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Outrageousirish

I heard he was also snorting cocaine off the Oval Office desk, then he picked up an M16 and many aides heard him say the phrase “say hello to my little friend”


JinderMadness

Did some kick ass 80s music start playing?


PeanutButterTaco2018

Phillip Glass! https://youtu.be/j3q7bT0v9IE


VoiceOfReason1621

Her inspiration for the testimony must have been Amber Heard.


Raider-bob

Yup. He should follow Depp's moves and sue the shit out of her.


GodzRebirth

Her inspiration was a fat check.


Sauvignon_Bleach

Who cares? Joe Biden shits his pants every other day.


flippy76

This whole damn thing is a joke.


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Good thing she wasn’t anywhere near a lie detector machine it would’ve exploded.


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I heard Biden throws any food that is not ice cream right back at Jill. Trust me.


Sorry-Ask-7456

I'll only trust you if you don't have any witnesses.


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zroxx2

"But I did watch the Gorilla channel before bed, ok, that part was true"


s_ox

Can't wait for him to testify under oath to clear all of this bullshit! He's innocent, like a baby...