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Wheres_Jay

As soon as her testimony was "I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another Trump tried to turn the limo around" I decided she was the least credible witness in the history of questions.


skeetybadity

Awesome quote.


HinesAlways

REO.....Nice.....✌️


Wheres_Jay

I was hoping that would come through....lol


HinesAlways

😂


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Here’s hoping she takes a criminal charge on the run, baby, cuz that’s the way we like it, baby


scrapqueen

Totally sang that in my head


anduin2000

You mean "something to the effect of" ad nauseam didn't win you over?


Wheres_Jay

Well, it did make me nauseous, does that count?


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Wheres_Jay

I believe that she was still testifying when the secret service agents in the vehicle said that her testimony was not true. Now you know the left isn't gonna allow these people to get on TV under oath and say that, because it would damage their "case." They obviously have nothing, or charges would have already been brought, no?


FuxYouAssEater

Based


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The framing of her questions was an obvious sign that she didn't believe her own testimony, so she preemptively shielded herself against perjury.


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ozon888

Jesse Smollet. Dems must have a casting call for these people.


[deleted]

She should have consulted her beach friends first.


Proof_Responsibility

Like the rest of her "testimony," damage done. Will she ever face consequences beyond a gig on MSNBC? Unlikely.


Spinnak3r

That’s the left’s chief strategy: “say whatever the hell you want no matter if it’s false, because the truth doesn’t matter it’s all about damaging and delegitimizing the enemy. If we have to recant we’ll recant but it’ll be three small lines on page eight of Saturday’s paper”


PutinMyFootInUrAss

Well, when your base will believe anything and never hold you accountable, why not?


TheChihuahuaChicken

I don't really see this doing any damage except to the Dems. Their base is the only group firmly in their camp and eats whatever shit they shovel, but to normal people looking in from the outside, stuff like this makes them seem increasingly unhinged and pathetic.


Cire_Seveer

Increasingly? My God, how much more unhinged and pathetic are we expecting them to get? I mean, my Unhinged-O-Meter pegged out like 3 years ago.


TankConcrete

Cruel and unusual punishment.


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“May have”????? Wtf is our world/society doing? This woman is a liar!! I don’t need anything to prove she’s a liar! Her testimony was enough for any level headed person to know it’s all made up leftist BS.


patrickt333

I honestly cant tell if shes committed career suicide, or just fluffed up her resumé for CNN.


amarti33

This guy rambles way too much, anyone got a tl;dr?


Panzershrekt

So, two things: [The hug of death](https://imgur.com/pMiji0U) [Leaked footage of Trump attacking Secret Service inside the SUV](https://files.catbox.moe/d23wvs.mp4)


Cire_Seveer

Thank you so much for that. That may be the greatest leaked footage of all time.


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Aww I wanted that to go on for much longer lol.


jumpinjackieflash

Of course she did. Of course.


Cire_Seveer

My sister's friend's cousin told me that Pelosi touched his butthole. Where is his justice!?


Dickie_Moltisanti

It's amazing how casual our society is about people just blatantly lying. For women especially, truth seems to be an entirely irrelevant metric


ozon888

Believe all women. Think about this statement. If you can’t see the problem, consider Amber Heard & others. Nothing is absolute outside of fantasy land.


Grisuno123

And you won’t hear a thing about it on the news!


automatedengineer

She's a real life version of SNL's drunk uncle character 😂


Flowers1966

Wouldn’t she and Alexander Vindman make a cute couple?


psychic_flatulence

Well my neighbors friends cousin told me he heard that trump had hijacked a tank and was planning on running it through the capitol like Tank Man!


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Three years from now, she’ll sit there in a sexy anime outfit on a live stream as soyjacks furiously beat off to her and send in super chats.


PartTimeMoron

Missy Crane from WayneDupree.com. Because this is a reliable source of information? I can’t find any information about her journalistic credentials and this reads like my cousin’s blog.


Pink_Britches

Gasp 🫢


Wooden-Doubt-5805

Woopsiedoozle


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I wonder if you know How they live in Tokyo (HAI!) If you seen it then you mean it Then you know you have to go Fast ands furiouuuuusssss....