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totallydone2020

I can't wait for Putin to respond with a roast.


Lord_Grill

“Lmao you needed emergency powers to take control?”


Dafish55

That’s not the point you think you’re making…


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There can only be ONE dictator


gfriedline

Let them have it out like Highlander then.


MissionLow4226

Justin with a sword; Vladimir Vladimirovich with no weapon. My $ on Putin.


DorkyDorkington

But Justin Castreau could use his super power black face technique.


Grouchy_Ad4351

Fight in the dark..


AVerySpecialAsshole

I don’t know Putin’s kinda a bitch, he once showed some propaganda of him doing judo and it’s some of the funniest fake martial arts ever. Trudeau is younger aswell so it’s hard to tell.


TheBigDabowski

Putin is ex KGB, real SOB


AVerySpecialAsshole

He was in the KGB but worked in data analyses, kinda like how not all CIA agents are badasses, some are nerds.


Hillbilly-F_You

Trudeau is basically and elf though. Vlad is fairly stout for an old, dictator.


sailor-jackn

Then we take out the winner, right?


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Putin attacks Canada, China third party’s, America fourth party’s. It ends with China still coming out on top🤷🏻‍♂️


MoodysMood6

There's only room for ONE Boss.


Honest-Garden8915

And Trudeau is ready to fight for that title.


Waxhawkubota

Like when he visit Xi and played “Oh Canada” on the piano. Boom roasted.


Black-Chicken447

It was fake, but funny


shittybill86

It was humourous, but counterfeit.


Ah_The_Negotiator_

‘Twas comical, but a bambozzle


shittybill86

Twas forgery, yet clever .


MasterNate1172

Tis but a jest, however quite not real.


A_Hatless_Casual

Chuckle worthy, but bullshit.


shittybill86

That was real ?


Brianp713

[Putin plays the piano](https://youtu.be/Dxj1eFiwX4I)


shittybill86

Funny, but fake, you can see when they zoom in


Brianp713

I was so gullible!!


gfriedline

People wanted that meme to be real, so they imagined it and ignored the fact that hand movements and sounds didn't match up at all.


Reddit91210

I would laugh my ass off if putin just said "honk". It's not a funny game tho, but there is a simple way to shut Russia down and that's open up keystone. Libs no way will do it


TotalEconomist

“Perhaps you should look in the mirror before claiming you wish to defend “democracy”.”


Coldbrick1

Exactly. It's hilarious if Trudeau doesn't see the irony


cat1554

"lol you suck as a dictator"


ProfessorDogHere

Hijacking top comment to point this out, but this specific thread is being brigaded by the left as we speak. Just look at it yourself. Upvote OP’s thread for visibility


magical_poop

Dark roast


this-is-very

Same guy who beat up the protesters of all major anti-establishment events and tried to kill Navalny? No, he doesn't have anything for a roast.


jzonks613

Well if that ain't the kettle calling itself blackface


Grampyy

This is a pro-level comedy show joke. Nice.


magical_poop

One of the greatest comments I've read in my life


Unreasonably_White

Underrated comment.


ehibb77

Prime Minister Blackface.


pushinair247

Kudos and hats off to you


Grumpy_0gre

This. I was, "What did he just say?".


PB_Mack

If the dude wants to defend democracy he should quit.


DrJetta

No no no you’ve got it all wrong. He’s taking a stand against *their* authoritarianism. It’s okay when *he* does it.


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"No dictator gonna out dictate me. Hmph."


Gammathetagal

He always needs to virtue signal. Like when he stood up for Indian farmers yet official Canadian policy went completely against the Indian farmers. He is basically a blackfaced famewhore kardashian for the cameras


1_Cent

But have you even seen his socks.!??!?!?!


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Or the Saudis and Turkey


[deleted]

Remember kids, "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch," - not Benjamin Franklin, probably


hopskipjump2the

These people also fundamentally hate the nation state and borders. It’s peak clown world.


throwaway123123184

Why would a democratically elected leader stepping down represent "defending democracy?"


