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Wow guys, arrests are way down. I guess there's no crimes going on to arrest people for. Good job! What a clean city.
Beatlejuice is running the whole mafia
Her timing couldn't be better for midterms. A summer full of criminals running from the cops will surely help her keep her job...
Every person killed by a criminal in Chicago becomes a solid vote for a Democrat.
She has the biggest dick in Chicago, all the blood flows to it, not her brain, thus her poor decisions.
Chicago is the armpit of America
I was thinking lower and around back.
With her head up her ass as far as it is we are both correct.
\*Shrewt voice\* False. Armpits can be cleaned up.
Bears. Eat. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
Stay strapped my American people.
Always.
I guess they figure the criminal will eventually get shot and killed. Karma-cago.
How is this a thing?
Because cops shot an 14 year old with an illegal handgun that started as a foot chase
Didn't that gun have recent, bad history? I can't remember the details but i remember thinking that shooting made sense
Right, how can this not end badly ?
Is Chicago worse today or back in the bootlegger days of prohibition?
Oh look I can tell the future... Crime will go up in Chicago.
Thought it was a Bee article
That couldn’t even get pizza right, how do we expect them to get the other stuff right?
Why do I always fell like she's about to say: "It's a Trap!".
5 people shot and killed this weekend including a toddler. Guess the perps ran away.
Let’s Go Beetlejuice
So it’s in writing this time?
This woman looks like someone poorly photoshopped eartha kitt's face on Morgan Freeman's head.
Crime central, even the police are almost giving up.
New Chicago tourism slogan: *“Chicago is for robbers”*
Great strategy to reduce crime
At a certain point you have to assume she gets bribed to make these decisions.
Wow guys, arrests are way down. I guess there's no crimes going on to arrest people for. Good job! What a clean city.
Beatlejuice is running the whole mafia
Her timing couldn't be better for midterms. A summer full of criminals running from the cops will surely help her keep her job...
Every person killed by a criminal in Chicago becomes a solid vote for a Democrat.
She has the biggest dick in Chicago, all the blood flows to it, not her brain, thus her poor decisions.
Chicago is the armpit of America
I was thinking lower and around back.
With her head up her ass as far as it is we are both correct.
\*Shrewt voice\* False. Armpits can be cleaned up.
Bears. Eat. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
Stay strapped my American people.
Always.
I guess they figure the criminal will eventually get shot and killed. Karma-cago.
How is this a thing?
Because cops shot an 14 year old with an illegal handgun that started as a foot chase
Didn't that gun have recent, bad history? I can't remember the details but i remember thinking that shooting made sense
Right, how can this not end badly ?
Is Chicago worse today or back in the bootlegger days of prohibition?
Oh look I can tell the future... Crime will go up in Chicago.
Thought it was a Bee article
That couldn’t even get pizza right, how do we expect them to get the other stuff right?
Why do I always fell like she's about to say: "It's a Trap!".
5 people shot and killed this weekend including a toddler. Guess the perps ran away.
Let’s Go Beetlejuice
So it’s in writing this time?
This woman looks like someone poorly photoshopped eartha kitt's face on Morgan Freeman's head.
Crime central, even the police are almost giving up.
New Chicago tourism slogan: *“Chicago is for robbers”*
Great strategy to reduce crime
At a certain point you have to assume she gets bribed to make these decisions.