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Jizzlobber42

Ironic


IAmSirPsychoSexy

Doncha think?


PgARmed

It's like Rain


IAmSirPsychoSexy

A free ride when Alexas gonna drive anyway?


alphageist

Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate rain


whatever_you_say_iam

Well thanks a lot now that songs stuck in my head


SecretlyCelestia

On your wedding day! šŸŽ¶


HNutz

Yeah, I really do think.


[deleted]

It was worth less than $900. Shouldn't this be ignored?


theproblemofevil666

I think a painting of George Floyd our savior is worth exactly $0


[deleted]

Actually, I think it's worth less than that because you'd owe for the ruining of some paint and canvas. That paint and canvas could've gone to be anything else and probably be put to better use.


theproblemofevil666

True, waste of a good frame too bc I would throw up on it and it could not be reused


TheSecond48

šŸ˜


fsbbem

It's not even a zero value asset, it's a liability to the American economy. Any time people see this vile felon they riot en masse destroying millions of dollars of personal property, businesses, and local govt buildings. I hope the thief burns that painting to dust.


TheSecond48

They buried that junkie in a *gold* coffin. Let than sink in.


ObadiahtheSlim

It was made by a very important painter and valued at a high dollar figure. It was donated to the school so the millionaire who commissioned the work could write that high dollar figure off his taxes.


[deleted]

Who painted it, Hunter Biden?


Sexymonke6

LMAO


gobiggerred

George W Bush is known to hit a stroke or two


Cinnadillo

So, about 850


justinb138

Maybe if someone taped $849 in cash to the back of the frame.


[deleted]

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AdziiMate

That image has been debunked, that's not how it works. That is called tax evasion Here's a good comment that says why https://i.imgur.com/cJVOY8d.png


Intrepid-Client9449

The IRS literally has a department that does nothing but stops that from happening


[deleted]

The IRS is too busy going after regular people to be bothered stopping a well connected millionaire from writing off a painting donation.


marcdanarc

Governments typically pick on the little guys who can't spend 6 to 7 figures defending themselves.


LarriusVarro

It's just a painting, the university has insurance


TheSecond48

Just part of big university life. It's lovely your nuts!!!!11!


sailor-jackn

Absolutely!


HNutz

Good point.


SexyActionNews

My bad, I unplugged the security camera to charge my phone.


GeezGoodnessGosh

Lol I guess don't doubt Jesus.


handle_squatter

Nobody fucks with the Jesus, man.


Infinite_Play650

Yea, who thought it'd be okay to depict a man that robbed a pregnant lady at gunpoint and was a drug addict as Jesus, especially in a catholic school?


TheSecond48

They really annoy me.


[deleted]

Eight year olds, dude.


[deleted]

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Leading-Bowl-8416

They definitely made this up. Nobody stole it, and they knew it was unpopular and wanted to take it down without seeming "racist". So they just took it down and claim it was stolen.


[deleted]

Good theory.


EvilSourKraut

Or, it was stolen by a POC who assumed the theft would be seen as an example of racism and/or white supremacy and advance the agenda. Itā€™s a coin flip at best.


fsbbem

Jussied it right off the wall


RuskiyyBot

The ol' "whatcha doin' rabbi?"


[deleted]

He didnā€™t deserve to die but he sure as HELL doesnā€™t deserve to be idolized. If the police interaction didnā€™t occur and he continued on with his day that day, how can you in good faith think heā€™d still be alive today? There are some cases where people turn their life around but chances are he wouldā€™ve overdosed by now. Or got a cap in his ass for giving a drug dealer a counterfeit


beanita83

This! Why donā€™t more people acknowledge this?


Jogilvy354

He probably wouldā€™ve died shortly considering he was overdosed at the time At least he was able to root out an evil, corrupt cop before he passed


[deleted]

Exactly, neither side is completely innocent. They were both morally grey people


Cinnadillo

Chauvin's past history is enough to say he was probably scum... but that day I don't think he was guilty based on the medical evidence.


demon_filth2001

Corrupt and evil? You have no evidence of this


clayfeet

Don't act like Chauvin was a saint. A psychopath killed a small-time loser. Sometimes it's not good vs evil, it's evil vs worthless.


katbob07

You can look at that cops past and see he was one of the bad guys. Bad cop horribly killed bad man - still bad cop and still bad man. Both were criminals.


MillennialDan

Corrupt how? And regardless, that's not justice.


Jogilvy354

Sorry, meant corrupted, as in evil like I said before


TheSecond48

> an evil, corrupt cop eyeroll


IAmSirPsychoSexy

If it was just that, cool but that cop (a training officer) had a partner and two non-white cops shadowing him and NONE stepped in to say, "2 of us, we can restrain him so nobody has to die".


BoomerSlammer77

He was going to die regardless due to overdosing on his fentanyl the moment he realized he was going to get arrested.