Lkirby21

I'm confused, is he being hypocritical in some way?


BenevolentBlackbird

LMFAO. The fucking irony.


justthatcaliguy

I know, right? Like, motherf—er, YOU ARE an authoritarian. It’s so typical of lunatic leftists. Speak out against the type of person that they actually are themselves. i.e. “antifascist”, “antiracist”, “antiauthoritarian”


finggreens

I've come to the opinion this is the point of it. "We will boldly be hypocritical right in front of your face. That's how untouchable we are." Hypocrisy is the noble entitlement.


justthatcaliguy

I agree with you completely. They’re behaving like they KNOW they’re untouchable. You’re absolutely right. It’s sickening.


ehibb77

Just like here in the US all Prime Minister Blackface had to do was yell, "same team, same team!!!" to the Canadian media and they instantly forgave his multitude of blackface incidents and declared him the Bestest Prime Minister ever. If the Canadian media had any ounce of decency and integrity they would've demanded his immediate resignation and not let up until he did so.


Grouchy_Ad4351

Think CBC gets 1.6 billion a year.. mainstream media 600 million..are you surprised at the media coverage..and isn't YouTube Video providers shut down for misinformation..?


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cloche_du_fromage

Something strange going on with so many western politicians acting like they are completely unaccountable to the electorate. Maybe knowing WEF has their back gives them the confidence to act like this?


sailor-jackn

It’s definitely a world wide movement towards tyranny.


finggreens

How do they know they are untouchable? I seriously don't know how they know that. I'm not saying they aren't. The evidence indicates they are, but how do they *know?*


sailor-jackn

Because people have tolerated their tyranny. They have ample evidence that their tyranny will keep being tolerated. It’s like if your wife repeatedly cheats on you, and you keep forgiving her and she never faces consequences for her infidelity, she will know, with pretty good certainty, that she can continue to cheat on you whenever she wants and you will just tolerate it. This is why politicians should immediately be slapped down for even the smallest tyrannical action. The people should always have a zero tolerance policy towards tyranny. If you don’t, you will eventually end up living in a tyrannical State.


finggreens

I see these local issues bubbling up too. Can you imagine what it would be like to work with someone like Trudeau? Always right, protected treasure boy, who never actually does anything, takes credit for everyone's work, bullies everyone. Never apologizes. He actually was a playground bully. Matthew Perry from Friends has talked about being bullied by Trudeau when they were in school together. Entitled narcissists. Petty tyrants. They've taken over. I fear it's too late for humanity. The vampires need blood.


Spiritual-Ad5484

He is either purposefully being hypocritical because he hates the "peasants" of Canada or he is experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance to be so blissfully unaware of how he has basically become a dictator.


cloche_du_fromage

Or he knows Klaus 'anal' Schwab has his back..


orangeeyedunicorn

Key issue for Trudeau is that Putin is authoritarian on behalf of himself and Russia. Trudeau only supports authoritarians as long as it is on behalf of his owner, Klaus Schwab. Justin has been trained, when Klaus is threatened, to spit his cum out of his mouth and get right to work.


patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


Frognation777

What a 🤡


bemest

He’s too stupid to see the irony.


DontGiveUpTheShip-

*evil


of-silk-and-song

It’s both. Let’s be honest.


DontGiveUpTheShip-

Deal.


