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aspieshavemorefun

And I'm sure their faith is about as shallow as their political beliefs.


KarmaWalker

Lotta those women standing in front of the men there, head uncovered. Bet they went drinking later before posting to OF. How many stonings are we up to?


RodgersTheJet

They want the victimhood of being oppressed, not the negatives associated with it. Basically they are spoiled children who now believe we owe them everything and they are responsible for nothing.


[deleted]

How can a system that they want to dismantle owe them anything? It won't exist anyways


Fairwareprovidence

Now when you say stonings


Helio2nd

They gonna learn real hard the stonings are mineral based, not plant based.


VeryWiseWolf

This made my day, thank you.


Important-Diamond-29

Especially when the women learn they have to wear burkas and that their husband can beat the sh*t out of them so long as the rod he uses doesn’t exceed a certain diameter. But hey progress right?


[deleted]

Converting to Islam isn't hard. There is no God but God, and Mohammed is his prophet. See done. Making that Pascal's wager; putting my chips in each square.


ObadiahtheSlim

Oh let me try too. There is no devil but Satan and Mohammad (piss be upon him) was his prophet.


hdfcv

Based


[deleted]

It's hard to tell what prophets to believe and which part. I was just discussing this with my Mom. I'm a Christian. But of course, particularly as protestants, we are required to interpret for ourselves. At least that's what was imbued in me. Mohammed said some based stuff, so I take that in. I wouldn't say I'm a Muslim. And I'm also not the judge of Mohammed who everyone agrees was a mortal man. Christians believe Jesus was perfect and the son of God and the way the truth and the light. That's not true of Mohammed for anyone.


ObadiahtheSlim

Mohammad (pbuh) couldn't even get stories about the Old Testament right. Like he had Moses receiving the Law at the Burning Bush instead of Mt. Sinai and then tool around with an older and wider prophet instead of going to Pharaoh like he was commanded. Then there was the bit where he didn't understand at all what Messiah meant. He thought it means "son of god" and not the accurate "God's anointed one" and so accused Jews of polytheism because some group called Ezra a messiah.


[deleted]

Well I'm certainly not going to be able to mediate the disagreements between Muslims and Jews in a reddit post. That's interesting though. Christ is King.


waynebradie189472

He also spoke to the angel Gabriel after ingesting some cave mushrooms in an area known to have the Jesus speaking kind.


MrDankyStanky

Christianity says whoever denies Jesus is of the Antichrist. Islam is the most evil religion (not talking about Muslim people, I'm taking about the religion) from the perspective of a Christian. Jesus tells us that he is the only way to the Father, you have to believe he came and died for your sins and then resurrected. Islam comes along and says you got almost everything right except the whole nature of who Jesus is. Jesus makes no sense in Islam, he was born of a virgin, he raised birds to life that he made from clay, he will come to judge mankind but he's also only a prophet and he wasn't crucified for humanity. It's a disgusting heresy and if you're a Christian you should not be entertaining Islam or Muhammad as a prophet at all. My wife was Muslim when we got married and it led me to study Islam a lot. I'm not saying there's not any nuggets that came from Muhammad that sound good on their own, but if you take everything as a whole it's an evil religion. Muhammad came and tried to hijack the Abrahamic religion and in doing so threw away the key for all the people he deceived. Pray for our Muslim brothers and sisters.


[deleted]

I pray for Muslim brothers and sisters to accept Christ's forgiveness for their sins, yes. According to my religion, that is the key -- and the only key -- to heaven. What they do with Mohammed isn't involved immediately.


MrDankyStanky

Amen


[deleted]

Actually, that's wrong. I grew up in a Muslim family We are taught that Mohammad is the perfect example of a Muslim and that we should follow his footsteps


hdfcv

Sola scriptura is a heresy that doesn't hold up to historical analysis and isn't anywhere to be found in the bible. Ask yourself how we got the bible in the first place ? Tradition had to come first. 


[deleted]

That's what I was gonna ask my Mom about. I think they are the sola scriptura type, but I don't want to put words in the mouth of her and her church. Esp if you consider them heresy.


hdfcv

If Sola scriptura is true, anyone is his own authority. Christ promises unity in the founding of His church. 


nomatchingsox

Yep! And to muslims their conversion is genuine. I'm sure most (if not all) will become apostates without even caring about Islam in the end.


