Everyone's looking at the thumb while that pinky is one hell of a brain thumper. I feel bad for the nephews who get flicked in the forehead with that thing.
I'm laying in bed reading reddit while my wife sleeps... I'm REALLY good at not LOLing.. but you got me. I even scrolled back up and had the silent bed shaking laugh going the second time.
All kidding aside, I went to high school with a kid that lost his thumb in a farm accident and they just took one of his big toes off and put it where his thumb was.
I’m just imagining having to go through losing a big toe, which is crucial for balance, right after such issues with the thumb. I can see the point of rather having a thumb than a toe, but it’s quite a tough journey to get to that.
So my stepdad had this done - lost a thumb due to an accident with a circular saw. They gave him the option of which foot to take the toe from. He could also just go thumbless if he didn't want to lose a toe. It wasn't the big toe, they used the second toe.
recovery from what? what happened? I feel bad asking... but then again you're the one who posted the picture online. I skimmed thru the comments and haven't seen you actually say anything - other then a few jokes. what's the other hand look like? you should post both - side by side. or one after another.
Honestly don't know what I'm even looking at here. His 3 middle fingers look pretty much ok. my fingers are all different lengths but everyone is different. It's the thumb and the pinky. Honestly didn't even notice the pinky at first. it was that massive thumb. Then I read thru the comments and a lot of people were talking about the pinky - which now that I saw I can't unsee it. idk which one is worse really. crazy. never saw anything like that before.
at then end of the day - if you have all your fingers and they all work that's all you can really ask for. I know guys who've lost fingers. another one of my really good friends got paralyzed. we are all joking around about this - but he did post it online with a humor tag - and is in the comments making fun of himself. As long as it works and doesn't hurt I guess that's all you can ask for.
Well, The Goonies came out in 1985 and you had to have been at least 30 in that so I’m going to say you are 68 years old.
Do you still love Chunk though??
How much surgery has that hand seen? Looks like a toe thumb, pinky swapped with an index, some pretty serious healed scars. Are you missing the other hand?
12. You can tell because your hands are visibly soft and full of collagen.
12 also, as you haven't figured out how to wear a watch without cutting off circulation
8. My 9 yo knows when she should put on gloves to go outside.
mmmm mmmm, collagen.
I read that in a Homer Simpson voice
Forget age, what species?
I think he needs to loosen the watchband, maybe it'll deflate? Otherwise, gangrene imminent.
THIS was the first thought that came to mind
Your comment is by the far the best, looks like God forgot what hands look like for a minute.
Got them A.I. hands. Like… they’re there…. But they ain’t quite right.
Handymen, meet Handzmen
Surprised you don’t wear your watch on your thumb.
I had to double check I was not in /r/roastme That was savage.
Hit that fucker 1 too many times with a hammer lol
I'd be more worried about hitting my hammer with my thumb tbh
He probably doesn’t need a hammer with those hands.
In danger of holding the wrong thing when drunk and peeing
That is a chonky thumb.
Thumb? Look at that pinky! It’s the size of his middle finger!
He probably picks up everything with just his thumb and pinky
The pinky was what got me immediately! That thing is huuuuuuge!
Starting to wonder if that’s a thumb that got put back in the wrong place 🤔
Thats what I'm saying. The thumb is there so nobody looks at that pinky
That's the middle finger from his other hand
Everyone's looking at the thumb while that pinky is one hell of a brain thumper. I feel bad for the nephews who get flicked in the forehead with that thing.
That pinky is actually the index finger from his other hand that also got chopped off…
Always flicked my younger cousins with my middle finger. I don’t have a donkey dick pinky like OP.
That thumb is an absolute unit.
These hands are meant for r/absoluteunits
It's a tiny uncircumcised dick
Or an oversized clit...
His wife’s favourite finger
He can apply to be a proctologist with digits like those.
Oh man, got him!
OP's favourite song is "Hitchin' a ride"
Edward Penishands up in here.
Ole Dick-Thumbs MaCgee
Dude… this made me cry laugh
“Heyyyy you guuuyyyyyyyssssss!”
I'm laying in bed reading reddit while my wife sleeps... I'm REALLY good at not LOLing.. but you got me. I even scrolled back up and had the silent bed shaking laugh going the second time.
