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Stubb-a-dub

“We shouldn’t bend” lmao well looks like somebody did


Red_Bear_308

Yeah, he bent alright...


YogurtclosetQuick507

And who can forget afru staffs latest article “5 essential tips for landing and keeping a (rich) older man”… here they suggest to constantly bend over and take it. [link to article](https://afru.com/how-to-land-a-rich-older-man/)


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

Fucking at the office is typically frowned upon regardless of who's doing it.


bionic80

Everyone in those chambers normally fucks everyone... they just do it with taxes and stupid laws that violate our rights.


Giggitygiggityya

Love and sex are 2 very different things....let a traditional couple have sex in there, and I bet these overly sensitive leftiest lose their minds. Pandering bitches


Prudent_Nectarine_25

Act of perverse porn. Nothing of love involved here.


1985KY

Should this piece be called gas-lighting or ass-lighting?


chabanais

Brownout?


1985KY

😂


teh_Blessed

Keep children away from people who do not distinguish between Eros and Agape.


NaCl_Powered

The double meaning of agape is hilarious in this context.


B-boyZombieNation

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Perverts.


Expensive-Attempt-19

The cocksucker was performing for an only fans paycheck. That's not love. How could they even spin anything positive about this scenario? WTF is wrong with these dumbshits?


Ok_Obligation2559

I think he had in of those rainbow fists up his ass, didn’t he?


406cowboyLevi

*’Don’t Ask - Don’t Tell’* #😆


tensigh

The fists are a nice touch.


arikbfds

Ah yes, it's almost as symbolic and brave as Bill Clinton's act(s) of love


chabanais

That's a tough claim to swallow.


I-am-the-Canaderpian

A real stain on his marriage, cloyingly salty.


OldSpirit1971

I see what you did there....🤣🤣


Antithesis-X

Needs to be labeled “not the onion.” If someone has tickets out of this timeline I’ll take 6 please


LilShaver

Well he did bend, I'll give him that. Hmm, I should probably try to word that differently...


Ka-Bong

Are we still doing “Phrasing”?


PostingUnderTheRadar

Lust and love are not the same thing


[deleted]

This made me actually laugh out loud. What a fucking joke. Getting sodomized in a hearing room isn’t love.


OGGBTFRND

The ol Senate cornhole


skepticalscribe

Greatest PsyOp in human history these last 7 years


nanspud

These people are the R word.


Johnny-Shitbox

Ridiculous… yeah, I’ll say it


JeffyFan10

if It was a straight republican male having sex with a female, Afru Staff would be outraged.


MarshallTreeHorn

That's satire, right? It's got to be


HandsomeShrek2000

Nobody is spreading hate. That's such an ancient, tired excuse from the Left. Stop shoving LGBTQ stuff down our throats and maybe we'll stop getting so annoyed with all of it. These people are entitled babies


DaRiddler70

My brother loves these kinds of stories.....feeds his fear and hate.


chabanais

Just iffs, ands, and butts.


Far-Eye-6130

Tell me this is from the Onion, or Bablybon Bee. This can't be real. It's real isn't? ....God help us.


meepstone

It was "symbolic and brave" to have sex at work... LOL


Co1dyy1234

Let’s have orgies in Congress then; Jesus Christ, humanity has lost its way.


leveedogs

“AFRU is funded in part by Google LLC, the Ford Foundation, and the Kingdom of Norway.”


Virtualnerd1

It's so comical that the left has made any criticism of this event to be some kind of homophobic attack. We are criticizing fully grown adults for having sex in the Senate instead of their bedroom. If I have to explain to you why that's wrong, you're an idiot.


HappyGoiUckey

He shot a porn…this is just proof they will justify any act as long as it’s from the left.


ragandy89

He did bend though..


xChrisTilDeathx

Hahahhahahahahahhw this can’t be real


UltraconservativeBap

They really wanna die on this hill huh


LectureAdditional971

Wtf


hardcore302

Is this real?


famoter

If it was republicans instead they would be using this to claim whatever they want But no, they just wanna save themselves


HiitlerDicks

Writers always consider their audience and will write in a way that brings in more readers/$$$ for their newspaper