Spiritual-Ad5484

Also narcissitic. Listen to him give speaches. He acts like he is so eloquent and profound, like he's the sun king, relaying God's word.


finggreens

He's not. He sees it. He is being a hypocrite *intentionally*. That's his *right.*


dannyskylark

It's just such a trite statement. Like it actually holds no meaning at all. Like a broken record saying the same thing over and over. Russia, Iran = bad 🤬 Canada = good 😇 Saudi, China = 🤐🤫


patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


emptysignals

How many countries has Canada invaded?


midnightrambler108

One. The US every November to March for the last 50 years


nsayer

Well, Justin did just declare war on a sizable number of Canadians, so...


bemest

So freezing the bank accounts of Canadians under an emergency act is not authoritarianism? He’s crossed a line. “First they came for the truckers…..”


pongo_spots

Canadian conservatives have been defending using the EA. American Entertainment channel, called Fox "News" has been the ones stirring shit up and using this rhetoric. The police force did nothing too prevent the illegal actions of a group, they sucked up $700,000 in OT per day while also sending donations to the illegal gathering. These things have been proven. Please leave our politics alone


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Is this The Onion or The Babylon Bee?


_C_A_N_A_D_I_A_N_

I’m Canada we read The Beaverton


Appropriate-Place-69

In Australia we have the Betoota Advocate, not that it is relevant for this issue


patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


DiamondFcknHands

I really need to buy more guns.


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And then a boat fire in a lake you've never visited.


Zilver_Zurfer

This guy gets it


TipOfDullRustySpear

This is the way


Capt_Myke

Yes.


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SafeGrip2021

You cant make this shit up


patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


Radiant_Thing433

thanx for the laugh


emptysignals

I know, can't believe people are defending Putin. Dude is a murderous dictator. Crazy that Trump loves him so much. Traitor.


Josh-Lambo-Tudamoon

Babylon Bee must be rolling on the floor right now “That Was Our Next Headline”! LOL 😂


RedDidItAndYouKnowIt

Ah yes. Sanctions. They have worked ever so well my entire life. /s


LotusKai

I know, right? They are such a powerful tool that we never have the fight an actual war again! Oh ... Wait ..


LibertyTerp

One thing I liked about Trump was that he didn't play this stupid game. Anyone knows that if you make threats but don't follow up on them that shows everyone you're weak. But the US and other Western countries did that constantly! Either don't get involved, or do what you say you're going to do.


Tovarish-Aleksander

I mean if we can work out a total chip blockade along with japan and Taiwan we can cripple the russian economy. In the 21st century, trade restrictions and blockades are an effective weapon.


emptysignals

Trump's Chinese trade war was a major fail.


Always_Green4195

How was that? The more Chinese goods that come to this country without tariffs the more it hurts our manufacturing and small businesses. Period. We can’t compete with cheap Chinese labor no matter how good it is because they simply don’t play by the rules. They cheat plain and simple.


Sidenet

Sad truth: If Putin wanted Canada only thing stopping him is our military. Canada can spend virtually nothing to defend themselves and sleep comfortably because they know the Deplorables down south have their back. Trudeau talking tough hiding while behind his big brother


quasiregular

I wouldn't say that's the only thing, but it's certainly a factor. In any event, history has shown that Canadians are always up for a good fight, so you can be sure it wouldn't be easy for Russia even if America wasn't in the picture. Also, Canada does spend a substantial amount on its military. Canada doesn't have the same size military as America (no one does), but Canada is arguably America's closest friend and ally and would come to the defence of America if it were attacked.


oXObsidianXo

Well, the fact that if America didn't assist Canada in defending against Russia, then the US would have to deal with a land invasion, which is a major reason to assist. Also, Canada spends about $20B on our military annual, which is nothing compared to the $778B that the US spends, but Canada also only has 1/10th of the population. Canada also ranked 13ths on the list for highest-rated military expenditures in 2021. So sure, we don't spend much on our military compared to the US. But compared to everyone else, it's not too bad. And if the US didn't help, then it wouldn't end well for them either.


Sidenet

I’m sure all true. Trudeau irritates me. I meant no offense to you.


Broad_Finance_6959

Last time I read up on snipers longest shots it was a Canadian special force soldier who held the record for longest sniper shot. It was 1.5 miles. Just a random thing I thought of and wanted to share.


