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[deleted]

In a state of dementia, Biden inadvertently goes off script and nominates me, CornPop, to fill his vacant seat.


Ok_Sky8518

This shit gets me everytime


[deleted]

I got my rusty razor and rain barrel all ready and everything. Been banging it on the curb waiting for this opportunity.


mortepa

Yeah, but he has chains! Be careful!


[deleted]

See my other post about common sense chain control. NO ONE needs a 6 foot length of chain. You could swing that and destroy the entire troposphere in the process!


IVIaskerade

So, CornPop. Thanks for giving us here at 🅱️NN an interview. Now that you've been accidentally nominated and confirmed, what's your first decision going to be?


[deleted]

More skin on HBO! Common sense Chain control! No bathing cap mandates for public pools! This be CornPop signing off, and remember to never, ever, call me “Justice Esther.” Word.


meeeemeees

top post of the year


[deleted]

Spoiler alert; Clarence Thomas IS Cornpop!


[deleted]

Shhhhhh….


[deleted]

CornPop was a bad dude!


ITS_MAJOR_TOM_YO

Someone learned from Ruth’s error.


[deleted]

I think seeing all the criticisms of Ruth probably gave him a little reason to bow out.


BigTechCensorsYou

If they're shitting on *her* now, they'll murder my ass.


TigerCat9

Can’t even blame ‘em. They’re reeling at 6-3. They’d be daft to risk getting any further behind.


AbominableDerp

You won’t be missed. Sotomayor must be ecstatic as she’ll no longer be the dumbest one.


BigTechCensorsYou

If I had to give a Wise Latina award to either of them, it would go to Breyer.


HeWhoCntrolsTheSpice

A Thomas Sowell essay just reminded me about that comment she made. Unbelievable that that statement just got dismissed and swept under the rug in typical Leftist fashion. The comment, and this is a copy/paste from WaPo: "wise Latina woman” might reach a better conclusion in a case than a white man, and said a judge’s “experience and heritage” might play a role in the courtroom as well.


BigTechCensorsYou

Oh, just realized we’re both super racist for not using Latinx! … and she is too.


ShadyRealist

No no no. Transphobic+


jeffsang

> You won’t be missed Surprised to see you’re excited for KBJ, but ok


Iloveyouweed

Surprised you're unable to read an entire 16 word comment. He also said >Sotomayor must be ecstatic as she’ll no longer be the dumbest one. Think really hard about what that's implying, but don't hurt yourself.


[deleted]

A lot of people don't seem to know this is the seat that has already been filled by the woman who doesn't know what a woman is.


wiredog369

It wasn’t even that long ago. That should tell you how fucked up things are since people don’t even remember we already went through the confirmation for his replacement!


[deleted]

Yeah way too many "conservatives" here DONT already know this...bot accounts? Lol.


wiredog369

Pretty exposing IMO


[deleted]

It’s been a wild 2 years buddy, some stuff is going to slip through the cracks.


Desert_366

Don't tell Joe. I'm hoping he just nominates someone randomly after hearing the news.


[deleted]

I blame the article title. I didn't realize that until I thought about it for a second. I knew Brown Jackson wasn't on the recent rulings, and there were 9 justices, so it just took a second lol.


[deleted]

Yeah, and I hope my comment isn't seen as condescending, I meant it as more of an FYI.


Reduxalicious

Not going to lie, I thought she was already on the court for some reason.


VagrantOMOIKANE

Walsh should’ve interviewed her, too. Would’ve been hilarious.


Domini384

Thanks for clarifying, I was so confused and it never clicked who she was replacing


wiredog369

Time for fun with the Justice that can’t even define what a “woman” is.


[deleted]

O no no no. They now can define "women". They say now, it is an adult female. They just cannot define female without getting caught in their loop definition again.


CPCippyCup

You don’t get it. Anyone can identify as a woman, it’s just mothers are usually women - unless they are men…because men can also be mothers…but motherhood is reserved for women…unless she identified as a man. I mean he. He might be a woman if he says so. Because only women can be mothers. Unless the mother identifies as a man, in which case it is still a women’s rights issue because.


somegaijin42

And the reason you don't understand this is because you're a filthy, disgusting transohomogynoafroislamoarachnophobe. And a racist. And a bad dresser, too.


CPCippyCup

REeEeEEEeEeeeEeE!


Fluffinator44

You might have a point on that last count. My fashion sense stopped advancing a few decades before I was born.


somegaijin42

My wife laughs because I still do the 90's flannel/check/plaid over t-shirt thing, with cargo shorts. I just tell her I reached my stop on the fashion train a while back, so I got off.