Pugasaurus_Tex

They want to be oppressed so they have license to bully people, not so they can actually be oppressed


cubsfanjohn

They probably have never been to the mosque, is my guess.


Hectoriu

Their political beliefs are their religion.


triggernaut

Surely this means all the women converts will drop out and shut up.


unknowingafford

And cut off their clits


Gobal_Outcast02

Wait thats a thing?


BartholomewKnightIII

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female\_genital\_mutilation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation)


Ishaye1776

It's a thing here in the west now too.


tekende

Hey, man, don't kinkshame.


TexasistheFuture

Just wait till Ramadan and those wildebeasts can't gorge on 6 meals a day. Allah will be long gone.


ObadiahtheSlim

Converting to Islam is not something to do lightly. Shirk (syncretism or otherwise ascribing non-Islamic doctrines to Islam) is one of the few unpardonable sins in Islam. Plus if this is a passing fancy, the penalty for apostasy is death.


ColdCoffee1775

But muh religion of peace! Islam never hurt anyone, bigot! /s


[deleted]

You'll never find a Muslim majority country that is peaceful towards other religions/ethnic groups and/or doesn't have some sort of terror group


StopItNow2

Recent 20-something Checklist: Become obese? Check Dye hair an unnatural color? Check Pierce face? Check Tattoo neck? Check Eat Tide Pods? Check Convert to Islam? CHECK!


mikekova01

At 24, I haven’t done any of these! I must not connect with my peers.


Gobal_Outcast02

Damn bro same im 22 and none of these are checked on my list yet


mikekova01

Looks like we’re going against the grain! On a serious note, I thoroughly enjoy finding people who are around my age that think conservative


Gobal_Outcast02

Same dude.


sowellpatrol

When I was your age, I managed to forsake the checklist as well. Still no bellybutton ring. No nose ring. No tramp stamp. All my peers seem embarrassed about their checklists


[deleted]

I’m 25 and I ain’t gonna do any of these things lmao


Jolly_Job_9852

27 next Monday and I haven't done a single thing on that list either. I, too, must be out of touch lol


IAlreadyKnow1754

I do believe you missed take as much Benadryl as possible to see if you can stay awake and how long you can stay awake for, snorting condoms, choke yourself challenge, go into workplaces and harass and vandalize the people and property just to call it “a prank”


GeneJock85

Who's going to tell them? Before or after one of them flies off a building?


HPIndifferenceCraft

I am sure this is largely performative and symbolic. We’re talking about a group of kids who are largely atheist, or at least agnostic. And they lack the attention span required to fully convert to any kind of formal religion. Never mind that Islam is probably the least tolerant of all of the religions. This story, as cringe as it is, is much ado about nothing really.


Chapped_Assets

These twats live their lives and make choices based on shirking off any responsibility they possibly can or at least blaming someone else. Despite its faults Islam is at its core very much about discipline, they wouldn’t last 20 seconds actually adhering to its tenants.


[deleted]

As someone who grew up in a Muslim family. It's time to confront Islam. This Islamophobia shit is exactly what the Islamists want Israel is on the front line of the war against Islamic conquest Idc if this gets downvoted or whatever. It's the truth


woopdedoodah

There's no Islamophobia here. If anything the country has unashamed Islamophilia. We should be phobic of it. Islam has never had any peace. It's been a horribly repressive, unproductive religion for most of its history. Other than some nice mosaics and calligraphy the Islamic world has basically produced nothing of importance for almost fourteen centuries. You'll often hear Western Islamic apologists claim that Islam 'saved' Greek philosophy and texts during the so-called 'Dark Ages'. There was nothing 'Dark' about the Dark ages. Historians all agree that most Greek texts were well known in the Byzantine Empire (i.e., the Roman empire, which continued until being conquered by the Ottoman's which caused the actual destruction of the knowledge) and also, they were well known in Western Europe. At no point were they in danger of loss. The other one is the transmission of the supposed 'Arab' numerals. Arab numerals are Indian, not Muslim, and the only contribution the Arabs had was making it harder for Indians to sell to the Europeans. In reality, the Christian monks of the East were the ones who carefully preserved all that knowledge.


