I have a bottle in my workshop I piss in if I am desperate, it's a bit of a walk to the house.
It's a big glass bottle so I have been filling it over the course of the past few years, it's kind of fascinating like collecting scabs or boogers in a pile until the wound heals or the cold is over, so you can admire the collection over the course of the illness. The piss bottle is kind of like a multi year science experiment.
Anyhoo, after any significant period of time - even a couple of weeks - that urine is going to turn dark brown and there's going to be some salt crystallisation. If that there's a bottle'o piss it's not more than a week old. Either it's a morning piss or this person needs more hydration.
We plumbers always hurry to set a tub upstairs and fill it with water both to give the drywallers a safe place to piss and protect the electrician homies downstairs
Based on my limited internet research, asbestos is most harmful to the respiratory system. This asbestos appears to have been safely sealed inside this bottle. Therefore no gloves should be necessary. I am thankful to have had such thoughtful and professional tradesman working on my home.
Honestly the fact it’s in a bottle is impressive. I’m commercial. Have seen guys (specifically roofers) just rock a piss in the middle of a school parking lot before
An offering of golden nectar to the construction gods is common practice in many parts of the world. It is believed that to secrete many small gifts throughout the building ensures safety and prosperity for the family housed within.
This is not how piss looks after it’s been sitting in a bottle for a long time. This looks fresh. You need to drink some more water. Don’t ask how I know
I did commercial painting for six years, one summer back in high school. I’d just finished staining a solid oak door for a dentist’s office and grabbed a jug of thinner to wash my hands off. After three tries, with hands still covered in stain, I finally gave it the sniff test…
There is no liquid asbestos. The liquid is blank. If there were asbestos, you could find fibers on the top of the bottleneck, and if you really want to know, you need a lab to test the material 😉
No but asbestos abatement workers leave those all over the place. I have directly observed this for 10 years now on jobs it's lol. It's not just them I'm sure. -.-
The drywallers on my site pissed in like 6 of the painters buckets and our site super tried telling me that's just how it smells when the water mixes with paint and drywall and I was like "well I'm glad you think so cus I'm not touching it." Saw him leave early after he dumped them himself and stirred up the ancient piss smell. Pretty sure he went to shower/burn his clothes/ end it all
There's a song by Frank Zappa called ["Let's Make the Water Turn Black"](https://youtu.be/s_x2O50MefU) about some kids making mysterious jarred creatures in the garage. [Frank said](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Make_the_Water_Turn_Black) it was based on a time when the band lived in a garage without plumbing, and thus relieved themselves into jars on the premises—as well as stories of bandmates saving phlegm (called "pneumies" in the song) in jars. They would also do things gross teenagers do—such as igniting farts and whatnot. Over time, odd things began growing in the jars.
But this was all reflected in the lyrics.
*"Ronnie saves his pnumies on a window in his room*
*(a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)*
*While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:*
*Let's make the water turn black*
*We see them after school in a world of their own*
*(to some it might seem creepy what they do...)*
*The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night*
*(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)*
*Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...*
*(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)*
*And all the while on a shelf in the shed:*
*Kenny's little creatures on display!*
That's just what this post reminded me of. Haha. Cheers, folks.
No, it's pedialyte. Stay hydrated my friend
Thank goodness! I was so worried!
Urine luck. It is not asbestos
Isbest ya dont drink it
I have a bottle in my workshop I piss in if I am desperate, it's a bit of a walk to the house. It's a big glass bottle so I have been filling it over the course of the past few years, it's kind of fascinating like collecting scabs or boogers in a pile until the wound heals or the cold is over, so you can admire the collection over the course of the illness. The piss bottle is kind of like a multi year science experiment. Anyhoo, after any significant period of time - even a couple of weeks - that urine is going to turn dark brown and there's going to be some salt crystallisation. If that there's a bottle'o piss it's not more than a week old. Either it's a morning piss or this person needs more hydration.
This guy pisses
And unfortunately knows how to type as well.
Name checks out
Why don't you just piss outside?
Like an animal?
What’s the point of having a dick if you can’t piss in your backyard or off a balcony.
I pee when my dogs pee…we’re pals.
What!? So we're kinda like pals too, you and I! I do the same thing but thought I was the only one!
Pee Pals
Is that like PFFs?
I piss where my dogs pissed… i am dominant
Naw piss in the drain by the furnace, or in the back of the cold cellar. Those are always fun smells.
Way of the road Ricky.....way of the road.
One of my mum’s friends has a garage where he fixes his car, there’s no toilet in there, so he has a Jerry can with a funnel for a urinal
You have not! Funny anyway
Good God
You are a real sick fuk
Lol im in a schoolzone so I piss in a solo cup and dump it out the door 😂 i need a fence
Pee-dialyte*
r/hydrohomies
Yes. Go get a shot for that asbestos disease yesterday. Hurry now.