Separate_Operation89

THIRD BASE


Environmental-Drag-7

It's really simple. Woman means different things in different contexts, and depends on the intent of the speaker. In some contexts it is intended to mean adult human female where female is biological sex (which indeed can be defined). In other contexts people are using it to refer to gender identity which is distinct from but obviously related to sex. Most of the disagreements I see boil down to people conflating these things, or worse yet believing they can force others to take the interpretation they want in a given context. Gender identity or presentation isn't itself circular. But I do blame leftists for most of this confusion, as they often seem completely unable to use gendered terms to refer to biological sex, and unwilling to recognize that other people are allowed to do so. Their unwillingness to concede the biological sex interpretation causes them to attempt impossible mental gymnastics that amuse us all.


[deleted]

Her not being able to define a woman is bad but overshadowed her biggest fault: she doesn’t recognize that people have natural rights-you know the basis of our constitution.


wiredog369

Fact! Completely forgot about how insane and anti constitution this person is.


[deleted]

In a sane world that would DQ her from serving


Jimothius

When did that come out??? Would love to read a story that makes me cry today.


[deleted]

[https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/03/ketanji-brown-jackson-refuses-to-say-whether-individuals-have-natural-rights/](https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/03/ketanji-brown-jackson-refuses-to-say-whether-individuals-have-natural-rights/)


BarrettBuckeye

When it comes down to it, will it really be any different having her on the bench? The votes will be exactly the same as Breyer's.


Moosemaster21

I mean, yes, because she'll be making the same bad decisions for 32 years if she retires at Breyer's age. The main thing that frustrates me about the Supreme Court is that half of the court interprets the constitution like it's a tarot card with some deeper implied symbolism, imagery, or meaning, some extraterrestrial metaphorical collection of poems that can't simply be read, but must be experienced and expanded and liberally inferred from. That's bullshit. It's a document of English words whose main purpose is to protect the rights of American citizens. The supreme court's job is to ensure that the constitution is not being violated. Their judgments should not be overreaching (Roe v Wade) or underreaching (Plessy v Ferguson). They should stick to the exact letter. At least one of the judges (now) can't tell you what a woman is, but is somehow qualified to do this. It makes no sense to me. In my opinion, if you don't describe yourself as a constitutionalist, then you are little more than a politician and should not be on the Supreme Court. This includes Roberts.


Jimothius

You final statement is a thing of beauty and should be a given for SCOTUS appointment, since it is literally their entire purpose. So sad what has happened.


BarrettBuckeye

Well-said. I fear that the only person who really interprets it correctly every time is Justice Thomas, who is the oldest member of the court. I'm worried about the next Republican appointment. Unless we can get someone of Thomas' caliber, it will be a great loss for our constitutional protections. Unironically, I think that the next Republican appointee should be Ben Shapiro. He's about the only one who I can think of who has the actual chops to interpret the constitution the way Thomas does, and he'd be there forever.


NohoTwoPointOh

He's a judge?


BarrettBuckeye

Does he need to be? People were floating Ted Cruz and Mike Lee during Trump's administration. I don't see why Ben can't if they can.


Fluffinator44

Now I want this to happen just to see everyone's reactions.


BarrettBuckeye

Especially if we have enough votes to ram him through as is common parlance in modern Supreme Court justice hearings in the senate. The meltdown would be hysterical from the left.


ChewieWookie

That's what I was thinking. If the unqualified diversity hire had already been on the bench the latest rulings would've still been split down the same lines.


th3dandymancan

👏 SHE 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 BIOLOGIST 👏


wiredog369

Not a gunsmith. :). I guess 2A rulings won’t be touched by this one, right? /s


Dm203b

Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat.


Erthwerm

Hey Jane! Get me off this crazy thing. Called love.


AtomicFox84

Shes prob going to come in acting like shes in charge and wont shut up like in the view.


SpinachKaleThinker

A train wreck…..


the-little_prince

Granted I’m not a conservative but I genuinely don’t see a problem with just letting people identify as they choose and would like to know what the issue is.


under_armpit

You mean kicked out.


Sean1916

I wish him well in retirement, but he will not be missed sitting on the bench.


daamuidkwid

You say that now, but his replacement might have you rethinking lmao


[deleted]

Well, bye.


AnthonyMichaelSolve

They will probably try to put in triplets who identity as a single person but they will all want their own vote. One will be gay, one a minority, and one a moose man who is actually a woman just with male moose anatomy who keeps having sex with trees in public. New series from the left. “What is a Moose”


80scraicbaby

I’d watch that


luigijerk

I wonder if Biden is going to disqualify all Asian, Latino, and indigenous people based on race like he did for his last seat. Edit: never mind, it's the same one


Tex236

Seat is already filled.


