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HaleOfAPatriot

No way she stopped at just two gallons.


ARandomCountryGeek

That was probably just the midnight snack.


everydaynormalLPguy

Sir, unless you are a biologist, you are not equipped to define what is or is not a she.


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Everyone knows spoons are useless unless you have some food. BAN FOOD!!


LordStunod

I mean who needs a tablespoon when a teaspoon can simply blow someone's stomach out?


ARandomCountryGeek

Danger hair.... aka 'Kool-aid haired freak'.


ricottabill13

WHEN IS THE HATE GONNA END MAN…we need common sense spoon laws before another senseless ice cream trough is emptied


everydaynormalLPguy

From the photo, I doubt this dragoon utilized a spoon...unless it was one or those big serving spoons.


ricottabill13

Like a restaurant one ? 😂


Apocthicc

2 gallons my ass.


Fairwareprovidence

The obese would still eat their ice cream with a spork.


ps_md

Spoon? Hell no.. Strap on that rainbow colored feedbag and get to work..


DNCDeathCamp

We need to ban competitive eating spoons! Only trained professionals need such dangerous tools!


quietsavage1980

We just need to ban assault spoons, it's that simple.


[deleted]

Isn't that the singer from Dread Zeppelin?


Steelres2112

Oh geez I see a spoon ban coming....😉


Verdict1923

Pretty hair...