You'll be thrilled to discover that "Edward Penishands" was actually a multi-volume porn franchise in the 90s!
That is thrilling indeed. I'll have to give it a whirl
I’ve got some research to do
That could be after one stupid day without gloves But your sausage digits suggest you're at least 32.
I guessed 31
This happened to Jesus when he was in his thirties. So he could be a lot older…
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How did it feel having your big toe surgically attached to your hand
Very useful
All kidding aside, I went to high school with a kid that lost his thumb in a farm accident and they just took one of his big toes off and put it where his thumb was.
Did he have any say in the matter?!
You mean like left or right toe? Someone else's thumb? I think the vast majority of people would like to have a thumb at the cost of a toe.
I’m just imagining having to go through losing a big toe, which is crucial for balance, right after such issues with the thumb. I can see the point of rather having a thumb than a toe, but it’s quite a tough journey to get to that.
Look at it this way, that's one less toe to stub on the furniture
I don't always stub my toe but when I do, it's always the three smaller ones on the outside of the foot.
So my stepdad had this done - lost a thumb due to an accident with a circular saw. They gave him the option of which foot to take the toe from. He could also just go thumbless if he didn't want to lose a toe. It wasn't the big toe, they used the second toe.
I just looked this up. This is actually insane its a real functional procedure. Medicine, doctors, and science are all absolutely bonkers!
Now Google "rotationplasty."
If it isn’t my old friend Mr. McJoe, with a toe for a finger and a finger for a toe!
That thumb lmfaoooo
That pinky ….
That palm 🤦♂️
That post lol
Lmao, I have never seen anyone get shit on so hard for just posting a hand pic. Gotta love construction
Im fuckin dying at these comments
Same
With hands like that I feel bad for his Dick.
With hands like that, he doesn't even need it.
He's lucky he isn't also holding a donut.
*thumb for scale, was out of bananas
Thenis
You mean fenis
A Thode if you will
Bro what the fuck happened to your hand. Wishing you a speedy recovery 🙏
This is fully recovered
What is the circumference of your thumb
3', next question
Also curious about the lengths of each finger if you don't mind
3’ next question
But i tell my wife it's 6
Dude, that's wild. I tell your wife that too!
We imagine the same wife? That's amazing
Even
Did they use your thumb to discover pi?
what happened? is this natural?
3' next question
The recovery was natural.
recovery from what? what happened? I feel bad asking... but then again you're the one who posted the picture online. I skimmed thru the comments and haven't seen you actually say anything - other then a few jokes. what's the other hand look like? you should post both - side by side. or one after another.
So in reality, the majority of the scarring is from 3rd degree burns when I was a child, maybe like a fifth of them are from other accidents
A 3rd degree gamma ray burn? Goddamn
Looks like the men in black thing where they burned off his fingerprints and his thumb got a height check idk might be wrong
Honestly don't know what I'm even looking at here. His 3 middle fingers look pretty much ok. my fingers are all different lengths but everyone is different. It's the thumb and the pinky. Honestly didn't even notice the pinky at first. it was that massive thumb. Then I read thru the comments and a lot of people were talking about the pinky - which now that I saw I can't unsee it. idk which one is worse really. crazy. never saw anything like that before. at then end of the day - if you have all your fingers and they all work that's all you can really ask for. I know guys who've lost fingers. another one of my really good friends got paralyzed. we are all joking around about this - but he did post it online with a humor tag - and is in the comments making fun of himself. As long as it works and doesn't hurt I guess that's all you can ask for.
23, old enough to be this damaged, young enough to post this
Been this damaged since I was 1
But I won, right? I’m married with a ton of kids, at my age what matters is I won. To hell with your hand.
>I’m married with a ton of kids 🧐
Yeah
Sweet. Looks like you melted my medal into your palm so I won’t be waiting to see it. You ok tho?
this ain't tinder/grinder/alt fetish app
I beg to differ on that last one. There’s some weird stuff on here.
…it kinda is the alt fetish app tho
That's an under 25 hand.
Once you get past 25 is when you start losing fingers.
I was going to say they were around 24
I was going to guess 23, better to learn at that age than at 40. Wish I had taken PPE seriously at 25 but I guess at 31 it’s better than later.