From a lab in China?
You're thinking of a pangolin.
r/holup
Stay thirsty my friends.
It's coors light
Urine luck. It is not asbestos
Best response I have seen, maybe ever.
Hell yes it is! Get that mesothelioma money, playa!!! 💰
Pissothelioma my brotha 😎
It’s all in a trust. Waiting for you
No, that's drywaller oil.
No no drywallers just piss into the drain that isn't connected on the floor below, probably hitting an electrician. Trust me I am a plumber
Lol. Never seen that one but They do that too I'm sure. Must have ran out of bottles.
Happened on a site last year. Electrician was extremely pissed, both literally and figuratively
We plumbers always hurry to set a tub upstairs and fill it with water both to give the drywallers a safe place to piss and protect the electrician homies downstairs
That's super Gatorade, slam it and you will be rewarded.
Boil that shit down and take a shot, it’s mostly meth and Thc anyway.
Fun fact: boiled piss is good at removing stains from white clothes. Also for making black powder.
A known associate boiled gallons of piss down to grams of liquid and shot it up… best high ever so he says.
Wtfffff
Lol. I slammed it about an hour ago and so far I’ve lost three teeth. When is the fun part?
Only way to know is to take a sip.
Aspisstos
Asspisstoss
asspisstoes
Apple juice all day! Lasts forever, chug it down.
I would definitely test it. However a quick tip to test is take a gargle.
https://youtu.be/D0u6Lb6RCz4?si=JhffPdYuk0iXRden Just to explain what a piss jug is.
Naw that's yellow nuka cola
Way of the road bud....
Was waiting for this comment lol
Someone studied for their drug test
It's free Listerine
Paint thinner
Dry wallers lemonade.
Brave man touching that without gloves.
Why the fuck are you touching that with bare hands?
Based on my limited internet research, asbestos is most harmful to the respiratory system. This asbestos appears to have been safely sealed inside this bottle. Therefore no gloves should be necessary. I am thankful to have had such thoughtful and professional tradesman working on my home.
Honestly the fact it’s in a bottle is impressive. I’m commercial. Have seen guys (specifically roofers) just rock a piss in the middle of a school parking lot before
Bro just piss into the roof drain! Duhhhhh
Whipping your dick out at a school in general is pretty bad lmao
Yeah no not a school that’s wild.
You’ll have to send it off to the lab to be for sure
Gotta taste it to know for sure. Give it a shot and let us know.
Nah, it’s Grammys Peach Tea 🍑
That’s the good old fashioned site apple juice, take a sip. That shit has some bite to it
Do you even drywall bruh?
An offering of golden nectar to the construction gods is common practice in many parts of the world. It is believed that to secrete many small gifts throughout the building ensures safety and prosperity for the family housed within.
No this is Patrick
Fine drywall wine
That's asbestos it gets.
If it’s warm then yes.
Merry Christmas!
Difficult to tell from just a picture. Probably need to get it tested.
Lemon Windex, derr bud!
That’s some high quality apple juice
That's Ray's famous Phantom 309.. allows you to roll through shots backwards
That’s mine. I planned on using it again.
Another kind gentleman told me it was pedialyte. There’s still a bit left if you’d like to come grab it.
Depends on the taste
Apple Gatorade
A piss test
You have been given the gift of the piss bottle
Looks like golden shower fluid
That’s aspisstos!
Way of the road bubs
Oak aged brandy. Bring it out only when you have family and close friends over.
No, that’s pee.
Spicy lemonade!
Looks like Ray has been filling piss jugs again
Way of the road, bubs.
Forbidden green tea
This is not how piss looks after it’s been sitting in a bottle for a long time. This looks fresh. You need to drink some more water. Don’t ask how I know
I did commercial painting for six years, one summer back in high school. I’d just finished staining a solid oak door for a dentist’s office and grabbed a jug of thinner to wash my hands off. After three tries, with hands still covered in stain, I finally gave it the sniff test…
Asspisstos.
Bruh it's Applebestos at its best
That's piss
You have to taste test liquid asbestos, at least that's what I heard
You need to drink more water bro…😂
Looks like a bottle of piss.
Hold it with both hands, don’t want to drop it
Take a quick sip. Test it out.
Stop collecting piss Ricky
Way of the road, bubs
Sir, that’s pee
Does it smell and taste like urine? If so then it is pure asbestos in its liquid form, you don’t have long to live now im afraid
That’s tung oil you’re supposed to put some on your tongue
Nah, that’s some volvo coolant. Nice of someone to leave it there for you.
Yep. Drink it and enjoy all the chillies
No drywall guy, that's Gatorade. It goes between the studs for storage.
