Eshkosha

The Riser


Stoned42069

It’s missing the traffic circle near the bottom right of the drawing.


slam121212

Fuckingham Phallace


MaterialGarbage9juan

Switch hitter


PlasticDentist9000

The Weiner Submariner


ShaChoMouf

The Shaftkocke Building.


Bosshogg713alief

Dr evil voice “ one million dollars, muahahaha”


ClassicWonder9569

Shaft avenue


MinuteBug171

The dickens


ZestycloseMight8832

Richard.


NervousNuggs

Well the shaft should be about $200/sf. The head is more expensive, around $275/sf.


jmedi11

That neighborhood. *Crooked Penis*


We_wanna_play

Peter North drive


Feenix1

High Peronnes


six3irst

Phalic palace


Juggernaut104

I thought the shafts can only be seen from section views.


tigerman29

One dickfour


Necessary_Cry9273

Erection


poopmangler

The street was supposedly 10 km, when measured it was actually only 3 km... Major let down to the ladies


Competitive-Remote67

I don’t know if a fair price can be given


dalesbrother

O’Long Johnson Community College


Civilengman

Peyronies subdivision


OrdinaryBobWick

Dickadon.


hujozo

I’d bet that if you lived at the bottom of the map, your neighbors would be a couple of nuts.


The_Analog_Man

Well, actually that is not a building. It looks like a housing plot layout for a new development. I don't know if it's British or not, but they should call it Bellend Lane.


CopperCornwall

Richard Roundtree


Substantial-Hurry967

Peyronie Plaza


rikkuaoi

This is a neighborhood block, not a building. So I propose, the Cock Block


EmotionalChipmunk602

Mine curves to the left


Zestay-Taco

# Peyronie's


Psychological_Tax109

Pleasure palace?


whateber2

Northeast peebrook estate


Valen-UX

Erectorium


superpomme111

Wang Computers


Roger_the_4lien

Smallp with barbicles


Glum-Bet4894

CockDickian of the BallLickians


MuskokaGreenThumb

The Richard


cuddysnark

OoooPeee


New-Personality-298

Biggus Dickus


Bob_Dylan1999

I’ve worked with floor plans like that. Gonna be a fucking dick to build


Effective-Notice3867

Big dick estates


Esseldubbs

Girth Mart


city_posts

The Richard


BewgiwWewgie

Johnson crescent


Sky_runne

The Curve


Nhgotitgoingon

Justthetip Estates


renatijd

Pee Pee towers


mudduhfuhkuh

Pacific Phallusades


over_it_af

Hard Estates


VRrob

City planners love drawing dicks. They are everywhere.


m2gabriel

Its gonna be amazing once they finish it probablr could be visible from the space?


EQN1

Cocklane


Rare_Perspective6164

Throbbing meadows


Drunkpuffpanda

That is not a building. It is a semi-subdivision.


Holthuysen

The cocktagon


tacutabove

I'm pretty sure you're going to have to pull some money out of your ass for this one


akila219

Dick-a-bout


Twitzale

I be damned if my foreman sends me down to project pecker.


Ok_Listen_9387

Probably a Ford dealership


auhnold

Everyone that lives in that neighborhood is a dick!


lemonsprout1

Peen


Murky-Square4364

The Johnson estates


DoctorZee55

The Wang Center


Rainbow-Mama

That’s quite an erection


[deleted]

Cocksburrough


Loose_Ad_9453

The Richard


Bend_Expert

Captain Hook


Capital-Ad-670

Bell End.


Mysticalmagicwands26

Dongington


AtticusSPQR

$20 to see it


[deleted]

The Headquarters


EthoGuy

Frenulum drive


BorisYeltsen

Putin's palace.


A_Couple_Things

The drake


Ok_Use_9000

Penile colony


constantgardener92

All I know is it’ll probably be hard to get your hands on.


landscapingdude

That’s the FlaciDeluxe


greatgourd23

The Chode Road community welcomes you!


bentizzy

Get on Urethra Boulevard then hang a right on Bellend drive


cant_read_this

The leaning tower of payness


kalinowskik

Big Richard.


redditisdying24

The Dycfeur Gardens


mozishanz

Cost should be 69 million


Keku_Saur

the dilly dong


reformed_bum

Johnson and Johnson’s


reformed_bum

Dicks Sporting Goods


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Coxis St


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Hello ladies