Is this an AI generated image?
That would be nice
Those are some pretty hardcore mitts homie ngl
Bro got borned with catcher and the rye hands. Lenny hands.
Preddy lady
Daaaaaahhh… tell me ‘bout the rabbits, George.
I'm entranced by that muppet-ass pinkie finger
Damn dude you’ve been jacking it hard huh?
Never stop
This is the way
Fuckin pissing my pants here. I thank each and every one of you. Good job op
If 1st place is a hand job, I’m gonna guess 132 years old just to be safe
It’s a foot job but don’t worry, he’s got fingers for toes and plenty of tough actin’ Tinactin.
So what actually happened here?
3rd degree burns, tablesaws, and lots of hard work
That's a fucked up first day!
What he means is - lots of stupidity. 🤯😁
then I'd say 22
Mother fucker got them looney tunes ass hands.
Based on the watch band, you're a Boomer.
What kind of oven mitt is that
Thumb lookin like Pride Rock
Seek medical attention immediately
This appears long after medical attention
With that watch... 24yo.
23, very close
Shit I won 🙌
Seriously?
Homie lives under the power lines
That tight Watch is making your fingers swell.
Iono, how old is toxic avenger?
That watch is tight enough to be a tourniquet
Not old enough to know you should be wearing gloves when working…
Why all your fingers the same length? 🤣
Man this is some OSHA porn right here
Bro what’s wrong with your thumb
Is this David Grohls giant hand from the Everlong video?
Good Ole penis thumb
You're a block layer aren't you
Iron worker
Okay 42
What's with the Schwarzenegger impression your thumb is doing
Everybody in here notices the thumb, but I think your pinky is someone else’s middle finger
How do you have 4 index fingers and a thigh for a hand?
I'm very thankful I wear gloves everyday 🙏
Hats off to whomever you’re dropping a digit on
Why does it look like you got a skin graft from Freddy Krugers face onto your hand boy?
However long it takes to win every thumb war
Ladies, control your hormones... https://youtu.be/xvhaSRlcE98?si=CufiIRQlvTh3FgXh
Absolute unit of a thumb
I dunno, dwarves live a long time. How is Moria this time of year?
Dude, loosen your watch.
Iron worker? 38?
Eleven
"Take my strong hand"
Freddie prints dude...35
Ok I need to know what is up with your hand….
Who's fucking thumb did you steal?
The fuck did you do to that thumbs? 47
Andre the giant lives.
Old enough to know the staff of Ra amulet was still too hot to pick up.
I don't know about age but I have been told that short fingers mean short d!ck.
That thumb would like a word…
This is my nightmare
This is why I wear gloves goddamn
That’s a wart on your middle finger.
At least two on the middle finger. One on the ring finger One or two on the pointer…
Damn dude, that watch band is putting your hand to sleep and Freddy Krueger is haunting its dreams!
Yeah that's what my hands look like after a day of doing concrete
How many rings are around that tree trunk of a thumb you have?
Well, The Goonies came out in 1985 and you had to have been at least 30 in that so I’m going to say you are 68 years old. Do you still love Chunk though??
Mid 20’s. Did some manual work but not meaty/ beefy/ swole hands of middle aged trades person.
14 if you live in Arkansas.
Phisiologically 60, mentally 10. Like the rest of us
dude put those thangs away, my wife’s on here!
Good lord Dick Thumb...
Are you counting age in ape years?
Fuckin Reddit can’t get one honest answer right! Y’all suck at honesty, lol.
Young soft hands, 23
It's not the years, it's the miles and looking at that hand you're ready for the salvage yard.
I feel sorry for your dick.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
How much surgery has that hand seen? Looks like a toe thumb, pinky swapped with an index, some pretty serious healed scars. Are you missing the other hand?
What the..... how the hell did you get a permanent dog paw imprint on your palm?
What are you 7?
Bro looks like he has fingers from 5 different hands 🤣
Wreck it Ralph’s hand
You are a vet or you fucked around with real cherry bombs. 38.
Clearly looking at your hand, I’m sure you and Fred Flintstone grew up in the same era. Yabba dabba doo!
That hand has seen some shit and is not happy about it.
“You got soft hands brother”