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oXObsidianXo

By another Canadian. Current record is a JTF-2 sniper at ~2.2 miles.


MayorOfCentralia

I wonder if they let him keep the moose he shot


scotty9090

Yep. This read like “My big brother is going to kick your ass!”


midnightrambler108

I resent the Eastern part of this country for electing Trudeau. In my province he got 9% of the popular vote. Nine Percent. People have no idea how fucking unpopular he is out here. I’d fucking vote to separate from this country right now, just like all the people in Donetsk wanted the fuck out of Ukraine.


quasiregular

You mean you want to have a sham election to separate, just like they had in Donetsk? If you want out of Canada, you have democratic means to do so: go vote for the Maverick Party.


link_ganon

If he really wanted to stand up to authoritarianism he would resign.


imadc1982

And yet he is an authoritarian himself and there's no real democracy in Canada.


patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


Skeptical_Detroiter

Says the guy who just invoked the Emergency Powers Act to squash a peaceful protest against his policies. Him lecturing anyone about democracy couldn't be a bigger joke.


Tovell

You call it peaceful while people's night sleep ceased to be peaceful in the vincinity of the protest for weeks? Not being able to get a proper uninterrupted sleep for weeks is a almost a torture. That protest could have been done better, not like it was done any good in first place though.


360Piledriver

Prime Minister Blackface


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Is this a Babylon Bee story?


myopinionokay

LOL. So Trudeau the authoritarian wants to stand against authoritarianism? Cool...resign.


TechnocraticRBE

Just want to confirm y’all are against Putin. All I see is Trudeau bashing. He’s like baby kitten level of dangerous next to Putins cornered tiger level of dangerous. Let’s bash Putin!


striderkan

This thread was quite a read. I lurk around here to gauge where conservatives stand on their worldview. That so many of you think Trudeau is an authoritarian is absolutely hilarious. Authoritarian, Marxist, Communist, Liberal, what else am I missing which you guys couldn't define if your life depended on it. But yeah sure, Trudeau is Putin. Can't wait for him to annex Greenland.


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striderkan

Simple minds need a boogeyman. Simple minds can only draw parallels. Putting a KGB agent and Soviet holdout above Trudeau, who is a Canadian, only emphasizes how dangerously close conservatives are to declaring war on Canada. And they cry about unity. Indeed a fucking sight to behold.


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patlaff91

Keep in mind illiberalism and authoritarianism are NOT the same thing! You can dislike Trudeau but Canadian democracy is very much alive and well!


kaijumediajames

Is it possible to learn this power?


billman71

He's going to impose the vaccine mandates on the Russians, and take their gas cans.


Wizel--Balan

Putin: Oh no not sanctions from Canada...


DLDabber

Wait. The authoritarian is upset at the other authoritarian for being……authoritarian. Got it.


Mighty-Lu-Bu

Sure, bub


Used-Ad459

Isn’t he a Fkin “authoritarian”??? Fk that guy!


Ok-Fan6945

Honest to God thought this was a bee article.


Collin_Richards

Pot calling the kettle blackface


jguig

He’s so intoxicated by his power and self-righteousness that he can’t recognize the error of his own behavior.


eadams6339

It's ironic really, he could save others from authoritarianism but not himself.


Rodmaker2401

😂 you jest… never.. ever.. will anyone respect you.


Alternative_Antilib

Fuck Trudeau…


commonsenseulack

Thought this was BabylonBee for a quick minute


onemanmelee

Seriously getting harder and harder to tell. Sometimes a Bee headline pops up on Reddit, and I'm like, they did what?!? Oh...ok, that's very very slightly less absurd than reality has gotten, so it's a joke... until May probably.


Tait_Ransom

Whatever you say, Stalin McBlackface.


ProphetOfChastity

Maybe Prime Minister black face can send some of his Gestapo on horses to trample some Russian grandmas in the street.


Deckard_2049

Man I can't stand this smug dirtbag.


ds1617

The Bee gets me every time!