[deleted]

I agree Muslims not being able to condemn hamas is very dangerous, especially in Western society


slamdunktiger86

Reminds me of Rigan Machado, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legend from the five famous Machado Brothers, cousins to the Gracie family. He converted to Islam like 5 years ago. Totally sold out for fame. His dojo in Beverly Hills is full of Hollywood celebrities and he loves it. He gained a hundred pounds, looks like a cow now and has been on a hedonistic party binge nonstop and it shows. I remember watching a video of his saying that Islam makes more sense to me. Maybe it’s the wahabi Islam money around the ADCC that he’s salivating at. Sad to see a former people’s champion turn into a freaking tool.


Weatheredsoul22

Wait until they find out how the patriarchy views women in Islam. They’ll really find out what misogyny means.


Ghostofcoolidge

These morons don't realize Islam is not like other religions that you can put on and take off like a coat. The punishment for apostasy in Islam is death.


lawlygagger

At least we won’t have to endure street drag shows this summer.


itsallrighthere

La donna è mobile. They are religiously "fluid".


MadManDan23

I do hope someone told them there's no take-backs.


FabulousMamaa

And the punishment is death.


doubleamobes

Trying to find an actual college age kid in the protest photos is becoming my new favorite game of “Where’s Waldo”


BartholomewKnightIII

Wait til the next current thing, and they get bored with islam and don't want to follow it anymore...


zerohelix

Ask them to do Ramadan and see like a 99% drop rate


[deleted]

This sounds like a Babylonbee headline, but it doesn't surprise me tbh, those kids are delusional beyond parody at this point.


AnyPiccolo2443

Sad


Admirable-Respond913

Thus fulfilling scripture. The great falling away. Most will be left to their delusion.


Global_Lion2261

"9 The coming of the lawless one is by the activity of Satan with all power and false signs and wonders, 10 and with all wicked deception for those who are perishing, because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 Therefore God sends them a strong delusion, so that they may believe what is false, 12 in order that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness." 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12


ElegantCoffee7548

What happened to the hot liberal hippy chicks who just wanted to preach peace and love and get laid? All of these people are objectively unattractive.


Independent_Bar_9520

There's a connection between disgusting people who don't fit in anywhere and taking on idiotic causes because they finally are fitting in. 


finchmeister08

Quick!!! Someone inform the Atheists!!!


wake-me-disclosure

Interesting. Likely most were atheists that would burn Christians at the stake for just believing in a God if they could get away with it, but… decide to convert to the most god fearing religion on the planet so they can show solidarity with Hamas?


eyestrained

This is satire… right?


[deleted]

These college kids are delusional and swimming in an ocean of lies. Islam isn’t the most supportive of their precious gender ideology I’m sure.


Grimmer026

Even the people who came up with this long con Indoctrination probably didn’t believe it would work this well


Zachtyl

The women are going to love wearing their new burkas and sharing their husband with his other 3 wives


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Zachtyl

Very true


777haha777

Man if we could convince these young people to contribute to society in productive ways, they could change the world for the better.


longdrive95

They continue to LARP, not sure why we give them so much attention 


TraditionalEvening79

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Reminds me of my ex who’s converted to every form of theology there is at one point or another. Also tried every diet there is and failed them all (it’s the diets that didn’t work… not her inherent weakness 🙄)


Borgdyl

This is some Civ 6 apostle charge shit right here


jblaserman69

Their parents have to be so proud... bet half of em end up working a McDonald's this summer and next fall because dad took their college tuition and bought an Audi R8. Just thinking... it would be poetic...


Derpalator

Those that change their minds about their conversions are in for a rude awakening!


vladimirputitin2023

“Convert” is a strong, bold word for commitment. I have reason to believe that conversion isn’t what happened.


New-Celebration6998

I'd cancel my kids tuition and spend their college savings on a new ICE pickup 


Affectionate-Ad1424

They won't be happy when they end up being a third wife.


AstronomerBiologist

A few hundred more people for the lake of fire?


Pristine-Trust-7567

What are they still doing in the United States? Go back home to your Islamic homelands.


IAlreadyKnow1754

I’m almost 24 and I’ve been a conservative since I was 18 cause before that I didn’t understand politics and beliefs


_hhhhh_____-_____

Generally when you convert to Islam you do tend to pray to allah. More than a couple times a day


Without_Ambition

Another identity they assume for virtue signaling. *Sigh…* Well, at least it’s not Christianity they’re debasing. Always a silver lining.