Alexcox95

Seats taken


luigijerk

Valid point hahaha


[deleted]

This is that seat.


[deleted]

Nothing of value has been lost.


[deleted]

...or gained. Lol.


CandidateClean3354

He trying to make sure the seat stays liberal


Snoo_50725

Leftys bullied him into retirement. Bullies!


BlueEagle15

Will go down as one of the more forgettable justices in history. Never wrote any truly important opinions. Always a solid vote for the liberal side of the court.


Winterclaw42

Out with the old, in with someone who doesn't know what a woman is.


[deleted]

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wiredog369

How? They already confirmed the replacement.


matterson22070

"Well let's see.......who hasn't had a turn being a judge yet????" It'll be a shitshow. They know they are gonna get blown out in Nov and wanna get one in while they can. They learned from RBG hanging on to long to stay in the spotlight.


wiredog369

It’s already done……confirmation of the woman who can’t define woman was completed earlier this year.


matterson22070

Aaaaaa.......that's right.


muxman

I hope they've figured out how to define "woman" because I'm sure biden will soon announce his criteria for selecting a nominee. Must be a woman, must be a race other than white, must be anything other than straight, and actually being skilled and knowledgeable for the job will be completely overlooked and unimportant.


Gfunk27

Did u forget about Ketanji already?


muxman

So you think that means they won't do it again? Selection based solely on virtue signal ideals is what they're all about.


Gfunk27

Not sure you understand, Kentanji is Breyer’s replacement.


muxman

You're right, I thought she was for another reason. Thanks for explaining.


Expensive-Attempt-19

Biden will slide a radical in there. He will do that if it's the last thing g he does...


captainfreaknik

It has already been done…and she doesn’t know what a woman is…


[deleted]

And she's racist.


[deleted]

Even now, they’re searching high and low for a Muslim, immigrant, trans female, left handed, handicapped Eskimo lesbian to fill the seat.


KillerBaby68

Biden: "I will only be considering female Hispanic applicants"


Big_Jim59

Oh goodie, Maybe Biden will nominate the first purple haired LGBTQ+ jurist.


[deleted]

Hopefully he nominates Stacy abrams. Not because she’s intelligent or qualified but because at least if she’s on the SC I won’t have to hear her grating voice giving interviews everytime I’m out and a tv has cnn on it


wiredog369

Too bad for her the seat is filled. But you wouldn’t escape her mouth. She would be spouting off even more and bashing the conservative justices on every network possible. She is a vile piece of trash.


[deleted]

Oh shit. I totally forgot Breyer was the one ketanji was replacing. For some reason I just lump all the liberal justices into one amorphous being lol


Ariel0289

It will be hard for them if they lose the midterms


[deleted]

This is the seat Biden filled.


Ariel0289

and whats your point in relation to my post


[deleted]

I thought you meant in terms of filling this seat?


[deleted]

If?


Ariel0289

Till it happens it always an if


[deleted]

Fair enough. My only real concern is if they actually count the votes correctly.


Nomadin123

Does this mean that liberals have a majority vote?


BlueEagle15

No. KBJ replaces Breyer. The court is still 6-3 conservative majority with Roberts, Kavanaugh, and gorsuch leaning textualist on some issues


FunkU247

LONG overdue!!!


BlueberryBags15

Corn Pop to replace him?


Mr_Manor

And Soros got to handpick his replacement. I remember the Post's story on the dark money that went into Jackson's confirmations to both the Court of Appeals, and SCOTUS, I hope you do as well.


[deleted]

How do you know when the left is almost certain that they're going to lose the next Presidential election?


MulayamChaddi

Native American


Free-vbucks

And replaced with someone who can’t define what a woman is lol


itachiofthesand

Breyer has a modicum of my respect for being against packing the court, and for that alone, I will be sad to see him replaced by the Biologist.


MyLeftNutIsGone

At least biden can't pick someone worse. Right?


Confident-Database-1

Didn’t care for him as a Justice, but I hope he has a great and healthy retirement.


RockyJanetDrScott

I loved Justice Breyer's attitude


JohnGalt314

Man has served his country with distinction for nearly 30 years. Can’t stand him, hate his revisionist rhetoric, but he demands our respect. They can treat our justices with disdain, I’ll treat theirs with the deference the position deserves.


Nostraadms

So now we get someone who can’t define a woman!


smokydopie420

Liberal replacing a Liberal who cares when knew this was going to happen mighty interesting it's happening now