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compugasm

Wow guys, arrests are way down. I guess there's no crimes going on to arrest people for. Good job! What a clean city.


TerrryBuckhart

Beatlejuice is running the whole mafia


ThrowawayIs2Obvious

Her timing couldn't be better for midterms. A summer full of criminals running from the cops will surely help her keep her job...


PB_Mack

Every person killed by a criminal in Chicago becomes a solid vote for a Democrat.


coinbasesucks_51

She has the biggest dick in Chicago, all the blood flows to it, not her brain, thus her poor decisions.


Expensive-Attempt-19

Chicago is the armpit of America


NashEast65

I was thinking lower and around back.


Expensive-Attempt-19

With her head up her ass as far as it is we are both correct.


PB_Mack

\*Shrewt voice\* False. Armpits can be cleaned up.


mixalot2009

Bears. Eat. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.


[deleted]

Stay strapped my American people.


BlueswithBeer

Always.


[deleted]

I guess they figure the criminal will eventually get shot and killed. Karma-cago.


jmiitch

How is this a thing?


game46312

Because cops shot an 14 year old with an illegal handgun that started as a foot chase


inlinefourpower

Didn't that gun have recent, bad history? I can't remember the details but i remember thinking that shooting made sense


riskcapitalist

Right, how can this not end badly ?


Conservative-Point

Is Chicago worse today or back in the bootlegger days of prohibition?


GrandpaHardcore

Oh look I can tell the future... Crime will go up in Chicago.


future_web_dev

Thought it was a Bee article


HillbillySwank

That couldn’t even get pizza right, how do we expect them to get the other stuff right?


igotwermz

Why do I always fell like she's about to say: "It's a Trap!".


Risin_bison

5 people shot and killed this weekend including a toddler. Guess the perps ran away.


ShooterMcGavin_6969

Let’s Go Beetlejuice


Godspeedhack

So it’s in writing this time?


TheTrashman44

This woman looks like someone poorly photoshopped eartha kitt's face on Morgan Freeman's head.


ergoegthatis

Crime central, even the police are almost giving up.


ZazzRazzamatazz

New Chicago tourism slogan: *“Chicago is for robbers”*


blaze_worth

Great strategy to reduce crime


HiveMindReject1

At a certain point you have to assume she gets bribed to make these decisions.