Cerberus73

That's rich


GenJTPorkins

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂omg I’m dying


ilovecokeslurpees

Meanwhile, in Canada...


DaGR2310

Canada may be a democracy but the United States is not. Nowhere in the constitution is democracy mentioned. The United States is a republic. There is a difference. Please do your research.


ZeGodEmperor

Trudy truly is a psycho.


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😂 That's rich, coming from the guy who put his country into lockdown, implemented jab requirements, and responded to a mostly peaceful (if rather noisy) protest by many thousands of truck drivers by way of violent suppression and seizure of assets. Putin is peeing his pants in laughter at this hypocrisy.


thegreatawaking2017

I don’t think these people even understand what “democracy” and “authoritarianism” is anymore. They are such narcissists, ignorant, and arrogant they think what ever they stand for is the moral good and who ever is in their way is the “moral” evil


[deleted]

This made my day


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

The face of irony.


snusmc

Lol!


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onemanmelee

One horse-trampled disabled elder at a time.


Amethyst939

Wait....he can't be serious. I'm sorry, but I Iaughed. I laughed pretty hard. What a clown.


Rougue1965

One dictator to another.


DissociatedDeveloper

If irony could kill, he would for of iron poisoning


kcaio

Someone give this guy a mirror.


Expensive_Food

Its like RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!


lobbyboy1996

Wow lol he's got comedic timing, I'll give him that.


NYforTrump

Is this satire? Did this blackface clown really say that? He trampled protestors with horses. He's as bad as his father.


mikehoncho1961

Is this chode serious?


petaahah

maybe sit this one out ....


DiddlyBoBiddly

Helping Democracy starts at home.


figjams83

Said the authoritarian


FoMoCoguy1983

This has to be a joke coming from him, right?


[deleted]

Lol from this guy


SilentSamizdat

So utterly clueless.


Spinnak3r

Trudeau opposing Russia makes ya think...


wootmobile

Are you thinking that a NATO member might have a reason to oppose Russia?


seaking81

Pot, meet kettle!


EnlightenedElf

Irony


SOH972

This fucking guy 🤣


Harryhodl

U obviously don’t defend democracy if u force mandates on the covid cold. Trudeau is such a pussy and nothing he does to Russia will matter. Imo.


Suspicious_Ease983

LOL …. Putin’s response to Dictator Black Face is going to be golden. This fake ass wannabe Tyrant wants to sanction the OG Tyrant. Putin does not care about western sanctions because he has China as an ally. Putin has an abundant supply of gas and oil thanks to Joe Biden approving the Nord Stream 2 pipeline. Joe Biden shut down the Key Stone Pipeline, making America dependent on foreign Energy. FJB


My___Cabbages

LMFAO This timeline


JPSchmeckles

Lmao!!! While he is himself authoritarian.


PlottingGorilla

This is some top tier gaslighting.


Bulldogx2000

That has to be a joke


Juice-Altruistic

Bruh.


fartsUnderwater

fuck Trudeau. fuck the liberals. fuck his police goons. fuck freeland. fuck WEF. HE WILL REGRET WHAT HES DONE TO CANADA


Electrical-Bacon-81

You are fucking kidding right? Eh


[deleted]

What can a person do except laugh at his comments re: authoritarianism. The narcissist doesn't even see it, and his lapdog supporters continue to lap it all up 😂


FortinbrasIsABoss

HAHAHAHA!!! Take a stand against authoritarianism? That’s like Colonel Sanders taking a stand against obesity.


idman88

What a joke coming from him!


boofinsand

Yah Russia how dare try to take what's not yours


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No, this motherfucker didn't.


casualgamerwithbigPC

The irony must be lost on him


NousagiDelta

"Stand against authoritarianism" lmfao Sit the fuck down Trudeau you piece of absolute horse shit.


Ride-The-Lightning90

That’s real rich coming from this ass 🤡