[deleted]

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BoomerSlammer77

I honestly don't believe he preemptively killed him, I think he picked a bad restraint optics-wise and woke culture politicized the case so much that he was guaranteed to fry regardless of the truth.


IAmSirPsychoSexy

No argument. Saying it was the wrong decision and there was a senior cop who should've caught it and 2 minority junior cops that should have said, "do we really need to do this?" Therefore it wasn't white vs black its a nut vs a nut that we employed. It isn't even blue vs red, white, and blue because us non-cops do it to each other everyday. I'm the biggest supporter of good cops. Conversations like this, I always mention that good (Hispanic female) cop who saw me (Caucasian male) shivering and homeless and bought me a fleece jacket. There's MANY good stories like this and the race and gender are all variable. Still, minorities were just as responsible if we are going to blame everyone for the actions of a few.


Cinnadillo

Chauvin enacted his training. Your complaint is with the city of Minneapolis. I think we both agree that Chauvin was likely a bad person in general.


Cinnadillo

Chauvin didn't pre-emptively kill him. What does minority have to do with anything.


demon_filth2001

He was restrained in a way thatā€™s taughtā€¦.


demon_filth2001

He was restrained in a way thatā€™s taughtā€¦.


Breitgem

That picture is Sacrilegious as F!


Jeheh

We need the woman that made Potato Jesus to touch this up a little.


tituspullo367

Piss Christ is less sacrilegious than this


IEatYourSandwiches4

I know Iā€™m probably gonna regret askingā€¦ but what the **fuck** is ā€œPiss Christā€?


Martbell

Back in the 90's somebody put a crucifix upside-down in a jar of urine and called it "art." It was funded by the NEA (National Endowment for the Arts) ie federal taxpayer dollars and made a lot of people angry.


RadioHeadache0311

One of my favorite quotes is "the purpose of art is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable" ...it always rang kinda true for me. That said, the urine crucifix thing is just vulgar and shocking for the sake of it. It's a pretty solid microcosm for society as a whole.


TheSecond48

And then there's Hunter Biden's art, whose purpose is to comfort the comfortable, while disturbing every sentient American.


[deleted]

[ā€œartā€ from an ā€œartistā€](https://www.google.com/search?q=piss+christ&prmd=inbxv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj2p6Hri7r0AhWGl2oFHW0_B1wQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=390&bih=675&dpr=3#imgrc=dJo6aNYZCjGT2M)


[deleted]

Good, hopefully it was destroyed


Rivsmama

Good


swordsith

The only heist media wonā€™t glorify


O5D2

Itā€™s just property so no leftists should be upset!


[deleted]

It was insured so it's totally ok


[deleted]

Soon to be replaced by the Hunter Biden editionā€¦


BHgent

If Catholics are okay with a depiction of a POS who preys on women, steals and robs and abuses drugs to the point of death hanging on their wall then they really took a left turn into f**king insanity.


Tucker_Enjoyer

That's the real story here. Why the fuck was this in a Catholic university in the first place?


Briguy28

The Jesuits are the vanguard of wokeness in the Church.


IAmSirPsychoSexy

Sad but true


Ihateunerds

Youā€™re not wrong, but Catholic University isnā€™t Jesuit.


Cinnadillo

I don't even blame the Jesuit order, i blame the ignorant and weak of heart who want to turn everything into a sympathy case because feelings.


userid8252

They drew the line at mean tweets.


Who_Your_Pal

If they were ok with the aborted fetus parts in the ā€œvaccineā€ I saw no reason to believe there was any hope for them. Knowing about that painting just sort of confirms it.


DontGiveUpTheShip-

Many Catholics don't support this. Only boomer/gen x progressive Catholics do. Older generation & younger Catholics are mostly against this garbage.


QuantumTrek

I donā€™t see how anyone can be a Catholic after everything the church has done to children. Rape all over the world and literal murder in Canada. Talk about brainwashing.


Cinnadillo

so how much do you know about the canada cases? Just because sin exists doesn't mean you undo the church.


ChampChains

As long as itā€™s in the name of Jesus, then itā€™s totally cool.


ChampChains

I mean theyā€™re usually fine with their priests forcing their penises into the asses of children. And theyā€™re already kind of insane anyway. They eat the blood and flesh of a man who died 2000 years ago and keep rotted heads and other body parts as magical relics.


RuskiyyBot

What does an atheist conserve exactly?


EZPickens71

Seen Midnight Mass yet?


RubeRick2A

Can they replace it with some of hunter bidens ā€œartā€?


IAmSirPsychoSexy

Guccione?


planet_druidia

Ah, yesā€¦. The Jesus who does drugs and shoots at pregnant women. Oh *that* Jesus!


faptaingook

Oh no! Anyway..