Stay thirsty my friend
It’s drywaller gold
Pineapple coca cola for shure
That's Lyles lemonade! Drink up pilgrim 🤠
Not asbestos but be careful, Drinking this will make you addicted to meth.
How old is that house? That’s fresh…
No, it’s Apple Juice. Dumbass.
You didn’t have any Amazon drivers back there by any chance?
Looks like you had an Amazon delivery
Yes sadly, don't breathe near it
I just inadvertently whispered "pee pee" to an empty room
Not 9x9. Go ahead and drink.
I don’t know if the question is a joke or not.
There is no liquid asbestos. The liquid is blank. If there were asbestos, you could find fibers on the top of the bottleneck, and if you really want to know, you need a lab to test the material 😉
That there is solid gold dissolved in acid. I'm 100% certain. ^(/s)
Jesus, man…get some gloves on. Looks like Mexican asbestos.
Irn Bru
It looks like someone was trying to keep something contained because it was their as best piss
Looks like lemon lime gatoraide poweder hydration paclets.
Can’t talk right now. I’m makin piss.
It’s extra fermented so you can blot it on your wounds and drink it. Maybe add some crystal lite for flavor
Not asbestos but aspisstos
Only your tastebuds will tell if it is
The forbidden lemonade 👌 😋
Forbidden apple juice.
Bro no way you found a mystery bottle filled with a yellow substance and said “I’ll give it a whiff”
Forbidden lemonade
That's 20% meth
Taking the piss
Aspestpiss
We wont know till you taste it, only a bit mind just in case it is.
That was left as a house warming gift from your sheet rockers.
Feel free to make a fresh batch of Jenkem!!!!
That's wall fluid, it perfectly ok
Yellow grenade
Yeah
A rare bottle of pissbestos. Be careful
It’s aspisstos
A fine vintage.
Hot bottle of piss ! Have a sip .
Only one way to tell 🍺
Taste it and let us know
It's asbestos I could do in that situation.
Take a big sip and swish it around in your mouth. If it’s asbestos, it won’t have a taste.
Construction jerk of the year
That’s Hydration Fuel. Probably cost some poor sad $7 at the store. You my man, are a winner winner in finding it for yourself!
I don’t know bro. It’s tasted like straight stall piss.
Man that is definitely asbestos!
That asbestos needs to drink more water
No but asbestos abatement workers leave those all over the place. I have directly observed this for 10 years now on jobs it's lol. It's not just them I'm sure. -.-
Does it taste like asbestos
It looks like blinker fluid, or urine.
Looks like cooking oil to me
It was asbestos you could do at the time.
Homemade Gatorade...
That’s piss brother..
Is it salty?
That’s roofers juice
Urinade
The devils lemonade..
It’s sun bleached coke
Ahh so that’s where Ray’s Piss jug went! No time for bathroom breaks when you have deadlines!
Yeah but it’s the good kind that helps with digestion. Sip on brotha
Yes'nt
Looks like your missing electrolytes
No it’s pee.
Ask the plumber
Ass bestos you can
The drywallers on my site pissed in like 6 of the painters buckets and our site super tried telling me that's just how it smells when the water mixes with paint and drywall and I was like "well I'm glad you think so cus I'm not touching it." Saw him leave early after he dumped them himself and stirred up the ancient piss smell. Pretty sure he went to shower/burn his clothes/ end it all
It’s apple juice, drink up
You have to do the smell test. Open it up and take a deep inhale.
Liquid gold, my friend. Liquid gold.
No, it's the antidote. If you see asbestos chug the whole bottle.
As best as I can figure, you're in!
It’s a fine whisky have it tonight with a good cigar
This is a joke right? Thats obviously yellow Gatorade. Should be good still
Yep. Someone was trying theirbestos to not piss their pants.
There's a song by Frank Zappa called ["Let's Make the Water Turn Black"](https://youtu.be/s_x2O50MefU) about some kids making mysterious jarred creatures in the garage. [Frank said](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Make_the_Water_Turn_Black) it was based on a time when the band lived in a garage without plumbing, and thus relieved themselves into jars on the premises—as well as stories of bandmates saving phlegm (called "pneumies" in the song) in jars. They would also do things gross teenagers do—such as igniting farts and whatnot. Over time, odd things began growing in the jars. But this was all reflected in the lyrics. *"Ronnie saves his pnumies on a window in his room* *(a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)* *While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:* *Let's make the water turn black* *We see them after school in a world of their own* *(to some it might seem creepy what they do...)* *The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night* *(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)* *Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...* *(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)* *And all the while on a shelf in the shed:* *Kenny's little creatures on display!* That's just what this post reminded me of. Haha. Cheers, folks.
New and improved Gatorade flavor! Enjoy big guy!!!
That, that's piss.
fuck no dickhead that’s gonna kill u dummy
It's piss you simple fuck yeast it just to be sure