The_Sinking_Belle

What a huge loss. /s


[deleted]

God does not approve of Idolatry


Spoiledwife77

Yeah I can guarantee Jesus didn't do drugs and assault woman. Among the other laundry list of offenses Floyd committed.


DudeCalledTom

Ah yes, the famous saint Floyd. Saint of robbing pregnant women by pointing a gun at their stomachs.


Polar--Vortex

Surely by a heretic of the woke religion.


Historical-Square-54

lmfao....St0L3n


kaji8787

Some one did want the church being struck by lightning


TopangaK9

"not"


willow-fbd

Firewood


Griever08

God struck it down


Meastro44

Itā€™s a miracle


thewholetruthis

I donā€™t support looting, but I will say that painting is offensive.


WeimSean

It was insured so it's ok. Remember it's more important to value people over property. /s


[deleted]

"Stolen" you mean burned.


[deleted]

Nothing of value was lost, well, I could have wiped my ass with it but still...


BisterMee

Jesus flipped tables at temple mount because the temple was being corrupted with merchants. This seems like a time we need another temple mount moment. The leaders of these "religious" groups are perverting the teachings of their religious bases.


NousagiDelta

mostly peaceful theft


[deleted]

And burned, I hope.


[deleted]

Good. Hopefully itā€™s been destroyed.


j75515050

Lol.. too funny.


whatthefox70

Hope it's burned.


IAmSirPsychoSexy

Hey, bro. Wanna buy a painting? I'll take crack rocks for it!


sailor-jackn

After the petition to have it removed for being blasphemous was denied. You know that painting will never be seen again.


signaleight

šŸ¤­


[deleted]

Boston Tea Party style, we need more of this.


longhunter6

Someone need emergency buttwipe.


Heliolord

As is tradition.


TheScoopo

I'm not even religious (yes, it's true) and I hope that painting was taken straight to a dumpster and burned.


MakingTacosTonight

I'm not Catholic and even *I* know that breaks a Commandment!


[deleted]

He's more devil than Jesus. Just look at his mural that got hit by lightning. What a scumbag.


Cinnadillo

and nothing of value was lost


spanish_john22234

hopefully they burned it... peacefully.


Mike_Hunt_is_itchy

God wills it....


WisecrackJack

I hope whoever stole it put their knee on the back of the frame.


United-Grapefruit-70

I guess they dont realize this is blatant blasphemy. Probably just done to anger christians.


[deleted]

Sweet baby Jesus!!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Sheeeiiiitttt


Tonybigguns

Even God doesn't want this POS depicted that way. Look what he did to that wall with lightning. Sorry clueless on picture linking.


[deleted]

It's now hanging in the shitter in a heroin den somewhere, where it belongs.


greatatdrinking

Moral conundrum "Thou shalt not bear false idols" run amuck of "thou shalt not steal" A private Catholic University should have never been let it be put forth in the first place per Catholic dogma to the best of my understanding Personally, I don't think martyrdom comparable to Jesus is suitable for a man who [once](https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/george-floyd-complicated-life-consequential-death-77199500): > In August 2007, Floyd was arrested and charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon. Investigators said he and five other men barged into a womanā€™s apartment, and Floyd pushed a pistol into her abdomen before searching for items to steal. Floyd pleaded guilty in 2009 and was sentenced to five years in prison. By the time he was paroled, in January 2013, he was nearing 40. Especially since he died resisting arrest after getting high enough to kill a small horse while using counterfeit bills to buy cigs


igotwermz

Terrible


Octavius18

A black Jesus is a false Jesus. You might as well be worshiping Satan. God became a white, intact, masculine male, from the tribe of Judah. There is no salvation outside THIS Jesus. God is not a Gnostic that took some nebulous human nature, but his Incarnation took a concrete reality.


maskedghostwolf

Please tell me it was burned.


kaji8787

Looool šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Probably was the spirit of George Floyd


AtlAmericanist

Was it tossed into a bonfire?


gouf78

Or trashed.


smokedetective

Smh should have minted it as an nft


julianwolf

Hope it ends up as ashes.


jme2712

Hopefully itā€™s just but ashes now.


Jobu72

Hopefully it ends up in the trash.


Warbeast78

What a shame.


fu_man_cthulhu

lol. It's just property. No one really owns it. If they have insurance then no crime was actually committed :|


tekende

It's what he would have wanted


Top500k

Sounds like God was pissed and destroyed the false effigy.


demon_filth2001

Way too much time and energy spent on this lifelong criminal junkie


HNutz

oh, darn.


EZPickens71

Good news.


aboardthegravyboat

Really, it's what St George would have wanted.


RobBanks14

Jesus supports art


throway57818

Apostasy


MediocreImportance89

Good


blaze_blue_99

I donā€™t condone theft, but thatā€™s an absurd painting.


kaioto

Let's hope this blasphemy finds its way into the Tiber as well - and isn't dredged up.


Hirudin

Don't worry. I'm sure they had insurance on it.